Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=VampireWeekend;1681839]Actually KiP you're wrong. The review was accurate and was not made to cause harm and grief for the spa. I have spoken to several other mongers who had frequent the great white tiger and have reported the same kind of service about that particular provider and so-so performance from the other. This is not the time for them to do this. Just because they're the only game in town doesn't mean you do what you want. This is a service and the best service must be for all and at all times. I can understand a bad day but I will not and would accept a bad attitude. It doesn't matter if they welcome him back with open arms. But I will agree with that PMing is the best. I like phishing so I'll post something to see what or who will bite and then open up the treasure to share with others. Hey Pastor Dave, I hope things are going well with your little group. I've heard there's a little storm cloud brewing over the horizon for you. Maybe God is going to send you guys a message in a form of a meteorite that will bowl you, your church, and your misaligning, misformative human rights / trafficking group. Don't use the children as you already do to hide behind. Your acts will not be forgiven anytime soon because your and MDOV true intensions will be revealed as a ploy to get money. Enjoy while you can and make sure to have a rope for your soap.[/QUOTE]According to the story on tribtodaydotcom they just were awarded 300, 000. 00 for operating expenses from the Wean Foundation. Happy Mongering.

Can't wait for a Cookie. Thank you guys for the many posts through the years, I enjoy almost daily reading the Forum and have been very thankful for the feedback over the years. I'll thank you again I'm sure after grabbing a Cookie.

[QUOTE=TwistedBrother;1710461]I suppose I should be more sensitive to what hobbying and posting must be like in a post-apocalyptic community, but you guys slay me. I read about 20-30 posts in this forum and can't stop shaking my head. Cookies?[/QUOTE]

Well said, fellow monger, well said! ;)

Hey, if any of you can get up to see us in Lansing, you can enjoy your former legend from 4S, Lisa/Mikki. We know that we are indeed fortunate to have had her licking, gobbling, cream-filled, porn-star-wannabe self in our midst for a few years.

May you thrive again, former AMP Heaven!

[QUOTE=PhlipPhlop;1710697]What was not long ago the Disney of the Midwest, we now find ourselves with more time on our hands. Before we were deciding which park, which ride now its crumbled to a $1. 00 monster truck ride similar to what's outside Walmart. But all is good we have our memories and the rides are getting better. So let us have our fun our park was closed but we still have our sense of humor phlip[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=TwistedBrother; 1711033]Well said, fellow monger, well said! .

Hey, if any of you can get up to see us in Lansing, you can enjoy your former legend from 4S, Lisa / Mikki. We know that we are indeed fortunate to have had her licking, gobbling, cream-filled, porn-star-wannabe self in our midst for a few years.

May you thrive again, former AMP Heaven![/QUOTE]Twisted Bro,

Which Lansing AMP currently has the great Lisa. She might be worth a drive. I was so happy with the way things were.

Val

Hawaii, which is actually in Potterville, near Lansing. Dozens of rave reviews from us the past few years and I was well-pleased myself during the last visit. She continues to get visits from out-of-towners, too.

[QUOTE=Valdez; 1711043]Twisted Bro,

Which Lansing AMP currently has the great Lisa. She might be worth a drive. I was so happy with the way things were.

Val[/QUOTE]

To liken Cookie to a $1. 00 monster truck ride outside Walmart was unfair. She was and still is space mountain, ride on my brothers Phlip

Does anyone have any info on staff currently on duty? Any new spas open UTR?

Happy Mongering

Over the past couple months I have developed quite the sweet tooth, and the only thing that seemed to fill that craving was a Cookie. No I do not need to go into details about how satisfying and delicious Cookies are to you gentleman. However, on a recent trip to the bakery, the Cookies were not ready, and the fine bakery staff offered me some Bon Bon's. The staff seemed to have little trouble pronouncing this candy and it came across more like Bonnie. I decided to be a bit adventurous and try this new delectable morsel. Even though it was not a bad experience, it did not come close to filling the craving like a good Cookie. On my next trip to the bakery if the Cookies are not ready, I will not be as adventurous and wait my turn.

It is hard to try a different morsel once you have had her Cookies. I just hope that Cookie doesn't get over baked like Nana from Sun did a while back and take too much time off. That was one of the good things about having many bakeries in the area, the economy could handle having four to five outstanding bakers working all at once so choosy people had more then one choice for an over the top experience.

Joker.

[QUOTE=Book Man; 1713027]Does anyone have any info on staff currently on duty? Any new spas open UTR?

Happy Mongering[/QUOTE]Yes, after actually visiting a spa I can confirm that they are staffed by hot asian women who provide an awesome time. Check it out if you get a chance, you won't be disappointed. I haven't heard anything about UTR spas, but there is a heck of a lot of activity going on at the former Tokyo location. Lots of cars in the back lot every time I drive by.

Tonto

[QUOTE=Tonto Monger; 1714006]Yes, after actually visiting a spa I can confirm that they are staffed by hot asian women who provide an awesome time. Check it out if you get a chance, you won't be disappointed. I haven't heard anything about UTR spas, but there is a heck of a lot of activity going on at the former Tokyo location. Lots of cars in the back lot every time I drive by.

Tonto[/QUOTE]According to Bookman's inquires about a stabbing (a few posts back) in that general area, KiP pointed out that there was a methadone clinic opening out in that building and that may be a good place to cruise for SW! I guess it better than service with a happy ending. Or is it the same thing on a different level?

But I agee with you, having visited a couple of spas myself, that they're staffed by some hot cookies who'll provide with some delicious morsels and flavors for your time. I would suggest that Bookman make the trip to one of the bakeries and sample what's being offered so that he can share his experience with us.

As far a UTR spas. Nothing. Not even a word of a shipment coming in. Though some of you who would like try some vitamins might want to set yourself up when one does arrive. It's kind of like the Soup Nazi thing but worth the trip: [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2lfZg-apSA[/url].

[QUOTE=Cesar Romero; 1713768]It is hard to try a different morsel once you have had her Cookies. I just hope that Cookie doesn't get over baked like Nana from Sun did a while back and take too much time off. That was one of the good things about having many bakeries in the area, the economy could handle having four to five outstanding bakers working all at once so choosy people had more then one choice for an over the top experience.

Joker.[/QUOTE]All cookies are not created equal! I had the opportunity to visit a few days back and was pleasantly surprised just how fresh the bakery items where!

After a wonderful massage, mamas an treated me to a great home cooked meal. If I must say the combination left me sleeping like a baby.

We have three there must be some hits and misses. Talk to us phlip

Since the Cookie is rumored to be on R+R I rode on East Only 1 massage expert available, the veteran Sunny She was off on the tip for a good massage but agreed what was good elsewhere would be accepted. Typical Warren visit, normal age and massage talent.

Happy Mongering

[QUOTE=PhlipPhlop;1714338]We have three there must be some hits and misses. Talk to us phlip[/QUOTE]We all like when you go to try out all the new bakery items then report back all the sweet details.