Massage Parlor Reports

Rode the Tiger this afternoon. Sarah told me that Cookie is on vacation. Couldn't get a straight answer whether that meant the day off or a longer term absence. Lineup was Bonnie and Jeannie. I had Bonnie. She's my type, true spinner, good looking big C or small D bolt-ons. Has a very deep voice (and too the inevitable wise-ass out there, no she isn't a tranny, LOL). I'm not going to go into the details, but let's just say that if Cookie rates a 9, Bonnie gets an 8. 75. Would definitely repeat.

So there you go, couch jockeys. You have the current line-up and details to all of your questions. Now how about you guys close your books, put on your flip flops, finish your ceasar salads and take a visit and report your experiences?

Tonto

[QUOTE=Tonto Monger; 1714835]Rode the Tiger this afternoon. Sarah told me that Cookie is on vacation. Couldn't get a straight answer whether that meant the day off or a longer term absence. Lineup was Bonnie and Jeannie. I had Bonnie. She's my type, true spinner, good looking big C or small D bolt-ons. Has a very deep voice (and too the inevitable wise-ass out there, no she isn't a tranny, LOL). I'm not going to go into the details, but let's just say that if Cookie rates a 9, Bonnie gets an 8. 75. Would definitely repeat.

So there you go, couch jockeys. You have the current line-up and details to all of your questions. Now how about you guys close your books, put on your flip flops, finish your ceasar salads and take a visit and report your experiences?

Tonto[/QUOTE]Sounds like Franks favorite from Tokyo and Sun Spa. Can anyone confirm?

Happy Mongering

[QUOTE=Tonto Monger; 1714835]Rode the Tiger this afternoon. Sarah told me that Cookie is on vacation. Couldn't get a straight answer whether that meant the day off or a longer term absence. Lineup was Bonnie and Jeannie. I had Bonnie. She's my type, true spinner, good looking big C or small D bolt-ons. Has a very deep voice (and too the inevitable wise-ass out there, no she isn't a tranny, LOL). I'm not going to go into the details, but let's just say that if Cookie rates a 9, Bonnie gets an 8. 75. Would definitely repeat.

So there you go, couch jockeys. You have the current line-up and details to all of your questions. Now how about you guys close your books, put on your flip flops, finish your ceasar salads and take a visit and report your experiences?

Tonto[/QUOTE]100% agree on your ratings! Not that I am by any means a young man, Bonnie always reminds me of the neighbors MILF that I always fantasized about.

Was going to take a Rodie but may change hearing cookie is on vacation. Unless someone can talk me into someone else. Here's the thing Bonnie does sound like Jackie and for whatever reason I was not a fan. Got some info on seven from rose sounds interesting but age is holding me back. Genie is my next choice from tiger seen her twice, solid choice but variety is the spice of life. Suji Kim? Sunny. Pm me fellow mongers I know I'm not the only person still going to warren. Talk me into someone new OR someone tell me cookie is not on vacation then my dilema is solved Phlip

[QUOTE=Book Man; 1714555]Since the Cookie is rumored to be on R+R I rode on East Only 1 massage expert available, the veteran Sunny She was off on the tip for a good massage but agreed what was good elsewhere would be accepted. Typical Warren visit, normal age and massage talent.

Happy Mongering[/QUOTE]This does not say much Book. Okay, I she's a veteran. Her name is Sunny (like in the Spa). So you offered her the standard Warren fare? What $100? And what is typical Book? What is normal age? Massage talent? What flavors did she offer? You need to color more between the lines and flesh this puppy out because it just goes round in circles but doesn't fly high like a bird up in the sky.

Philp, I would recommend you seek the soup nazi if you want a variety of spices in you life. This way when a shipment arrives you'll be ready for the pickup. Other than that stay away from Sunny and Suzi Kim's because it does not sound appetizing. Sounds like those bakeries are serving a stale product.

And I don't know what the deal was with Froggie because when she was at Tokyo she was not all that. I actually stopped her during the massage session and asked for another girl before we got things started because I was not going to put myself through a confirmed disappointment.

For me, I'm saving up my time and pennies for a little TNT.

[QUOTE=PhlipPhlop;1715082]Was going to take a Rodie but may change hearing cookie is on vacation. Unless someone can talk me into someone else. Here's the thing Bonnie does sound like Jackie and for whatever reason I was not a fan. Got some info on seven from rose sounds interesting but age is holding me back. Genie is my next choice from tiger seen her twice, solid choice but variety is the spice of life. Suji Kim? Sunny. Pm me fellow mongers I know I'm not the only person still going to warren. Talk me into someone new OR someone tell me cookie is not on vacation then my dilema is solved Phlip[/QUOTE]The Rose has Seven and Honey, Tiger has Bonnie and Genie and Sunny has Sunny. We know about all except Honey. My guess is she is like all the others mid to late 40s with many years giving massages. Too much snow to take a drive today but later this week why don't you try Honey? The chances of a young massage expert showing up is zero.

Happy Mongering

[QUOTE=VampireWeekend; 1715191]This does not say much Book. Okay, I she's a veteran. Her name is Sunny (like in the Spa). So you offered her the standard Warren fare? What $100? And what is typical Book? What is normal age? Massage talent? What flavors did she offer? You need to color more between the lines and flesh this puppy out because it just goes round in circles but doesn't fly high like a bird up in the sky.

Philp, I would recommend you seek the soup nazi if you want a variety of spices in you life. This way when a shipment arrives you'll be ready for the pickup. Other than that stay away from Sunny and Suzi Kim's because it does not sound appetizing. Sounds like those bakeries are serving a stale product.

And I don't know what the deal was with Froggie because when she was at Tokyo she was not all that. I actually stopped her during the massage session and asked for another girl before we got things started because I was not going to put myself through a confirmed disappointment.

For me, I'm saving up my time and pennies for a little TNT.[/QUOTE]120 the new standard. 40 to 50 normal age, no enhancements. Being a veteran Korean massage expert she knows all the normal massage tricks that men love. Certainly not one for you. Happy Mongering.

[QUOTE=Book Man; 1714847]Sounds like Franks favorite from Tokyo and Sun Spa. Can anyone confirm?

Happy Mongering[/QUOTE]The rack, deep voice, and good attitude sounds like Jun (June) from the old days at Sun Spa? Any confirmations?

Thanks.

MEK

[QUOTE=Mek111; 1715725]The rack, deep voice, and good attitude sounds like Jun (June) from the old days at Sun Spa? Any confirmations?

Thanks.

MEK[/QUOTE]Its not Jun.

[QUOTE=Mek111; 1715725]The rack, deep voice, and good attitude sounds like Jun (June) from the old days at Sun Spa? Any confirmations?

Thanks.

MEK[/QUOTE]It is definetely not June! I would be in a standing battle with Frank to get in the door though.

I guess she does has a raspy voice. I never noticed, for a couple of good reasons: BooBs!

[QUOTE=Book Man; 1715308]The Rose has Seven and Honey, Tiger has Bonnie and Genie and Sunny has Sunny. We know about all except Honey. My guess is she is like all the others mid to late 40s with many years giving massages. Too much snow to take a drive today but later this week why don't you try Honey? The chances of a young massage expert showing up is zero.

Happy Mongering[/QUOTE]According to your post #5944 dated 2-24-13 at 13:21 about Rose Spa you claimed that you saw Honey.

[QUOTE=Book Man; 1715308]Former Four Seasons Spa with updated interior and friendly Korean attitude. I checked it out this morning and my experience with the lucky number Honey were exactly like the ones I used to enjoy with Lisa. Great way to start the day.

Happy Mongering[/QUOTE]And later on posted about her rack to Frank. So, did you "really" see Honey as you claimed?

Let's face it guys, Bookman is right about one thing that the chances of a young massage expert showing up is zero. Not from the Korean bakeries. They have all been in the 40 or more range with maybe, maybe one exception. The one that consistently provided the younger masseuses was Fantacy, period. So the only chances maybe in the backpage Cleveland section with a visiting asian escort. Other than that maybe a little TNT will do for now. Time to prepare for the next shipment when it comes before you're all made a fool. It will be fresh and hot when it does.

[QUOTE=VampireWeekend; 1716055]According to your post #5944 dated 2-24-13 at 13:21 about Rose Spa you claimed that you saw Honey.

And later on posted about her rack to Frank. So, did you "really" see Honey as you claimed?

Let's face it guys, Bookman is right about one thing that the chances of a young massage expert showing up is zero. Not from the Korean bakeries. They have all been in the 40 or more range with maybe, maybe one exception. The one that consistently provided the younger masseuses was Fantacy, period. So the only chances maybe in the backpage Cleveland section with a visiting asian escort. Other than that maybe a little TNT will do for now. Time to prepare for the next shipment when it comes before you're all made a fool. It will be fresh and hot when it does.[/QUOTE]Unknowingly incorrectly using a capital letter in a spa review post. My post should have read honey not Honey. The lucky number honey was 7 or Seven. Your brother the lunker posted on the size of her rack. Knowing Frank loves the big rack was the reason I posted. Happy Mongering.

[QUOTE=Book Man;1715383]120 the new standard. 40 to 50 normal age, no enhancements. Being a veteran Korean massage expert she knows all the normal massage tricks that men love. Certainly not one for you. Happy Mongering.[/QUOTE]I disagree that the new standard is $120. I've never paid more than 50 for the house fee and 100 for the other. I don't ask, I just hand them 100 after my session. Not a single complaint or protest and I've been hobbying for almost 15 years.

Let's not cause our own inflation of fees.

Tonto

So is there really a "Honey" that works at Rose then? Or is it just "Seven"? As anyone else seen this other "one"? I tried when I was there the one time but could see my grandma in the mirrors. The other "one" was a little too far left to get a good glimspe unless I walked to the door of their room. I have a date with the soup nazi this weekend. We're going to celebrate our two year anniversary. Then TNT and Vitamin C will be riding into town to top off the candles to my cake within the next week or two.

When I visited Tiger in December I was told that my $100 was ok, but they now expected $120. The lack of competition will create a sellers market. I spent time with Cookie so the extra was not a burden in my opinion, in fact I usually give an extra bonus for great service so this new price actually saved me money.

Down here in my little part of the Sunshine State it is 80 house and at least 160 service tip and if you go to the two places with the superstar girls, it is 200.

Joker.