Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=TwoNutts;2399677]I'm on the history channel with the mini dagger. At least I can count on you to drive me around to strip clubs and watch me entertaine myself while throwing dollar bills on stage. Somthing that OTHER GUY (illapp) only talks about, and continues to leave us hanging.[/QUOTE]My Swiss Army Knife is my only savor. The blade is smaller than your dagger so I have to use all the other gadgets to add pleasure to the experience. I especially use the muscular hydrostat, that is encased in the body of the SA knife. I was once told by "T", it's the best she ever had. The reason he leaves us hanging is because he has more hanging than you and I combined (plus some). Sorry you were under the weather this visit, too much Asian carp I hear, because the freckle limo was at your disposal and I missed your company.

FF.

P.S. Maybe next time we can venture out to look for freckles, ALONE once again!

[QUOTE] The reason he leaves us hanging is because he has more hanging than you and I combined (plus some). [/QUOTE]Uncircumcised foreskin doesn't count.

[QUOTE=TwoNutts;2399681]Had a very nice massage from lisa, she is from so carlolina. Been here a month. Very soft kissable lipps. I tipped 40 which in most cases would define the type of service renderd. But it may appear that some in this market would give that for a kiss on the cheek.[/QUOTE]I've had nothing but misery at all the 96th AMPs. Even Seattle's best. PM me with this shop and I'll give her a shot.

In spite of some of you no knowing where this place is, it's there.

Perhaps this is a place where it pays to be a longtime regular, from the GAIMP (Golden Age of Indy Massage Parlors, 2005-2009) which puts me at -- good Lord, have I been doing this that long? Well, I went in late afternoon on Wednesday and got another "new girl, new girl! Veery brutiful" from the manager. I disrobed while she plopped in "Now That's What I Call Asian Music! 40" and she brought in Anna.

She is 24, no kids and doesn't speak a bit of English, but what she was saying needed no translation. All bowing and scraping how nice to meet you, 6 ft tall in sandals if she was an inch. Short bobbed hair, a tight short black dress that went down to there and legs that went up to here and a big smile as she butchered the dictionary trying to pronounce my name.

Massage was so, so -- pretty good actually but I've had much better -- but I didn't notice because I instantly got busy with my own hands on her long, long, white, smooth legs. She allowed unlimited roaming. On the flip, I soon had her dress up and panties down in no time. FS didn't seem available but you never know; we had a grand old naked time for a $40 tip.

Apparently she is only here for a few weeks, but I plan to repeat.

Here's something unusual. She walked me out to my car -- me blinking in the sun and her in her sandals and little black dress, we made an odd sight -- and one I'd rather not repeat. Like I said, I think she's new.

Had a decent visit at new keystone AMP. Decent massage from a 5-10 gilf, std finish. Interesting since no pmt for anything up front. A throwback to yesteryear, or I have an honest face! Anyway, after a bit of coaxing, it got a bit nipply in there, but nothing more available. Maybe repeat, depending on how I feel.

Stopped by last week had a good time with the black haired one. (tipped $40) The brown haired one doesn't appear to have as expansive of menu as I would have liked.

Just a massage pity.

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[QUOTE=ItsMyMrp;2400069]In spite of some of you no knowing where this place is, it's there.

Perhaps this is a place where it pays to be a longtime regular, from the GAIMP (Golden Age of Indy Massage Parlors, 2005-2009) which puts me at -- good Lord, have I been doing this that long? Well, I went in late afternoon on Wednesday and got another "new girl, new girl! Veery brutiful" from the manager. I disrobed while she plopped in "Now That's What I Call Asian Music! 40" and she brought in Anna.

She is 24, no kids and doesn't speak a bit of English, but what she was saying needed no translation. All bowing and scraping how nice to meet you, 6 ft tall in sandals if she was an inch. Short bobbed hair, a tight short black dress that went down to there and legs that went up to here and a big smile as she butchered the dictionary trying to pronounce my name.

Massage was so, so -- pretty good actually but I've had much better -- but I didn't notice because I instantly got busy with my own hands on her long, long, white, smooth legs. She allowed unlimited roaming. On the flip, I soon had her dress up and panties down in no time. FS didn't seem available but you never know; we had a grand old naked time for a $40 tip.

Apparently she is only here for a few weeks, but I plan to repeat.

Here's something unusual. She walked me out to my car -- me blinking in the sun and her in her sandals and little black dress, we made an odd sight -- and one I'd rather not repeat. Like I said, I think she's new.[/QUOTE]Where can I find this Anna? PM me if you'd prefer.

[QUOTE=DrHung;2399933]I've had nothing but misery at all the 96th AMPs. Even Seattle's best. PM me with this shop and I'll give her a shot.[/QUOTE]Just give up brah. Claiming to have a PHD does not make you intelligent at all. Just look at yourself in the mirror and ask, what makes me look like my uncle? I am sure I am not the only one one the board tired of you asking so many questions.

[QUOTE=AsianK;2400646]Just give up brah. Claiming to have a PHD does not make you intelligent at all. Just look at yourself in the mirror and ask, what makes me look like my uncle? I am sure I am not the only one one the board tired of you asking so many questions.[/QUOTE]You took the words right out of my mouth!!

[QUOTE=DrHung;2399933]I've had nothing but misery at all the 96th AMPs. Even Seattle's best. PM me with this shop and I'll give her a shot.[/QUOTE]The problem isn't that you don't know the correct location, the problem is you're expecting to get treated like a long term regular on your first visit.

If you want the royal treatment, pick a spa, and start going there. Go at least once a week, twice if you can. Be polite, don't try anything, enjoy what is offered, and give a small tip each time for no reason at all. Always greet mamasan with a smile. Over time, once you earn their trust, things will probably start to happen.

If after 15 or 20 visits, nothing is even being hinted at, pick another spa.

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If after 15 or 20 visits, nothing is even being hinted at, pick another spa.[/QUOTE]And that's why I don't waste my time or money going to AMPs.

[QUOTE=Scup1958;2400751]And that's why I don't waste my time or money going to AMPs.[/QUOTE]There are plenty of AMPs where you can leave happy on the first, or at worst, 2nd visit, after self-service the 1st time. There are a few others with added menu items on the 1st visit as well. These places are all easy to find, which is why they frequently have a short run.

DrHung is looking for the other kind of place, the type of place that's been around for years, looking perfectly legit, but offering 2 different levels of service. The only way to get the second level is to either go with a regular who vouches for you, or spend the time and money to become a regular.

You don't get treated like Norm at Cheers, on your first visit.

[QUOTE=Scup1958;2400751]And that's why I don't waste my time or money going to AMPs.[/QUOTE]No shit! 15-20 visits? That's some incredible patience, especially considering the many alternatives.

Here's my 2 cents. I had a business visit in the morning, bright sunshine. After that it became cloudy and I left in a blah mood. Customer service was lacking so I am taking my business south.