Why we hear the sound of crickets
AG,
Welcome to our little neighborhood. If you look around you will meet quite a few real gentlemen, a horse thief or two, a few strange fellows standing in the shadows with doughnut powder on their face, some of the finest ladies anywhere and a few pimply faced teenagers that don't know how to ask a chick out. What you won't find is anyone willing and ready to just open up our collective Rolodex's for a complete stranger.
Why? Because we don't know you and we don't know if you are an up and up one of us, an rightfully embarrassed vice squad member who pissed somebody off to get this assignment but is willing and ready to don his official Vice Squad Halloween costume that makes him look a lot like G I Joe, a pimp wannabe or one of the said pimply faced kids. But we are willing to steer you in a direction. If you will do just a few simple things you will be well on your way to find that illusive girl of your dreams.
First, just know, we accept pretty much everyone until they do something stupid or offensive. Hell, we even allow really stupid and offensive people to hang around. It gives us something to complain about. That is, until daddy has to stop the car. RTTF to find out what that means.
Second, and this is the most important thing you will read today, RTTF. And if you don't know what that stands for there is a guide to all the abbreviations at the top of the page. If you go back a few pages on the various threads you might find the girl of your dreams, anyway. Shit, if you just do a search of the words "Kissimmee" and "St. Cloud" and "Osceola" she might pop up. But you need to spend a couple of hours just bringing yourself up to speed.
Third, when you do find her, and she is out there, I know, because I have an appointment with her next Thursday, then you need to write a review. Shit, start writing reviews now. After all, you say you have been in the hobby for a while, please share some intel with the rest of us. Give before you get.
Play safe,
C3, AKA the duly elected fucking Welcome Wagon.
[QUOTE=AmpsrGreat;2218490]Hi everyone I'm pretty new to the site but been in the hobby for awhile now. Anyone know of a nice young 18/19 provider in the Kissimmee area. Please PM me.[/QUOTE]
You say the nicest things
BG,
Thank you for the kind words. As for the thinks I write, I sort of make them up as I go. But, truthfully, I try to put it in a way that educates and entertains but doesn't offend. I really do want our little neighborhood to grow. Lots of guys giving lots of intel can't be a bad thing.
We were all newbies and it is amazing any of us survived our first few posts trying not be be total dorks. I am so glad there seems to be a limit on our history. I would hate for anyone to read my first post.
C3.
[QUOTE=BuffGuy111;2219036]My stomach is killing me LOL.
Do you have this spill saved so you only have to copy and paste next time? Or maybe A2 can add it to some sort of welcome aboard email or PM. LOL.
Great Stuff AC3.
BG111.[/QUOTE]