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Savanna Honey, you got this all wrong. I think he was selling Yo Yo's....Know what I'm saying? LOL.

[QUOTE=PurrFectt1;2050911]Thought I would share the inspiration behind my wish full invention.

So as Suckapole is jammin out while she showers to some old school 2 live crew "Throw that Dick" my phone rings and my handy JBL speaker blue toothed the call so I may continue my shower and answer calls. I answer and my exact word for word quote goes like this. " Yo, I'm calling about your ad letting you know I like what I see, know what I'm sayin. I'm not a pimp or anything, know what I'm sayin. Yeah I got like a couple of girls yo and we're anti pimp, know what I'm sayin. I wanted to offer my help yo if you need anything, know what I'm sayin. I take girls to travel yo and do stuff llike help to build their business and get reviewed, know what I'm sayin. I good with ads the gets good calls yo, know what I'm sayin, if your interisted..." . At this point I cut him off and politely told him that he apparently did not do his homework and to have a super day. Hence the wishful invention to be able to taser someone via telephone. Now sometimes Suckapole is in playful mood and this one would have been fun but I was afraid with the obvious lack of brain cells my facetious compliments would fly straight over the head.

Peace.

Savanna Suckapole.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Golfer3354;2051267]Savanna Honey, you got this all wrong. I think he was selling Yo Yo's....Know what I'm saying? LOL.[/QUOTE]I'm still trying to figure out what he must put in his cheerios. Must be dipping into his supplies calling trying to promote himself with his genius opening " I'm not a pimp or anything, yo" Yup Stuck on Stupid LOL.

That is too awesome he obviously is not part of this community which is awesome!

[QUOTE=PurrFectt1;2050911]Thought I would share the inspiration behind my wish full invention.

So as Suckapole is jammin out while she showers to some old school 2 live crew "Throw that Dick" my phone rings and my handy JBL speaker blue toothed the call so I may continue my shower and answer calls. I answer and my exact word for word quote goes like this. " Yo, I'm calling about your ad letting you know I like what I see, know what I'm sayin. I'm not a pimp or anything, know what I'm sayin. Yeah I got like a couple of girls yo and we're anti pimp, know what I'm sayin. I wanted to offer my help yo if you need anything, know what I'm sayin. I take girls to travel yo and do stuff llike help to build their business and get reviewed, know what I'm sayin. I good with ads the gets good calls yo, know what I'm sayin, if your interisted..." . At this point I cut him off and politely told him that he apparently did not do his homework and to have a super day. Hence the wishful invention to be able to taser someone via telephone. Now sometimes Suckapole is in playful mood and this one would have been fun but I was afraid with the obvious lack of brain cells my facetious compliments would fly straight over the head.

Peace.

Savanna Suckapole.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=PurrFectt1;2050911]Thought I would share the inspiration behind my wish full invention.

So as Suckapole is jammin out while she showers to some old school 2 live crew "Throw that Dick" my phone rings and my handy JBL speaker blue toothed the call so I may continue my shower and answer calls. I answer and my exact word for word quote goes like this. " Yo, I'm calling about your ad letting you know I like what I see, know what I'm sayin. I'm not a pimp or anything, know what I'm sayin. Yeah I got like a couple of girls yo and we're anti pimp, know what I'm sayin. I wanted to offer my help yo if you need anything, know what I'm sayin. I take girls to travel yo and do stuff llike help to build their business and get reviewed, know what I'm sayin. I good with ads the gets good calls yo, know what I'm sayin, if your interisted..." . At this point I cut him off and politely told him that he apparently did not do his homework and to have a super day. Hence the wishful invention to be able to taser someone via telephone. Now sometimes Suckapole is in playful mood and this one would have been fun but I was afraid with the obvious lack of brain cells my facetious compliments would fly straight over the head.

Peace.

Savanna Suckapole.[/QUOTE]Wow! Fools like this crack me up. Nowhatimsayin? Tasering him would not shock enough sense into him. Yanawutimean? Did he drop the classic pimp line. " You ready to get with a winner" or You ready to choose up? hahhaa

On a side note, the idea of you in the shower listening to 2 live crew "Throw that dick" Well that "Makes me so horny" to do some things that are "Banned in the USA" with a "Hoochiemama" cause after all I am a guy and you know "We want some pussy" .

Thank you for the laugh.

[QUOTE=ILuvWomen2;2051496]Wow! Fools like this crack me up. Nowhatimsayin? Tasering him would not shock enough sense into him. Yanawutimean? Did he drop the classic pimp line. " You ready to get with a winner" or You ready to choose up? hahhaa

On a side note, the idea of you in the shower listening to 2 live crew "Throw that dick" Well that "Makes me so horny" to do some things that are "Banned in the USA" with a "Hoochiemama" cause after all I am a guy and you know "We want some pussy" .

Thank you for the laugh.[/QUOTE]This is tremendous. I just chuckled out loud in class at this.

[QUOTE]ILuvWomen2;2051496]Wow! Fools like this crack me up. Nowhatimsayin? Tasering him would not shock enough sense into him. Yanawutimean? Did he drop the classic pimp line. " You ready to get with a winner" or You ready to choose up? Hahhaa.

On a side note, the idea of you in the shower listening to 2 live crew "Throw that dick" Well that "Makes me so horny" to do some things that are "Banned in the USA" with a "Hoochiemama" cause after all I am a guy and you know "We want some pussy" .

Thank you for the laugh.[/QUOTE].

Oh Luke Skywalker, you sure know what to say to make me want to "Pop that Pussy". When you want to "Throw that dick" All you.

Have to do is "Ring my bell" . I'll be waiting for you to "Sock it to me".

Xoxo.

S. Suckapole.

[URL]http://youtu.be/8qRZvlZZ0DY[/URL]

LOL.

[QUOTE=PurrFectt1;2051592].

Oh Luke Skywalker, you sure know what to say to make me want to "Pop that Pussy". When you want to "Throw that dick" All you.

Have to do is "Ring my bell" . I'll be waiting for you to "Sock it to me".

Xoxo.

S. Suckapole.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=PurrFectt1;2051592].

Oh Luke Skywalker, you sure know what to say to make me want to "Pop that Pussy". When you want to "Throw that dick" All you.

Have to do is "Ring my bell" . I'll be waiting for you to "Sock it to me".

Xoxo.

S. Suckapole.[/QUOTE]Too Funny!! This was awesome! You are not only attractive, but clever and witty as well. I'm sold!!

I have to admit I cheated and had to Google 2 live crew songs. Have not heard half of these songs since I moved to Fl as a teenager. Coming from NY, I used to think these songs were a joke, that was until I moved to Fl and saw how girls danced to the songs. Ever since then I encourage ladies to "Shake what their momma gave them" especially when they have "too much booty in their pants".

Lmao. Spot on. I got the same phone call. My response not quit as witty as yours but all the same. Build business pffft lmao.

This post is another reason why I enjoy your company so much!!

Xoxo,

Paige

[QUOTE=PurrFectt1;2050911]Thought I would share the inspiration behind my wish full invention.

So as Suckapole is jammin out while she showers to some old school 2 live crew "Throw that Dick" my phone rings and my handy JBL speaker blue toothed the call so I may continue my shower and answer calls. I answer and my exact word for word quote goes like this. " Yo, I'm calling about your ad letting you know I like what I see, know what I'm sayin. I'm not a pimp or anything, know what I'm sayin. Yeah I got like a couple of girls yo and we're anti pimp, know what I'm sayin. I wanted to offer my help yo if you need anything, know what I'm sayin. I take girls to travel yo and do stuff llike help to build their business and get reviewed, know what I'm sayin. I good with ads the gets good calls yo, know what I'm sayin, if your interisted..." . At this point I cut him off and politely told him that he apparently did not do his homework and to have a super day. Hence the wishful invention to be able to taser someone via telephone. Now sometimes Suckapole is in playful mood and this one would have been fun but I was afraid with the obvious lack of brain cells my facetious compliments would fly straight over the head.

Peace.

Savanna Suckapole.[/QUOTE]

[URL]https://generalstrikeusa.wordpress.com/2014/03/08/how-to-beat-backpage-prostitution-police-stings-for-dummies/[/URL]

I am always trying to educate myself and keep up with what is happening. I stumbled across this doing my daily Google search for sting operations. I am extremely cautious and selective. Turning down calls is more then worth the price of my freedom.

[QUOTE]rseus;2051896][URL]http://youtu.be/8qRZvlZZ0DY[/URL]

LOL.[/QUOTE]That's right baby, "sock it to me" because you know " me so horny". I'll be waiting for you " face down, A** up" wearing only my "daisy dukes" because you know " I'm to legit to quit".

S.Suckapole.

[URL]http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=u6VTj7LhCtE[/URL]

Any info on this one? I received an unsolicited text saying, "Hey this is Brittney" the other day. Not a clue, but seems to think she has seen me in the past. I asked if she was looking for a few friends and she said yes. Probably let this one ride for awhile. For some reason, she does look familiar though.

Thanks in advance.

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Stay far away! All reports say she is a thief.

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Wasn't this the provider who was working as a CI / Decoy for police stings a few years back? Horrific reviews on NR and the oThER site.

[QUOTE=Perseus;2053986]Stay far away! All reports say she is a thief.[/QUOTE]

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And this old ad for a 4-hand massage with her pimp just sounds delightful!

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99 % sure She is the same girl top dogger is promoting.

[QUOTE=JustCruzin;2053979]Any info on this one? I received an unsolicited text saying, "Hey this is Brittney" the other day. Not a clue, but seems to think she has seen me in the past. I asked if she was looking for a few friends and she said yes. Probably let this one ride for awhile. For some reason, she does look familiar though.

Thanks in advance.

JC [ATTACH=CONFIG]311061[/ATTACH].[/QUOTE]