Rants, Raves and Opinions AKA "The Octagon"

[QUOTE=UnableToBeMe;2630693]Sorry I could have said more. I got some sleep last night but I'm sure some were up searching the Louisville sites. They are identical! Except one turned hair blond and added a cup size. Very sweet and very good. They do duos but have many regulars so likely to be cautious.[/QUOTE]You're welcome.

[URL]http://louisville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sexy-daring-duos-with-twin-legends-lindsay-and-kelli-ocs-specials/8645621[/URL]

[QUOTE=MisforMaster;2631596]I need to add this to my "wish list. " I've done sisters. But not identical twins.[/QUOTE]I have just not at the same time.

[QUOTE=Countryboy72;2631663]I have just not at the same time.[/QUOTE]Two years ago, while in Louisville, I met Lindsey. Tried to arrange duo with her sister but Kelli had a family engagement. Lindsey, however, was one of the most intense experiences I've had in the hobby. No Greek but ass play. Amazing BBBJ and FS. Just haven't had the chance to get back there.

[QUOTE=DNut;2631607]You're welcome.

[URL]http://louisville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sexy-daring-duos-with-twin-legends-lindsay-and-kelli-ocs-specials/8645621[/URL][/QUOTE]I didn't know how to add the link.

Cameron L Perez.

The "L" truly stands for lovely, luscious, and likable. I had the opportunity of spending time with the incredible woman this morning in NKY. She is a provider that provides comfort, relaxation and of course a mind blowing experience. I leave the details up to your own imagination. Are you looking for an intelligent and sensous woman to fulfill your GFE needs? Give her a call and you too can experience that mind blowing GFE. You will not leave disappointed and she leave you thinking about your next experience.

I am sorry if I offend anyone, but subjective reviews such as this with little detail make me want to puke. This review is more like an advertisement This site is supposed to be for the benefit of the monger community not to promote any particular provider. No self respecting monger would write this dribble. It has to have been written by a provider.

Wanted to make sure that this is known:

I've given reviews on here that are dated back in years now, and there are some I've given that over the course of knowing some that the experience has changed. If there's ever a review in question that I've posted, PM me and I'll tell you the current status of what my personal experience is. I won't sugar coat and I certainly won't doctor anything that isn't reality. I know many that have, and I take only certain reviews on here very close to accurate. There's just a good way to tell who's buying their next experience with that dream and who's seriously giving solid intel.

Many in this hobby truly enjoy this as much as I do as well, and it's great to find providers that become the good experience with nice expectation. My last review (backpage advertisers) was a spot on accurate one, didn't have a name to connect or the time to research. Impossible to research through some of these threads that go literally miles in time. I knew the risk and the rule, it was valuable to make sure others know.

Backpage is a risk all unto itself, with enough fake Asian women to know that it's not real and the search for the active providers are just a little harder to find. That's where this site is a valued option that helps confirm.

Glockman, as always I look forward to your photography. Great work.

So, while I haven't been in Ohio for some time, when I did live here I remember the big hooplah about moving the Provider Ads to a revenue generating concept, which I completely agreed with despite some community misgivings. This site has always been a tremendous service to mongers and providers alike and they deserve to be paid for the troubles and I doubt any of us cheap bastards would actually "donate" to site maintenance if they put up one of those Paypal Donate buttons like many public forum sites do for all types of content.

With that said, why the fuck haven't the powers that be put a clear and easy to find link right up in the main banner or somewhere that shines above all those BOUNCING BOOB ads that make it very hard to be discreet in the workplace or say the airport when you are trying to look for tonight's girlfriend quickly and quietly?

[B](Pull you dick from the mouth of whatever hot South American beauty you are lucky enough to have it in, A2, I'm talking to you)[/B]

Geeze, I get you need to make a few bucks with all those overly gratuitous ads up down and all around the forum, but do you think you might owe it to the lasses to at least direct traffic to the ads they are now paying for?

Yeah, I'm old, grumpy, and lazy (and I am sure others will have a bunch to add to my list of negatives) but it pains me every time I head back to the Queen City I have to hunt just to remember how to go to the not so new ad section which is buried in the closed thread were A2 once again lambaste folks in the old classified section.

How fucking hard would it be to have that link on every page someplace?

EUREKA!

I have an idea. Can I buy a 1 inch by 1 inch column ad that flashes with a bright arrow "This Way To The Pussy" and have it set up as a trickle revenue of say 1 cent per click through generated by the ad?

Yeah I know, A2 just flipped me off diverting his attention from the Latino goddess currently blowing him just long enough to glance at his computer, and probably is blowing his load on the screen as he reads this just for spite.

I am only in town for a few days working a convention then I am back on the road again and I am horny. It is a pain in the ass to have to root through all the content just to see who is still around, or even better is offering a special.

[url=http://usaadultclassifieds.info/classifieds/] [b]THIS WAY TO THE PUSSY, BOYS[/b][/url]

[QUOTE=PhatDaty;2633140]So, while I haven't been in Ohio for some time, when I did live here I remember the big hooplah about moving the Provider Ads to a revenue generating concept, which I completely agreed with despite some community misgivings. This site has always been a tremendous service to mongers and providers alike and they deserve to be paid for the troubles and I doubt any of us cheap bastards would actually "donate" to site maintenance if they put up one of those Paypal Donate buttons like many public forum sites do for all types of content.

With that said, why the fuck haven't the powers that be put a clear and easy to find link right up in the main banner or somewhere that shines above all those BOUNCING BOOB ads that make it very hard to be discreet in the workplace or say the airport when you are trying to look for tonight's girlfriend quickly and quietly?

[B](Pull you dick from the mouth of whatever hot South American beauty you are lucky enough to have it in, A2, I'm talking to you)[/B]

Geeze, I get you need to make a few bucks with all those overly gratuitous ads up down and all around the forum, but do you think you might owe it to the lasses to at least direct traffic to the ads they are now paying for?

Yeah, I'm old, grumpy, and lazy (and I am sure others will have a bunch to add to my list of negatives) but it pains me every time I head back to the Queen City I have to hunt just to remember how to go to the not so new ad section which is buried in the closed thread were A2 once again lambaste folks in the old classified section.

How fucking hard would it be to have that link on every page someplace?

EUREKA!

I have an idea. Can I buy a 1 inch by 1 inch column ad that flashes with a bright arrow "This Way To The Pussy" and have it set up as a trickle revenue of say 1 cent per click through generated by the ad?

Yeah I know, A2 just flipped me off diverting his attention from the Latino goddess currently blowing him just long enough to glance at his computer, and probably is blowing his load on the screen as he reads this just for spite.

I am only in town for a few days working a convention then I am back on the road again and I am horny. It is a pain in the ass to have to root through all the content just to see who is still around, or even better is offering a special.

[/QUOTE]Can't wait to see A2's reaction to this even though it was posted in the OCTAGON. I wonder if you can see fireworks from Argentina.

[QUOTE=NdayGuy;2633189]Can't wait to see A2's reaction to this even though it was posted in the OCTAGON. I wonder if you can see fireworks from Argentina.[/QUOTE]He knows I love him and am just breaking his balls because he said he planned on doing it--back in April. LOL!

Anyway, I finally dug around and found a link to the ad site, and boom, one of my favorite ladies was right at the top of the scroll and session booked.

Just imagine how efficient this site would be if A2 wasn't swarmed by Hot Argentinian women. He must be from, Havanah. (obscure Blazing Saddles reference).

[QUOTE=MollyDaniels;2615164]I don't post my phone number in my ads or anywhere, but I always leave my email so you can email me, or PM me. If I already know you, and you lose my number, just email or PM me and I'll happily give you my number.[/QUOTE]I am guessing that excludes me. If you did change your mind (pigs flying? Hell frozen over?) please do send a PM, as I will be in town around the tenth of October for a week or so.

I'm guessing I should hit the ad board and look for a PLAN B, right?

LOL!

See, I do have a sense of humor and I probably just gave you a bump in business by reminding the mongers that hate me so [B] that you never have, and never will fuck me.[/B].

As Ruxin, of The League, would say:



[url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RssSTL0aig][b]FOREVER UNCLEEEEEEEAAAN![/b][/url]


Because after all, the last thing your regular clients want to imagine are my [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USIR-UlwcWM][i]Vinegar Strokes[/i][/url]

Has anyone experienced the struggle of getting a topless massage at the AMP'S? All of the sudden the bras are so tight even getting that far is a hassle.

WHEN DID THEIR CHESTS BECOME GOLDEN any input would be appreciated.

Thanks.

About 1:30 AM this morning, I was awoken by a couple of very odd text. They were from a very well-known provider. One that I wouldn't expect this kind of shenanigans from. I did a system reset on my phone so I the text didn't back up when I backed up from my iCloud, but the first text basically said fuck you and my mom. Not my mom.

The person's mom was sending me the text. I don't remember exactly what the other text said. Rambling on about people fucking her over or something like that. I won't say the name, because after thinking about it, it could've been possibly this providers child who got her phone and decided she was going to send out messages to people like me to basically say fuck you and my mom. If anybody experienced something similar and PMs me with the name I would confirm it. And also this was also on my personal number not my burner number. I text this morning asking if she was still texting random people. Somebody replied no. I then asked what was last night about. I got no response. I tried to call it went straight to voicemail. Kind of weird just wondering if it was only me.

[QUOTE=DoctorAl;2634377]Has anyone experienced the struggle of getting a topless massage at the AMP'S? All of the sudden the bras are so tight even getting that far is a hassle.

WHEN DID THEIR CHESTS BECOME GOLDEN any input would be appreciated.

Thanks.[/QUOTE]I recently traveled out east and visited a AMP there. Thanks to this website, I could easily find what I was looking for and where to go.

The place I visited was not a DIY as a lot of these local places here require. However, my hands could roam free rubbing legs, ass, and between her legs. The moment my hand roamed up to her chest, she motioned to the door that someone could possiby walk in. She kept acting like someone would walk in the room and she couldn't dare have a hand on her chest at that time.

This did not come into play with finishing me with a wonderful happy ending. Had to barter a bit with her to get my rate but she never seemed to mind the thought of someone walking in with her hands stroking me.

I also have seen this at other local AMPs in Cincy. The chest is off limits. No idea why, and most can't speak enough ingrish to explain the reason why.

Travels earlier this year to an AMP in IL was different. She pulled out her beautiful tits with those tiny hard nipples and didn't mind me playing with them one bit while she finished me off.

Can someone explain it to me. Why bother with AMPs. When I am with a lady I don't worry about if she will take her top off. She will let me photograph every inch of her body. She will suck my dick like her life depended on it. She will let me blow my wad in her mouth and probably swallow. If I wasn't so lazy she would let me fuck her and lick her pussy. With an AMP you are hoping she will jack you off. And now she might not even take her top off. WTF is the point. I just don't understand why. Can someone explain to me why? What is the point? What am I missing? Don't get me wrong. I have nothing against Asian pussy. I got lots of it in Saigon. But hoping for a handjob! I don't understand.

[QUOTE=Glockman;2636215]Can someone explain it to me. Why bother with AMPs. When I am with a lady I don't worry about if she will take her top off. She will let me photograph every inch of her body. She will suck my dick like her life depended on it. She will let me blow my wad in her mouth and probably swallow. If I wasn't so lazy she would let me fuck her and lick her pussy. With an AMP you are hoping she will jack you off. And now she might not even take her top off. WTF is the point. I just don't understand why. Can someone explain to me why? What is the point? What am I missing?[/QUOTE]I got 2 kinds of friends; the ones that utilize AMP's to their safe zone of use with the hint of more, to the almost completely against the design of what us experienced mongers enjoy in the ability to meet others in ways that dreams are made of. Almost like they think it's a moral standpoint of one over another type of experience.

But clearly it seems like the inexperienced go towards that design when in truth the other experience becomes a better and safer comfort zone when meeting the right ones. Last time I recalled, I don't go to Kroger starving and walk out with a bottle of water. Just because it's a public entity with an open sign doesn't provide much privacy in my opinion. My local AMP, been there once, heard that more has come to the menu and I'm still not primed to return. Why? Neither one is very attractive from a body or facial point of view. Good skills but you have to enjoy who you are with to make the experience count.

Hope this helps with an answer Glockman.