Streetwalker Reports

[QUOTE=HawaiianD;1989675]According to the Freedom of Information act, if we band together we can require them to change back to the old ways.

I spoke to an attorney friend and he says he will represent me (US Mongering Brothers) and get this changed. He will battle on the grounds of the Freedom of Info Act.

If media and other entities can get this information, then why can't the general public.

I will let you know how my next meeting goes![/QUOTE]Was another law I thought might be a way to post our harlots model shoots? As a matter of fact, I'm certain that the founding fathers intended to include a clause as part of the 2nd amendment which would have addressed this issue. Along with the 'right to bear arms' they fully intended to include the 'right to BARE strumpets', but they were too drunk to remember. Their text was supposed to say:

"A well regulated hooker, being necessary to the pleasure of a horny monger, the right of the people to keep and bear strumpets, shall not be infringed."

The damn crazy Puritans were so opposed to the inclusion of this right to monger that they hired Hessian hookers to get the founding fathers drunk. These foxy frauleins were so good at what they did that nobody caught the mistake, but they all caught the CLAP instead. You won't find this information in your typical history book.

Sucked my cock to a fare thee well last night. The more I'm with her the more she makes the effort to really please me.

I gave her my Grandmothers recipe for Lasagne, If she masters that I'll marry her ass. LOL.

I myself and the red pick up drive around in tandem. I notice the red one gets a lot of birds and name calling. He must be a popular one at that. I saw Chrissy this morning walking in the cold. Its hardly imaginable she gets any business with her looks. She used to be a looker at one time.

Janelle is back out and she did a nice blow and go for 20 big ones. No issues or complaints at all.

[QUOTE=PeterRammer;1990431]For a cabinet position such as Secretary of Strumpets. As soon as this hobby is finally legalized here this would become an enormously powerful job. The president's job is too easy these days. He can just sit at his desk and get a top secret BJ while pretending to be doing work. Secretary of Strumpets would work out in the field as they say with his zipper always at half mast. You never know what harebrained hooker you'd meet up with and that would be a challenge.

On another note, this cold weather brings out the creativity of our (re) tarts. I've gotten a bunch of 'I miss you', 'I want to see you' and other bs texts from quite a few of our finer workers. If it stays this cold for much longer, a desperate harlot might even hop in that red pick up you referred to in your other recent post. That would be an act of sheer lunacy, but these trollops ain't the sharpest hoes in the shed. I'd bet that porno dvd would be a groundbreaking story of how not to handle a harlot.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Bajingo;1990516]I myself and the red pick up drive around in tandem. I notice the red one gets a lot of birds and name calling. He must be a popular one at that. I saw Chrissy this morning walking in the cold. Its hardly imaginable she gets any business with her looks. She used to be a looker at one time.

Janelle is back out and she did a nice blow and go for 20 big ones. No issues or complaints at all.[/QUOTE]The original stunt double for Uncle Fester was prowling this region in a similar vehicle. Legend has it that he was running a local dungeon where unlucky strumpets could pleasure the troll for next to nothing and be video-taped as well. I think Fester would be so proud; especially if ourguy could learn to do the light bulb trick:

[URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlcSkypbRnw[/URL]

This is the only solution to get rid of the pesky pervert:

[URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVFwV2ojY9I[/URL]

Had a little extra time available since a client meeting was canceled so I ventured down Monger 19. Went behind the BK to see if I could have it my way when I spotted a cute WSW. A petite little thing was already noticed by a fellow hobbiest. I was out scooped.

Wondering if this is the little Michele I've heard about on the forum. Dark hair, barely 5 ft and looked a bit lite. Was bundled due to weather conditions.

Would like to meet up with Michele if any of you fellow mongers would share digits or quality contact location it would be appreciated.

[QUOTE=Lolligagger;1990496]Sucked my cock to a fare thee well last night. The more I'm with her the more she makes the effort to really please me.

I gave her my Grandmothers recipe for Lasagne, If she masters that I'll marry her ass. LOL.[/QUOTE]But you'd better get her while the gettings good because she's got a scarlet why on her sweater. Like the harlot Hester Prynne she's going to be getting her punishment soon. Nathaniel Whorethorne would be proud of little miss muffet spreader Michelle.

Speaking of little; Miss Brianna treated me well today and her puddy was really nice. Felt like my cock was getting squeezed in Chinese finger cuffs. She's another ger 'er done tramp.

Met Holly, a WSW in her late 20's, today on 4th. She just delivered her baby and has a saggy boobs and huge stretch mark on her belly. The fat on her belly makes her look like still 4 month pregnant. She keeps telling me she is the pretties girl among St Pete SW and she plans to go back to college. She told me that she deserves 1 for FS. Sounds so similar to Hope.

I told her .4 and she agreed to my spot FS. When started, she started to set up rules and rush me. I tried to make business done, but.

She keeps telling me her times is limited. I got turned off and dropped her off on st.

Will never repeat.

Xx.

New hobbyist here, well 1-2 yrs but spent some time reading over and finding it difficult to understand the lingo is there a page for abbreviations? In St. Pete live near what I assume you all call the Loop. Love the forum so far.

Happy hunting.

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[QUOTE=Camoderek;1991844]New hobbyist here, well 1-2 yrs but spent some time reading over and finding it difficult to understand the lingo is there a page for abbreviations? In St. Pete live near what I assume you all call the Loop. Love the forum so far.

Happy hunting.[/QUOTE]

Made the rounds on 34th and 4th...skinny tall redhead on 4th and short brunette and blonde, pretty sure it wasn't the twins. Didn't scoop anything..just lookin. Oh and shoutout to the guy driving the explorer sport talking to the blonde at the intersection on 34th.you my friend have cojones!

Stay safe.

[QUOTE=XiaoXing;1991744]Met Holly, a WSW in her late 20's, today on 4th. She just delivered her baby and has a saggy boobs and huge stretch mark on her belly. The fat on her belly makes her look like still 4 month pregnant. She keeps telling me she is the pretties girl among St Pete SW and she plans to go back to college. She told me that she deserves 1 for FS. Sounds so similar to Hope.

I told her .4 and she agreed to my spot FS. When started, she started to set up rules and rush me. I tried to make business done, but.

She keeps telling me her times is limited. I got turned off and dropped her off on st.

Will never repeat.

Xx.[/QUOTE]How is she similar to Hope. Hope doesn't have lids or walk street. At least six months since I have seen Hope.

I know some of you had nominated our sweet sunshine Kaci for 2013's coveted 'Strumpet Trumpets' Award, but after my recent visit I would say she is deserving of a bowl bid, but not a bcs title game. I have seen Kaci a few times over the years and I have to say she is one of the nicest Strumpy's I have ever met. She has a sweet smile and beautiful eyes. I picked her up on Haines around dusk on Friday. She was happy to see me and we reminisced about the good ole days of her gobble gobbling my cottage cheese. Her skills are exceptional, but not the best. She does do this thing with her mouth where she gyrates her head in a circle like a dog licking every corner of it's bowl that was pretty cool. Unfortunately, street life is taking its toll. She might be around 26 but looks 36. Her skin is starting to show the battle scars of life in Strumpetville. I have no problem voting her Ms. Cumgeniality though. She is a Gentle soul who seeks wisdom through every squirt of cum that soothes her burning heart.

Kaci will work on the bone for as long as needed. I had a recent experience where she was having Vag pie issues so she didn't she would use your lips to vibrate on the boys for awhile. She stayed for awhile and completed the job with no complaints.

Street life is rough on even the prettiest of them all. But with any luck she will get to the spa for some much needed rest and a little fat on those bones.

[QUOTE=JimmyCumsALot;1992123]I know some of you had nominated our sweet sunshine Kaci for 2013's coveted 'Strumpet Trumpets' Award, but after my recent visit I would say she is deserving of a bowl bid, but not a bcs title game. I have seen Kaci a few times over the years and I have to say she is one of the nicest Strumpy's I have ever met. She has a sweet smile and beautiful eyes. I picked her up on Haines around dusk on Friday. She was happy to see me and we reminisced about the good ole days of her gobble gobbling my cottage cheese. Her skills are exceptional, but not the best. She does do this thing with her mouth where she gyrates her head in a circle like a dog licking every corner of it's bowl that was pretty cool. Unfortunately, street life is taking its toll. She might be around 26 but looks 36. Her skin is starting to show the battle scars of life in Strumpetville. I have no problem voting her Ms. Cumgeniality though. She is a Gentle soul who seeks wisdom through every squirt of cum that soothes her burning heart.[/QUOTE]

I have seen Hope wondering the streets looking for a python to milk on. Hope was an over-rated bimbo of sorts who would do anything cheap as long as you told her you were broke. She would fall for it every time. Its kinda funny as she would get crazy cash from some people and I would give her the same line and she new never to expect much from me.

Lesson of the day tell these girls your broke and teach them you get 20 and they won't ask you for more as they know the answer. I think we all have had our fill with Hope anyway she is worn out and all her drugs have pretty much ruined her torn up throat.

[QUOTE=KeepHoping;1992066]How is she similar to Hope. Hope doesn't have lids or walk street. At least six months since I have seen Hope.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SmackThatAss;1992358]I have seen Hope wondering the streets looking for a python to milk on. Hope was an over-rated bimbo of sorts who would do anything cheap as long as you told her you were broke. She would fall for it every time. Its kinda funny as she would get crazy cash from some people and I would give her the same line and she new never to expect much from me.

Lesson of the day tell these girls your broke and teach them you get 20 and they won't ask you for more as they know the answer. I think we all have had our fill with Hope anyway she is worn out and all her drugs have pretty much ruined her torn up throat.[/QUOTE]Thay's some great story you tell. Does she live with her mom also?