Streetwalker Reports

[QUOTE=PointDexterJr;3917688]Hey Fly, can't find it -.[/QUOTE]Me neither. I keep getting dinosaurs.

[QUOTE=Tipisil;3917869]Me neither. I keep getting dinosaurs.[/QUOTE]Try dinosaursfanpage ig. That's what worked for me, but I don't know if that's the same one. Seems to be.

[QUOTE=FlyWhyteGuy007;3916156]At dinosaursfanpage It some nice ones on there too. TRUST ME. But when I saw it I swear I got a BJ from 50 of them hoes.[/QUOTE][URL]https://www.instagram.com/dinosaursfanpage/[/URL]

Yes I should have done so. I forgot to mention that the other blonde was older. Late 20's or early 30's. She was okay, but she did not interest me.

[QUOTE=CGFitness;3917541]Amazing. Sneak in a couple photos next time haha.[/QUOTE]

If anyone wants to split the cost, I have a room at one of the nicer hotels on fig. I am going to fuck some street meat.

[QUOTE=Just_Shat;3918063][URL]https://www.instagram.com/dinosaursfanpage/[/URL][/QUOTE]Thanks Shat -.

Now how do you attempt to close the deal if you are so inclined with the post?

[QUOTE=Just_Shat;3918063][URL]https://www.instagram.com/dinosaursfanpage/[/URL][/QUOTE]Yeah that's it. Sorry I wasn't more clear. I thought I would get deleted if I put ig on here. But its some nice ones huh? I saw the little Asian chick that be on hazard. She didn't look bad but when I had her she smelled kind of funny. Seems Bisonnette street in Houston is the spot to check out.

The blonde I saw the other day was almost identical to this blonde I used to know in San Diego. She had the same haircut and wore the same glasses as in the picture. I last saw her about 5 years ago so it was about 5 years ago. So she would have been around 25 or 26 now. I probably should have called out her name. Perhaps it might have been her.

[QUOTE=Mongerseeker;3918068]Yes I should have done so. I forgot to mention that the other blonde was older. Late 20's or early 30's. She was okay, but she did not interest me.[/QUOTE]

Did a little cruise around lunch time. Went up LBB say 3 BSW didn't catch my interest. On at liquor store was hitting up everyone and twerking in parking lot. Went up to Fig but they closed west 105 making it a nightmare to get too.

Saw one LSW in all yellow leaving notel. I hesitated because I was short on time. Just passed her and she got snatched. Saw several BSW as well but nothing to bite on. Went around SC to check out college hunnies and went down Western. Had a UC driving right next to me. Just around 92nd saw two fine redbone thots at corner leaving store. If UC wasn't there I would've turned but instead busted you. Got around and they were gone. Been cruising and these were three top notch.

So, I really just about killed myself on Friday night. Fucken 2-3 hours on fig and two bangs. Part 1 beginneth:

As I posted, I reserved a room at one of the nicer no-tels on Fig, at price of ninety (or. 9 $ for you pros) on booking dot com. I arrived around 10:45 pm on Friday night and the front desk dud gave me an extra bath towel and the card key and I checked out the queen bed room. This place makes the flight and all the other ones look like the special housing unit at a Senegalese prison. While this establishment is not the four seasons, the bathroom is so clean and sanitary, I think the virgin mary would be proud to take a dump therein.

I figure I would walk the area, and right away there was this WSW wearing kind of a light blue short dress and I walked up to her fully thinking that I would just ask her to get busy at my luxury suite across the way. She said hi to me first, and I was like, hi. She said, well, you were staring at me (I was) so I said hello. She had a fine body, but her face looked like it had been put in a vise. Her eyes were literally crushed together and her head was shaped like a danjou pear. I passed and kind of settled myself in the room and made sure no one was hiding in the shower waiting to kill me.

The hotel is in the low 80's and on the way there up fig, I had noticed that at 1030 the gage – Florence section (the hottie gallery) was dead, so I headed up to the 90's. It was not really packed yet. There were girls starting at 89 going up and through century, but mostly fat BSWs and some lighter skinned BSW. I think I saw 3 LSW all night and one Asian SW near the numero uno, but with a kind of tubby body.

It is now like 1130 pm so I have burned about 30 minutes in the high 90's and I roll back to the hottie gallery. There are signs of life on both sides of the street. I made a left turn into the vortex that is the area west of fig and crossing Denver. For whatever reason, some assholes are painting the stop sign limit line stripes like on 66 and Denver at near midnight?

This forces me around to a block with a group of the fattest black women in the world, cept maybe the sizzler at Sunday brunch. I had to just about thread the needle to avoid hitting them and I let them know it by saying move it. I pulled a few uturns and had to pull through the fattie vortex again. Well they remembered me and one particularly obese ***** actually blocked my car and said I was a cop. These girls are nuts. If I was a cop, I would have arrested her (would have needed like 7 tasers she was so fat). Finally, she moved and I high tailed it out of there. The lack of impulse control by the girls in the hottie gallery would be a problem later as well.

So I roll back to the 80's and there is a sweet spot I like (I am not going to tell anyone about it other than to say it is at 98th and fig on both sides of the street, the street is nice and wide and can accommodate both the feral providers charging up to you and multiple mongers boxing you in and you can uturn very easily– boy I hope I did not give the place away- call 98th The Edge, because no one should go south of century). I will call this place the edge. I see there are some nicer looking BSW there, but I keep driving up and down to no farther south than Manchester. On around 89, on the west side of fig, a Latina girl literally ducked out between two parked cars and I eyed her real good – had a gut and just as I was trying to see if I was going to consider a scoop (she was wearing jeans) another Latina girl, wearing jeans and braces walked up to me and was like "your not a cop right" I am like no, why don't you get in. So she says, I need you to come around. So I make the right on fig and right on 90 and come all the way around and both Latinas were gone. Both were wearing jeans and looked like civilians. LEO?

Oh, early on in the hottie gallery, a gang of like 5 white people, like 3 guys and two gals, who looked like they missed their chance to go to burning man, were like hanging out. Seemed like they were craptivists of something. They did not interfere with the scene and then they debriefed each other at the gas station on gage.

Anyways, back to the Edge, on the east side of the street, there were about 5 gals, from mocha lite to Wesley black. There were 4 on the west side of the street. It is very territorial there, the gals on the westside were there all fucken night. What hit my eye was a very light skinned black gal with teased hair, blonde tight curls to her shoulders. She was wearing pussy high boots and a lingerie one piece that covered her from ass to tits. I really do not like the gals that just wear a bra and panties, I mean, come on, this is the fig, not your bathroom.

So, flipped a you turn and went west on 98th and took a right to go north on fig. She came over and asked if I was a cop. I said, no, but get in. She hops in, calls herself princess, and tells me it is 25 for a room and 60 for her. I tell her I have a room – she mentioned the place on 70th and hoover – anyone been there?

So, we get into my room at my place. And she is impressed with the digs. She takes some time in the toidy, I strip I give her 80 just to piss you all off (she asked for 60), and she had a grip of rubbers. I bring my own, but I am not partial, they all are shitty. She says, lie down, it is time for me to suck your dick. I lay down and she gave me a bad blow job covered – it was terrific. Blow jobs are like pizza in that way, if you have little ceasars's it is still awesome.

I ask her to suck a bit more, and in some prelude, she kind of just stopped and almost bit me.

She then gets off my dick and puts it up there in high doggie. Only bad thing about her is the tats on her legs, I think one said "king". But she had this little pucker ass and this monstrous lippy pussy and I went to town. She was actually looking at her phone the whole time. I would like to think I was banging her so hard, she could not text back but she was reading a text thread that seemed to be about the current state of the Papua conflict after the death of Suharto.

I kept hitting it and middle stream I was like, can we switch it up? And here, she went full millennial on me. Look, I get it, you do not respect me as a monger, that is my problem, but you do not respect the game, that is my problem. She said no. Only one position available. No upsell for mish or her on top, and I obviously had the finances. No, just fucken laziness in the fucking. So, I just rammed at it until she asked if I had lube and at that time I unloaded in the bag. She then had me take pictures of her on her phone – seems like she is on line prolly. I dropped her ass at 62nd and gage and she was already looking for more work. She did say that she had been out forever and it was slow AF during the day, but I did not see her again in part 2 of my bender.

Around 1245 am I was done with her and went to run an errand around Vermont and Wilshire. Part 2 coming with a tour on western and a LEO encounter in the hottie gallery.

This kills me on fig.

I am slow rolling in the right lane, Some fucker is tailing me, so I really cannot go too slow. Then, as I slow down into an intersection to check out the inventory, some asshole darts out to make a right on to fig, completely ignoring the limit line and then I have to honk, speed up, and miss a chance at a scoop.

Do not tailgate on fig.

When making a right turn, stay at the limit line.

Also, the streets east of fig are ridiculouly narrow. Yield by pulling over if you can.

Has anyone tried the street taco joint at like 63rd and fig.

Anyone know what the fuck that guy on the drums was going on manchester and fig?

Other than the popeyes, the MCD and the street joints, is there any food on fig late night?

Anyone try the notel on hoover and 70.

[QUOTE=Hundred;3922163]This kills me on fig.

I am slow rolling in the right lane, Some fucker is tailing me, so I really cannot go too slow. Then, as I slow down into an intersection to check out the inventory, some asshole darts out to make a right on to fig, completely ignoring the limit line and then I have to honk, speed up, and miss a chance at a scoop.

Do not tailgate on fig.

When making a right turn, stay at the limit line.

Also, the streets east of fig are ridiculouly narrow. Yield by pulling over if you can.

Has anyone tried the street taco joint at like 63rd and fig.

Anyone know what the fuck that guy on the drums was going on manchester and fig?

Other than the popeyes, the MCD and the street joints, is there any food on fig late night?

Anyone try the notel on hoover and 70.[/QUOTE]If you go down a few blocks past $C, around 11th street, The Pantry serves a good steak and several other selections 24 hrs. A day. Not the cheapest place, but reliable, great food, and late at night you can run into some very nice looking SW waiting in line there.

[QUOTE=Marlowe;3922463]If you go down a few blocks past $C, around 11th street, The Pantry serves a good steak and several other selections 24 hrs. A day. Not the cheapest place, but reliable, great food, and late at night you can run into some very nice looking SW waiting in line there.[/QUOTE]That place is the ultimate grease pit, the shitter in there is nasty. But yes, the food is good, I just do not see driving the 6 miles to there to get some food. And I doubt that there are SW all the way up there?

[QUOTE=Hundred;3921027]So, I really just about killed myself on Friday night. Fucken 2-3 hours on fig and two bangs. Part 1 beginneth:

Around 1245 am I was done with her and went to run an errand around Vermont and Wilshire. Part 2 coming with a tour on western and a LEO encounter in the hottie gallery.[/QUOTE]Hundred, I've been waiting to read about part 2. I also think everyone else reading this is also waiting for the second part.

As mentioned on the Figueroa thread, the hottie gallery was dead. I did, however, manage to snap the following pictures.