Massage Parlor Reports

I saw her last year and talked her down to 120.. Not worth another visit for just a massage and HJ. Yes, she is huge but very nice. She told me FS would be 500 too, I bet she doesn't get many takers.

[QUOTE=DuckHed;1960415]I saw her once several months ago. She is fat, a BBW with huge tits. She was very personable and massage quality was decent but nothing to write home about. For 140 she gave a 45 min massage with HJ ending and she exposed her tits after the flip. To be honest it would have not hurt my feelings if she had kept them covered. Overall Not good enough for repeat at that price.

She asked you for 50 more to be nude. Fuck that, wouldn't care to see that fat ass naked anyway. And 500 for FS? What was she smoking? She must be out of her fucking mind, who wants to fuck that fat ass anyway. Or maybe she just didn't want to do it.

Like you said there are others to choose from for FS. She ain't for that!

She comes to Bham often so as other new nomads mostly from Atlanta. The business must be good for them here in Bham. Problem is most are worthless!! The good ones don't have to travel ai guess.

I like a good sensual rub with a little extra every now and then but don't care to drop more than 100 or maybe 120.

[URL]http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/caring-massages-and-here-a-very-short-visit-37/5961093[/URL][/QUOTE]

What pics? All it ever shows is her fucking eyes.

[QUOTE=DuckHed;1960475]Have seen this one a couple of times. Bham local; pics in the ad are indeed hers. She has a killer body for her age. Said she is a body trainer which seemed to be true. She has big mm boobs. The sensual massage and body to body rub was decent. After the flip she got totally nude, touching her all over was encouraged and the HJ ending was slow and awesome.

[URL]http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/massage-tantra-therapeutic-limited-appointments-36/7605763[/URL][/QUOTE]

Hell, you can find a fat chick like that anywhere in town that's dying for someone to fuck them. $500? With those clothes off I'm guessing she has the body of a bean bag chair filled with laundry. As I've said on here many times. If a girl is from Atlanta, Dallas, Miami, etc. Why in the shit would she waste her time coming to bham? If she's good at what she does and offers reasonanble prices, she shouldn't be coming. I don't know all the reasons why they would travel, but having a shitty reputation and being lousy at what you do is one of them. Think about it this way. If you guys were in Miami, would you come to Oxmoor Rd to look for pussy? Don't think so. Unless you had the rep for being a the-bag and you couldn't get laid in a morgue. As with produce, buy local.

[QUOTE=Bham451;1959928]I have seen a few escorts on BP and been following the reviews on soft hands girls. So I called Tiffany London to se about making an apointment and what all it entailed. She said $.40 for message plus $50 for her to be nude. No BJ unless I wanted FS which is $500. She seemed awesome to be with smart sexy and all but. If for only $10 dollars more I can have a FS HOTTY why would I want a massage. Not asking to be a smart guy, just feel like I may be missing something.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SpiderMan;1960801]What pics? All it ever shows is her fucking eyes.[/QUOTE]She must have changed her ad or something. I have noticed she does not keep her ad up for long. She usually delets them later the same day or the following. Here is another site with her pics. I don't think the number in that ad is correct.

[URL]http://massagetroll.com/birmingham-massages/205-862-6473/?pid=5488038[/URL]

[QUOTE=SpiderMan;1960814]Hell, you can find a fat chick like that anywhere in town that's dying for someone to fuck them. $500? With those clothes off I'm guessing she has the body of a bean bag chair filled with laundry. As I've said on here many times. If a girl is from Atlanta, Dallas, Miami, etc. Why in the shit would she waste her time coming to bham? If she's good at what she does and offers reasonanble prices, she shouldn't be coming. I don't know all the reasons why they would travel, but having a shitty reputation and being lousy at what you do is one of them. Think about it this way. If you guys were in Miami, would you come to Oxmoor Rd to look for pussy? Don't think so. Unless you had the rep for being a the-bag and you couldn't get laid in a morgue. As with produce, buy local.[/QUOTE]Yes you are absolutely right! Right off I can only think of one that was from Atl that was half way descent all the rest have been disappointing. Plus us paying more than 100 for massage is stupid, I'm guilty off it and have my regrets.

[QUOTE=Bham451;1959928]I have seen a few escorts on BP and been following the reviews on soft hands girls. So I called Tiffany London to se about making an apointment and what all it entailed. She said $.40 for message plus $50 for her to be nude. No BJ unless I wanted FS which is $500. She seemed awesome to be with smart sexy and all but. If for only $10 dollars more I can have a FS HOTTY why would I want a massage. Not asking to be a smart guy, just feel like I may be missing something.[/QUOTE]I think you have it figured out. I like a nice sensual massage if I can spend 100. 150. There was a lady who came thru Montgomery regularly who gave a great slide / massage for 125 and it was a nice date. I couldn't spend more that that on a massage when I can get a great date in that same price range. I agree 100% about the traveling girls from Atlanta and wherever. Unless they have solid references its not worth a gamble for me any longer. And 500 for that girl is insane, unless she is going to roof my house for me while she is there.

Found me an asian I like. She wanted 150 but I won her at an auction. Decent rub. 4.5 attitude, I'd say prolly 3 out 5 looks. Her partner that I went to later that week was useless than tits on a boar though. Here's her ad [URL]http://bodyrubs.biz/view-ad/Revitalizing%2C-Refreshing-Body-Rubs-2.htm[/URL].

I don't know what to say about any of that.

[QUOTE=Aarondotson;1961509]Found me an asian I like. She wanted 150 but I won her at an auction. Decent rub. 4.5 attitude, I'd say prolly 3 out 5 looks. Her partner that I went to later that week was useless than tits on a boar though. Here's her ad [URL]http://bodyrubs.biz/view-ad/Revitalizing%2C-Refreshing-Body-Rubs-2.htm[/URL].[/QUOTE]

WTF. 350 for a half assed lite massage with lots of BS talking session..I also hear there may be no HE!

Maybe I'm missing something but sounds like a rip off to me!! Oh I forgot its supposed to be a tantra / mind fucking massage, LMAO.

She must have regulars here in Bham since she visits often.

Anyone has any actual details?

[URL]http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/body-2-body-healing-tantra-massage-visiting-in-jan-w-excellent-reviews-tall-irish-college-grad-34/6871683[/URL]

[QUOTE=DuckHed;1967358]WTF. 350 for a half assed lite massage with lots of BS talking session..I also hear there may be no HE!

Maybe I'm missing something but sounds like a rip off to me!! Oh I forgot its supposed to be a tantra / mind fucking massage, LMAO.

She must have regulars here in Bham since she visits often.

Anyone has any actual details?

[URL]http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/body-2-body-healing-tantra-massage-visiting-in-jan-w-excellent-reviews-tall-irish-college-grad-34/6871683[/URL][/QUOTE]It never ceases to amaze me the stupid and outrageous rates some of the hobbiest will pay.

[QUOTE=DuckHed;1967358]WTF. 350 for a half assed lite massage with lots of BS talking session..I also hear there may be no HE!

Maybe I'm missing something but sounds like a rip off to me!! Oh I forgot its supposed to be a tantra / mind fucking massage, LMAO.

She must have regulars here in Bham since she visits often.

Anyone has any actual details?

[URL]http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/body-2-body-healing-tantra-massage-visiting-in-jan-w-excellent-reviews-tall-irish-college-grad-34/6871683[/URL][/QUOTE]I saw her over a year ago. It's not true tantra either, I don't remember what I paid but I know it wasn't what she's asking. I think I paid 120 for hour and I had a decent session. She looks better in person, from what I recall the massage was a light rub with lots of teasing. On the flip she crawled on table straddles my legs with her puss against my schlong while giving me a HJ. She is nude except for g. String, she would allow touch with no penetrating. I wouldn't pay what she's asking.

[QUOTE=TideLover;1968060]I saw her over a year ago. It's not true tantra either, I don't remember what I paid but I know it wasn't what she's asking. I think I paid 120 for hour and I had a decent session. She looks better in person, from what I recall the massage was a light rub with lots of teasing. On the flip she crawled on table straddles my legs with her puss against my schlong while giving me a HJ. She is nude except for g. String, she would allow touch with no penetrating. I wouldn't pay what she's asking.[/QUOTE]I saw her about six or eight months ago just to see what it was all about and yes I paid retail. It was pretty interesting. I am not sure what Tantra is but I thought that is what she was doing LOL What did bother me is she kept a blindfold on so even though she was naked I did not see her and she allowed no touching and gave me a heated HJ. I have not gone back.

[QUOTE=TideLover;1968060]I saw her over a year ago. It's not true tantra either, I don't remember what I paid but I know it wasn't what she's asking. I think I paid 120 for hour and I had a decent session. She looks better in person, from what I recall the massage was a light rub with lots of teasing. On the flip she crawled on table straddles my legs with her puss against my schlong while giving me a HJ. She is nude except for g. String, she would allow touch with no penetrating. I wouldn't pay what she's asking.[/QUOTE]Thanks man, maybe you got her when she was more reasonable. But from what I have found she has changed her services somewhat. Just out of curiosity, I contacted her and very politely requested for more details of her sensual bodywork service and got fed nothing but bunch of BS by her. I can do much better with my 225 or 325.And fuck that Tantra for 450 mostly to hear her talk. Who pays that? Obviously they are some with much more dough to waist than I would... I'm with buff on that!

[QUOTE=WoodyUno;1968143]I saw her about six or eight months ago just to see what it was all about and yes I paid retail. It was pretty interesting. I am not sure what Tantra is but I thought that is what she was doing LOL What did bother me is she kept a blindfold on so even though she was naked I did not see her and she allowed no touching and gave me a heated HJ. I have not gone back.[/QUOTE]I used to see her fairly regularly. This was before she got all full of herself with the whole tantra bs. She was great and it was more expensive but worth it. Now, I've talked to her and discussed what she does and I don't think its for me.

[QUOTE=Serious69;1968335]I used to see her fairly regularly. This was before she got all full of herself with the whole tantra bs. She was great and it was more expensive but worth it. Now, I've talked to her and discussed what she does and I don't think its for me.[/QUOTE]Exactly the impression I got from talking to her. Not for me either.

[QUOTE=DuckHed;1968170]Thanks man, maybe you got her when she was more reasonable. But from what I have found she has changed her services somewhat. Just out of curiosity, I contacted her and very politely requested for more details of her sensual bodywork service and got fed nothing but bunch of BS by her. I can do much better with my 225 or 325.And fuck that Tantra for 450 mostly to hear her talk. Who pays that? Obviously they are some with much more dough to waist than I would... I'm with buff on that![/QUOTE]I did have a "true tantra session" by a lady in NOLA, it was when first began mongering, I thought it was awesome experience. I seen few others that claim to do tantra and is nowhere what I experienced the first time. Summer was one that claimed to do tantric session but was nothing more than a sensual rub down. I've gotten burned several times recently paying more than I should for massages. Seems like the best massages I've had have been less than a Franklin with tip.

I am just going to stick with my ace here in Birmingham, tired of wasting money for shitty massage and no he for lots of $.

My only ace that I can highly endorse is Janelle the. Her rub is fantastic and ending is explosive always. The Nuru cost a little more but for that special occasion it is worthwhile.

[QUOTE=SilverDawg;1968834]My only ace that I can highly endorse is Janelle the. Her rub is fantastic and ending is explosive always. The Nuru cost a little more but for that special occasion it is worthwhile.[/QUOTE]Tidelover mentioned an ace not me. I have tried many here in Bham but sadly have not find an ace yet!

I have seen Janelle too, several times matter of fact, but mostly for FS. Tried her massage once but to be honest it wasn't good, very amateur like. But she is very good at fucking; has an ass made for doggy. IMO Janelle is for fucking not massage!

[URL]http://www.janellerdawson.com/[/URL]

Saw this one back in the summer. I doubt if she is the girl in those pics. She's a pretty good size AA woman, I'll say about 5-9 or 5-10.She was supposed to do deep tissue massage but had no fucking idea what she was doing. HJ ending was lousy too. Paid for 1 hr, was there for Half. There is no way she's CMT; upscale my ass. Steer away!

[URL]http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/visiting-real-cmt-upscale-tantra-massage-and-prostate-fetish-friendly-30/9226800[/URL]

[QUOTE=DuckHed;1969864]Saw this one back in the summer. I doubt if she is the girl in those pics. She's a pretty good size AA woman, I'll say about 5-9 or 5-10.She was supposed to do deep tissue massage but had no fucking idea what she was doing. HJ ending was lousy too. Paid for 1 hr, was there for Half. There is no way she's CMT; upscale my ass. Steer away!

[URL]http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/visiting-real-cmt-upscale-tantra-massage-and-prostate-fetish-friendly-30/9226800[/URL][/QUOTE

Just about every "massage/body rub" provider that advertises their services more than a Franklin have been flops in my opinion. They travel around for a reason, if they get just one massage a day they get their room and food paid for. Plus they are probably not getting repeat clients in their hometown

[QUOTE=DuckHed;1969864]Saw this one back in the summer. I doubt if she is the girl in those pics. She's a pretty good size AA woman, I'll say about 5-9 or 5-10.She was supposed to do deep tissue massage but had no fucking idea what she was doing. HJ ending was lousy too. Paid for 1 hr, was there for Half. There is no way she's CMT; upscale my ass. Steer away!

[URL]http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/visiting-real-cmt-upscale-tantra-massage-and-prostate-fetish-friendly-30/9226800[/URL][/QUOTE

Just about every "massage/body rub" provider that advertises their services more than a Franklin have been flops in my opinion. They travel around for a reason, if they get just one massage a day they get their room and food paid for. Plus they are probably not getting repeat clients in their hometown

If they already have one to show it in their ad pictures. If I want an escort I will get that under escort ads. If I want a massage I want it done on a real massage table and I want a real massage table with a smile ending. I call 10 of these girls and usually 9 out of 10 have no table. WTF.

I like the fact that you think these girl's are professional enough to have a table. Hell, give me the option of a table and laying on the bed, and I'm choosing the bed. Fuck that hard ass table.

[QUOTE=SilverDawg;1973413]If they already have one to show it in their ad pictures. If I want an escort I will get that under escort ads. If I want a massage I want it done on a real massage table and I want a real massage table with a smile ending. I call 10 of these girls and usually 9 out of 10 have no table. WTF.[/QUOTE]

[URL]http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/tranquil-atmosphere-amazing-massage-beautiful-therapist/9087149[/URL]

I know it's tempting, but you'll be heartbroken if you want more than a lame massage.

[QUOTE=Skooch;1957059]Saw Jennifer the last 2 visits. Very attractive, great DD naturals, decent massage, on the flip Russian, CBJ which was excellent, her spread on table me standing, then doggie and finished cowgirl. $60 plus $120 Definitely will repeat and have! Likes to talk dirty as well.[/QUOTE]I've seen Jennifer a few times now and have always had good service. Waiting for the budget to recover from Christmas before I go back again.

Anybody else surprised Bali hasn't popped back up somewhere else yet? Things are getting pretty dry around here. I really miss them.

Guys who know my Ace, go see her before she leaves on a three week vacation. She's here for one more week.

If you don't know my ace, don't ask me. I've shared with ones I trust. Hate to be that way but Birmingham is dry.

[QUOTE=TideLover;1968586]I did have a "true tantra session" by a lady in NOLA, it was when first began mongering, I thought it was awesome experience. I seen few others that claim to do tantra and is nowhere what I experienced the first time. Summer was one that claimed to do tantric session but was nothing more than a sensual rub down. I've gotten burned several times recently paying more than I should for massages. Seems like the best massages I've had have been less than a Franklin with tip.

I am just going to stick with my ace here in Birmingham, tired of wasting money for shitty massage and no he for lots of $.[/QUOTE]I saw a lady specializing in tantra a few years back and it was amazing. An excellent massage, enjoyable and informative conversation, and an educational tantric session. I was able to see her a few times before she changed careers and I never had a less than perfect session with her. All of that for half of what these traveling gurus are charging. If you can find a true tantric provider that's local, use her, but otherwise, I'd have to see someone's TOFTT before I invested that kind of money.

[QUOTE=Zodrocket;1992520]I saw a lady specializing in tantra a few years back and it was amazing. An excellent massage, enjoyable and informative conversation, and an educational tantric session. I was able to see her a few times before she changed careers and I never had a less than perfect session with her. All of that for half of what these traveling gurus are charging. If you can find a true tantric provider that's local, use her, but otherwise, I'd have to see someone's TOFTT before I invested that kind of money.[/QUOTE]Most tantra providers don't travel, some do but I've seen a few that come through Birmingham and all been waste of money except the lady from NOLA. Atl seems to have one, but she's high dollars. True tantra is awesome tho.

[QUOTE=TideLover;1995998]Most tantra providers don't travel, some do but I've seen a few that come through Birmingham and all been waste of money except the lady from NOLA. Atl seems to have one, but she's high dollars. True tantra is awesome tho.[/QUOTE]Yep, the one I saw had a studio on the Gulf Coast and an established business. None of this fly by night BS.

I need a good, serious massage, with a release at the end. Any help would be greatly appreciated.

Thanks, smoke.

Anybody know where Zu Li has gone? I know these girls disappear, but she was a gem, best ever massage, of course nothing else. But was totally worth it. Friendly, cute, seemed to really enjoy time with me.

Recently went ahead and had a massage with * l didn't get her name. Decent massage, but constantly asking about tips. A total turn off.

Anybody recommend a new place?

I've been in there, and it doesn't look like the place for a happy ending, but there are a bunch of reviews of it on RubMaps (that I can't read, not being a paid member), but does someone know something I don't?

[QUOTE=Jaymack;2002815]I've been in there, and it doesn't look like the place for a happy ending, but there are a bunch of reviews of it on RubMaps (that I can't read, not being a paid member), but does someone know something I don't?[/QUOTE]So Rule #1 for filtering out "our kind" of spa... If they advertise on the Rick and Bubba Show, chances are it's not "our kind of spa."

[QUOTE=Jaymack;2002815]I've been in there, and it doesn't look like the place for a happy ending, but there are a bunch of reviews of it on RubMaps (that I can't read, not being a paid member), but does someone know something I don't?[/QUOTE]It's a chick place day spa. Nothing more.

Figured as much, but you never know. Both Sisters and Healing Touch did a lot to pass themselves off as places where no extras were available; my first Sisters visit, Selena told me not to tell one of the other girls about the extras, because she knew nothing of it. I knew it was an extreme long shot, but I've learned that anything is possible.

Healing Touch did nothing of the sort to make you believe no extras were available. The first time I went when they were at the old location I got big Pam and as soon as she came in she removed the towel and on the flip rub a little around the knee and then just proceeded to grab it and pound away at it. No "what would you like?" or "anywhere else you want me to rub?" No sir, she just took matters in her own hand. And I had went in there for a legit massage knowing nothing about the place. I think I had everyone that worked there at one time or another and they were not shy about throwing extras out.

[QUOTE=Jaymack;2005289]Figured as much, but you never know. Both Sisters and Healing Touch did a lot to pass themselves off as places where no extras were available; my first Sisters visit, Selena told me not to tell one of the other girls about the extras, because she knew nothing of it. I knew it was an extreme long shot, but I've learned that anything is possible.[/QUOTE]

Where is this Healing Touch place and who do I need to ask for. I'd love a great massage with a happy ending.

Well business must be good. I got turned away at VIP today. Damn things are dry around here!

Healing Touch I believe moved to Morris and / or closed but I'm not sure. What about Oriental Healing in Homewood, anything worth going for there?

[QUOTE=SpiderMan;2006405]Healing Touch did nothing of the sort to make you believe no extras were available. The first time I went when they were at the old location I got big Pam and as soon as she came in she removed the towel and on the flip rub a little around the knee and then just proceeded to grab it and pound away at it. No "what would you like?" or "anywhere else you want me to rub?" No sir, she just took matters in her own hand. And I had went in there for a legit massage knowing nothing about the place. I think I had everyone that worked there at one time or another and they were not shy about throwing extras out.[/QUOTE]Agreed. If you thought nothing was going to happen at HT or Sisters, you don't pick up signs well.

[QUOTE=AlfredeNewman4;2006455]Where is this Healing Touch place and who do I need to ask for. I'd love a great massage with a happy ending.[/QUOTE]It's way out in the Morris area now, and Pam is the only one working there.