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[QUOTE=TwoNutts;3720459]You finally break the ice with one of the AMP girls that will take your offer for FS. So before she jumps your bones she lubes herself up as well as your cock. Then commences to ride the pony. Problem is with all the lube it feels like fucking a big can of tomato soup. I'm thinking all that money spent for this.[/QUOTE]Any woman who is getting fucked four or five times a day, nearly seven days a week is going to need help in the lube department. When they get laid so often, the lube glands stop producing as much. It is like when you cum four or five times in one day, the amount of cum at the fifth time is less than the amount at the first time. And also since arousal has a lot to do with a woman lubing naturally, and since they are not really aroused by us mongers, it is no wonder that they rely on the artificial stuff. And if you think she uses too much, ask her to wipe a little off.

[QUOTE=TwoNutts;3720459]You finally break the ice with one of the AMP girls that will take your offer for FS. So before she jumps your bones she lubes herself up as well as your cock. Then commences to ride the pony. Problem is with all the lube it feels like fucking a big can of tomato soup. I'm thinking all that money spent for this.[/QUOTE]TN. Its worse when they don't lube it up and are as dry as a bone. DnC.

[QUOTE=DickensCider;3720871]TN. Its worse when they don't lube it up and are as dry as a bone. DnC.[/QUOTE]At least you have some friction there. Might start a fire though. LOL. Generally it's the older Asians that do the lube. Hell the HJ feels better. And a 3rd the cost. HOLY SHIT!! I GOT 1700 POSTS. HAHAHA

[QUOTE=Jsmw1980;3720555]Haha. When all you can hear is squish squish squish and dripping down your leg.[/QUOTE]I think we're fucking the same ol woman LOL.

[QUOTE=StripJunkie;3720687]Any woman who is getting fucked four or five times a day, nearly seven days a week is going to need help in the lube department. When they get laid so often, the lube glands stop producing as much. It is like when you cum four or five times in one day, the amount of cum at the fifth time is less than the amount at the first time. And also since arousal has a lot to do with a woman lubing naturally, and since they are not really aroused by us mongers, it is no wonder that they rely on the artificial stuff. And if you think she uses too much, ask her to wipe a little off.[/QUOTE]Thank you Mr obvious. LOL LOL.

[QUOTE=TwoNutts;3720459]Problem is with all the lube it feels like fucking a big can of tomato soup[/QUOTE]Hopefully, it doesn't [I]look [/I]like tomato soup. No judgement if you're into period fucking, though.

[QUOTE=Zomby;3721315]Hopefully, it doesn't [I]look [/I]like tomato soup. No judgement if you're into period fucking, though.[/QUOTE]Leave it to you to make that correlation. LOL. Maybe I used a bad analogy.

Just saw an ad for Izabella on usaadultclassifieds. Looks like my favorite lady is still around.

If it has not been mentioned yet, for those who venture to Blue Accu in Carrollton, it is closed as of yesterday.

[QUOTE=FunLuver;3721868]If it has not been mentioned yet, for those who venture to Blue Accu in Carrollton, it is closed as of yesterday.[/QUOTE]Those grannies will be heading to Louisville.

For those of you who venture outside of Louisville a little east down I64 from time to time, Hao Hao in Ffrt has closed as well. No info or other address on their door. That's two this week with Blue Accu in Carrolton shutting down.

[QUOTE=TwoNutts;3721873]Those grannies will be heading to Louisville.[/QUOTE]Where do I hit the damn Like button for this LOL.

I've asked about reviews about Ariel and Tatiana at BS, without a single one of you even trying to help me out. I went Friday night and seen Ariel. Looks not 100% to her pics but close (a little photo shop maybe). How ever the rub was ok but the service she provided was spot on to which I was looking for! Will repeat, oh and remember to bring your own jacket.

[QUOTE=MonkeySmasher;3723513]I've asked about reviews about Ariel and Tatiana at BS, without a single one of you even trying to help me out.[/QUOTE]Both girls have been reviewed in this thread in the last two weeks. Ariel has several reviews here. Not sure how much more help you need.

MonkeySmasher;.

PRTF, KS. Haha and haha. DnC.