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[QUOTE=ToolX;1977554]You can get better action with a pocket pussy and a vivid imagination. And save yourself the $$ and the headache.

Had a recent funny run in with that bi-polar poomba. I won't post it here, but guys should not throw money at providers who need an attitude adjustment.

I will say if she could turn her total garbage personality just 30% better, she could bank. Not like I need Miss Congeniality, but I don't need bat shit psycho rage crazy.[/QUOTE]Sometimes a pocket pussy is the better alternative.

[QUOTE=ArmySexy77;1977151]This is Ashlee.

[URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/beautiful-mature-woman-very-sensual-love-to-hug-and-kiss-38/14091558[/URL]

Here is Jan.

[URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/loves-kissing-big-firm-titties-very-sweet-and-horney-mature-33/6182794[/URL]

If you look at the photos, this looks like the same girl under two different names.

Jan's number also calls up another ad.

[URL]http://michigan.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/simple-private-especially-yours-white-blonde-bombshell-35/10556345[/URL]

So they probably have the same handler.[/QUOTE]I don't know if the last two are running with the same handler, but the top two ladies are different. I've seen the first one out and about in my area, and she is actually a sweet lady. The second one is known in my circles for being a little cuckoo, but the pictures are accurate and she has nice boobies.

[QUOTE=Calvin77;1977366]Thanks, Carl. It would be interesting to know if FS is available.[/QUOTE]Asked her location was 16 and gratiot but still haven't seen a pic...anyone?

[QUOTE=SAM4077;1978255]Asked her location was 16 and gratiot but still haven't seen a pic...anyone?[/QUOTE]Have tried reaching her for three days. No response.

[QUOTE=Gorillamask;1978076]I don't know if the last two are running with the same handler, but the top two ladies are different. I've seen the first one out and about in my area, and she is actually a sweet lady. The second one is known in my circles for being a little cuckoo, but the pictures are accurate and she has nice boobies.[/QUOTE]What is the rates for the first one? It is just they do look separated at birth.

[QUOTE=ArmySexy77;1978597]What is the rates for the first one? It is just they do look separated at birth.[/QUOTE]I'm not sure about either's rates. I don't see them like that. I just see them as they're working. The first one looks about 30-35. The second one looks 40 ish. She'd be alright if you have a MILF or mommy fantasy or something, though.

[QUOTE=ArmySexy77;1978057]Sometimes a pocket pussy is the better alternative.[/QUOTE]Sandpaper is a better alternative for this girl. Don't get me wrong, crazy can be fun, but not this kind of crazy. I don't blame guys for wanting to see her for the body, the face is not smoking hot imo, but you got to walk on egg shells and just nod and agree with everything she says, as one slip up can send her down the psycho express.

There are some hard bodies guys can find without the headache, and I strongly advise it until the Queen of Brazil changes her attitude. Money, and the lack of money, speak volumes. Plus my radar tells me there another work at play here.

Imo, she will never change because she thinks she is perfect, and if I had to weigh risk vs reward, it isn't worth it. So be safe out there gents.

[URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/shea-and-dezerea-we-are-horny-and-waiting-for-you-22/14862396[/URL]

Went to see Dezerea tonight, she is the 3rd pic on the ad, possibly the first pic from a few years ago. Very cute girl, nice perky large bees small cees. Went an apartment in Waterford. The place was in good shape but the bedroom we used was not, it was in disarray. Got donation and LE check out of the way, chatted for a few, then down to business. Started out with a decent to good BBBJ for a few minutes then she climbed up on my lap and rode me for a few. Stood up while carrying her and laid her down, daty for a few minutes, then mish to the finish.

Total damage was $ for the half. If I had grabbed extra cash, I probably would of tipped her .2. I have to warn anyone who is thinking about seeing her, she is / was a cutter. There were scars on her arms, legs, and on her abdomen. She is a very sweet girl and I honestly think she is fairly new to this as she did not know some of the hobby lingo like donations, was very submissive, ect. Her friend in the ad was actually more attractive in person then she was in the pics.

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[QUOTE=JohnWise;1975243]Are you sure you don't need to use Google Image? I just have a hard time believing that [B]Kalee Carroll[/B] went from being a model / porn chick to posting $99 dollar FH (full hour) specials on BP.

I check out the USASG link and that member said "Stay clear of this one," nothing about being the girl in the pic's. Are you saying that you met her or just seen a few posts that said she was real?

I also did a Google search on the number in the BP Frederic, MD link. There are 2 reviews on TER that say the pic's are fake and 3 on NR that say the pic's were fake or shit service. Something tells me that every escort / escort ad out there is using [B]Kalee Carroll[/B] modeling pic's, but maybe I'm wrong.

[URL]http://xhamster.com/photos/gallery/863065/kalee_carroll.html[/URL]

[URL]http://www.jerseygirls.net/soloseries/soloseries14.html[/URL]

[URL]http://www.imagefap.com/pictures/1494481/Very-Sexy-Blonde-in-Lingerie[/URL]

[URL]http://expic.net/2013/02/03/37448/erotic/[/URL][/QUOTE]There was at least 3 reports on this girl from members of this website in the Baltimore area, saying it was the girl in the pics but don't bother because she is a total ripoff. The 99.00 got you in the door but any sex was more. After reading the bad reviews, I was never going to see her, so I never did an image search. If I was going to meet a BP girl, I would do number, and pic search.

My experience with "Kim" was many months ago.

Pics are her. But not recent.

She is older (which can be OK) and she is slender ... Bolt-ons (decent, but not great) ... And blonde wig (actually a brunette, says she gets more calls "as a blonde".

Everything covered ... Disappointing & rushed service ... But did get the job done.

Want to recall its was $ for HH.

Will not repeat.

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Link.

[URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/let-this-beautiful-snow-angel-make-you-winter-time-blues-go-away-26/10780632[/URL]

[QUOTE=ToolX;1977554]You can get better action with a pocket pussy and a vivid imagination. And save yourself the $$ and the headache.

Had a recent funny run in with that bi-polar poomba. I won't post it here, but guys should not throw money at providers who need an attitude adjustment.

I will say if she could turn her total garbage personality just 30% better, she could bank. Not like I need Miss Congeniality, but I don't need bat shit psycho rage crazy.[/QUOTE]I'm not good with psycho women either. I agree that the pics are hot but based on the reviews here, there's no way I'd see her. A beautiful woman with a poor attitude and bad personality makes her an ugly woman. I'd much rather have an average looking provider with a wonderful personality and good attitude any day.

[QUOTE=JohnWise;1976736]So then the pic's are fake right? Because I don't see any "excess skin" in the pic's in her ad.

[B]PS. Welcome to the site, it's nice to see a newbie post a review or two before asking the same damn "any info" first post question. Looking forward to reading more of your review/posts.[/B][/QUOTE]Sorry for my late reply; and thank you for the warm welcome.

Yes. Pics are fake. I tried tin-eye and google images, but could not get any info; so I decided to text and see... SP is "legit," no upsell, care for safety (everything covered; as a matter of fact, really checking to see if the cover is good. Exp date, etc). However, not for your eyes, ... Nor mine.

[QUOTE=Tractorman;1979200]My experience with "Kim" was many months ago.

Pics are her. But not recent.

She is older (which can be OK) and she is slender ... Bolt-ons (decent, but not great) ... And blonde wig (actually a brunette, says she gets more calls "as a blonde".

Everything covered ... Disappointing & rushed service ... But did get the job done.

Want to recall its was $ for HH.

Will not repeat.

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Link.

[URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/let-this-beautiful-snow-angel-make-you-winter-time-blues-go-away-26/10780632[/URL][/QUOTE]A brunette? Interesting. Swear to God, I read 10 reviews of her and they are all over the map, its true, YMMV!

My experiences with Kim were when she was a blonde.

She was a very sweet girl to me. The first time, I went for a HJ but she upsold me to FS which was fine. She did BBBJ with me which was ok, Avg BJ skillset but sometimes that's all I need! Every other time was fine too, she was fun and relaxed around me.

She is not the SP for HJ in spite of her body rub ads but BJ and FS is fine.

I am not a fan of her place therefore I don't partake anymore but if she was in a better place I would again.