Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Donegal1;3843448]OK just left Life spa with Nana. Going to say AWSOME best ever. Table shower left no questions. Took the little guys for a tounge bath then the massage was great. She teased my ass and back with her awsome real tits. On the flip open menue. Got a BBBJ and she mounted me where her the why was in my face. Now normally I am not ever thinking about that for obvious safty reasons but got caught up in the moment. Was super clean. She even gave me mouthwash afterwards. Then finished with a great relaxing calf and foot massage. Almost fell asleep. 6 at the door plus 1 for the tip. Well worth it.[/QUOTE]Several have posted negative reports about life spa since this post. Thinking it might be self promotion from a one poster?

[QUOTE=SoloGator;3849559]Several have posted negative reports about life spa since this post. Thinking it might be self promotion from a one poster?[/QUOTE]The quoted poster described exactly my experience a week prior, blow for blow. The other reviews of Life are about providers other than Nana. When I saw her she said she'd only be around for a few more weeks. Could be she's gone, and along with her, the good times too.

Went to AA recently; got an annoyingly talkative lady who kept asking personal questions (maybe some of your customers like to keep things discreet and impersonal?) and was less than subtle in where she expected things to go (she basically sat on my hand when I was face down). Sure, some clients are in there only for fun, but not everyone. I'm primarily there for a massage, although hopefully it's a thorough one on both sides. You kinda need to read your clients a little better. I ended up having to make clear in advance that I wasn't planning to tip more than the going rate.

She wasn't horrible looking, but I think a lot of it was claymation. Probably pushing 50. Very dolled up. Thin, but very mushy body. Wouldn't get the hint that I wasn't interested in talking or that I'm there to let her do all the work. After she finished, she stuck around to watch me get dressed. Massage was. Borderline. Side B was. Adequate. But she was really just coming on too strong for my tastes. Said she was from LA and was only in town for another month or so. Didn't ask her name because, well, I'm not interested in knowing. I'm not a big fan of the "honey" and "baby" and having an overly perfumed neck stuck in my face. Some of us may not want to walk out of there smelling like we've just been in there. She may be exactly what some clients want, but she was not my cup of tea.

Stopped by divine touch. Got an attractive mid-20's girl named Danielle. Great massage, but unfortunately no extras.

[QUOTE=HorsePecker52;3851457]an overly perfumed neck stuck in my face[/QUOTE]Any at all is a huge faux pas.

[QUOTE=Lgg58;3847684]Hey dose anyone have any experience at lavander spa.[/QUOTE]Been there a couple of times. It's nice to have the Frys right there since I can get some chores done afterwards.

Massages are with lotion rather than oil. I have a slight preference for the latter, though it makes cleanup easier.

Middle of the road throughout, not the best, not the worst, flips are ok, albeit a bit mechanical. The girls I saw there were all 40+, not unattractive or out of shape, just very plain and average.

Very by the book, business place, and was happy with a. 4 tip on a .4 hh visit. Worth visiting and going to, but nothing to write home about.

There's been a bunch of construction, all permitted and legitimate-seeming, in a new spot in the strip mall on the south side of Broadway between Swan and Columbus, and it looked like it was going to be a legit massage place until yesterday when the curtains went up in the window. It definitely gives off a happy ending vibe, but it's in my neighborhood between a busy restaurant and a busier coffee shop, so I guess I'll never get to go for fear of being recognized. Still, it looks like it will open any day now and I'm sure it would be a good spot for some of you.

[QUOTE=Mbator6993;3835230]Although we all know this place doesn't offer extras, they do offer the best sensual massages.

Had Coco. Her massages have definitely improved. It appears they have a new manager.

That guy no longer works the front desk; now it's a woman with a much better personality.

The 90 minute massage is definitely worth it to me.[/QUOTE]I'm afraid you spoke too soon. The guy is back. With a vengeance. Sigh.

Stopped by and met Candy. She is a nice little spinner and spoke English fairly well. Went for an hour and got a much needed massage. Really worked the back. The rest of the massage was so so And had ok small talk. Told me she works everyday pretty much open to close. Flipped over and she started working the arms and chest. She talked a bit more about her work and the different pressures she could use nice and firm or use more natural oils. Decided to go with something messy but better soothing. She didn't talk much during this and she switched back to a firm massage to get the knots out. Overall the massage was better than most but could work on her techniques, tipped $ didn't offer anything more than the usual.

[QUOTE=SteelyRick;3852576]I'm afraid you spoke too soon. The guy is back. With a vengeance. Sigh.[/QUOTE]What is the problem with the guy? It's the gals that I like. Never had a problem asking him for a particular girl.

[QUOTE=Gilligan46;3852956]What is the problem with the guy? It's the gals that I like. Never had a problem asking him for a particular girl.[/QUOTE]There was no real problem with him. I just preferred the woman at the front desk, as she has a much nicer personality.

[QUOTE=SteelyRick;3852576]I'm afraid you spoke too soon. The guy is back. With a vengeance. Sigh.[/QUOTE]Went to you U spa on Oracle, since I heard good things about it as well. Didn't get Nancy, but the massage was more along the therapeutic side, as opposed to sensual.

Coco is still my #1 choice for legit massages in Tucson.

Did an hour at Mei Spa with Coco (not the other Coco). With the table shower, she confirmed what kind of massage this would be. I was wondering since it was pretty obvious that I hadn't been there before.

Coco, probably late 30's early 40's and on the chunkier side. Only thing special about her looks is that she didn't have any drug signs which means a lot for me. Talked a fair bit in Chinese and when I couldn't understand, she'd repeat herself. Overall, the language barrier was higher than I'd like.

Overall, the big positive was that she was willing to receive touch, but con's were what I was touching. Might repeat. Dunno yet.

[QUOTE=GuyInTucson;3852218]There's been a bunch of construction, all permitted and legitimate-seeming, in a new spot in the strip mall on the south side of Broadway between Swan and Columbus, and it looked like it was going to be a legit massage place until yesterday when the curtains went up in the window. It definitely gives off a happy ending vibe, but it's in my neighborhood between a busy restaurant and a busier coffee shop, so I guess I'll never get to go for fear of being recognized. Still, it looks like it will open any day now and I'm sure it would be a good spot for some of you.[/QUOTE]I'm going to roll by this week. Let ya'll know.

Saw Coco at AAA on swan and grant. Body massage in the back rooms. Very touchy, and definitely is a tease. Gets really close to the boys and johnson. But unfortunately no extras. New to this. Trying my hardest, no pun intended. LOL!!