Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=LandRover20;3722395]So, what is "the right way"? Can you share the tips she gave you? I have seen several MPs at this point, and almost all of them seem to know exactly why I'm there and they don't really need much if any communication about it. But there have been a couple, and Di was one of them, who gave me the massage and they were going to leave it at that. In both cases, I asked for a release and they obliged, but somewhat mechanical. Di gave me a fantastic massage and she's very nice, but during my visit I got the impression she was being very cautious. I don't blame any of these girls for that, but in the cases where they are being very cautious, I'd like to know what I'm supposed to say to set them at ease.[/QUOTE]No need to say anything. If a Monger keeps his hands to himself, and is Not Sporting any Wood, the Lady might assume he just wants a good massage. But, if the Monger is hands on the Lady, trying roaming over or under the clothes, with Wood or Not, she will usually get the Drift. YMMV.

NJ.

[QUOTE=LandRover20;3722395]So, what is "the right way"? Can you share the tips she gave you? I have seen several MPs at this point, and almost all of them seem to know exactly why I'm there and they don't really need much if any communication about it. But there have been a couple, and Di was one of them, who gave me the massage and they were going to leave it at that. In both cases, I asked for a release and they obliged, but somewhat mechanical. Di gave me a fantastic massage and she's very nice, but during my visit I got the impression she was being very cautious. I don't blame any of these girls for that, but in the cases where they are being very cautious, I'd like to know what I'm supposed to say to set them at ease.[/QUOTE]I can't wait to see what you get for an answer. From what I gather, Di only leads you on and offers nothing more than a rough, mechanical, HJ. I don't believe there is full nude or roaming at a much higher rate than her competitors. If any of you guys know better, please share. PM if you must.

[QUOTE=White300;3722440]I can't wait to see what you get for an answer. From what I gather, Di only leads you on and offers nothing more than a rough, mechanical, HJ. I don't believe there is full nude or roaming at a much higher rate than her competitors. If any of you guys know better, please share. PM if you must.[/QUOTE]Not white knighting here but the above was not my experience with DI. PM if you like.

If she walks in and your are waiting for her looking like this, she'll know you aren't there for just a massage.

[QUOTE=LandRover20;3722395]So, what is "the right way"? Can you share the tips she gave you? I have seen several MPs at this point, and almost all of them seem to know exactly why I'm there and they don't really need much if any communication about it. But there have been a couple, and Di was one of them, who gave me the massage and they were going to leave it at that. In both cases, I asked for a release and they obliged, but somewhat mechanical. Di gave me a fantastic massage and she's very nice, but during my visit I got the impression she was being very cautious. I don't blame any of these girls for that, but in the cases where they are being very cautious, I'd like to know what I'm supposed to say to set them at ease.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SlapShot69;3721680]I dropped into MBD a few weeks back on Saturday afternoon when I was driving by. Saw Di, and had a great massage. I must be too nice, as we got all done and she started wiping me down. I asked if extras where available, and she explained how I needed to communicate the right way so she knows I am interested. I am relatively new to this, so great to get some pointers. I had a great massage, and left with all muscles relaxed and satisfied. I would repeat, for both the message and the ending.[/QUOTE]I appreciate the kind words!!

[QUOTE=NoseJelly;3722437]No need to say anything. If a Monger keeps his hands to himself, and is Not Sporting any Wood, the Lady might assume he just wants a good massage. But, if the Monger is hands on the Lady, trying roaming over or under the clothes, with Wood or Not, she will usually get the Drift. YMMV.

NJ.[/QUOTE]Nose Jelly hit it right on the head, no pun intended. Make sure you do some hands on touching, and the rest will take care of itself.

I always book a 30 minute visit the first time, so I can see how well we work together, and see if I would do a return visit. I do not push things on a first visit, and try to be respectful and polite. I am sure that does not serve me well all of the time, but that is just who I am. I really enjoyed the message from Di, and once I made it clear why I was there, I received everything I came for. I was only there for massage with HE, and that is exactly what I got.

Happy Hobbying.

[QUOTE=MikeYepthatsm;3722561]If she walks in and your are waiting for her looking like this, she'll know you aren't there for just a massage.[/QUOTE]I can only imagine what these ladies have to deal with. Maybe we should start a top 10 list for them to tell their best / worst / funny stories. I actually got a chuckle out of my experience, that's why I shared it. If you can't laugh at yourself once in a while, you are taking life too seriously.

[QUOTE=SlapShot69;3722896]I can only imagine what these ladies have to deal with. Maybe we should start a top 10 list for them to tell their best / worst / funny stories.[/QUOTE]If they don't recognize you there (new), you can get anything from "I do this and this, but I don't do that," as they take their clothes off. VS treating it like it's a massage out in public in the mall. It depends on how you carry yourself and set the tone, IMO, as you mainly break the ice by cumming forward.

[QUOTE]Nose Jelly hit it right on the head, no pun intended. Make sure you do some hands on touching, and the rest will take care of itself.[/QUOTE]And off the bat politely asking if they'd like to get comfortable, with a smile. And yes, lightly touching around them as they massage you here and there. That combined will be enough to get the balls rolling. And many times they ask you in the beginning if you've been there before and / or to any other place. If you haven't been there before, make sure you have it off the top of your head where you have been (or if true amateur, putting yourself in the shoes of where you Wood have been), projecting how great of a time it was, etc. It's not complex, doesn't require surgical precision. Pretty basic.

Went to paradise on 28th the other day. I called ahead and asked to see Lily who is posting quite a bit. I haven't seen a review for her so I thought I would provide one. Sure enough I get there at my scheduled time and apparently Lily dipped out. Not really a good start but who really expects more out of these ladies? Anyways the girl named Live, as in you only live once, sitting at the front window says sorry and blah blah blah and that I should just see her instead. I explain my expectations quickly and she says no problem. Long story short the place was nice and everything appeared clean. She gave me a fairly legit massage with some pressure. On the flip I asked if she got more comfortable and of course she only does that for more than what I was offering. So I said oki doki and she gave me a rather mechanical boring HJ with little to no enthusiasm. If anyone cares I won't be back to see her. I should've been patient and just went to see Brittany another day. All well. That ain't the first $80 I've wasted at a massage parlor and probably won't be the last. A little side note to any providers who read this. If you want to be MORE successful than you are now at what you do then do it like Brittany! Good luck to ya'll on your next adventure.

Saw Mia for the first time this week. She's everything you'd hope for in a provider, and then some. She's a really sweet girl, very friendly, puts you immediately at ease, asks if you'd like her to get comfortable right off the bat, puts 100% effort into the session, isn't mechanical about the ending at all, isn't a clock watcher, is D&D free, and has excellent communications skills. I think we all know how valuable reliability like that can be. She wants to make sure you leave as happy as possible and cares about creating repeat business. Mamason put me in what I have to assume is the smallest room at HH, so small no provider would be able circle around the table. Not even enough room for a chair. I was kinda bummed when I first walked in, but Mia more than made up for it. I paid 60/60 for her extra effort and wish I could've done more. If you're tired of girls flaking out on you, you should give Mia a try. Can't wait to repeat on next biz trip.

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Anyone seen her? She's a little Latina girl! Nice round ass! Doesn't seem to advertise much.

[QUOTE=IrishGuy77;3724701]Anyone seen her? She's a little Latina girl! Nice round ass! Doesn't seem to advertise much.[/QUOTE]I saw her a couple times last fall. Overall good experience, I posted on here about my time with her but with a review of another provider mixed in as well. Does a good job, more than usual amount of teasing.

[QUOTE=IrishGuy77;3724701]Anyone seen her? She's a little Latina girl! Nice round ass! Doesn't seem to advertise much.[/QUOTE]I saw her last fall, massage was awful but teasing was spot on. It was a Saturday afternoon so maybe she just didn't have the drive to give it a little pressure. The HE was better than I expected based on the massage. Topless and let's you play with the twins. View wasn't bad.

You better have your cash in hand for the tip because she will make you get up bare ass and all and have you get it out for her to see it first before she starts.

From start to finish I was driving out of the parking lot in under 20 minutes from my half hour appointment. Definitely won't repeat.

[QUOTE=Magnum352;3724118]Went to paradise on 28th the other day. I called ahead and asked to see Lily who is posting quite a bit. I haven't seen a review for her so I thought I would provide one. Sure enough I get there at my scheduled time and apparently Lily dipped out. Not really a good start but who really expects more out of these ladies? Anyways the girl named Live, as in you only live once, sitting at the front window says sorry and blah blah blah and that I should just see her instead. I explain my expectations quickly and she says no problem. Long story short the place was nice and everything appeared clean. She gave me a fairly legit massage with some pressure. On the flip I asked if she got more comfortable and of course she only does that for more than what I was offering. So I said oki doki and she gave me a rather mechanical boring HJ with little to no enthusiasm. If anyone cares I won't be back to see her. I should've been patient and just went to see Brittany another day. All well. That ain't the first $80 I've wasted at a massage parlor and probably won't be the last. A little side note to any providers who read this. If you want to be MORE successful than you are now at what you do then do it like Brittany! Good luck to ya'll on your next adventure.[/QUOTE]I have had the same issue with Lilly. I have made 2 appointments with her and she has flaked both times. Lilly will set the appointment and never show up. I wonder if the pictures are real. Doesn't seem to be. No one on here has any reviews about her so they post fake photos to get you into the door. The typical bait and switch move. So I will no longer be going there anymore. There are other girls on here that are real and not fake.

Lilly's pictures are real. She's absolutely gorgeous, but very expensive.

[QUOTE=Gearhead77;3725393]I have had the same issue with Lilly. I have made 2 appointments with her and she has flaked both times. Lilly will set the appointment and never show up. I wonder if the pictures are real. Doesn't seem to be. No one on here has any reviews about her so they post fake photos to get you into the door. The typical bait and switch move. So I will no longer be going there anymore. There are other girls on here that are real and not fake.[/QUOTE]