Massage Parlor Reports

Went to visit the BP advertiser offering Nuru massage in Sterling. Arrived to a townhouse community in a safe / nice neighborhood. Parked right in front of her home. I ring the bell and she lets me in. First impression was she is a bbw, face is not that good. I like bbw's so that was a plus for me. She is definitely a horder with lots of random stuff piled in different parts of the house. She leads me upstairs where there is a air mattress on a bed. She asks me to get ready while she warms up the nuru gel. She does the massage, shower afterwards. No upsell, everything was just as advertised. If you don't mind bbw's I would say its definitely worth a try. I don't know if I would go back though as I live in montgomery county and it was a 45 minute drive. More details available via private message from senior members. Damage = $155 Massage = 10 (I love that slippery stuff) Provider looks = 5 (probably a 1 if you don't like bbws). Also if you don't like a woman that talks, don't go, she will talk your ear off! Happy hunting

Recently visited this independent provider located in Woodbridge. She works out of her townhouse. Not at all attractive. Uses scented oils that take a least 3 showers to get rid of that smell. Too many rules. If you looking for a good massage with nothing else. Pay the. 80 and go for it. My first and last time. Happy mongering.

G-man

[QUOTE=Galaxyman12; 1396522]Recently visited this independent provider located in Woodbridge. She works out of her townhouse. Not at all attractive. Uses scented oils that take a least 3 showers to get rid of that smell. Too many rules. If you looking for a good massage with nothing else. Pay the. 80 and go for it. My first and last time. Happy mongering.

G-man[/QUOTE]When this witch gets wind you posted a review she will harrass you via text messages and threaten all kinds of terrible actions! Also, when I saw her she let her child peek in while the massage was in progress! This witch should be locked up and her child should be taken from her!

I suggest everyone phone her and return the harrassment she has givein others over the years! She is a terrible witch and deserves all the worse!

[QUOTE=StartingOver; 1396811]I suggest everyone phone her and return the harrassment she has givein others over the years![/QUOTE]Assuming that you're sincere, this is an ill-advised suggestion since it constitutes illegal harrassment and, possibly, conspiracy to commit harrassment. The best payback, if she has given lousy service, is simply to post a straightforward, bruatlly honest review (with a photo, if possible) and warn others not to patronize her. The bad review will be sufficient to deprive her of many customers from this forum and perhaps other forums, as well. Just keep everything above-board and to-the-point. No harrassment is necessary, tempting as it might be.

RR

[QUOTE=StartingOver; 1396811]When this witch gets wind you posted a review she will harrass you via text messages and threaten all kinds of terrible actions! Also, when I saw her she let her child peek in while the massage was in progress! This witch should be locked up and her child should be taken from her!

I suggest everyone phone her and return the harrassment she has givein others over the years! She is a terrible witch and deserves all the worse![/QUOTE]Last time someone posted a review of her, she came on here threatening and haranguing everyone.

She has some good reviews on the oThER board; I wonder if she harassed guys into posting them.

[QUOTE=Bunker Buster; 1397026]Last time someone posted a review of her, she came on here threatening and haranguing everyone.

She has some good reviews on the oThER board; I wonder if she harassed guys into posting them.[/QUOTE]Dude looks like a lady.

[QUOTE=Obx1824;1395536]Also if you don't like a woman that talks, don't go, she will talk your ear off![/QUOTE]When I go in, some ladies love to interact, but most of the time I lie on the table, tune out the world, and soon I am done. Still have my ears to hold my glasses in place.

I am brand new to the forum. I have been a massage hobbiest for several years in another state. I want to show good will to the vets by posting some reports on a few of the independent providers I have seen so far in nova and moco.

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I saw this one (Yana the brunnette). Kind of run down apartment in Arlington, but nothing to discourage anyone. Pic is relatively accurate, decent massage and typical nova finish. Touching allowed but no kitty. I'd go back but try the blonde Anastasia nxt time.

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Julia: This is a probably the cutest chick I have gotten a massage from in a very long time. Pic not real but a very attractive Russian brunette. .7 for one hour. Gives great massage in Silver Spring, only problem is no extras as of yet. I have been twice and she kept me covered the whole time. I will go back again and push the issue a little more nxt time. She does do some "accidental" touches but nothing more. I'd be curious to see if anyone else has seen her?

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Saw Linda right before Christmas. Pic not real of course, but surprisingly accurate. Hot Russian girl in private condo in Arlington. 2 call system and she gives you the code to get into the main lobby. Again, nice massage, clean private environment, typical finish with touching, again no kitty play. $$ per hr, so a little pricey.

As you can tell I am into white girls, especially the russians, so any recommendations would be appreciated.

I swore I wouldn't return but.

I was driving past on 395 and traffic backed up so I got off on Edsall. Their parking lot was empty on their end so I stopped. I drew Sookie. Average face. 30's or early 40's. With a really nice ass and tits no belly. Massage skills were so so but her BJ was excellent. I nutted off in her mouth after 5 minutes or so.

I dunno if I'll return. That place is too flaky.

Thing I hate is the way ALL of the girls have to leave the room multiple times during the session. I have had this happen every time I've been there. I would prefer that they stay in the room the whole time. I guess that is there modus operandi.

Was recently in the Herndon area and paid a visit to Honto. Only stayed for 30min but had a great experience with Tina. She's alot older than I perfer but her massage is incredible. She was a bit quiet at first and asked me alot of questions about my previous experiences at other places. But afterwards she completely warmed up. She took the message very seriously and did a fantastic job stretching me out and working out a few knots in my back. But just when I thought a massage was all I'd be getting this time around, she flipped me over and provided a pretty good starndard finish. No haggling over tip. Left. 6. The massage alone is worth a repeat visit.

WB

Bea in Kingstowne posts on CL, BP and CV. One review on the oThER board, but I don't have VIP access, so can't tell if the massage is any good, and if she's just Nova or anything more.

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BB go to the northern va forumn and search for Brazilian and some of her reviews will come up. There is a review in the escort reviews.

[QUOTE=Bcw45;1399836]BB go to the northern va forumn and search for Brazilian and some of her reviews will come up. There is a review in the escort reviews.[/QUOTE][url]Http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?3960-Escort-Reports&p=1033773&viewfull=1#post1033773[/url]

Don't know why the review was in Escort Reports, or why I couldn't find it when I searched Bea. The search function seems to be hit or miss sometimes.

I believe the search function requires more than 3 letters.

Almost always an excellent time at the FCCC!

Saw Lilli today and she did a CG that almost knocked the wall down! She got off a few times while on the ride!

Fellas, Levitra is GOOD STUFF!

She rode and rode and finally collapsed backwards and I rolled on up and kept it going! Then some mish and then the congress fo the canine until I finally popped after some 25 minutes of steady pole in the hole humping! She got a hot wet towell for me and by the time she got me clean I was ready for round two!

However, only one round per session so I left.

On the way home stopped by one of the AMPs and had another round with a serious holder hottie.

Not too shabby for a guy going on 60.

Wife came home and I tapped her too!

Took a shower and I think maybe I would be able to go again except the rest of this old body is tired.

Go Levitra!

I cannot tell you which AMP I visited because they asked me not to tell.

JJ