Miracles massage st Charles
Gave this a try. All draped and no Miracles. Decent relaxing light pressure.
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Beginning to pay my penance
Grettings Brothers.
For over 5 years I have lurked these forums, gaining invaluable info, and having some great times, at you fine gentlemen's expense. No more. I feel compelled to share the breadth of my relevant experiences. P.S. I definitely Dreamed all the following shit..
St. Charles Angie:
[URL]http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/gorgeous-and-therapeutic-asian-to-relieve-your-tension-29/5268734[/URL]
Small apt Incall a stones throw From the Streets of St Chuck. Basically empty apartment with a tv and a bed. Met me at the door in tight nighty and see through robe. Very pretty woman, not the same as the ad mind you, and definitely not 29. Closer to 45. Still amazing body, and at least the sized Bolt-ons. We agree on $80 for hour massage. Massage was a generous term though... After a maybe 15 min backrub she hits me with the "TERN OVAH", still totally covered. Definite convenient lingo barrier syndrome going on already..
She asks what I want, I made, HJ gesture. She said $20 more. Upsell Engage... I already feel like an absolute sucker, but it get worse.. She starts HJ. I motion at her top she starts to pull it down a bit, and then with a straight face asks for $40 MORE. I'm 100% rock hard now, and I cave.. I know, know, I am a dissapointment to you all and I deserve your ire...$140 for a crummy backrub and topless HJ. Never again.
Effort: 1.
Looks: 7.5.
Attitude: 5.
Technique:3.
Overall: 4 out of 10.
Lisa in Brentwood:
[URL]http://stlouis.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/truely-amazing-sensual-massage-thurs-saturday/1932535[/URL]
Incall in the shadow of the Galleria in Brentwood. I knew in the midst of the first call that this was going to be another to grow on, but I definitely was not going to bite the farm again. Her phone etiquette was crass at best, and unnecessarily blunt. I got a bit turned around in the property, and it became a huge deal. Anyway, incall is a perfectly nice hotel suite, with a legit massage table set up. Next up are a series of "Legit release forms", with a few asking for my info... Def made some junk up. After reading mixed reviews I was prepped for upsell here. We agreed on $60 for an hour. Shorter, maybe 5'2" mid sized BBW, in t shirt and jeans, with what looked to be HUGE cans. She leaves the main room to allow me to undress. I left $5 tip intially, and I figured, "Hey, Ill let the rest come to me right?" WRONG...
She spent the next hour Blabbering about all manner of nonsense, from how she's faithful to her husband but he mercilessly cheats on her, to how she's had a bunch of clients that were cops...WTF. Credit where it is due however. Deep tissue massage was good, and would have been excellent minus the incessant chatter. On the flip She works over everything but my sidekick thoroughly. Thats it. Nothing "Happy" to speak of, and nothing even remotely offered. My mongering did Vary... No floppies makes me sad, but one can do worse than a Legit, above average hour long massage for $65.
Effort:7.
Looks:4.
Attitude:2 (for oddness).
Technique:6 (for no happy).
Overall: 4.75.