Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Pegleg]Where do they come up with these pics?

The pics certainly cause me to want to spend some time there!!

[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/asian-professional-therapeutic-ohare-oakbrook/4860749[/url][/QUOTE]
Look on tineye: [url]http://www.tineye.com/[/url]. The girl leaning against the wall is chinese model Shi Jia. The other pic could actually be the 20 yr old who works there. I never got more than a handshake from her though. The place is good. The other girls there, 30s, looked really hot when I was in there. If you can figure out how to get the young one to play, let us know.

Im a semi regular at the seul spa in Munster In. Ive been going there for years for shiatsu by frumpy looking koreans, never had anything offered or hinted at but a great massage. She had a girl for a couple of months named Eve or Eva, who broke the mold. She had a thin very toned build, possible bolt ons, dressed in stylish clothes, and was smoking hot. She told me she lived in the north side of the city , had been living here for years, and had worked at other spas. She spoke very good english and dressed in quality stylish clothes. I know it is a long shot, but im sure she is working somewhere else in chicago. Id like to see here again if her description rings a bell with anyone.

Wentt to Asiana over the weekend. What a dissapointment it was.. 6 to go plus. 1 for a shower. The place smelled dirty and moldy. By the end of my session I could hardly breath.

There were two girls available both were a 3 at best. I had Cristina, she is very petite. Massage was weak with some teasing. Christina went out of the room 13 times during my session and talked on the phone most of the time. This was very annoying. On the flip side she teased the boys in between phone calls and a wanted. 6 for a handshake. When I told to to forget it, she agreed on. 3.

Tineye is a great way to separate the bullshit from the truth. Occasionally I run across an ad where it doesn't find the same image used across the world, but damn near all of them do. Although just because it doesn't find an image doesn't mean it hasn't been ripped from elsewhere.

This place is at 930 E NW Highway. Went there several months ago at around 9pm. I walked into a small lobby with slutty signs on the wall like "Beware: Freaky Girls Here". That should have tipped me off.

Cute, 22 year old euro girl asks me what I'd like. I ask for half hour and she says that she only can do top half of my body for half hour and will do a full body for an hour. Once again, another tip off that this place wasn't legit.

I got into the massage room and nonchalantly let my hand slide on her leg. She got very upset with me and became very rude and cold. When I asked her what was wrong, she said I touched her and went off on me. I ended up leaving after a bit because the massage was horrible and she was being extremely rude. Would not suggest to anybody.

Was directed to her "private studio" for an $80 full hour massage. The home had all shades drawn and looked promising. I walked in to find a beautiful 25 year old, white euro girl and her husband in the kitchen. Totally legit massage. She seemed to have just finished massage school and was excited about helping people with their problems.

The massage was excellent but no chance of any extras.

I was on the road last week and feeling the need on I-55. I pulled out my phone and pulled up my handy USASG. Tokyo Spa seemed promising. $60 for the door fee. Saw sushi. Had to wait a moment for another monger to leave. Good TS, good conversation, well as good as trifling conversation can be at an AMP. Massage was bad. She wanted money up front. I gave $40, she said more next time and I agreed. Gave great HJ. She said for more money she would show me a wet pussy next time. I probably won't be back because I am a Chicago guy, but I thought fellow road warriors would like the report. Oh, she said, "you been here before. I said, "Yes, last month." "Who you see." This always work, I look at the girls hair and say, "I can't remember her name, she had shorter/longer hair than you, maybe a little taller." She will throw out a name and off you go.

Visited Bella on Western and had Tiffany, very nice session,. 6/hr included TS, tipped. 4 for handshake. Anyone gone beyond handshake with her?

If so please pm me.

Someone mentioned the "Gorgeous Asian Girl" from BP earlier so decided to give her a try. Called and mamasan answered, arranged an appointment an hr in advance, arrived at the given address, called mamasan and she told me she had canceled my appointment because I did not call back to confirm, but she never asked me to call back after we made the appointment! WTF! 1st strike. Then I called thai palace since I was in the area, papasan required a work ID in order to visit his gals since I never used their service before, but I didn't have my work ID with me, 2nd strike! Then I called the willowbrook/elston guy, told him who I wanted to see and he said ok come over, but then he hung up after I asked for the address, he probably thought I was a repeat customer at first, 3rd strike! I ended up visited Tiffiany at Bella.

[QUOTE=Pedorro]Wentt to Asiana over the weekend. What a dissapointment it was.. 6 to go plus. 1 for a shower. The place smelled dirty and moldy. By the end of my session I could hardly breath.[/QUOTE]

I just came across their ad yesterday and was thinking of taking the plunge. Thanks for saving me the time and money.

This was probably Katrina. Once was trying to describe to another monger over the phone how to get to the place and got frustrated with the communication. At this point she handed to phone to me on the massage table. I talked the guy in.

Too much! I haven't been back since. Cute, but useless.


[QUOTE=Pedorro]Wentt to Asiana over the weekend. What a dissapointment it was.. 6 to go plus. 1 for a shower. The place smelled dirty and moldy. By the end of my session I could hardly breath.

There were two girls available both were a 3 at best. I had Cristina, she is very petite. Massage was weak with some teasing. Christina went out of the room 13 times during my session and talked on the phone most of the time. This was very annoying. On the flip side she teased the boys in between phone calls and a wanted. 6 for a handshake. When I told to to forget it, she agreed on. 3.[/QUOTE]

I had a backache--probably from lifting way too much weight at the gym. I must have hallucinated and thought I was still in my 20's. I figured a massage was just what I needed to get back in shape.
Went to City on 31st and got Lilly. She greeted me like she had seen me before but I couldn't recall ever seeing her. We went to the massage room and she waited there with me as I disrobed for the massage.
Anyway, I told her my back was hurting and she gave me a nice hard massage, the best I have ever had....worked her ass off and was dripping wet with perspiration. All the while she had a lovely smile and a great attitude. ...even gave a few extra minutes past the hour. She wasnt bad looking either and doesn't mind being touched.
She speaks and understands very little English. I speak a little Cantonese but she didn't respond to that either. Later I find out she's from Beijing which explains why.
I've never given more than 40 for a tip at City, but I gave her what she asked for, which was 60 for her services. It was well worth it. Off on Thursdays.

[QUOTE=Pedorro]Wentt to Asiana over the weekend. What a dissapointment it was.. 6 to go plus. 1 for a shower. The place smelled dirty and moldy. By the end of my session I could hardly breath.

There were two girls available both were a 3 at best. I had Cristina, she is very petite. Massage was weak with some teasing. Christina went out of the room 13 times during my session and talked on the phone most of the time. This was very annoying. On the flip side she teased the boys in between phone calls and a wanted. 6 for a handshake. When I told to to forget it, she agreed on. 3.[/QUOTE]

As another poster has mentioned, probably Katrina. She speaks the best Engrish in the place, so she is on the phone or answering the door, while also trying to give a massage.

But to give her a 3 on looks? No way, she may be the best looking AMP girl I have ever seen.

Many past reviews on this place that pointed to exactly what you experienced. They have not treated their customers nor their employees well. IMHO I hope this place ceases to continue business operations. I defer to others to suggest that you rtfm before your next unknown mongering experience:) (just teasing you)


[QUOTE=Blueroom23]This place is at 930 E NW Highway. Went there several months ago at around 9pm. I walked into a small lobby with slutty signs on the wall like "Beware: Freaky Girls Here". That should have tipped me off.

Cute, 22 year old euro girl asks me what I'd like. I ask for half hour and she says that she only can do top half of my body for half hour and will do a full body for an hour. Once again, another tip off that this place wasn't legit.

I got into the massage room and nonchalantly let my hand slide on her leg. She got very upset with me and became very rude and cold. When I asked her what was wrong, she said I touched her and went off on me. I ended up leaving after a bit because the massage was horrible and she was being extremely rude. Would not suggest to anybody.[/QUOTE]

Stopped by the new place at 3181 S Archer. Walked in as it was opening for the day, cute asian with glasses took the money $40 for 1/2 hour with table shower. Went in and changed, met Linda, cute 25. 30, nice rack. Went with table shower first to see what kind of service might be available. Linda tried to cover me on the flip, I said it was ok, took it off and put to side but she did not go near it and only sprayed it down. Massage was not bad, no teasing at all, tried my best, but it was a no go. She kept saying no more, not sure if that meant she doesn't do more, or if she did HE before but now doesn't. Left a $10 tip and was on my way. Guess I should have stayed with the Latinas at Presidential.