Massage Parlor Reports

I thought I would try Zeus after reading some reports. Black girl opens the door, nice body, bad attitude. I ask if any Latinas are working, she tells me a Latina will be available in 30 minutes. I decide to look elsewhere.

I stop at Tropical, it is around 8:45, I am told only 1/2 hour available. Girl at the desk is big, huge rack, huge ass, probably 5'10, looks PR. I go for the half hour, .5. Get in the room and the big girl enters, whoops I should have confirmed who was giving the massage. A decent massage, a bit of teasing from her. I am not grabbing on her, since too big for me. On the flip she puts my hand on my guy and tells me I can do that. I ask if she can, she gives me a disusted looks as she replies no. I decline, I end up giving myself a shower. A waste of .5.

So now I head over to Bella. Takes a while for someone to answer the door.
Mamasan tells me there is a new young, 25'ish Asian avavilable. I go for the .6, hour. Women arrives she look 25 + 20 ( she later tells me she is 50). OK TS, massage room is really small, end of bed against the wall, only room on one one side of bed for her to operate. Crappy massage, lots of teasing. On the flip she wants tip upfront, tells me last two guys left without tipping. I offer .4, she wants more. After some haggling, I tell her good-bye, she is now OK with the .4. Puppies are released, huge nips, decent size but saggy ( but I guess what should I expect from a 50 year old). Decent finish, but overall a bad night.

Out 1.5, I should have just gone to an apt. Live and learn.

[QUOTE=Scooter Pie7]Maybe someone else will have better luck with her and get through that force field.
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I'm thinking a couple weeks of her not making any money and seeing the other girls put out and she'll either quit or start making with the handshakes.

Scooter,

I have called her number several times and it goes to voice mail. Have left messages and no return calls. Stopped calling and moved on.

I dont have good experiences with providers that dont answer their phone or call back.

I feel as though my last experience was neither comedy nor tragedy but something in between. Hey, maybe I've just had my first "real" AMP experience.

Dreamt I went to Elegant to see CiCi. I called ahead and made an appointment. First time there. She was in the room with someone else. They dragged her out and other monger walked past. We both kept our heads down (sorry, dude). Cici took my. 5 and said "haven't seen you in awhile, you've been busy? ". Again, first time here.

Took me back to the room, told me to undress and started massaging. Then, the indiscriminate praise started. "Oh baby, I love your ass. Oh it's so nice. Oh your cock is so nice. It's so big and straight. Oh yea, you feel so good. I love it when you fuck me like that. You're so good. Etc etc". *

I had a hard time not laughing. It was like a cheesy 80's porn. It wasn't all bad, just comical. I came at 30 mins when I paid an hour. She wanted to quit. I told her I paid for an hour. "but I went to casinos last night and I'm tired". Ok. She massaged me for another 15 min. Until I got bored and decided to get up.

Look, she's great, you'll get treated like a stud. And 80's mustachiod big dick stud. Yet, I've realized something about myself and probably a lot of you through this experience. We don't want an too easy girl. Sure, I wanted FS and got it, but there was absolutely no tease, no suspense. I think the best providers project the reality that you actually have a chance with them beyond the business transaction or that you've somehow seduced them into doing something they wouldn't normally do. I know that this is an ironic statement as I got exactly what I wanted and went to this provider expecting such. I guess I know what I don't like now.

Funniest part of this tragi-comedy? I had to get a drink at the corner bar down the street to calm my nerves afterwards. Bartender on his cell phone threw a beer at me and then an empty into the trash can with a big crash and breaking of bottles. A lot of stares by the guys at the far end of the bar. Bottle wasn't opened, was supposed to have a bottle opener of my own. Thought I just might get the shit kicked out of me. Drank and left.

Funniest part of this tragi-comedy? I had to get a drink at the corner bar down the street to calm my nerves afterwards. Bartender on his cell phone threw a beer at me and then an empty into the trash can with a big crash and breaking of bottles. A lot of stares by the guys at the far end of the bar. Bottle wasn't opened, was supposed to have a bottle opener of my own. Thought I just might get the shit kicked out of me. Drank and left.[/QUOTE]

The bar at 26th and Wentworth just east of Elegant is Ethyl's Party (no visible signage), formerly called Tito's on the Edge.

Its a great old-time neighborhood place owned by the Tito brothers. I don't know about your experience, but I've had some fun times there.

You just have to go there a few times to become a regular. Johnny Tito can be quite the prankster.

Clientel includes some hot Italian and Asian girls at night.

That wasn't such a bad start. A bad start would be an experience that was so bad it put you off the hobby. Now the search begins. There are gems out there and eventualy you will find yours. She will become your ATF in your mind and you will repeat visits with her until things heat up too much and break or she goes bad on you or moves on. For me it was Monica at the old VIP on Milwaukee. Sweet girl, super clean and if you knew what button to push she was actually more like a GFE than an AMP girl. Haven't seen her in about 4 years and still think of her now and again.

The thing to remember is that providers in general offer service that follows a bell curve, most are clumped together in the center at the top of the bell some are at the bad end and a few (sometimes a very few depending on your personal taste) are at the extraordinary end of the curve.

Some guys loose interest but to some the hunt is everything and the eventual rewards quite satisfying.

[QUOTE=Ghostface89]FYou just have to go there a few times to become a regular. Johnny Tito can be quite the prankster.

Clientel includes some hot Italian and Asian girls at night.[/QUOTE]

Didn't this place used to be a funeral home at one point?

You're right, I think I've already found my ATF (if you look at my previous posts you might figure out who). I was spoiled early and I'll continue to spoil myself from now on! I just wish I would have blown money on ATF again, not.

[QUOTE=Past Tense]That wasn't such a bad start. A bad start would be an experience that was so bad it put you off the hobby. Now the search begins. There are gems out there and eventualy you will find yours. She will become your ATF in your mind and you will repeat visits with her until things heat up too much and break or she goes bad on you or moves on. For me it was Monica at the old VIP on Milwaukee. Sweet girl, super clean and if you knew what button to push she was actually more like a GFE than an AMP girl. Haven't seen her in about 4 years and still think of her now and again.

The thing to remember is that providers in general offer service that follows a bell curve, most are clumped together in the center at the top of the bell some are at the bad end and a few (sometimes a very few depending on your personal taste) are at the extraordinary end of the curve.

Some guys loose interest but to some the hunt is everything and the eventual rewards quite satisfying.[/QUOTE]

The bar did seem like it would be fun in another situation. I dig dives, maybe needed a couple buddies to hang with to ease the outsider status though. Seemed like nice guys there, just rough around the edges. Nothing wrong with that.

[QUOTE=Ghostface89]Funniest part of this tragi-comedy? I had to get a drink at the corner bar down the street to calm my nerves afterwards. Bartender on his cell phone threw a beer at me and then an empty into the trash can with a big crash and breaking of bottles. A lot of stares by the guys at the far end of the bar. Bottle wasn't opened, was supposed to have a bottle opener of my own. Thought I just might get the shit kicked out of me. Drank and left.[/QUOTE]The bar at 26th and Wentworth just east of Elegant is Ethyl's Party (no visible signage), formerly called Tito's on the Edge.

Its a great old-time neighborhood place owned by the Tito brothers. I don't know about your experience, but I've had some fun times there.

You just have to go there a few times to become a regular. Johnny Tito can be quite the prankster.

Clientel includes some hot Italian and Asian girls at night.[/QUOTE]

Has anyone else seen this infomercial? The first time I saw it I was just cracking up. I'm sure we've all had a provider that could use one of these to get a little practice and build some endurance.

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch? V=4S3C4AC908w[/url]

Ps

Don't buy it. I'm just sharing something I found funny!

[QUOTE=Khai Yai]Didn't this place used to be a funeral home at one point?[/QUOTE]

You have a good memory Khai Yai.

Ethyl's Party Bar at 26th and Wentworth began in the early 1900s as the Colletta Funeral Home. In the mid 1970s they moved operations to 79th and Kedzie fearing the neighborhood was going. (Ironically, the 79th and Kedzie area went bad and 26th Street survived.)

It became a disco bar after the funeral home vacated and now is one of the few old neighborhood bars that Chicago once had in abundance. (I don't count fern bars as real bars!)

The signs of it being a former funeral home are obvious. The niches for flowers are still there and the viewing area for the casket with the deceased is now the small stage. The original stained glass windows are now gone, however.

Many gangster funerals took place here over the years. It is considered haunted and Richard Crowe's supernatural ghost (bus) tours stop here.

Elegent customers ought to utilize this uncut gem of classic Chicago.

[QUOTE=Ahtorbtuc]We don't want an too easy girl. Sure, I wanted FS and got it, but there was absolutely no tease, no suspense. [/QUOTE]75% of the posts on this forum are guys complaining about not getting what they want from a provider. This provider is one of THE best in Chicago. Sexy as hell and as reliable as a Swiss watch... but you want her to play hard to get?

WTF?!

It would seem you are looking for a girlfriend, not a professional provider. Try the personal ads.

This places advertises regularly in the Reatder, and I've been there many times for a legit massage. I think its a self service place but I've always gotten a very good massage for a reasonable price. Recently I was up for a good rub and recognized the therapist from another spa. Anyway, Euro, not so pretty but with a great rack around 30ish. I thought this might turnout differently than I expected, and I was right. A very nice massage with some teasing and on the flip I was able to play with the puppies while I got a HS. 1. Total and I've been back since. Very clean with shower facilities.

Good luck and stay safe boys.

Where do they come up with these pics?

The pics certainly cause me to want to spend some time there!!

[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/asian-professional-therapeutic-ohare-oakbrook/4860749[/url]

[QUOTE=Pegleg]Where do they come up with these pics?

The pics certainly cause me to want to spend some time there!

[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/asian-professional-therapeutic-ohare-oakbrook/4860749[/url][/QUOTE]I visited this place. Got few words to share with you all.

When you are there and got "lucky" assigned with a 20's year old Chinese girl, don't get too excited yet. She may answer the phone many many times, and walk out on you many many times in your 30min massage! She already got your money and she is working on her next customer on your time. This may not happen if you assigned with a older lady who don't speak much english.

Please share your experience after your visit.