Another satisfied customer LOL
So, it has been prolly 2 months since I rolled to fig. The last time, I cardated this really hot girl but her pressuring me to blow really was not fun. And, then there have been stories about guys being jumped in their cars by pimps, Mormons, jehovas witnesses, or bird scooter chargers.
But the online scene is pretty bad. The girls at [URL]templeofbliss.com[/URL] are counting the minutes and the jack off strokes until burning man, the new group of sites like shwitter, shitlixa, thatsmell, and the rest are for shit. But fig will always be there.
So I rolled out at 3 am, I think I arrived at around 317, went in the backdoor via 105 and Vermont so I headed north on Vermont, then east on century. I had my new fig shopping list with me:
Rubbers, powerade, la Croix, reeses peanut butter cups, gum, small bills, and a neener.
I noticed that the gas station at fig and century is roped off and closed. Guys, this is the only atm I know of in the area that you can get money at without getting capped. Not a lot of ATMs in the area, take a wild fucken guess why.
I start the roll north up fig, yeah, I never go behind enemy lines south of century, I am a big pussy. There were about 10-12 UBSWs (ugly BSWs), and really no good vibe. I saw some LE lights, but it was just the fucken CHP giving a traffic ticket on 88th. I kind of did a few you turns, but like I said it was all chocolate and fat. So I powered to south of Manchester to the hottie gallery. The gallery was dead. There were two separate suv pig cars, one was questioning a latino kid on Denver, and the other one was looking for Russian collusion with the clearly fucken illegal carne asada street grills that were still cooking.
I looped to Denver and did some scoping on the hottie gallery, but shit if it was not as dead as LeBron's chances at another ring.
So I went back to the rolling 80's and 90's and there was some life. There was a porky fattiy WSW on the east side of fig. Whiter than fucken doogie howser. But fat, and wearing lingerie.
There were packs of chocolate on the west side of fig, but the presence of their pimps did not make them appetizing. Some cholo was picking up two cute Latinas and looked like he had one in the front as well. The only really attractive gals were two mediocre black gals at 98th on the east side. I like that street, it is as wide as the diversity of opinions on a CNN panel (not) and easy to uturn on. Well then I made the you and this sort of Latina ish, black ish, but white gal with dyed blond hair was all by her lonesome away from the sisters on 98.
So I checked her out, she had a nice lean bod, wearing pink lingerie, a jean jacket and these kind of boots.
I went around to check that she was not LE or KGB or BSW, and she seemed ok. So I scooped her, she asked what do you want, I was like I want you to get in, she was like you want it all, I am like we can discuss that inside the vehicle officer, and she says will you do 80, and I was like just get the fuck in. Given that I usually pay 100 and then take shit from you all, 80 was fine.
She gets in her name is Kimberly, few tats, good body, but kind of loose. She is from vegas. I want a room because she looks like fun. We go to the palms like on fig and Manchester just north of that popeyes that I will never eat at. The place had the smell of a dead body wrapped in whoopee Goldberg's shit and the brother at the front desk said they had no vacancies. Given that I am boycotting the flight due to their open support for the continued use of plastic straws and the use of al Qaeda recruits at the front desk, I opted for the place at gage and fig.
They had a room, number 4 for 30 bucks. We get in and she gets nooood and looks fine. She wants to use her party hats and she promptly gives me a rather rough and super fast CBJ. She called no joy after she got my 10 inch Maglite hard.
She went and got a towel to lay down on so I could bang her in mish. She has a really nice meaty pussy, and I get in but right away she has her hand doing protection duty. I am going slow and she utters the greatest line in the history of fig "why you goin slow, we aint makin love here" - could be a great country music song.
And now I remember why I do not much like the fig. I tried to go faster to get a groove but the bed at the motel had this problem, it offered no support. So I told her to let me stand up and hit it in mish. She let me go about 3 minutes and if she had given me another 10 I would have cum. But she said that due to the global warming and the size of my cock, it was too hot, she was tired and she would jerk me off, which she did, horribly.
We rolled out I dumped her a very deadish 98th and she told me that she like the western track better. So I actually took western all the way back from century to the 10, about 3-4 girls tops.
Anyhow, after that terrible time, guess where I am going to be tonight around midnight, yep, the fig. It is the only place to go.
Yup election season is upon us
Every election cycle all of a sudden polichickens begin to act like they are "doing something" for those votes.
Wonder now if they get caught with smuggling straws?
[QUOTE=Mongerseeker;3892944]It is a good idea for everyone to use extra caution in the LA / OC areas. This is a fairly high profile sting so there is a good probability that LE is cracking down. LE is already stepping up enforcement in OC & LA counties areas. It is important to be cognizant of this so they don't catch you by surprise.[/QUOTE]
