The Woodshed

[QUOTE=YoungRestless;2566937]Some of Angie's text messages pretending to be a lawyer and the way the would-be lawyer is writing I certainly wouldn't want him as my attorney as he seems to have "Angienese" really bad! LOL.[/QUOTE]Part of the requirements to pass your Florida bar exam is to be fluent in 3 different languages, English, Angienese and BS! Yea those supposed texts from a lawyer are comical.

[QUOTE=CantB1;2566650]You have replied to just about everything PoniBoi and I have posted. Not sure why unless you want to start a bro-mance. JTM has already wooing PB for a while. But I'm available. (Wink wink) LOL. I would be more than happy to take you out for a cruise of the strolls. Kinda like "Training Day" if you down to ride. I can introduce you to some of the ladies I know on our city tour. The first couple rounds of "pinks" are on be bro. Whatcha say?

CB1.

JTM and PB: sorry for the joke guys. I couldn't resist the opportunity.[/QUOTE]Just realize though, this on-going feud is starting to mimic Angie and Deanna's BP battle (w / out all the Grey Bar pics). Its interesting to read about, but it gets old really quick. Siding w / Angie, I texted her yesterday and kindly told her that she shouldn't exhaust her time and energy on something so frugal. She should just ignore the little witch and concentrate on what she does best- taking care of us Mongers. She's has way too many good reviews to let all this drama weigh her down. Even though she can be a bit looney and a bit bouncy, I still believe she's one of the top providers we have along side of Maliyah, Megan, and that PV lady.

I would like to respectfully say, just end your convo w / this guy and concentrate on what YOU do best- baking cookies and pounding pie! LOL. You've been around a while and have the credibility to not even have to worry about others who come on our site "to just make noise"- PT Monger. I'm not telling you what to do and CB1 is going to do what CB1 wishes to do, but come on bro!

Believe what I just said.

And as always, BSHM.

-PB.

[QUOTE=Voltron94;2566711]We need to remember that this discussion kicked off with a hobbyist being worried about a provider he knew that went missing. That's a far cry from a provider trying to intrude into your life or manipulate you.

I would hope everyone would use their best judgment about keeping their hobby safe & discreet, and not being hustled by a provider with a hard luck story. If you haven't guessed by now, if they wind up walking the streets or on BP, they aren't exactly living every little girl's dream. If you can't stay in contact without being a white knight, don't. But I don't think you have to get attached to someone like that in order to hope they don't wind up dead.

Not trying to be a jerk about it, but let's just remember the context here. A provider that you see regularly, to me, is not much different from a favorite bartender at the local pub, or maybe a barber. Sure, you're there for the service and they're only serving you to make money. That doesn't mean that you don't get to know each other a little and become more friendly as time goes on. If my favorite barber or bartender suddenly stopped showing up for work and nobody they worked with knew where they were, I'd be concerned too. Just because one pours me shots, one clips my locks, and another one drains my nuts doesn't mean I shouldn't care about them all as human beings.[/QUOTE]The barber analogy is actually spot on! I've been going to my barber for many years and while I don't consider him a friend were friendly. He's cuts my hair, we have small talk, I pay him and leave, if he were to become ill or disappear I'd be concerned and would make inquiries as to his health or whereabouts. It's exactly the same with a provider / atf I've been seeing over a period of time. They both provide a service that I appreciate and am willing to pay for. If they happen to be unable to perform the service I require I'd be a little mournful but I would continue to get my haircut and get my dick serviced, it would just be by someone else, life goes on. My point here is we have to recognize what everyone's role is in this hobby and not get carried away by emotion. That doesn't mean we can't be friendly or have a relationship with providers we see. I've always found that if your nice and seem to be genuinely interested in the providers well being things often get much better sexually and they not only let you do things to them that are off limits to others but at a discounted rate as well. Being a nice, thoughtful regular customer has it's benefits. JD.

[QUOTE=JaxDog;2563976]Man, I totally agree with you, Alex was hot and I really enjoyed fucking her, she had just the kind of look I like, petite, great body with those come fuck me eyes. Wasn't Alex the one that tried scamming you and you turned it around on her? That was one of the greatest stories I've ever read on the site! JD.[/QUOTE]Yeah, that was her. Great story, I'll never forget that one.

[QUOTE=PoniBoi;2566190]Not replying to any of my posts? It would be greatly appreciated. And please make no attempts of PMing me.

Thank You. Have a pleasant day.

BSHM.

-PB.[/QUOTE]I like the Ignore List function. Go to their profile and add them.

[QUOTE=CantB1;2566650]You have replied to just about everything PoniBoi and I have posted. Not sure why unless you want to start a bro-mance. JTM has already wooing PB for a while. But I'm available. (Wink wink) LOL. I would be more than happy to take you out for a cruise of the strolls. Kinda like "Training Day" if you down to ride. I can introduce you to some of the ladies I know on our city tour. The first couple rounds of "pinks" are on be bro. Whatcha say?

CB1.

JTM and PB: sorry for the joke guys. I couldn't resist the opportunity.[/QUOTE]OOOHHH, just the thoughts of the possibilities are enough to make me smile! Perhaps a few months in the Bush with those cold, lonely nights would help you see the true you? Besides, CB1, like they say, it gives you more opportunities for a date on Saturday night, but you already know that, don't you?

Just kidding of course. Bromance ALL the great Mongers on this Forum but my heart lies with the Argentina Stud living the life most of us would take in a heart beat!!

Back to the Mongering boys, pussy and ass, (for you closet types), awaits! LMAO.

[QUOTE=PoniBoi;2567082]Just realize though, this on-going feud is starting to mimic Angie and Deanna's BP battle (w / out all the Grey Bar pics). Its interesting to read about, but it gets old really quick. Siding w / Angie, I texted her yesterday and kindly told her that she shouldn't exhaust her time and energy on something so frugal. She should just ignore the little witch and concentrate on what she does best- taking care of us Mongers. She's has way too many good reviews to let all this drama weigh her down. Even though she can be a bit looney and a bit bouncy, I still believe she's one of the top providers we have along side of Maliyah, Megan, and that PV lady.

I would like to respectfully say, just end your convo w / this guy and concentrate on what YOU do best- baking cookies and pounding pie! LOL. You've been around a while and have the credibility to not even have to worry about others who come on our site "to just make noise"- PT Monger. I'm not telling you what to do and CB1 is going to do what CB1 wishes to do, but come on bro!

Believe what I just said.

And as always, BSHM.

-PB.[/QUOTE]I'm all smiles til something or someone gets under my skin. And that guy does not fit hit username at all. Will try my best to ignore him. Besides I got some other contributions I have to make.

CB1.

I'll call the TRUCE!

[QUOTE=ThePreacher;2565969]Holy fucking shit man. You posting from a hotel?[/QUOTE]What do you mean bro? Don't understand.

[QUOTE=CantB1;2567307]I'm all smiles til something or someone gets under my skin. And that guy does not fit hit username at all. Will try my best to ignore him. Besides I got some other contributions I have to make.

CB1.

I'll call the TRUCE![/QUOTE]Use that time and energy pounding on pie 🍰 Make sure you contribute all man batter, LOL. I'll be on the side lines rootin you on.

You're right about the name. Doesn't it mean something like, "disguised" or "keeping ones mouth phuckin shut unless one has something worthy or interesting to contribute" Oh well, doesn't matter.

Go get some ass, CBass!

Just BS & HM.

-PB.

Women have an uncanny ability to detect when you are going off course. My girl has been fucking my brains out this week. Out of the blue too. We hit a dry spell for months, then all of a sudden it's on. So much so that I have zero desire to reach out to my fav provider for my weekly visit. I am literally spent! Usually when I just sit and think about meeting with my provider, I get an instant erection. That shit ain't happening right now. Give my boy the 10 count. He's down for the count! Dayum!

[QUOTE=ThePreacher;2570532]Women have an uncanny ability to detect when you are going off course. My girl has been fucking my brains out this week. Out of the blue too. We hit a dry spell for months, then all of a sudden it's on. So much so that I have zero desire to reach out to my fav provider for my weekly visit. I am literally spent! Usually when I just sit and think about meeting with my provider, I get an instant erection. That shit ain't happening right now. Give my boy the 10 count. He's down for the count! Dayum![/QUOTE]Preacher, isn't that the truth. If more SO's took that approach to keep us happy, life would be fine.

Not seeing your fav provider this week? Does that mean she needs some company?

Hahahaha.

[QUOTE=JaxTantricMan;2570841]Preacher, isn't that the truth. If more SO's took that approach to keep us happy, life would be fine.

Not seeing your fav provider this week? Does that mean she needs some company?

Hahahaha.[/QUOTE]LOL! Man she even text me to ask if I wanted the same appt time / day. I had to regretfully decline. I guess I'm getting old man. Now I need a few days in between to really feel a desire to go into full freak mode.

You read correctly. I've been reading that a lot of providers (some with good reps) have been staging cash and dash's. Unfortunately, the shoe is on the other foot this time. I was scammed by a reputable hobbyists, who was also a 2 year regular of mines.

Yesterday I saw a client I have been seeing for almost 2 years. After 1st requesting a 1 hr date, he changed to a 30 min GFE date upon arrival, which I was okay with. He arrived, dis-robed and hopped in the bed. I noticed that he didn't give my donation upfront, but I didn't mention it right away because I have seen him several times before. Never had any issues with him, and after reading about you guys being ripped off so much, I didn't want to give any red flags (I I didn't want to kill the mood). Shortly into the date he finishes, cleans up, drops the donation and leaves. After counting and seeing I was paid way less than my base GFE donation for the time / companionship he requested, I texted him, and explained to him that he didn't give me the correct donation. He replies, well I thought that was fair considering the situation. ? My response in a nut shell was, NO! #1) My GFE donations begin at 120/30 min, and you requested a 30 min GFE date. #2) It is not my fault you fired of your first shot before you even had a chance to enter the magical kingdom! The condom was opened / ready before I even touched you, I even offered round 2 WHILE playing with your member who was still half awake and YOU declined. #3) If you had already gave my donation, were you going to ask / take back some of the donation, because you don't have dick control? NO! Therefore, you should've given me My donations for what was requested NOT what you felt was necessary because of YOUR short-comings / circumstances. He then replied, offering apologies, saying I was right, and he would bring back the rest later. Obviously, I wouldn't be posting this if he had kept his word.

I offered him a FS hour date, because he said he had $160, but he specifically wanted GFE and asked for a 30 min session. If you visit my website, my GFE donations BEGIN at 30 mins /120 and I was given way less. Now in the time we spent, GFE services were performed (kissing and a juicy stripper slide for example) Therefore, I feel I should've been compensated for GFE services instead of a basic FS (which for me is just a CBJ and positions of your choice. No extras). He was fully aware, before arriving, of my services (levels of service) and donations for said services because we spoke via text and I referred him to my website to help him with his decision.

This is the SECOND time one of my Jacksonville regulars has shorted me on my donations. I caught the first one as he was about to wash up to begin, and when confronted, he just looked at me like "take it or leave it, that's all I have. ". With me. Unless you are the one offering services, you do not have the right to decide / edit / alter my donations to your preferences! My donations are always clearly stated in EVERY ad I post. Therefore, things like this should never occur. If you don't have what I'm asking, don't call me! If you're a quick cummer, and round 2 takes a while. Rub one out before coming to see me! Or schedule an appointment appropriate to allow you time to do your business. But don't ever short me because you don't have what I'm asking, or if you don't fulfill your time. I NEVER have and never will rush anyone through sessions with me. In saying all of that, I'm going to say this. What you ask for is what you pay for!! My room is not a strip club where you negotiate $$ in the champagne room and Ms. Kitty is not on a food stamp / government cell phone plan, where you just pay for what you use. NO! I have donations listed by tiers and increments. Pick what tier / increment you want and pay for it!

I'm sorry that these girls are ripping you guys off, imo they're some real idiots! I would never stoop so low and risk ruining my okay reputation. Even when I'm done with this business, I would like to leave in good standings. With that being said, if anyone has any plans of seeing me, be prepared to give me my donation before you even take your clothes off. While I understand many may not feel comfortable doing so, you are in my company / space. Therefore, my rules. If at any time you want to leave PRIOR to beginning the date, you may do so with your donations (without a problem) I have turned away clients and given them their donations back without a problem, and I've had had guys prepay me for dates in order to help me get to their city and each and every one will tell you, I always hold true to end of the deal.

If anybody has any questions or comments, feel free to PM me.

[QUOTE=PristineChase;2576622]You read correctly. I've been reading that alot of providers (some with good reps) have been staging cash and dash's. Unfortunately, the shoe is on the other foot this time. I was scammed by a reputable hobbyists, who was also a 2 year regular of mines.

Yesterday I saw a client I have been seeing for almost 2 years. After 1st requesting a 1 hr date, he changed to a 30 min GFE date upon arrival, which I was okay with. He arrived, dis-robed and hopped in the bed. I noticed that he didn't give my donation upfront, but I didn't mention it right away because I have seen him several times before. Never had any issues with him, and after reading about you guys being ripped off so much, I didn't want to give any red flags (I I didn't want to kill the mood). Shortly into the date he finishes, cleans up, drops the donation and leaves. After counting and seeing I was paid way less than my base GFE donation for the time / companionship he requested, I texted him, and explained to him that he didn't give me the correct donation. He replies, well I thought that was fair considering the situation. ? My response in a nut shell was, NO! #1) My GFE donations begin at 120/30 min, and you requested a 30 min GFE date. #2) It is not my fault you fired of your first shot before you even had a chance to enter the magical kingdom! The condom was opened / ready before I even touched you, I even offered round 2 WHILE playing with your member who was still half awake and YOU declined. #3) If you had already gave my donation, were you going to ask / take back some of the donation, because you don't have dick control? NO! Therefore, you should've given me My donations for what was requested NOT what you felt was necessary because of YOUR short-comings / circumstances. He then replied, offering apologies, saying I was right, and he would bring back the rest later. Obviously, I wouldn't be posting this if he had kept his word.

I offered him a FS hour date, because he said he had $160, but he specifically wanted GFE and asked for a 30 min session. If you visit my website, my GFE donations BEGIN at 30 mins /120 and I was given way less. Now in the time we spent, GFE services were performed (kissing and a juicy stripper slide for example) Therefore, I feel I should've been compensated for GFE services instead of a basic FS (which for me is just a CBJ and positions of your choice. No extras). He was fully aware, before arriving, of my services (levels of service) and donations for said services because we spoke via text and I referred him to my website to help him with his decision.

This is the SECOND time one of my Jacksonville regulars has shorted me on my donations. I caught the first one as he was about to wash up to begin, and when confronted, he just looked at me like "take it or leave it, that's all I have. ". With me. Unless you are the one offering services, you do not have the right to decide / edit / alter my donations to your preferences! My donations are always clearly stated in EVERY ad I post. Therefore, things like this should never occur. If you don't have what I'm asking, don't call me! If you're a quick cummer, and round 2 takes a while. Rub one out before coming to see me! Or schedule an appointment appropriate to allow you time to do your business. But don't ever short me because you don't have what I'm asking, or if you don't fulfill your time. I NEVER have and never will rush anyone through sessions with me. In saying all of that, I'm going to say this. What you ask for is what you pay for!! My room is not a strip club where you negotiate $$ in the champagne room and Ms. Kitty is not on a food stamp / government cell phone plan, where you just pay for what you use. NO! I have donations listed by tiers and increments. Pick what tier / increment you want and pay for it!

I'm sorry that these girls are ripping you guys off, imo they're some real idiots! I would never stoop so low and risk ruining my okay reputation. Even when I'm done with this business, I would like to leave in good standings. With that being said, if anyone has any plans of seeing me, be prepared to give me my donation before you even take your clothes off. While I understand many may not feel comfortable doing so, you are in my company / space. Therefore, my rules. If at any time you want to leave PRIOR to beginning the date, you may do so with your donations (without a problem) I have turned away clients and given them their donations back without a problem, and I've had had guys prepay me for dates in order to help me get to their city and each and every one will tell you, I always hold true to end of the deal.

If anybody has any questions or comments, feel free to PM me.[/QUOTE]To answer your phone but it's like trying to get the president to answer!

[QUOTE=PristineChase;2576556]You read correctly. I've been reading that a lot of providers (some with good reps) have been staging cash and dash's. Unfortunately, the shoe is on the other foot this time. I was scammed by a reputable hobbyists, who was also a 2 year regular of mines.

Yesterday I saw a client I have been seeing for almost 2 years. After 1st requesting a 1 hr date, he changed to a 30 min GFE date upon arrival, which I was okay with. He arrived, dis-robed and hopped in the bed. I noticed that he didn't give my donation upfront, but I didn't mention it right away because I have seen him several times before. Never had any issues with him, and after reading about you guys being ripped off so much, I didn't want to give any red flags (I I didn't want to kill the mood). Shortly into the date he finishes, cleans up, drops the donation and leaves. After counting and seeing I was paid way less than my base GFE donation for the time / companionship he requested, I texted him, and explained to him that he didn't give me the correct donation. He replies, well I thought that was fair considering the situation. ? My response in a nut shell was, NO! #1) My GFE donations begin at 120/30 min, and you requested a 30 min GFE date. #2) It is not my fault you fired of your first shot before you even had a chance to enter the magical kingdom! The condom was opened / ready before I even touched you, I even offered round 2 WHILE playing with your member who was still half awake and YOU declined. #3) If you had already gave my donation, were you going to ask / take back some of the donation, because you don't have dick control? NO! Therefore, you should've given me My donations for what was requested NOT what you felt was necessary because of YOUR short-comings / circumstances. He then replied, offering apologies, saying I was right, and he would bring back the rest later. Obviously, I wouldn't be posting this if he had kept his word.

I'm sorry that these girls are ripping you guys off, imo they're some real idiots! I would never stoop so low and risk ruining my okay reputation. Even when I'm done with this business, I would like to leave in good standings. With that being said, if anyone has any plans of seeing me, be prepared to give me my donation before you even take your clothes off. While I understand many may not feel comfortable doing so, you are in my company / space. Therefore, my rules. If at any time you want to leave PRIOR to beginning the date, you may do so with your donations (without a problem) I have turned away clients and given them their donations back without a problem, and I've had had guys prepay me for dates in order to help me get to their city and each and every one will tell you, I always hold true to end of the deal.

If anybody has any questions or comments, feel free to PM me.[/QUOTE]Pristine,

I know part of the reason you don't like to touch the money when clients come see you is because if it does turn out to be a sting, it allows you a certain amount of protection, I. E. LEO can't say you accepted the money and counted it, etc. Unfortunately, this will set you up to be robbed as you have already experienced. Here is what I'd do: in my ad, I would continue to discuss what my donation is for services and one of few smart things you say in your ad is that you don't discuss the donation or service details. Regarding the donation, I would say in my ad that you would like for them to place your donation in the bathroom (in a pre-placed basket, for example). This way, you can tell them you'd like to freshen up in the bathroom before you get started. This will allow you to go into the bathroom, shut the door, lock it; now you have privacy; now you can count the donation out of their sight to see if it's what you agreed upon and put it away. In other words, they don't have to see you count or touch donation in their presence. That would be my methodology. I wouldn't trust other providers doing this but with your reviews, guys might allow you this leeway.