Claudia's, Yin's, and in defense of Sunkiss
I noticed the other evening that Yin's on south Western avenue has reopened, so I decided to check it out. Big mistake, since I was really looking for for a little something extra. It's been taken over by a legit masseuse. Had a pleasant half-hour massage from a middle-aged white lady. Didn't bother asking for extras since there was a man and young woman (husband and daughter I think) sitting in the front. Oh well.
Also hit Claudia's near the Lincoln and Peterson intersection, hoping that the accent on the phone was Eastern European. Alas, it's another LAMP. There were two young Latina's, one trim and attractive, the other fat and not so attractive. It what will come as a shock to no one, the fat one led me to the massage room. After a pretty lame massage, I asked about extras on the flip and was told that the full menu was available. After thinking about it for about 5 seconds, I came to the realization that I wouldn't hit it for free, and settled on an adequate handshake and agreeable tip. I'm not going back, though it's there for you if you like LAMPs (very similar to Zeus - another fat chick depository). I started a rule for myself that I won't pay for a meal that I wouldn't eat for free, and I'm sticking to it.
Finally, stopped by Sunkiss a couple of days ago for the second time. Both times I've been here I had a great time, even though there were no extras. I know we're all here looking for something else, but if you want a great legit massage Sunkiss can't be beat. As someone else here pointed out, real spas charge $120 for a massage, and there's a good chance that will be from a dude. For $80 ($60+$20 tip), the girls at Sunkiss treat you like a king for an hour in a really nice setting. Yes, they can be teases, but just realize that going in. Right now in my life I'll take the great massage from a young babe rather than a handjob from some hag asking me for $60. I'll keep going here, and maybe I'll crack the code. If not, I'm okay with that. I've had the best times when I wasn't expecting anything.
Now, with that out of the way, I'm still always on the look out for an Eastern European with a big rack and a dirty mind if anyone knows of any.
North Western and Presidential
Ok I am a sucker for this boards favorite euro therapist. The whole experience is off the sensual meter. Great body and personality is starting to grow on me.
Presidential, great experience with Janet at least that is what it sounded like. Good table and thorough but not great massage. On the flip no negotiations but enthusiastic. Left. 4 tip as I roamed but nothing came off. After, I was sitting on the table and she randomly walks up, between my legs gets in close and puts her shoes on. All the while bracing herself on my thighs. She then looks me in my face and smiles. Pretty cool move for a Latina.