Um. Did What's Them Name Get At You.
First post.
Went to spa off of 395 before you get to 495 leaving D. C. After having been told I had to wait 30 minutes elsewhere nearby.
Met mammasan at door and was led upstairs with her dog barking in disapproval. Met a nice older, maybe 40's maybe I don't want to know, masseuse.
Very detailed shower provided with all important areas completely prepared. Good sign.
Massage was terrible to the point of me thinking to ask her to stop. This always leads me to believe that there could be an expanded menu based on the fact that a massage is what I am suppose to be there for and it seems like, forgot to ask her name, has never done this before.
Expanded menu offered. Expanded menu accepted.
This was over two weeks ago so the intel probably has no value. I will do better moving forward.
Deez Ntz Says keep you friends close but your ntz closer. Seabreast Out!