Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Copernicus;2499661]Just opened last week on Blanding deeper in OP. Went during the evening, a man runs the door. The young girl was pretty, super smiley, and friendly. Opted for a half hour session with TS. First time someone has ever covered my junk during the table shower, and completely skipped over cleaning certain areas. Massage was good, but didn't even do my legs. There was no flip. Was my first time there so I will try 1 more time. Also the table shower area was pretty lack luster, no lip to hold head up, so my head was basically drenched in a pool of water the whole time. She didn't even dry off my lower half. Had me do it.[/QUOTE]Location? Maybe the old ichiban?

[QUOTE=DirtyPastor;2502345]Hey JTM, don't be concerned about this one, there is not there, there. Trust me! I know this one very well. I respect your concern but this is about as good as it gets. One thing is losing weight like a BP girl and another one losing weight by gaining muscle and getting toned like she is. I am there frequently and all I can say is she is not fat, she is not skinny, she is just fit. No hard feelings my brother, just making sure we don't start rumors based only in our own assumptions about this great provider of ours.[/QUOTE]Roger that DP, was voicing concerns from postings I'd seen on the board. Haven't seen her in person for a while and was concerned mostly for her welfare a she is a sweet heart. That's for getting me straight on this.

[QUOTE=DirtyPastor;2502345]Hey JTM, don't be concerned about this one, there is not there, there. Trust me! I know this one very well. I respect your concern but this is about as good as it gets. One thing is losing weight like a BP girl and another one losing weight by gaining muscle and getting toned like she is. I am there frequently and all I can say is she is not fat, she is not skinny, she is just fit. No hard feelings my brother, just making sure we don't start rumors based only in our own assumptions about this great provider of ours.[/QUOTE]I second that, DP. I'm assuming his buddy has never met her, or was speaking of someone else. She does not and has not used drugs. She is in perfect shape, and goes to the gym several days a week to stay that way!

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You have mail.

This is a report on my afternoon tryst with Beth.

[URL]http://jacksonville.backpage.com/BodyRubs/body-rubs-by-beth-private-residence/3290671[/URL]

I'm not sure what to say. There's no way to put a TER score on this one.

Pro:

She is hands down the most drop dead beautiful female servicing the folks of Jacksonville today. I told her, she is a poster child for female fertility. I was truly mamm-erized by the two most beautiful DDD cup breasts I have ever seen (and that includes the amazing lactating Jacqui of Orlando).

She has the most amazing hand job skills I've ever experience (including the perpetual virgin prom queen I dated in high school).

Her place is cozy and safe without even a hint of a manager or any other trouble.

She knows how to apply makeup that's alluring but not whorish or amature in any way.

With her amazing grip and skill she made this 50 year old man shoot 3 feet into the air. Amazing!

Cons:

There's an encyclopedia of "don't'ts. ".

Don't touch her any where but her breasts.

Don't kiss.

Don't talk dirty.

Don't even think about lifting up her skirt.

Don't suck the most amazing set of nipples you'll ever see.

Don't ask her to "hold off" because you're not ready to cum. Dude. You're cumming and you're out of here.

Don't even think about fucking her tits. Nope.

So, I was actually sort of turned on by her list of admonishments and no-goes. Very high school prom-date-ish. But of course I was seriously let down also. It wasn't until I was driving away that I noticed I'd used up my 45 minute session in under 15! That's how good. And bad. She is.

Also, while she's tugging away at your junk, she'll say. With a straight face. You can't suck her tits because "she has a boyfriend. " What? And he lives in TN. Almost Fellini-esque. But did I mention those tits!

So, I'm definitely going back. But the next time with zero expectations for anything other than openly gawking at her tits (which is frowned upon in most public establishments), and getting an amazing hand job.

I think the fact I can't fuck / taste / finger / photograph her is as alluring as it is frustrating.

I made the mistake if falling in love with one of these pros (which will remain nameless) and for the most part, it was 6 months of fun & very blissful sex & more than I could handle. So much so that I hung up the hobby for a while. :-).

But here is the key take away. It was not a Cinderella story in any way. She was not looking to be rescued. So getting her to give up the biz wasn't on the table. I kept thinking it would happen but these girls have figured out how to make a living & maintain their independence. Now, if you don't mind your girlfriend pretending to be other peoples girlfriend one hour at a time. No sex but helping them get off, taking their money & sending them on their way, then more power to you. The worst was the late night text messages. Every horny bastard from here to Kalamazoo pouring their heart out, telling her every pick up line they have. Thinking they can do what I wasn't able too. Oh well, lesson learned for me. Now I am sure there have been success stories but in my case. No. But maybe it was. I just didn't have the stomach for it.

Be careful what you wish for brothers.

Be safe.

[QUOTE=JaxTantricMan;2501181]Where is this place? Not sure I'll go there based on your less than stellar time but would like to know where it is. Thanks.[/QUOTE]It's behind cricket mobile on the side. Just past college.

[QUOTE=MongerMac;2507544]I made the mistake if falling in love with one of these pros (which will remain nameless) and for the most part, it was 6 months of fun & very blissful sex & more than I could handle....But here is the key take away. It was not a Cinderella story in any way. She was not looking to be rescued. So getting her to give up the biz wasn't on the table. I kept thinking it would happen but these girls have figured out how to make a living & maintain their independence. Now, if you don't mind your girlfriend pretending to be other peoples girlfriend one hour at a time. No sex but helping them get off, taking their money & sending them on their way, then more power to you. The worst was the late night text messages. Every horny bastard from here to Kalamazoo pouring their heart out, telling her every pick up line they have. Thinking they can do what I wasn't able too. Oh well, lesson learned for me. Now I am sure there have been success stories but in my case. No. But maybe it was. I just didn't have the stomach for it....Be careful what you wish for brothers.[/QUOTE]The annals here are filled with guys who tried to convert one hour vacations into romance, love, and a more traditional relationship. There are very few success stories and a lot more nightmares.

[QUOTE=DrewPark;2508058]The annals here are filled with guys who tried to convert one hour vacations into romance, love, and a more traditional relationship. There are very few success stories and a lot more nightmares.[/QUOTE]It is much worse when one of them falls in love with you. Then the nightmare begins. Your lucky you are out, stay that way.

[QUOTE=SteveJones1969;2508178]It is much worse when one of them falls in love with you. Then the nightmare begins. Your lucky you are out, stay that way.[/QUOTE]"I don't pay them for sex. I pay them to leave".

Been a while since I have been out and about. Walked into SS and greater by mamasan, asked who was there and she lead me to a room and asked for money. Once again I asked if I could meet girl before massage, she walked out and came back and said "she don't want to give you service". I got up and left. WTF? Why are these people so rude now a days?

Nightmare was I dated one for about 6 months, even moved her in. At first it was great then she started staying out all night and coming home with that odor. She gave me a nasty case of speed bumps and I threw her out! Now my johnson looks like tree bark and I have a tough time getting bb. The doc says theres no cure. *.

[QUOTE=DrewPark;2508058]The annals here are filled with guys who tried to convert one hour vacations into romance, love, and a more traditional relationship. There are very few success stories and a lot more nightmares.[/QUOTE]

That's messed up on so many levels, saying something intelligent is probably impossible. So I won't try. I'm very soon to retire from this craziness. Be safe.

PT.

[QUOTE=HeavyMetal85;2509467]Nightmare was I dated one for about 6 months, even moved her in. At first it was great then she started staying out all night and coming home with that odor. She gave me a nasty case of speed bumps and I threw her out! Now my johnson looks like tree bark and I have a tough time getting bb. The doc says theres no cure. *.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Youngbuck21;2509391]Been a while since I have been out and about. Walked into SS and greater by mamasan, asked who was there and she lead me to a room and asked for money. Once again I asked if I could meet girl before massage, she walked out and came back and said "she don't want to give you service". I got up and left. WTF? Why are these people so rude now a days?[/QUOTE]I hear ya. I called ahead to Bamboo last Thursday afternoon and was told they were free. I showed up 2 minutes later, she took one long look at me and said they were busy. I hadn't been there in a few months, but I used to get good service there. Kind of a shitty response.