Massage Parlor Reports

Others have report 200 for FS with Sophie. Do you have special negotiating skills? Thanks.

ARG.

[QUOTE=Misawa23;6021653]Well I did it I finally went to 424 first time anywhere. Walked in greeted my Sophie. Tight little body pit me in a dark room told me to wait. Finishing up it was late. Paid for hour. Great massage heard needed it. Lots of tease let me roam during which was nice started getting really touchy so time for flip. Some negotiations settled for 1. 0 on top of. 7 for house for everything. She leaves comes back with nothing on. Starts nice touch on Jr then some BBBJ. Gets on top and rubs her very lubed kitty on Jr thought she was going to go to town. Out comes the cover. On it goes and I'll give it to her she let me take some serious aggression out on her as I pounded away. She pointed to her kitty with HJ motion so when I was close I pulled out and spent a weeks worth of backed up all over that tight little kitty of hers. Cleaned me and her up gave Jr a kiss and I was out. Definetly will repeat.[/QUOTE]

Was getting a rub in a Chinese AMP, and she was on the phone, I hadn't thought about sharing with everyone that the words we use in the USA to stall, like umm, is the "and" word in Mandarin.

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrsWp07BwVk[/URL] A funny India- Canadian stand up comedian, who speaks fluent Mandarin and describes a trip to Beijing.

Long, long time monger, long time lurker, first time poster.

I'm sure some will not believe this post, but oh well, I know it happened.

Haven't been to 154 since the old Anna days, you know, the one that told us all that her husband has a small tool.

So stopped in 1 Monty ago. Got CiCi, she seemed to remember me, after 3 years, strange.

But opted for 1 hour. At flip I said everything. This is where it gets interesting. I asked for no condom as they are so tight I can't feel anything. She said no. So CBJ for awhile, then standing mish for 5-6 minutes. I again asked to remove the cover, she said no. After another 5 minutes she asked how much? I said another 50. She said ok, I pulled out, she took latex off, lubed me up and back in I went!! Oh yeah, that's the feeling I like! Only drilled for 4-5 minutes then filled her up. She then squatted on the floor to catch all the swimmers in a towel. LOL. I only tried this because it worked one other time at Chowan in Brattleboro years ago.

Then last week after seeing reviews of the new Anna, I tried her out. 1/2 hour, then sure enough, bbfscip again! Damn things are great. I love this sport.

Which has been better lately for BBFS and attractive girls. I ventured to 1040 recently and had a duo. Definitely will not repeat there.

Complete newbie here. Been reading posts for a while now and have decided to actually try going to a massage place and get the works. A little confused on the locations being just number like 154, 424, 1700. Don't want to put places on the spot but how do I figure out what the numbers mean? Want to make sure I go to the places that everyone keeps mentioning.

Thanks.

[QUOTE=ADistraction;6027044]Complete newbie here. Been reading posts for a while now and have decided to actually try going to a massage place and get the works. A little confused on the locations being just number like 154, 424, 1700. Don't want to put places on the spot but how do I figure out what the numbers mean? Want to make sure I go to the places that everyone keeps mentioning.

Thanks.[/QUOTE]They are all on central street Leominster House number.

10 minutes after leaving unsatisfied by Alexus Blair, I showed up at 424. Older lady, name was Amy I think. Skinny, with B's. HHR, nothing but a average run over the back and butt with occasionally brushing the boys. On the flip I asked for everything. Ok. Tough to understand each other. I think she said she has no cover. Then she grabbed plastic bags for the BJ. I said no cover. Finally a decent BBBJ to get him up right again. Then she climbed on the table and went for a ride. I had just dumped a load in sweet treat, so it was taking its time. After 10 minutes she was getting tired so I jumped on top. Another 10 minutes of pounding and focusing and finally blew it out. Number 2 on the day left me tired. I did see the famous Sophie on the way out. I will definitely be back to try her out. She looks the best in the area. I'm batting a good average lately with bbfscip so I guess I should try.

Be safe boys.

DD.

Thanks for this. A couple weeks ago I had "the new" Anna, after only having had Sophia from 424.

Everything great about the new Anna, with a caveat. BBFS hour; damage: house. 7, tip 2.

Great: She was submissive and took a pounding and had a tight pussy, all laying down side by side in various positions. But I'd like the standing mish. That would be fun like you did with Cici.

Could be better: I wish she had put on deodorant. And she had a like 2 inch long hair coming out of a mole on her left side of face. She clearly is not a BJ liking girl.

I also went back to see Sophia again. Still BBBJ, cfs. She is great to daty.

I also saw SpecialK and I tapped out. I was so weirded out by her condition (mentally) that I felt like it just wasn't right (for me or for her). So, I went in bare for about 3 min and left, and left her. 8. To make it a truly special 3 min, I had dropped by gas card on the floor, so she called me back, and I went back to get it. Oye vye.



[QUOTE=DoubleDigits12;6025244]Long, long time monger, long time lurker, first time poster.

I'm sure some will not believe this post, but oh well, I know it happened.

Haven't been to 154 since the old Anna days, you know, the one that told us all that her husband has a small tool.

So stopped in 1 Monty ago. Got CiCi, she seemed to remember me, after 3 years, strange.

But opted for 1 hour. At flip I said everything. This is where it gets interesting. I asked for no condom as they are so tight I can't feel anything. She said no. So CBJ for awhile, then standing mish for 5-6 minutes. I again asked to remove the cover, she said no. After another 5 minutes she asked how much? I said another 50. She said ok, I pulled out, she took latex off, lubed me up and back in I went!! Oh yeah, that's the feeling I like! Only drilled for 4-5 minutes then filled her up.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=PeteBos;6028530]Thanks for this. A couple weeks ago I had "the new" Anna, after only having had Sophia from 424.

Everything great about the new Anna, with a caveat. BBFS hour; damage: house. 7, tip 2.

Great: She was submissive and took a pounding and had a tight pussy, all laying down side by side in various positions. But I'd like the standing mish. That would be fun like you did with Cici.

Could be better: I wish she had put on deodorant. And she had a like 2 inch long hair coming out of a mole on her left side of face. She clearly is not a BJ liking girl.

I also went back to see Sophia again. Still BBBJ, cfs. She is great to daty.

I also saw SpecialK and I tapped out. I was so weirded out by her condition (mentally) that I felt like it just wasn't right (for me or for her). So, I went in bare for about 3 min and left, and left her. 8. To make it a truly special 3 min, I had dropped by gas card on the floor, so she called me back, and I went back to get it. Oye vye.[/QUOTE]How could I miss this great place for years. Just asking is this LMP or EMP?

[QUOTE=BustherChops;6034440]How could I miss this great place for years. Just asking is this LMP or EMP?[/QUOTE]If you mean 154 idk how you could've missed it. Definitely EMP / AMP Typical Asian spot.

LMP, EMP, Please translate, is the 70+200, standard? Seams high, but not for a no nonsense session.

I was in Mass a couple weeks ago and got by to see Leeza. WOW! That lady knows what she's doing and takes her time doing it!

I went with 90 minutes and she ended up going over an extra hour+ trying to make a second pop happen. The regular massage in between got rid of a plantar fasciitis pain in one foot that's been an issue for over a year. Probably the sweetest person I've met in a very long time. Will visit again when I get out that way.

Went to 424 recently at opening. I'm discovering that going that early is a bad idea. No talent what so ever. I should have stayed home and read a book. Name was Amy.

SO was leaving for a couple of hours, had the urge and went to Bemis. No cars in the parking lot so I went for it knowing the reputation for busyness. Greeted by a cheerful, sexy, flirty, pretty, petite girl named Tina. Disrobed and she returned with a smile and flirty disposition. Massage was average and decent. Then she goes in for the tease, kissing ear, inner thighs, stroking, dirty talk etc. On the flip, we settle on CFS for 200 which I knew was the probable rate beforehand. Disrobes, gets on her knees, sucks my balls, cover goes on and onto CBJ. Thereafter it was CFS in mish and K9. Tina is great, aims to please and there were definitely some hot moments but I will probably opt for HJ only next time because the covers just aren't worth it to me. If anybody has any intel about Tina going bare a PM would be great. BTW, traffic did pick up. Three cars in lot when I left.

Been a long time since I have seen Wendy or now known as CiCi. She has always delivered and that has not changed. I like the way she can grab junior with her kitty, she has some skill with that and her exorcism orgasm (tongue flickers while eyes roll around) is well, different and a bit overboard. At least she tries to make it seem exciting and intimate. She is starting to look a bit older and she had four different medical patches on her body which was odd, no idea what that was about. Unfortunately that was my last visit to 154. The police station will be done within a year and I know too many local officers so I don't need to see them as I walk out. No fear of being arrested just embarrassing LOL. I will definitely miss Wendy even if she did try to keep her favorites to herself. Literally I would have to lie to Wendy and tell whoever was with her that FS was okay we just need to be quiet. Wendy walked in one time while I was in doggy with Anna (from a couple years ago) and they had a blowout about it. Anna was gone that week. Meh, Luckily I liked Wendy enough to deal with it and yep I will miss her. Not sure where my regular spot will be but there are plenty to choose from. Stay safe and stay healthy everyone most of all good luck!

[QUOTE=Rion75;6040797]Went to 424 recently at opening. I'm discovering that going that early is a bad idea. No talent what so ever. I should have stayed home and read a book. Name was Amy.[/QUOTE]I went there yesterday just as a walk in I got greeted by and nice thick lady didn't catch her name as soon as I get in the room she asked for the half hour then she walks out comes back tells me if I can wait 40 minutes I wanted to but couldn't cause I had to go back to work I was on brake around 11:30 am probably one of the thickest Asian I've seen in a parlor I deff want to go back to see if I can blow her back out.

[QUOTE=Rion75;6040797]Went to 424 recently at opening. I'm discovering that going that early is a bad idea. No talent what so ever. I should have stayed home and read a book. Name was Amy.[/QUOTE]I saw from the prior posts that 424 actually has a TS, but no one has mentioned receiving a shower. If anyone has, please tell us how the facility looks, is it shiny and new like Bemis or a dirty mess like 424 b Park ave (I believe that was the number, it was the only TS in Worcester and it was gross.).

[QUOTE=IammeIam;6044523]I saw from the prior posts that 424 actually has a TS, but no one has mentioned receiving a shower. If anyone has, please tell us how the facility looks, is it shiny and new like Bemis or a dirty mess like 424 b Park ave (I believe that was the number, it was the only TS in Worcester and it was gross.).[/QUOTE]I was there a few weeks ago and Sophie offered the TS, so I went for it. I'm newer to this, so that was my first one. Seemed clean and overall had a decent time. Cost was included in the hhr.

[QUOTE=IammeIam;6044523]I saw from the prior posts that 424 actually has a TS, but no one has mentioned receiving a shower. If anyone has, please tell us how the facility looks, is it shiny and new like Bemis or a dirty mess like 424 b Park ave (I believe that was the number, it was the only TS in Worcester and it was gross.).[/QUOTE]More like Bemis than 481 B Park Ave, which is now closed.

Sophie is very thorough and makes it fun!

At work feeling worked up called a couple places booked up I had a 40 min brake ended up at 1040 worst mistake! Got took in by a 50 plus year old payed for the hh decent rub down. Time for the fill wants .8 for mouth I said. 1 for everything lubed up hat went on she got on top and I pounded away!! Took the dust off her LOL I just wanted out got done and walked out doing the walk of shame no repeat I got to make time for 454.

So 154 didn't really scratch my itch. Decided to try 1177 after a great experience months back. Different girl Lucie face looked 40's but body looked 30's. Perky B's small C maybe. Not shaved but nice Firm body on her. She was super friendly and tease started immediately so didn't negotiation. Went from 100 for BBBJ (no protection) but talked her into 120 FS and boom she has protection. LOL funny how that happens. She was absolutely awesome, grinded on me like a stripper and was full on body pressing and into all the positions. I was into her so that probably helped the mood but she definitely reciprocated and had her body flushing red by the end. It was 50 for the HH so total 170 damage. Well worth it in my eyes. She spoke great English until I asked if she would be around for awhile. We laughed about her not wanting to answer. Oh and her CBJ was adequate. Definite repeat for me down the road but not sure she will be there long

Not a lot going on in this forum lately, so here's my activity as of late:

New favorite for just a rub and tug is Sunshine in Clinton. She's a total pro masseuse, fearless with the prostate massage if you're into that, and is one of the few women who can get me off with just her hands. No extras beyond the HJ, but I always leave happy.

Last week I hit 117X, pulled Yuyu. She wanted 200 everything, got her down to 160. I believe she's the mamasan. Had fun, but nowhere as much as Stress seemed to (lucky dog).

Inflation is slowing down the hobby for me, feeling like the a simple rub and tug is worth the savings compared to the extravagant prices most FS places are asking. Be safe, have fun.

[QUOTE=Horizon83;6076494]Not a lot going on in this forum lately, so here's my activity as of late:

New favorite for just a rub and tug is Sunshine in Clinton. She's a total pro masseuse, fearless with the prostate massage if you're into that, and is one of the few women who can get me off with just her hands. No extras beyond the HJ, but I always leave happy.

Last week I hit 117X, pulled Yuyu. She wanted 200 everything, got her down to 160. I believe she's the mamasan. Had fun, but nowhere as much as Stress seemed to (lucky dog).

Inflation is slowing down the hobby for me, feeling like the a simple rub and tug is worth the savings compared to the extravagant prices most FS places are asking. Be safe, have fun.[/QUOTE]What is the cost for Sunshine in Clinton?

[QUOTE=MPlanner35;6076623]What is the cost for Sunshine in Clinton?[/QUOTE]60 for the hour (Credit Card is an option), and for tip I give 60 because I think its outstanding but you could probably get away with 40.

I agree about cost relative to service and customer satisfaction. I usually walk away very happy with an excellent erotic HJ experience that costs a fraction of other activities involving a cover. Shout out also to Suni at Ray St. Cute, sexy, MILF that knows exactly what she is doing with her hands and sexy talk and OTC all over for less than 1.0 from wallet.

[QUOTE=Horizon83;6076494]Not a lot going on in this forum lately, so here's my activity as of late:

New favorite for just a rub and tug is Sunshine in Clinton. She's a total pro masseuse, fearless with the prostate massage if you're into that, and is one of the few women who can get me off with just her hands. No extras beyond the HJ, but I always leave happy.

Last week I hit 117X, pulled Yuyu. She wanted 200 everything, got her down to 160. I believe she's the mamasan. Had fun, but nowhere as much as Stress seemed to (lucky dog).

Inflation is slowing down the hobby for me, feeling like the a simple rub and tug is worth the savings compared to the extravagant prices most FS places are asking. Be safe, have fun.[/QUOTE]

With Rainbow in Brattleboro getting raided last week, I'm having to travel and it looks like Leominster / Fitchburg looks like the hot-spot for FS. So I'm looking for recommendations for FS, I've read back the last few months but would love fresh info. What's the best? I saw some BB options, is that provider still out there? Hoping to come out this weekend.

[QUOTE=GentleSnacker;6078835]With Rainbow in Brattleboro getting raided last week, I'm having to travel and it looks like Leominster / Fitchburg looks like the hot-spot for FS. So I'm looking for recommendations for FS, I've read back the last few months but would love fresh info. What's the best? I saw some BB options, is that provider still out there? Hoping to come out this weekend.[/QUOTE]Have not been to Bemis in a long time so can't say anything about there.

Anna (BB) is not in the area at at this time.

Most fun would be Sophie at 424 but more expensive. If price not a concern would be my recommendation. Seems like avoid anyone else there based on reviews.

1177 good option but only 1 girl, usually late 30's, 40's. Tends to get interrupted by calls and walk ins. A lot of rotation there so hard to know who is working.

154 and 1040 older (50's 60's), and services may vary depending on the provider and what the mamasan thinks of you since seems you will be a first timer.

[QUOTE=GentleSnacker;6078835]With Rainbow in Brattleboro getting raided last week, I'm having to travel and it looks like Leominster / Fitchburg looks like the hot-spot for FS. So I'm looking for recommendations for FS, I've read back the last few months but would love fresh info. What's the best? I saw some BB options, is that provider still out there? Hoping to come out this weekend.[/QUOTE]Yeah it stinks that Rainbow got raided, I'll miss that place. It think it's good to spread the word around the New England boards about this a bit. In the article about the raid they mention a website where men review these places, obviously talking about this forum however never referring to it by name. Obviously LEO is getting intel here to use against parlors and maybe even John's. Now there's already enough info for them to use but it still might be good for us to be somewhat vague and pass along pertinent details through pm. I don't want anymore of our favorite places going the way of Rainbow. Be safe all.

[QUOTE=TurtleMan37;6081116]In the article about the raid they mention a website where men review these places, obviously talking about this forum however never referring to it by name.[/QUOTE]Huh. When I read the article I didn't think they were referring to this site, I thought they were referring to rubmaps. I guess either way doesn't matter, they know we are out here reviewing places and regardless which site they are using those reviews against us.

I wish they'd just leave things alone. I know human trafficking is real, but I never got any sense from any of the girls at Rainbow that they were there against their will. And if it's consensual, it's totally victimless. It shouldn't be a crime.

Bemis this weekend when I arrived I was the only on. I was sent to the last room on the left. Biz picked up at least four during my time. The TS and message not much teasing, on the fip motioned FS, I asked how much she said give me a # 1. 2 she came back with $$ - BRR why ask me to give a quote if you are always going to come back with $$. The other head won. Not worth it. Also I had an issue when I left was a dude sitting on the bench waiting outside my room. There was a time they would tell new customers to come back. That's it for me for a while.

Great massage at 1177 recently I would go there soon. 30's tight body, great perky's. 150 on top of fee.

Saw new girl Jenny. 5 4 decent face probably late 30's early 40's. Nice B cups and decent body. I stripped her and fingered both holes. Then CBJ and CFS. Came on face which she did not like. 100 plus house.

I had some time so I set up a visit with Leeza at her "office". She was friendly as usual and we caught up while she gave a decent massage with teasing to get the boy ready. On the flip, the usual slow and steady play and teasing with edging until we had passed our time so I said she could wrap it up which only took a few minutes to accomplish. Clean up and more chit chat until I left. Always a nice relaxing time that you know will end on a high note.

Dispite my wallets protests, went to 424. Pulled Lisa. Saw there is a table shower but it was not offered. Lisa is probably one of the prettiest AMP workers I've been with, with the nicest fake tits I've ever touched. Poor English, had to take out Google translate to explicitly ask for FS. But very sweet once we got on the same page. Bemis prices (70 hr for house, too much for FS tip).

Read reviews about BBBJ available so I ventured over. Greeted by an attractive 40 ish lady with shorts and nice rack. Massage was decent and not much of a tease before flip. Asked for nude BJ pointing to mouth. Some haggling and settled for a little over a buck. Strips down to reveal decent body and then she grabs the saran wrap. Dang. I say no. She says no saran no BJ. More haggling. Jr is going soft. I cave and she goes to work. She had good skills and surprisingly I was able to nut in the wrap and she kept sucking until I was empty. It felt great and she finished the massage.

Although I did not get a BBBJ, the saran wrap felt much better than a condom. Overall excellent experience in a clean, relaxing environment with an attractive lady who had skills. I will be back. Maybe next time I will draw the much heralded Sophie.

The two local AMPs with a TS are a great addition to the area, but, many are demanding $200 (tip) for a FS visit is outrageous. I visit a spa in NJ close to the GW bridge and a few visits ago the MMS spoke to me, "Only $100 tip (for boom boom, her English wasn't great) plus $60 for the house (with a TS, even for a 30 minute visit) no more than that". The woman are great, and none have commented on the new pricing scheme. I was thrilled to see actual local competition in action, there are almost a dozen AMPs in a few square mile area. The woman I saw there were great, and I found the last two woman would fit in well in my top 5 list. CFS, but a great BBBJ, sometimes starting in the TS, last visit I let the woman I was seeing run the visit her way (it was my third visit with her in a month) that got me a great BBBJ in the TS and afterwards, then she moved around and started a few minutes of rimming, I had thought she was obsessive with how long she spent cleaning my ass in the TS. Also, seemed to like me enough that kissing wasn't just a cheek, but real GF kissing.

So, I am now back to believing we can all get a great FS visit for less than $200 total.

I am back in the local area, drove down Central St this morning, stopped at 154 to look at who was the new back up woman, one pick up truck out front at about 0930, but no one answered the bell at the desk, so drove over to 1177. The new woman there, seemed younger, and fairly attractive, so I laid out $120 tip and a condom, but had another $20 ready if needed. She said "mouth?" I said, "everything" she returned with $200, I said no I have never paid that much here. I asked for my house money back, and scooped up my tip and condom. While I was redressing, she was texting, or on the cell, and came back and said, "Boss say OK to take $140" or maybe $40 more than the $120 I had laid out, I stated nope, I am leaving, you are angry and we won't have a good time. And, I walked out, with my cash and went to another AMP for BBFSCIP. The door was sort of loud when I was leaving (and I wasn't shutting it, she did).

My point of this long comment is to encourage you to find a good AMP and stick with it, but set a reasonable limit on pricing, and remember, you didn't sign a contract, we can always walk away from any AMP if they are not offering a reasonable price. Even if this forum is only 10% of the local AMP customers, we can still have an effect on pricing demands.

Creamed her hand with jism. Felt amazing. Will repeat.

[QUOTE=IammeIam;6131867]The two local AMPs with a TS are a great addition to the area, but, many are demanding $200 (tip) for a FS visit is outrageous. I visit a spa in NJ close to the GW bridge and a few visits ago the MMS spoke to me, "Only $100 tip (for boom boom, her English wasn't great) plus $60 for the house (with a TS, even for a 30 minute visit) no more than that". The woman are great, and none have commented on the new pricing scheme. I was thrilled to see actual local competition in action, there are almost a dozen AMPs in a few square mile area. The woman I saw there were great, and I found the last two woman would fit in well in my top 5 list. CFS, but a great BBBJ, sometimes starting in the TS, last visit I let the woman I was seeing run the visit her way (it was my third visit with her in a month) that got me a great BBBJ in the TS and afterwards, then she moved around and started a few minutes of rimming, I had thought she was obsessive with how long she spent cleaning my ass in the TS. Also, seemed to like me enough that kissing wasn't just a cheek, but real GF kissing.

So, I am now back to believing we can all get a great FS visit for less than $200 total.

I am back in the local area, drove down Central St this morning, stopped at 154 to look at who was the new back up woman, one pick up truck out front at about 0930, but no one answered the bell at the desk, so drove over to 1177. The new woman there, seemed younger, and fairly attractive, so I laid out $120 tip and a condom, but had another $20 ready if needed. She said "mouth?" I said, "everything" she returned with $200, I said no I have never paid that much here. I asked for my house money back, and scooped up my tip and condom. While I was redressing, she was texting, or on the cell, and came back and said, "Boss say OK to take $140" or maybe $40 more than the $120 I had laid out, I stated nope, I am leaving, you are angry and we won't have a good time. And, I walked out, with my cash and went to another AMP for BBFSCIP. The door was sort of loud when I was leaving (and I wasn't shutting it, she did).

My point of this long comment is to encourage you to find a good AMP and stick with it, but set a reasonable limit on pricing, and remember, you didn't sign a contract, we can always walk away from any AMP if they are not offering a reasonable price. Even if this forum is only 10% of the local AMP customers, we can still have an effect on pricing demands.[/QUOTE]I agree with Iamme Iam. For 230 dollars you can get 30 minutes BBBJ and CFS with the most attractive younger providers in NYC. It wasn't until 424 came in that the prices have seem to go up to 200. I actually walked out last week at 424 when they said 200 for CBF and CFS. I pay any between 120 and 140 and 1177. I think the prices have been going up because people are paying it. I will not be one of them.

[QUOTE=TaiQuan;6133162]I agree with Iamme Iam. For 230 dollars you can get 30 minutes BBBJ and CFS with the most attractive younger providers in NYC. It wasn't until 424 came in that the prices have seem to go up to 200. I actually walked out last week at 424 when they said 200 for CBF and CFS. I pay any between 120 and 140 and 1177. I think the prices have been going up because people are paying it. I will not be one of them.[/QUOTE]Just a little history lesson. Bemis was asking 200 long before 424 was around.

Agree NY is better. But kind of irrelevant. Unless you are already there for another reason, is going to cost you at least a tank of gas. Add in the time and inconvenience of getting there. You would save time and money paying 200 here.

Plus supply and demand comes into play. The supply of younger providers in NY is much greater than this area. Do understand that the younger ones feel they can get a premium over the talent at 154 and 1040 because of their looks. Also in the heat of the moment the little head can prevent the use if the big head.

But do agree that 200 is too high. Have not been to Bemis in a long time because of that.

Over on the RubMaps board, there has been some discussion of a girl at the Barta Rose spa in Leominster who has been described several times as "muscular", like she works out in a gym. Her name is Lisa. Has anyone seen this lady? She sounds like she could be interesting.