Massage Parlor Reports

Interesting reading your thoughts. I am from New Jersey and we have had our share of AMP busts recently. Although we cannot prove USASG was responsible, the data here certainly helped LE as they hit only the most enjoyable(FS) locations. I agree it is a good idea to keep public information to a minimum and not post the very graphic reports.

All this conservatism is causing me a problem since I am in Orlando, on International Drive for almost a week and I would like some guidance on locations and pricing.

PM details please. I don't need specifics as to provider name etc. Olny need to know the address, average quality of staff and an idea of services and prices.

Much appreciated:
'bare

I tried NT again and just wanted to report no problems what-so-ever. Got the full one hour. However, I think I was the only customer the entire time. I like this staff better than all except for Lilly and Mae (formerly of Ginza) who were equivalent to those at NT. I think Lilly is still at Ginza.

Green Tea Massage is good, it used to be 7 Spa, $80 for the hour, includes TS.

[QUOTE=Nobull1]I tried NT again and just wanted to report no problems what-so-ever. Got the full one hour. However, I think I was the only customer the entire time. I like this staff better than all except for Lilly and Mae (formerly of Ginza) who were equivalent to those at NT. I think Lilly is still at Ginza.[/QUOTE]

Last phone call I made to Ginza it was Lilly who answered.

I had appt NT. I decided to 90 minute massage and scrub! She included the scrub as part of the 90 minute which was upseting to me because it was $50 more for the scrub! Nevertheless, it was ok massage. and I did get full 90 minutes. One other thing upset me is she kept on coming out to meet other customers. Other than that I it was good massage. I will never get scrub, that is a waste of money I rather pay for 90 miniutes instead!

One of the best professional massages I have had in a long time. However, must sign a waiver before come in. You can not ask or suggest anything "inapproaite" or they will stop session and will have you to leave. No problem!! I don't care about all that!! What like about this place is it only 65h and your second visit is only 55h and the place is very clean. Plus, they know how to give really good professional massage.

The ladies are nice but they give worst massages, plus I think they are filming everyone in the rooms. I accidentally walk into a room that had 6 to 8 monitors. Becareful here! I been here 5 times just for the hell of it to see what its all about. Something does not feel right at this establishment. So I am not coming here anymore. (it snot LE I'm talking about!!!) Thesse ladies are not very good at giving massages. Well I will make you guys make your own conclusions.

I like a place where the women are independent. They can say yes and they can say no. If they want to give you a massage they can if they don't they can say no!
For example, I paid for the hour but wanted to leave early and did want the TS, but wanted her keep the && and gave a tip anyways. She said please stay she does want get in touble with the boss. I had to talk to the boss to tell him that she was very good to me!!!! That suck for her!!!!

Any has info Spa Sarenity it use to be A very nice place to go plus it is close to home for me?

[QUOTE=Film5947]I had appt NT. I decided to 90 minute massage and scrub! She included the scrub as part of the 90 minute which was upseting to me because it was $50 more for the scrub! Nevertheless, it was ok massage. and I did get full 90 minutes. One other thing upset me is she kept on coming out to meet other customers. Other than that I it was good massage. I will never get scrub, that is a waste of money I rather pay for 90 miniutes instead![/QUOTE]In recent reports I have been reading somewhat negative reports about NT and their scheduling problems many of you have had. Sorry to here. I had nothing but good experiences there and I think the staff is one of the best around. You get a decent massage and great looking therapists.

I consider myself a regular there among other places I also frequent since I visit there once every other week and I have never encountered a problem with scheduling or rushed service. My FAV therapist there is Tracy (nickname she uses) and I always schedule a 90 minute session with her which is always very satisfying and rewarding, usually leave the place feeling very relaxed.

In the years I been visiting there I have never had or been offered a scrub. They don't have a TS there. They have a shower but no TS. What kind of body scrub are offering? Is this some type of dry scrub or is it the same type of lotion scrub offered at some SPA's to remove the dead skin cells? I have had body scrubs at a few places I frequent which offer this service and it is usually great but it has always been as part or associated with the TS.

Has anybody else experienced this $50 Scrub? Was it worth it? Film5947 is right I would be pretty pissed off if I paid $50 extra for a scrub and they jam it into a session you already paid for. For $50 extra it better carry it's own time.

Stay Kool

It's Brutal out there.

DK

[QUOTE=Dr Kool]


In the years I been visiting there I have never had or been offered a scrub.

Has anybody else experienced this $50 Scrub?
Stay Kool

It's Brutal out there.

DK[/QUOTE]

I've been three times. Never heard of a scrub there.

[QUOTE=Nobull1]I've been three times. Never heard of a scrub there.[/QUOTE]Next time you go there ask for the scrub. They will take out menu and they will show their prices on everything. Plus it's on the whiteboard. Just take a look. It says, "ask about our hot aroma therapy for &10 and/or bodyscrub for $50. They use this sand type of paper to scrub your skin. Its not like a TS. This is more like they do at those spas where they put that sand crap on you and massage your skin with it to take away the dead skin skin from your body. They take bucket in the room with them and a hot towel to get your skin moist. Then thay take the wet sand and massage into our skin. It feel o.k. but not my kind of thing. After that she tell you to take a shower to get the rest of the sand crap off of you.

Just to repeat myself it is not a TS. They actually give you a body scrub. I don't recommend it!!!!!

Hey my fellow hobbyists,

I don't want to beat a dead horse, just want to let you know that I did not mean to cause havoc with the comment I made on report #1535 about being a little less graphic in our reports cause it gets the therapist in hot water. I was simply trying to highlight that detailed and graphic reporting in more ways than not defeats the purpose of why we are reporting in the first place.

I for one have been in this hobby for many years and don't really need anyone to guide me to a place to get my rocks off. I have done pretty good on my own at finding good places that provide the services I need and am looking for. In short I don't read this forum to get sex I know where to go for that. Yes Yes I know someone said this is the USASexGuide, well of course how stupid of me... But I will add it's the USASexGuide but it is the Massage Parlor Reports section of the guide and in this section if you haven't figured it out already you get Massage Parlor related reports for any other types of reports go to the related section.

My comment was just to simply state a fact. I frequent many of the same places you fellow hobbyists frequent and many times with a different end result. but that is not the issue. I also frequent many places many of you hobbyists have given up on because the desired end result was not obtained. The funny thing is that the desired end result was not obtained not because the therapist does not provide it but because she did not want to put her job in jeopardy and her name or service made public or splattered on this forum which by the way she was well aware of it's existence and do not want to be a part of it.

There are many therapist who work in legit establishments who provide a desert menu but only to a select few because of fear of having their names splattered across this forum so in the end who losses. I know we should ignore our providers wishes and report every detail at the expense of those who service us because "We are here to share information at all cost so all of us fellow hobbyists can all get our rocks off and live in this happily ever after little world of ours called the USASexGuide".

Many with whom I have shared info via PM have frequented the places I am talking about and know what the deal is. "Hey Dude I reach a new level with our FAV Russian thanks" That comment my not mean anything to many but much to whom it was intended.

I for one don't care what and how anybody writes or reports. I got my good places I frequent both legit and non and they are not closing down anytime soon. I for one don't rely on this forum for info I just look at it as a form of entertainment. So it does me no harm what anyone writes or doesn't write. I been doing this a long time and know my way through the hoops Hey I was not trying to tell anyone how to report or what to say, we live in a country where there is freedom of speech "I Believe". So go on say it as you want when you want cause in the end it will only hurt your own purpose. Some posted the following [QUOTE=Sponge Worthy] "Places come and go. Change is the nature of things and you can't sit on your fingers afraid to type a report for fear of a good thing going away. It's GOING to happen someday. I used to love going to Xanadu in Brevard. Hell, 20 years ago it seemed like you could wet your dick in any place open in Brevard. That's not the case any more. Things changed, and it wasn't just because someone, somewhere wrote a report.

You can write or omit whatever you please. I'm simply providing my opinion that reports that don't communicate useful information out of fear of tipping off LEO are useless to everyone. Why even bother if you're not going to say something useful in your report?"[/QUOTE] Fine I respect your opinion but it doesn't mean we have to speed up the process by being so graphic and detailed in our reports. I believe we are all adults here on this forum, we all know how to read between the lines... And that is my opinion!!

[QUOTE=Sponge Worthy] "So while I agree that the discussion here doesn't need to be overly graphic, we do need to provide some essential details IF the purpose is to share with each other. We're here for us, guys, not them. That sounds cold, but that's the purpose of the forum - to find people and places that provide the service we desire."[/QUOTE] Well said it does sound "COLD" but lets not be so selfish and egotistic and forget that even though "You are here for You" and not them "They are the Providers who Service Us" and without "Them" we might as well pick up a $7 "Skin Magazine" at our local newsstand and beat the cat.

Please note that I'm also speaking general terms, not about you or any specific report you've written. Exerts from reports were used only to highlight the point I am trying to get across.

Stay Kool

It is brutal out there

DK

[QUOTE=Dr Kool]In recent reports I have been reading somewhat negative reports about NT and their scheduling problems many of you have had. Sorry to here. I had nothing but good experiences there and I think the staff is one of the best around. You get a decent massage and great looking therapists.

I consider myself a regular there among other places I also frequent since I visit there once every other week and I have never encountered a problem with scheduling or rushed service. My FAV therapist there is Tracy (nickname she uses) and I always schedule a 90 minute session with her which is always very satisfying and rewarding, usually leave the place feeling very relaxed.

In the years I been visiting there I have never had or been offered a scrub. They don't have a TS there. They have a shower but no TS. What kind of body scrub are offering? Is this some type of dry scrub or is it the same type of lotion scrub offered at some SPA's to remove the dead skin cells? I have had body scrubs at a few places I frequent which offer this service and it is usually great but it has always been as part or associated with the TS.

Has anybody else experienced this $50 Scrub? Was it worth it? Film5947 is right I would be pretty pissed off if I paid $50 extra for a scrub and they jam it into a session you already paid for. For $50 extra it better carry it's own time.

Stay Kool

It's Brutal out there.

DK[/QUOTE]
Unless it they changed it lately, it's a bucket with water then she scrubs you little by little with a towel and soap, nothing glorious about it. I never repeat it.
CIU

I had a dream that I called Ginza really late but was still suggested to visit. Arrived at 12am on the dot and was by a tall and sexy woman. TS was good, the massage was ok and left with a smile. Shocked to still walk in right at closeing, but I guess things have been slow. I will dream again one day.

Hey guys,

I would tend to agree with Dr. Kool, NoBull, etc. Info here is extremely useful, but it can have the exact opposite effect in the wrong hands. I have spent thousand$$$ and many months in trial and error to find the places I like the most before I ran across this site. My first post, I was a little nieve, and afterwards, thought I had posted a little too much. Shortly after, another member went to the same place, saw the same girl and got NADA. Said the place sucked. Good! Hope it was Leo. I went back a few weeks later and all good. I had read a lot about Mae here and intended to give her a try, but now she is gone. Also NT sounded intruiging, but then the Longwood busts, and seemed like everything went to crap. If they are going to harrass our beloved providers, nothing we can do about it. Just drive down OBT and you can see that they apparently have the resources with all the patrol cars out there. I just say don't make it easy for them. With budget cuts like they are, it is too easy for them to RTFF and know exactly where to go and who to ask for, at minimum expense. Let the fuckers TOFTT like we've done. I think most members here read between the lines pretty well. It also seems like the most graphic posts are probably either bs, or the person just likes to "stroke" his own "ego" (probably while he is typing the report). I know people are going to do their own thing, no matter the consequenses, but let's please use a little tact so as not to ruin a good thing. Remember that not only can you f**k it up for your fellow brethren, but you can facilitate helping the other side. This sport is a bit of an addiction, and if you screw it up in O town, that is just that much further you have to travel to find a "new" place and then start the search all over again. Again, I have gotten some really excellent info from you guys and it is greatly appreciated and hope it continues on for a long, long time. I don't see anything wrong with posting a decent report in moderation and letting people PM you if they are interested, then you can weed out possible undesirables. With what has happened on the streets lately, and with CL ripoffs and setups, the AMP's are one of the last safe havens around. I certainly mean no disrespect to anyone by my comments and don't want to sound like a know it all, but if you look at the overall picture, hopefully you would agree. As long as there is a demand, there will be a supply, so the only question is the QUALITY. Remember, we're all in this together.

Stay safe.

Well. I'll never go back there again. What used to be my favorite (and only) massage parlor has turned into a complete waste of money.

The last two times. No HE, but my biggest complaint: bad massage, especially the latest.

When I arrived, a new girl answered the door. Asked if I'd been there before. I said yes. A 10-minute wait later (no other customers that I could tell) and this overweight Asian woman comes in. Asks several more times, have I been there before. How many times. Did I know Lilly. I'm figuring she's feeling me out. The massage hurt more than it felt good. She put her ENTIRE weight into it. Which was quite a bit of weight. Her feet were so huge and dry. It was a turn off. The massage was sloppy and although she rubbed her body against me. It wasn't the good kind. The end of the massage included her manipulating my legs and then sitting on me for a minute or so. I was in pain. But sometimes a hard massage is good. Not this time.

Then the topper. She asked me to turn over. There is some light touch of the happy place. Then she asks again. Have I been there before. Then she made a motion with her hand. Had I ever gotten a HE. I said yes. I offered that I'd had it many times but not the last time. She asked why. I said I didn't know. Then she asked how much I normally tip. I said $20 and she gave me an ugly look and shook her head no. She then said "And you won't be getting one this time either. " I said fine. I actually was so turned off by her anyway. That I wasn't hard. I almost asked if I could just leave.

Gross. Rude. Not worth the money. From my favorite spot to my "never go there again" spot. What a shame.

Paranoia runs rampant here. Fine. Be vague and elusive. Let others read between the lines. I honestly don't think it makes a bit of difference to LEO. If you're talking about a place, whether revealing details or not, then it's enough to raise their interest to go check it out on their own.

Basically, all this subterfuge is less effective than you think and mostly just deprives others of some enjoyment while the opportunity is there. The cops will continue to bust these places, things will dry up for a while, and then they will re-open. The cycle repeats. Your posts on this forum just aren't that important in the grand scheme because it's been going on longer than this board has been around.

My opinion is simple. If you're not providing information in your report, then you're just bragging.

Personally, I think this discussion is good. I'm pleased to see the different points of view and have the opportunity to bring different writing styles to the surface. While I haven't advocated graphic information, I do fully support reporting with useful information.

[QUOTE=Sponge Worthy]Paranoia runs rampant here. Fine. Be vague and elusive. Let others read between the lines. I honestly don't think it makes a bit of difference to LEO. If you're talking about a place, whether revealing details or not, then it's enough to raise their interest to go check it out on their own.

Basically, all this subterfuge is less effective than you think and mostly just deprives others of some enjoyment while the opportunity is there. The cops will continue to bust these places, things will dry up for a while, and then they will re-open. The cycle repeats. Your posts on this forum just aren't that important in the grand scheme because it's been going on longer than this board has been around.

My opinion is simple. If you're not providing information in your report, then you're just bragging.

Personally, I think this discussion is good. I'm pleased to see the different points of view and have the opportunity to bring different writing styles to the surface. While I haven't advocated graphic information, I do fully support reporting with useful information.[/QUOTE]

My dear partner in the clan remember Confusius said
"What the superior man seeks is in himself, what the ordinary man seeks, is in others"

Just food for thought,
CIU

[QUOTE=Sponge Worthy]

My opinion is simple. If you're not providing information in your report, then you're just bragging.
[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=CoolinUSA]My dear partner in the clan remember Confusius said
"What the superior man seeks is in himself, what the ordinary man seeks, is in others"

Just food for thought,
CIU[/QUOTE]

Not everyone brags, Sponge, some just babel.

Let's look at this latest bust. As far as I know, the five AMPs in Longwood were the only ones busted this last time. Before that, the Orlando busts and the bust that shut down Spa Serenity the first time were focused on possible links to organized crime.

The Longwood busts were caused by the operators of the two new AMPs opening up in a block or two of the long-established AMPs on SR434. When East-West put up that sign promising showers and relaxation, I knew it was only a matter of time before she would be busted. Four AMPs in row made that strip look like a real red light row of fun houses. The AMP east of there was busted only because it was in Longwood. The operators of the two new AMPs were dumb and everybody paid for it.

But, the locations in Casselberry and Altamonte weren't busted as far as I know. Ginza was never busted, were they? It appears that the busts were a local, community effort. Now, Ginza will probably never come back to the level that it once was, paranoia has set in there and that will take a long time to fade.

All the AMP names have shown up in this forum since I've been a member - besides, if a guy can't recognize an AMP when he sees it, he is interested in a "legitimate" massage, as some people claim on this forum. Ha, Ha, sure they are.

I haven't posted recently because they won't let me out of the nursing home, but I'm making plans to sneak off to Rainbow Spa this week, I have friends there, and I'll let you know how it goes.

RN

[QUOTE=CoolinUSA]My dear partner in the clan remember Confusius said
"What the superior man seeks is in himself, what the ordinary man seeks, is in others"

Just food for thought,
CIU[/QUOTE]

If you're going to quote the man, at least do him the courtesy of spelling his name correctly. To the extent that Master K'ung asked that we do not expect of others that which we do not expect of ourselves, I'm following his path.

[QUOTE=Ron News]
I haven't posted recently because they won't let me out of the nursing home, but I'm making plans to sneak off to Rainbow Spa this week, I have friends there, and I'll let you know how it goes.

RN[/QUOTE]

Well, I wish you success in whatever you seek to find. I haven't even had the chance to get out lately due to other commitments, but I have a couple of places in mind to try. Perhaps this weekend.

[QUOTE=Ron News]Not everyone brags, Sponge, some just babel.


Ginza was never busted, were they?


RN[/QUOTE]

Yes, I think they were. Someone reported here of Lilly being very upset, saying something like, "I didn't do it." I asked her this weekend if the cops visited. Her reply was, "everybody."

[QUOTE=Newto Otown]

The massage hurt more than it felt good. She put her ENTIRE weight into it. Which was quite a bit of weight. Her feet were so huge and dry. It was a turn off. The massage was sloppy and although she rubbed her body against me. It wasn't the good kind. The end of the massage included her manipulating my legs and then sitting on me for a minute or so. I was in pain. But sometimes a hard massage is good. Not this time.

[/QUOTE]

I had the same provider last week. Same results. Most heavy handed massage I've ever experienced. Lot of pain. Saw Lilly a few days later. She's still Lilly: sweet, beautiful, and competent. I will continue to see Lilly.

I had the exact experience at Ginza about a month ago. Worst massage. Jerking and pulling on my legs. Slapping the bottoms of my feet. I think she was paying me back for going to Viet Nam. I will never go back.

[QUOTE=Sponge Worthy]If you're going to quote the man, at least do him the courtesy of spelling his name correctly. To the extent that Master K'ung asked that we do not expect of others that which we do not expect of ourselves, I'm following his path.[/QUOTE]

Pardon my "interpretation" of the "spelling of his name" but perhaps it's not only me perhaps the Stanford Encyclopedia needs your expertise, my honorable Sponge [url]http://plato.stanford.edu/entries/confucius/[/url]

Relax my friend there was no pun intended I just wrote that to alleviate the tension... you are still the man

Major bump on Ginza. I will never return. I wasn't sure I'd make it out alive after my last visit. I was greeted at the door by a heavy Asian woman who liked to give me a look like, "are you LE?" many many many many many times. She left me standing in the front for a good 5 min which I absolutely hate. Then lots of questioning until she stepped into a room with Lilly and came back out saying, "Lilly says you are good man." Then she acted as slutty as a big cow can act.

The absolute worst part was the massage, if you can call it that. It started out with ice cold lotion being slapped on me and then smeared around, not rubbed or massaged. It was as if she were doing this for the first time. Then suddenly she would clamp down on a muscle and just squeeze the shit out of it. Then she'd lay on top of me. Several times actually. It was as if a buffalo suddenly decided to take a nap on top of me. It was horrible, but there was more to come. I don't know where the hell she came up with this but she would take her heavy weight fighter hands and make them into a fist and then drive them into my skull. I swear I almost stood up and punched her in her fat head.

Now just imagine this over weight woman with size 12 feet crawling up on the table to walk on your back. Hell I thought my shoulder was going to come out of joint when she landed on it.

Oh let's get to the hot rocks... First two scalding rocks were placed in the center of my back. Then they were taken away and cold dry rocks were used to rub all over me. I swear this woman is either the worst masseuse or she really hates men.

No negotiation at the end for me. Straight to it, but I don't know how you can call it a happy ending if you feel like you had a tooth knocked out and two arms broken. I went here because my back was killing me and I really needed a massage. I left with everything killing me.

The worst.

[QUOTE=Moonlightbiker] Straight to it, but I don't know how you can call it a happy ending if you feel like you had a tooth knocked out and two arms broken. I went here because my back was killing me and I really needed a massage. I left with everything killing me.

The worst.[/QUOTE]

Sounds your happy ending was that you were happy the experience ended.

CB

I think after all th reviews I would have tried to find a better place. Is this place always been this bad or is just something going on at this particular time? Its sad as the MP are falling apart at the seams. I only know of 1 or 2 I can recommend.

Happy Hunting..


[QUOTE=Moonlightbiker]Major bump on Ginza. I will never return. I wasn't sure I'd make it out alive after my last visit. I was greeted at the door by a heavy Asian woman who liked to give me a look like, "are you LE?" many many many many many times. She left me standing in the front for a good 5 min which I absolutely hate. Then lots of questioning until she stepped into a room with Lilly and came back out saying, "Lilly says you are good man." Then she acted as slutty as a big cow can act.

The absolute worst part was the massage, if you can call it that. It started out with ice cold lotion being slapped on me and then smeared around, not rubbed or massaged. It was as if she were doing this for the first time. Then suddenly she would clamp down on a muscle and just squeeze the shit out of it. Then she'd lay on top of me. Several times actually. It was as if a buffalo suddenly decided to take a nap on top of me. It was horrible, but there was more to come. I don't know where the hell she came up with this but she would take her heavy weight fighter hands and make them into a fist and then drive them into my skull. I swear I almost stood up and punched her in her fat head.

Now just imagine this over weight woman with size 12 feet crawling up on the table to walk on your back. Hell I thought my shoulder was going to come out of joint when she landed on it.

Oh let's get to the hot rocks... First two scalding rocks were placed in the center of my back. Then they were taken away and cold dry rocks were used to rub all over me. I swear this woman is either the worst masseuse or she really hates men.

No negotiation at the end for me. Straight to it, but I don't know how you can call it a happy ending if you feel like you had a tooth knocked out and two arms broken. I went here because my back was killing me and I really needed a massage. I left with everything killing me.

The worst.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=R Consultant]I think after all th reviews I would have tried to find a better place. Is this place always been this bad or is just something going on at this particular time? Its sad as the MP are falling apart at the seams. I only know of 1 or 2 I can recommend.

Happy Hunting..[/QUOTE]

In case you didn't know, it was the person, not the place who gave you the bad service. Lilly at Ginza is still good.

[QUOTE=R Consultant]I think after all th reviews I would have tried to find a better place. Is this place always been this bad or is just something going on at this particular time? Its sad as the MP are falling apart at the seams. I only know of 1 or 2 I can recommend.

Happy Hunting..[/QUOTE]

The place used to be great but, even before the bust, has been headed down hill for a while. Even with Lilly, who is very good but not great, they were still dealing with being dirty, too cold, and a bit sloppy when it comes to leaving the door open some and the lights up to high. But now this new woman has taken them to a new low. Somebody is going to get hurt by this beast.

Its getting close to summer time and I start heading to Orlando to spend some money at the parks and I like to know where I can spend some night time hours. So thanks for the clarification as we all would like to know the do's and dont's and stay the heck away.

Happy Hunting..

[QUOTE=Nobull1]In case you didn't know, it was the person, not the place who gave you the bad service. Lilly at Ginza is still good.[/QUOTE]

I hit up a place on Semoran, near where Ginza is, but a bit farther up the road. Didn't manage to catch the name of the place, but they had "Oriental Therapy" or something similar on the door. Neon lights, as well.

Went in, paid the door fee. They had a TS, which I always enjoy. Never caught the name of my therapist (I really need to pay more attention to these things! ), but she did a decent job cleaning me up, though I had to wash the undercarriage myself.

Went to the massage room, disrobed and we began. Massage was decent, not bad but nothing to write home about. I flipped over and she gave me a nice front massage. Had to direct her hands to make sure she got to a sore spot I had, but once she found it she did an excellent job relieving the pressure and tightness there.

I tipped. 2, thanked her and was on my way. Nice place, like the TS (my only gripe about NT is the lack of a TS), and good massage. Would repeat in a pinch.

[QUOTE=Moonlightbiker]The place used to be great but, even before the bust, has been headed down hill for a while. But now this new woman has taken them to a new low. Somebody is going to get hurt by this beast.[/QUOTE]


I agree, mostly with the second comment. It's not an exaggeration. If you go to Ginza, call ahead, ask for Lilly. They aren't very busy during the day. Don't waste your time or money on the other person (the heavy one).

[QUOTE=Moonlightbiker]Major bump on Ginza. I will never return. I wasn't sure I'd make it out alive after my last visit. I was greeted at the door by a heavy Asian woman who liked to give me a look like, "are you LE?" many many many many many times. She left me standing in the front for a good 5 min which I absolutely hate. Then lots of questioning until she stepped into a room with Lilly and came back out saying, "Lilly says you are good man." Then she acted as slutty as a big cow can act.

The absolute worst part was the massage, if you can call it that. It started out with ice cold lotion being slapped on me and then smeared around, not rubbed or massaged. It was as if she were doing this for the first time. Then suddenly she would clamp down on a muscle and just squeeze the shit out of it. Then she'd lay on top of me. Several times actually. It was as if a buffalo suddenly decided to take a nap on top of me. It was horrible, but there was more to come. I don't know where the hell she came up with this but she would take her heavy weight fighter hands and make them into a fist and then drive them into my skull. I swear I almost stood up and punched her in her fat head.

Now just imagine this over weight woman with size 12 feet crawling up on the table to walk on your back. Hell I thought my shoulder was going to come out of joint when she landed on it.

Oh let's get to the hot rocks... First two scalding rocks were placed in the center of my back. Then they were taken away and cold dry rocks were used to rub all over me. I swear this woman is either the worst masseuse or she really hates men.

No negotiation at the end for me. Straight to it, but I don't know how you can call it a happy ending if you feel like you had a tooth knocked out and two arms broken. I went here because my back was killing me and I really needed a massage. I left with everything killing me.

The worst.[/QUOTE]

I feel your pain, but this has to be one of the funniest posts I have read in a long time. Can't wait for your next post. Hope it is a good experience!

All,

Went to place near my work. Requested for different masseuse ahead of time, as this place is known for having bigger girls. Girl provided to me was relatively big, probably in her late 30's. She feels me out a bit about whether I have seen her before. I say I have but she doesn't remember me. Tells me I can remove drape if it makes me more comfortable, so I do. She uses hot oil and really works my inner thighs, almost rubbing my balls. Massage was ok on the back, nothing great, but better than many AMPs I have been to. Get to the flip, she asks if we did full body before. I say yes and she proceeds to tease for a while. Very nice, prolonged technique. Offered topless for additional tip. She was a larger woman (I would guess about 165-180 lbs) so she had big tits. I declined as I had only brought standard tip with me. She takes her shirt off anyway and lets me feel her tits through the bra. Finishes me off (this is about half way or 2/3 through my hour). Then proceeds to finish the massage. Very good technique on the shoulders and head. Very relaxed. When finished, took a shower (private in room showers) to get the oil off.

This is the best place I have experienced in terms of service and price. 65 for massage, . 35 tip. If the girls were better looking, it would be great. I have never heard of anyone on this forum even mention it either. Always available, never a wait. Most important thing is to call ahead and exclude particular masseuse, who is huge (unless that is your thing). PM me for particulars.

John

[QUOTE=CoolinUSA]Pardon my "interpretation" of the "spelling of his name" but perhaps it's not only me perhaps the Stanford Encyclopedia needs your expertise, my honorable Sponge [url]http://plato.stanford.edu/entries/confucius/[/url]

Relax my friend there was no pun intended I just wrote that to alleviate the tension... you are still the man[/QUOTE]

No worries on my part. I'm a compulsively anal speller. :) At any rate, I've beat this horse long enough and don't mean to hurt anyone's feelings.

Now how do I get in contact with the folks at Sanford? I'd like to try some of those California AMP joints.

Went to Lotus the other day, I was greeted at the door by a large gentleman, by the way he was very pleasant. I asked if Diva was there and she was so I paid and was led to a room. The massage was a good medium pressure then light pressure with Oil. Diva is a very nice girl who tries to please and does a great job. I would see her again when I go back.

Be careful out there syiffytwo

[QUOTE=John Terry]All,

Went to place near my work. Requested for different masseuse ahead of time, as this place is known for having bigger girls. Girl provided to me was relatively big, probably in her late 30's. She feels me out a bit about whether I have seen her before. I say I have but she doesn't remember me. Tells me I can remove drape if it makes me more comfortable, so I do. She uses hot oil and really works my inner thighs, almost rubbing my balls. Massage was ok on the back, nothing great, but better than many AMPs I have been to. Get to the flip, she asks if we did full body before. I say yes and she proceeds to tease for a while. Very nice, prolonged technique. Offered topless for additional tip. She was a larger woman (I would guess about 165-180 lbs) so she had big tits. I declined as I had only brought standard tip with me. She takes her shirt off anyway and lets me feel her tits through the bra. Finishes me off (this is about half way or 2/3 through my hour). Then proceeds to finish the massage. Very good technique on the shoulders and head. Very relaxed. When finished, took a shower (private in room showers) to get the oil off.

This is the best place I have experienced in terms of service and price. 65 for massage, . 35 tip. If the girls were better looking, it would be great. I have never heard of anyone on this forum even mention it either. Always available, never a wait. Most important thing is to call ahead and exclude particular masseuse, who is huge (unless that is your thing). PM me for particulars.

John[/QUOTE]

Does this place have a name, or should we guess?

[QUOTE=Gentleman 100]Does this place have a name, or should we guess? [/QUOTE]Sounds like winter park massage studio

Long time viewer first time poster here so sorry for holding back.

Yeah been there and don't like fat chicks. Just doesnt do it for me.

That place john is talking about is located in the park. The girl name is the same as a famous lesbian. I think we all have had a time or two with her. None of us were ever really proud enuff to brag about it.

Damn now I think of it I've had my share of "fuck, when this is over I'm never tellin a soul"

Uh-oh, was that TOOO much info?

[QUOTE=Savional1]That place john is talking about is located in the park. The girl name is the same as a famous lesbian. I think we all have had a time or two with her. None of us were ever really proud enuff to brag about it.

Damn now I think of it I've had my share of "fuck, when this is over I'm never tellin a soul"

Uh-oh, was that TOOO much info?[/QUOTE]

I had heard about said place from a masseus I used to go to regularly yrs.. ago, her name was Linda and she used to work from Her home on Semoran Blvd. Great chick but been gone for yrs.now.
She trained in said place.
So one night I decided to try it. I go in and the Co-Owner, the MOM (Sonny is gay) takes me back and I thought a girl was going to come in after her but Noooooooooo this was it!!

She proceed with great massage, a little rough to say the least but I real massage---don't ask about the HE I'm trying to block it out of my memory, but it did happen, I don't know how but it did happen O.M.G.----VS

I think I need a meeting---" Hello, My name is Very Slowly and I'm a sexaholic, I must be because a Great Grandma just gave me a Happy Ending"