Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=FezDispenser;6493451]Sadly I got to agree, Sunflower is shorting on time and effort. Also seeing the place get too darn busy with multiple people showing up at once. These idiots are going to get this place closed down, but with the lack of effort, what's the loss, really.[/QUOTE]If you want to talk about shorting on time, there's 590 GC. Stopped in because it'd been a while and I was curious. Average woman starts message, then I hear the doorbell twice more, she goes out for a minute, comes back, then I can tell the rush job is on its way. Flip, finish, then says in broken English "I give back 10 dollar you be done now?" At that point I was ready to leave anyhow, very middling experience, so I say sure. I get dressed. I then expect her to hand me 10 bucks back, which of course isn't going to happen now. I give her 20 for a tip and walk out. Look at my watch and I was there about 25 minutes total.

I don't mind if you short me 5-10 minutes if you're doing a good job, but this was awful. Never again here.

I have to agree about Phoenix, last time I was out that way I had a three some. It cost a little more, but both girls were cute, nice bodies, and "fun". I just read the board and found the AMP with the best reviews. Wisconsin in general is terrible.

[QUOTE=MadJockey;6304287]Hi Guys, I've been out in the Phoenix area for the last 30 days and have hit a couple of the AMPs out here They are truly here to pleasure us! Most offer a table shower and body rubs, depending on the girl a good ass tongue lashing and if you've not had it done its a great experience LOL. Back in the room and kissing with tongue, BBBJTCIM if that's how you want to finish or CFS massage included and a bottle of water on the way out. They have a 30 min 45 min and hour program the hours is 220 total house fees varies from 40,50,60 depending on time requested The girls are all little hotties cute as hell, limited English but were not there to talk LOL.

I've not tried the escort scene yet, but there are plenty to choose from and yes there appears to be the same problem with some scammers where the AMPs are brick and mortar and a sure thing.

Play safe.[/QUOTE]

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I was thinking of seeing this one, although I googled the picture and it is likely not her. Has anyone else seen her?

[QUOTE=IceFourPlay;6500825]I was passing by and decided to see if the place was even open. It was, and I give it a thumbs up for a good massage and nice but standard end and standard tip. MT was not old and pretty sexy. But they always are at first, so to speak. At least it was full hour and heated bed. Not bad at all. But not OMFG either.[/QUOTE]After reading your report, I thought I'd check this place out. Similar experience to yours. Girl's name was Anna. Young and fairly hot by AMP standards. Damn good massage by AMP standards. Nice slow finish with excellent two-hands technique. I didn't seek anything beyond that, so I can't speak to the full menu. She was very sweet, though maybe a little overboard on telling me how handsome I am (context: I was pretty darn cute 30 years ago; now I'm just another rapidly aging bald guy with a bit of a belly) and how mighty my member is (context: it's average size at best, but functions quite well for a geezer nearing retirement age). Anyway, it was a thoroughly enjoyable 60 minutes (I think my session even went a few minutes over) and I'll probably return.

[QUOTE=Sanctimonious6;6507991]After reading your report, I thought I'd check this place out. Similar experience to yours. Girl's name was Anna. Young and fairly hot by AMP standards. Damn good massage by AMP standards. Nice slow finish with excellent two-hands technique. I didn't seek anything beyond that, so I can't speak to the full menu. She was very sweet, though maybe a little overboard on telling me how handsome I am (context: I was pretty darn cute 30 years ago; now I'm just another rapidly aging bald guy with a bit of a belly) and how mighty my member is (context: it's average size at best, but functions quite well for a geezer nearing retirement age). Anyway, it was a thoroughly enjoyable 60 minutes (I think my session even went a few minutes over) and I'll probably return.[/QUOTE]Is this place on East Washington? What were the damages?

[QUOTE=RawlSocket;6508273]Is this place on East Washington? What were the damages?[/QUOTE]Yes on East Wash. Standard 60 house fee. No pre-discussion of tip, and I gave slightly over standard handy tip for a job well done.

[QUOTE=Sanctimonious6;6508281]Yes on East Wash. Standard 60 house fee. No pre-discussion of tip, and I gave slightly over standard handy tip for a job well done.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the info. If I were to get a fairly attractive girl, I would try going the whole 9 yards, as long as it's in line what I would be spending at GH.

[QUOTE=Sanctimonious6;6508281]Yes on East Wash. Standard 60 house fee. No pre-discussion of tip, and I gave slightly over standard handy tip for a job well done.[/QUOTE]Seems worth trying. What is "standard handy tip"?

[QUOTE=Crisler;6509107]Seems worth trying. What is "standard handy tip"?[/QUOTE]Up until recently it seemed to be 40. I gave 60.

[QUOTE=Sanctimonious6;6509231]Up until recently it seemed to be 40. I gave 60.[/QUOTE]Went there last night smelled as soon as I walked in. Cici showed me to back room. Got undressed & waited 25 min. Enough, stunk. Got dressed. Demanded my $65 BACK TRYED TO PUT ME BACK IN LAST ROOM AGAIN. Got my $ back said come back in 5 min, so went for a walk came back in 10. Still not done sat & waited another 5. 2 customers left. Wait another 5 . Showed in to first room. Smelled bad there too. Bad massage after 20 min. Got up & dressed left no tip. Never again! Smelled like shit. Curb gone.

[QUOTE=CurbFeeler;6509303]Went there last night smelled as soon as I walked in. Cici showed me to back room. Got undressed & waited 25 min. Enough, stunk. Got dressed. Demanded my $65 BACK TRYED TO PUT ME BACK IN LAST ROOM AGAIN. Got my $ back said come back in 5 min, so went for a walk came back in 10. Still not done sat & waited another 5. 2 customers left. Wait another 5 . Showed in to first room. Smelled bad there too. Bad massage after 20 min. Got up & dressed left no tip. Never again! Smelled like shit. Curb gone.[/QUOTE]Sounds like every other time I've tried to go there to see if they've improved. I think they've moved to my never again list.

[QUOTE=Sanctimonious6;6507991]After reading your report, I thought I'd check this place out. Similar experience to yours. Girl's name was Anna. Young and fairly hot by AMP standards. Damn good massage by AMP standards. Nice slow finish with excellent two-hands technique. I didn't seek anything beyond that, so I can't speak to the full menu. She was very sweet, though maybe a little overboard on telling me how handsome I am (context: I was pretty darn cute 30 years ago; now I'm just another rapidly aging bald guy with a bit of a belly) and how mighty my member is (context: it's average size at best, but functions quite well for a geezer nearing retirement age). Anyway, it was a thoroughly enjoyable 60 minutes (I think my session even went a few minutes over) and I'll probably return.[/QUOTE]I thought, why not try this place. Walked in. There was a guy on a couch, I assume a customer. And a 50+ year old Asian woman flirting with him, it seemed, but as soon as I opened the door, she yelled, "You call?"

I had called before I headed that way, just to confirm they were open. She had the kind of demeanor that reeked of contempt for anyone even thinking about extras. LOL. I still went ahead figuring I'd make a decision once I got inside. Well, one look at her and I just turned around and walked out. Not to mention whatever was going on with dude on the couch.

[QUOTE=Crisler;6511492]I thought, why not try this place. Walked in. There was a guy on a couch, I assume a customer. And a 50+ year old Asian woman flirting with him, it seemed, but as soon as I opened the door, she yelled, "You call?"

I had called before I headed that way, just to confirm they were open. She had the kind of demeanor that reeked of contempt for anyone even thinking about extras. LOL. I still went ahead figuring I'd make a decision once I got inside. Well, one look at her and I just turned around and walked out. Not to mention whatever was going on with dude on the couch.[/QUOTE]That's unfortunate. When I went there, there were two women on hand, and both were well under 50. And no other customers in sight.

[QUOTE=Sanctimonious6;6511560]That's unfortunate. When I went there, there were two women on hand, and both were well under 50. And no other customers in sight.[/QUOTE]It was a 20 minute detour, all told. No big deal. And I exercised one of my favorite muscles: Walking the fuck away.

[QUOTE=Sanctimonious6;6509231]Up until recently it seemed to be 40. I gave 60.[/QUOTE]The girl who was inside the lobby when I arrived? I'd give her $20 to get out of my face. That's about it. I'm sorry. I was excited based on your review. But I imagine it's luck of the draw. I just don't see how these places stay in business with grannies acting like fools. Like, I don't know, maybe I'm just picky.