Rants, Raves, and Opinions

[QUOTE=LadyShay69;4163416]I did forget to mention were the (Thief) is who stole my images is on them. I didn't use the report button because it wasn't a member here. I just wanted USA members to know because sometimes the may explore other venues and write about here. My apologies to all that I may have confused.

Kisses,

LadyShay69.

[blue]You don't have to be a member, provider accounts can report posts.

Stop talking about it, and report the post

A2[/blue][/QUOTE]Can we all get a clarifcation on which post this is so we can all make sure we don't do this please?

With all the attention that massage parlors are attracting from law enforcement nationwide, is there some component that I'm missing?? Are massage parlors fronts for ISIS or something? The amount of attention, resources, and personnel seem to have put " this menace " as #1 for local law enforcement nationwide. It's a comfort to know that we now have drugs, gangs, and armed violence under control that we can now concentrate all our resources and attention on the true scourge of society, massage parlors!! If I was a more skeptical person, I might surmise that this is a quick, easy and painless way of getting vast free publicity and our mugs in front of tv cameras waging this pointless " war ". Naw, it's legit!!

[QUOTE=CumHere;4165120]With all the attention that massage parlors are attracting from law enforcement nationwide, is there some component that I'm missing?? Are massage parlors fronts for ISIS or something? The amount of attention, resources, and personnel seem to have put " this menace " as #1 for local law enforcement nationwide. It's a comfort to know that we now have drugs, gangs, and armed violence under control that we can now concentrate all our resources and attention on the true scourge of society, massage parlors!! If I was a more skeptical person, I might surmise that this is a quick, easy and painless way of getting vast free publicity and our mugs in front of tv cameras waging this pointless " war ". Naw, it's legit!![/QUOTE]It may be that they are going after the easy quick busts. In the past they got federal money for human trafficking busts and the AMP's seem to be easy to link to that.

[QUOTE=CumHere;4165120]With all the attention that massage parlors are attracting from law enforcement nationwide, is there some component that I'm missing?? Are massage parlors fronts for ISIS or something? The amount of attention, resources, and personnel seem to have put " this menace " as #1 for local law enforcement nationwide. It's a comfort to know that we now have drugs, gangs, and armed violence under control that we can now concentrate all our resources and attention on the true scourge of society, massage parlors!! If I was a more skeptical person, I might surmise that this is a quick, easy and painless way of getting vast free publicity and our mugs in front of tv cameras waging this pointless " war ". Naw, it's legit!![/QUOTE]A lot of international trafficking is also linked to money laundering and the drug trade. I wouldn't be shocked if there's a big opioid bust tied to this investigation as well.

I saw a white, attractive, tall, long dark hair, with lingerie and heels for one & twen about 2 years ago. Found her on BP and went to a hh hotel incall. Really decent time. Both sides got what we expected from the meeting.

FF 2 years and I "caught up" with her again. Ummmmm excuse me! Two and fin for a H outcall. Bummer! Seems like this little birdie got used to you guys overfeeding her.

I get it, she's not on BP. But she sure as hell was! Twofin for BP girls? Not cool. Can't bring myself to do it.

[QUOTE=LuvNitdc5;4178356]I saw a white, attractive, tall, long dark hair, with lingerie and heels for one & twen about 2 years ago. Found her on BP and went to a hh hotel incall. Really decent time. Both sides got what we expected from the meeting.

FF 2 years and I "caught up" with her again. Ummmmm excuse me! Two and fin for a H outcall. Bummer! Seems like this little birdie got used to you guys overfeeding her.

I get it, she's not on BP. But she sure as hell was! Twofin for BP girls? Not cool. Can't bring myself to do it.[/QUOTE]Way to many of you guys have ruined it for me. HB. I use to be able to haggle a little and save a few bucks. If I was treated right tip on second time as long as service was good. Just because they have a nice package. Well its the service that counts. Today was even turned down by one due to my age. Enjoy them but don't overpay. HB.

[QUOTE=HornyBald341;4178641]Way to many of you guys have ruined it for me. HB. I use to be able to haggle a little and save a few bucks. [/QUOTE]I hate haggling and prefer providers who have a set price and don't negotiate, so the flip side is that people who constantly try to haggle cause some women to raise their prices to make up for having to come down occasionally or to price out the extreme bargain hunters. If I don't like their price, I just walk away.

From now on I am going to copyright any pictures I take to prevent unauthorized use. LOL Just kidding. But damn I am looking forward to summer.

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Reached out to her and she quoted my some outrageous numbers for visits. Something tells me that those pics are better looking than the girl who will open the door. Photoshop should be a crime. LOL.

[QUOTE=DaddyForYou;4181582]From now on I am going to copyright any pictures I take to prevent unauthorized use. LOL Just kidding. But damn I am looking forward to summer.

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I have a tight schedule with a small play window. If find a provider that's available for me and after we meet she fills my expections, to me it's worth the extra $. If that drives her self worth for the rest. As Sam Gerard says, "I don't care". This is a hobby for me, not a necesity. Hobbies cost money. All my bills are paid so what I do with my extra's is my choice and my business. Theres plenty of women out there that will take less if you haggle with them. Your choice if you go that route or not, but to have to read about the complaints about the "Big Spenders" driving up prices is getting old. The ecomomy is doing well right now. Get over it. I don't put what I donate anymore for 2 reasons. I don't want anyone to fuck up what deal I may have and 2 its between the woman and I. Geeze I pay 40 bucks for a haircut every 5 weeks cause the girl is hot and she rubs her titties on me when she's doing it, (pretty good cut too) imagine what I'd pay her if she let me at her vjayjay.

I'm JUST SAYIN.

[QUOTE=Ps1999;4193013]I have a tight schedule with a small play window. If find a provider that's available for me and after we meet she fills my expections, to me it's worth the extra $. If that drives her self worth for the rest. As Sam Gerard says, "I don't care". This is a hobby for me, not a necesity. Hobbies cost money. All my bills are paid so what I do with my extra's is my choice and my business. Theres plenty of women out there that will take less if you haggle with them. Your choice if you go that route or not, but to have to read about the complaints about the "Big Spenders" driving up prices is getting old. The ecomomy is doing well right now. Get over it. I don't put what I donate anymore for 2 reasons. I don't want anyone to fuck up what deal I may have and 2 its between the woman and I. Geeze I pay 40 bucks for a haircut every 5 weeks cause the girl is hot and she rubs her titties on me when she's doing it, (pretty good cut too) imagine what I'd pay her if she let me at her vjayjay.

I'm JUST SAYIN.[/QUOTE]Hook me up with your hair stylist! Haha.

Thank you! Someone had to say it. The "big spenders" getting criticised for how they choose to spend their money is getting old. It's not up to ANY of us to choose what these girls charge and what they think they're worth. Don't like their price, then move along.

In my experience, except a few very rare times, the lower the price the lower the quality. I don't want no big gut saggy tits waiting for the next fix lady who looks a decade older than she is. Some guys don't mind that. I'd rather pay a little more and actually thoroughly enjoy myself and the view. Haggling with a girl (disrespectful) will make her haggle her service quality as well, fair is fair eh?

I'd rather be on the womens good side, and you're not going to get there by nickle and diming them.

Here's to hoping the posts whining about how others spend their money end.

[QUOTE=Ps1999;4193013]I have a tight schedule with a small play window. If find a provider that's available for me and after we meet she fills my expections, to me it's worth the extra $. If that drives her self worth for the rest. As Sam Gerard says, "I don't care". This is a hobby for me, not a necesity. Hobbies cost money. All my bills are paid so what I do with my extra's is my choice and my business. Theres plenty of women out there that will take less if you haggle with them. Your choice if you go that route or not, but to have to read about the complaints about the "Big Spenders" driving up prices is getting old. The ecomomy is doing well right now. Get over it. I don't put what I donate anymore for 2 reasons. I don't want anyone to fuck up what deal I may have and 2 its between the woman and I. Geeze I pay 40 bucks for a haircut every 5 weeks cause the girl is hot and she rubs her titties on me when she's doing it, (pretty good cut too) imagine what I'd pay her if she let me at her vjayjay.

I'm JUST SAYIN.[/QUOTE]

We all have our own opinions, and we get to voice them. Not everyone is going to agree on everything, and that is the beautiful thing of a forum, where we can voice our opinions. Keep it clean, towards eachother, keep it fair, and have fun with it.

Do I get annoyed when the fat cats among us start throwing arround stacks at junkies? Ummm yes! Do I groan in exasperation when a girl now wants 4 x what she used to just a week or two ago? Hell yea! Am I angry at the guys with the fat cash? No, no, and no! They do what they want, just like the rest of us paupers. It is all part of the cycle and the hunt. I will find new girls, they will be priced out of my meager means, and repeat. I *****, the well off ***** back, etc. We all have to remember it is all in good fun. Remember, we all have stuck our dicks in in the same holes in these girls (not always the ones you might think) so we all are practically family.

[QUOTE=Ps1999;4193013]I have a tight schedule with a small play window. If find a provider that's available for me and after we meet she fills my expections, to me it's worth the extra $. If that drives her self worth for the rest. As Sam Gerard says, "I don't care". This is a hobby for me, not a necesity. Hobbies cost money. All my bills are paid so what I do with my extra's is my choice and my business. Theres plenty of women out there that will take less if you haggle with them. Your choice if you go that route or not, but to have to read about the complaints about the "Big Spenders" driving up prices is getting old. The ecomomy is doing well right now. Get over it. I don't put what I donate anymore for 2 reasons. I don't want anyone to fuck up what deal I may have and 2 its between the woman and I. Geeze I pay 40 bucks for a haircut every 5 weeks cause the girl is hot and she rubs her titties on me when she's doing it, (pretty good cut too) imagine what I'd pay her if she let me at her vjayjay.

I'm JUST SAYIN.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DaddyForYou;4181582]From now on I am going to copyright any pictures I take to prevent unauthorized use. LOL Just kidding. But damn I am looking forward to summer.

[URL]http://milwaukee.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/milwaukee-wi-female-escort-fun/841377233641[/URL][/QUOTE]She's not the only one I've seen using pics you've taken.

[QUOTE=Ps1999;4193013]I have a tight schedule with a small play window. If find a provider that's available for me and after we meet she fills my expections, to me it's worth the extra $. If that drives her self worth for the rest. As Sam Gerard says, "I don't care". This is a hobby for me, not a necesity. Hobbies cost money. All my bills are paid so what I do with my extra's is my choice and my business. Theres plenty of women out there that will take less if you haggle with them. Your choice if you go that route or not, but to have to read about the complaints about the "Big Spenders" driving up prices is getting old. The ecomomy is doing well right now. Get over it. I don't put what I donate anymore for 2 reasons. I don't want anyone to fuck up what deal I may have and 2 its between the woman and I. Geeze I pay 40 bucks for a haircut every 5 weeks cause the girl is hot and she rubs her titties on me when she's doing it, (pretty good cut too) imagine what I'd pay her if she let me at her vjayjay.

I'm JUST SAYIN.[/QUOTE]I travel all over the world and guys who pay more than market rate always seem to justify it the same way. It's my money I'll do what I want and they always subtly imply that it's too bad you can't keep up. All markets have expected norms, all of them, I don't care if it's for sweet crude oil or sweet tasty pussy, all markets have market rates. If you're paying more than market rate then you're being played. When I talk to guys who do it they always seem to be the simps that are trying to purchase affection more than sex. Not saying you are but just like you say "your choice if you want to go that route" I think it's yours to go your way. Why in the hell would you ever pay two hundred bucks for a pair of shoes you can buy for 80. I even know guys who insist on paying the chicks more than they charge.

As to the guys complaining, what he pays doesn't change what you pay, the chicks know the guys that do this are really buying financial domination and it won't effect your price so stop complaining about it.

Mis dos centavos.

A2.

[QUOTE=Admin2;4193152]I travel all over the world and guys who pay more than market rate always seem to justify it the same way. It's my money I'll do what I want and they always subtly imply that it's too bad you can't keep up. All markets have expected norms, all of them, I don't care if it's for sweet crude oil or sweet tasty pussy, all markets have market rates. If you're paying more than market rate then you're being played. When I talk to guys who do it they always seem to be the simps that are trying to purchase affection more than sex. Not saying you are but just like you say "your choice if you want to go that route" I think it's yours to go your way. Why in the hell would you ever pay two hundred bucks for a pair of shoes you can buy for 80. I even know guys who insist on paying the chicks more than they charge.

As to the guys complaining, what he pays doesn't change what you pay, the chicks know the guys that do this are really buying financial domination and it won't effect your price so stop complaining about it.

Mis dos centavos.

A2.[/QUOTE]From the women I've seen market rate is anywhere from 60 to 160. My point was more to my schedule for fun being a small window, if I find a woman that wants to meet with me after sending out 10 calls to others and hearing nothing back I'm not going to low ball her and lose out over 20 bucks. I'm not retired where I have that kind of time on my hands. At the same time I carry only what the donation is, the only time I don't is with my regs, with them yes I've broke the golden rule and feel bad about it.

And BTW the last pair of kicks I bought cost me 0, I used my Kohls cash.

My 2 cents.

[QUOTE=Admin2;4193152]I travel all over the world and guys who pay more than market rate always seem to justify it the same way. It's my money I'll do what I want and they always subtly imply that it's too bad you can't keep up. All markets have expected norms, all of them, I don't care if it's for sweet crude oil or sweet tasty pussy, all markets have market rates. If you're paying more than market rate then you're being played. When I talk to guys who do it they always seem to be the simps that are trying to purchase affection more than sex. Not saying you are but just like you say "your choice if you want to go that route" I think it's yours to go your way. Why in the hell would you ever pay two hundred bucks for a pair of shoes you can buy for 80. I even know guys who insist on paying the chicks more than they charge.

As to the guys complaining, what he pays doesn't change what you pay, the chicks know the guys that do this are really buying financial domination and it won't effect your price so stop complaining about it.

Mis dos centavos.

A2.[/QUOTE]Because I'd rather pay for Jordan's than have a pair of crusty Puma shoes.

When traveling around the world unless I'm going to an establishment where I can see the product before I buy I'm going to always try and get a higher end girl which means 100 an hour in Philippines or 80-120 in ColOmbia or even in Dominican 100 an hour.

But I get what you mean. If guys keep paying top dollar for mid level beef, then the eventual price will go up thinking it's prime level.

[QUOTE=Ps1999;4193358]From the women I've seen market rate is anywhere from 60 to 160. My point was more to my schedule for fun being a small window, if I find a woman that wants to meet with me after sending out 10 calls to others and hearing nothing back I'm not going to low ball her and lose out over 20 bucks. I'm not retired where I have that kind of time on my hands. At the same time I carry only what the donation is, the only time I don't is with my regs, with them yes I've broke the golden rule and feel bad about it.

And BTW the last pair of kicks I bought cost me 0, I used my Kohls cash.

My 2 cents.[/QUOTE]Prices vary on consumer Savy!

[QUOTE=JimmyChitWood;4193437]Because I'd rather pay for Jordan's than have a pair of crusty Puma shoes.

When traveling around the world unless I'm going to an establishment where I can see the product before I buy I'm going to always try and get a higher end girl which means 100 an hour in Philippines or 80-120 in ColOmbia or even in Dominican 100 an hour.

But I get what you mean. If guys keep paying top dollar for mid level beef, then the eventual price will go up thinking it's prime level.[/QUOTE]At times I have to remind myself this board is not the universe. We all know providers that see 4 - 10 guys per day. At most they have a handful of reviews here. They more than likely aren't raising their prices because one or two guys here overpay. They charge what overall traffic from STG or CityX ads supports. If the phone ain't ringing enough, if repeats aren't happening, the prices will drop regardless of what a couple of guys are doing.

P19.

Article in the Journal Saturday morning states that AirBnB is already booking homes / apartments for $1000 per night while the Dems are in town. Article further states the prices could go as high as $2000 per night and that a lot of high rollers will not bat an eye. Mmmmm. Wonder what else will be expensive.

[QUOTE=JimmyChitWood;4193437]Because I'd rather pay for Jordan's than have a pair of crusty Puma shoes.

When traveling around the world unless I'm going to an establishment where I can see the product before I buy I'm going to always try and get a higher end girl which means 100 an hour in Philippines or 80-120 in ColOmbia or even in Dominican 100 an hour.

But I get what you mean. If guys keep paying top dollar for mid level beef, then the eventual price will go up thinking it's prime level.[/QUOTE]As with most things you get what you pay for.

[QUOTE=DaddyForYou;4194634]Article in the Journal Saturday morning states that AirBnB is already booking homes / apartments for $1000 per night while the Dems are in town. Article further states the prices could go as high as $2000 per night and that a lot of high rollers will not bat an eye. Mmmmm. Wonder what else will be expensive.[/QUOTE]Traveling providers will pick up some demand. That said, if you really, really have to get some, it will cost you.

[QUOTE=DaddyForYou;4194634]Article in the Journal Saturday morning states that AirBnB is already booking homes / apartments for $1000 per night while the Dems are in town. Article further states the prices could go as high as $2000 per night and that a lot of high rollers will not bat an eye. Mmmmm. Wonder what else will be expensive.[/QUOTE]Yeah, going to be a lot of people around town looking to cash in. Including our favorite uncles. If I recall correctly; same thing for the Superbowl.

Seriously, in the last two months I have had 1 UTR Provider move to Vegas, 1 UTR get married, 1 UTR get pregnant by her boyfriend, 1 UTR stop answering her phone completely and another move to Florida to apparently get into Porn.

I don't like being nervous as to what could possibly happen. I like safe and knowing I'm not being set up.

Rant over.

1. A ton of people are going to be in town.

2. Professional dream subjects will follow the people trying to get a piece of the action.

3. The rules of supply and demand state that room prices are going to go up as there we be a lot of people visiting.

4. Same applies to the topics of our dreams.

The question becomes of how many of our local girls are going to be displaced by the lack of rooms, increased prices, and the affordability of whatever rooms are left:

- Are we going to experience flop houses at a new level?

- Are the girls going to more likely to outcall and overnight?

I understand that this site is here to gather and give info but can we, A) either do our homework, or B) Take One For The Team. I understand theres alot of new guys but read back a few pages or browse stg or cityx you can find alot of answers to your questions.

Thanks, and now back to your regularly scheduled whoring.

[QUOTE=DaddyForYou;4181582]From now on I am going to copyright any pictures I take to prevent unauthorized use. LOL Just kidding. But damn I am looking forward to summer.

[URL]http://milwaukee.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/milwaukee-wi-female-escort-fun/841377233641[/URL][/QUOTE]Dude has way too much time on his hands with a yard that looks that nice and this hobby. JFC!

[QUOTE=JimmyChitWood;4199514]Seriously, in the last two months I have had 1 UTR Provider move to Vegas, 1 UTR get married, 1 UTR get pregnant by her boyfriend, 1 UTR stop answering her phone completely and another move to Florida to apparently get into Porn.

I don't like being nervous as to what could possibly happen. I like safe and knowing I'm not being set up.

Rant over.[/QUOTE]That does not sound good. Makes you wonder how many of the others / posters that quit the business found someone, also how long it may last, they may want to get back to the variety or some side cash.

I second the statement and foreward it to the floor for a vote.

Not trying to tease the new guys to much, but, you all have to start putting in some work. Your first post should not be asking a question on this girl or that. I can certainly understand you might be nervous and concerned about this thing or that. We all have been there. The experienced guys on here have made mistakes, and some of have been pinched. We learn from our mistakes, pass along what we learned, and continue on. Hell I learned early on you have to look closely for that Adam's apple. So for you new guys, read up on the different threads, do some homework including the bickering amongst eachother, look through different ads, find one you like and trust, then pull the trigger. When you are done post your experiences. Then repeat.

After awhile feel free to start asking questions, and contribute to discussions. Just put the work in first.

[QUOTE=Ps1999;4200120]I understand that this site is here to gather and give info but can we, A) either do our homework, or B) Take One For The Team. I understand theres alot of new guys but read back a few pages or browse stg or cityx you can find alot of answers to your questions.

Thanks, and now back to your regularly scheduled whoring.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BigMilwaukee;4200665]I second the statement and foreward it to the floor for a vote.

Not trying to tease the new guys to much, but, you all have to start putting in some work. Your first post should not be asking a question on this girl or that. I can certainly understand you might be nervous and concerned about this thing or that. We all have been there. The experienced guys on here have made mistakes, and some of have been pinched. We learn from our mistakes, pass along what we learned, and continue on. Hell I learned early on you have to look closely for that Adam's apple. So for you new guys, read up on the different threads, do some homework including the bickering amongst eachother, look through different ads, find one you like and trust, then pull the trigger. When you are done post your experiences. Then repeat.

After awhile feel free to start asking questions, and contribute to discussions. Just put the work in first.[/QUOTE]Besides that it helps to be wary of the ones that look a tad manly and / or show pictures with their legs crossed / thighs tight together. The T / S tend to tuck it between and use those positions to "hide it". I have no problem asking them if they are when I see that. Some are open and no issues, some get offended and some will try to tease yo into seeing them. Blocking them helps.

When I first heard of review sites (the other one that you can only get supposedly thru Canada now).

I used to get a kick out of being the first one to review a provider! That being the case, I provided info.

Long before I asked, and I looked at others info on girls. Then one provider told me about this site, and I joined.

However, I did get "pinched " a few years ago. At the request of some of the mongers here, I posted all.

About it, (even though at the time I felt embarrassed) but if it helps others keep from being "pinched", It should.

Be worth it, and some have thanked me for the info. Not sure if it kept anyone from getting "pinched", but I know.

It outed some of the locations it happens. I have noticed after my last warnings about it going til the super bowl.

I see lake co did a couple busts after the super bowl in other areas of the county. I am not reposting any of it, but I.

Am sure with a little persistence, anyone can find it and read it. Be careful out there! This should tell you what my vote is BTW.

[QUOTE=BigMilwaukee;4200665]I second the statement and foreward it to the floor for a vote.

Not trying to tease the new guys to much, but, you all have to start putting in some work. Your first post should not be asking a question on this girl or that. I can certainly understand you might be nervous and concerned about this thing or that. We all have been there. The experienced guys on here have made mistakes, and some of have been pinched. We learn from our mistakes, pass along what we learned, and continue on. Hell I learned early on you have to look closely for that Adam's apple. So for you new guys, read up on the different threads, do some homework including the bickering amongst eachother, look through different ads, find one you like and trust, then pull the trigger. When you are done post your experiences. Then repeat.

After awhile feel free to start asking questions, and contribute to discussions. Just put the work in first.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=LoveSmallPerky;4200710]Besides that it helps to be wary of the ones that look a tad manly and / or show pictures with their legs crossed / thighs tight together. The T / S tend to tuck it between and use those positions to "hide it". I have no problem asking them if they are when I see that. Some are open and no issues, some get offended and some will try to tease yo into seeing them. Blocking them helps.[/QUOTE]When suspicion of TS, or that she is larger than photos, or some other issue I want to avoid, it sometimes helps to tell her that I'm "into that. " Don't just ask, but encourage her to confirm that she is a dude, or a fat girl, or whatever it is I want to avoid. Has helped her / him tell the whole story once or twice and I can move on.

Also, for some reason, "I love kissing" seems to be present in ads for a TS. No idea the reason but I've noticed it more times than not.

I have had about ten massages at six different Asian Massage Parlous over the last four months. My experiences are highly variable. I have a few questions after reading many of the posts on this website:

1) What is the normal tip for a fully draped massage at an AMP with no nudity, no happy ending, and no self-satisfaction?

2) Is it legal to get a massage when I am fully naked and exposed? For example: Is it legal for me to get my chest and stomach massaged while I am fully naked from the waist down if there is no touching of the genitals?

3) I have read on this website that some massage therapists get partially or fully naked during the massage. I have never had this happen during one of my massages. What am I doing wrong?

4) Why do some massage therapists suggest that I masturbate myself rather than getting a happy ending? Isn't masturbation under those circumstances also against the law?

5) If I do masturbate myself at the end of a massage am I supposed to give some kind of tip for them allowing me to jerk myself off?

6) I about about 50/50 getting happy endings but have never been offered a BJ or FS. I have asked for BJs several times and been rejected each time. Is there a reason for the rejection or am I just unlucky.

7) I would also be grateful for some guidance on tips per act and level of satisfaction.

Thank you.

[blue]I moved this post to the fight thread because

1. Either you're trolling

2. You spent zero time reading this forum and have no idea how much this post will piss guys off.

In either case it's here to save me future work.

Flame on

A2[/blue]

[QUOTE=SkSoccer;4232338]I have had about ten massages at six different Asian Massage Parlous over the last four months. My experiences are highly variable. I have a few questions after reading many of the posts on this website:

1) What is the normal tip for a fully draped massage at an AMP with no nudity, no happy ending, and no self-satisfaction?

2) Is it legal to get a massage when I am fully naked and exposed? For example: Is it legal for me to get my chest and stomach massaged while I am fully naked from the waist down if there is no touching of the genitals?

3) I have read on this website that some massage therapists get partially or fully naked during the massage. I have never had this happen during one of my massages. What am I doing wrong?

4) Why do some massage therapists suggest that I masturbate myself rather than getting a happy ending? Isn't masturbation under those circumstances also against the law?

5) If I do masturbate myself at the end of a massage am I supposed to give some kind of tip for them allowing me to jerk myself off?

6) I about about 50/50 getting happy endings but have never been offered a BJ or FS. I have asked for BJs several times and been rejected each time. Is there a reason for the rejection or am I just unlucky.

7) I would also be grateful for some guidance on tips per act and level of satisfaction.

Thank you.

[blue]I moved this post to the fight thread because

1. Either you're trolling

2. You spent zero time reading this forum and have no idea how much this post will piss guys off.

In either case it's here to save me future work.

Flame on

A2[/blue][/QUOTE]A2 You know us too well! If you would only give us a like button.

[QUOTE=SkSoccer;4232338]I have had about ten massages at six different Asian Massage Parlous over the last four months. My experiences are highly variable. I have a few questions after reading many of the posts on this website:

1) What is the normal tip for a fully draped massage at an AMP with no nudity, no happy ending, and no self-satisfaction?

2) Is it legal to get a massage when I am fully naked and exposed? For example: Is it legal for me to get my chest and stomach massaged while I am fully naked from the waist down if there is no touching of the genitals?

3) I have read on this website that some massage therapists get partially or fully naked during the massage. I have never had this happen during one of my massages. What am I doing wrong?

4) Why do some massage therapists suggest that I masturbate myself rather than getting a happy ending? Isn't masturbation under those circumstances also against the law?

5) If I do masturbate myself at the end of a massage am I supposed to give some kind of tip for them allowing me to jerk myself off?

6) I about about 50/50 getting happy endings but have never been offered a BJ or FS. I have asked for BJs several times and been rejected each time. Is there a reason for the rejection or am I just unlucky.

7) I would also be grateful for some guidance on tips per act and level of satisfaction.

Thank you.

[blue]I moved this post to the fight thread because

1. Either you're trolling

2. You spent zero time reading this forum and have no idea how much this post will piss guys off.

In either case it's here to save me future work.

Flame on

A2[/blue][/QUOTE]1. $20 give or take. I've gone much higher or lower based on the experience. Some tip nothing at all for no HE, but I can't roll with that. I'm friends with too many Chinese girls.

2. Not legal.

3. Hard to answer. Depends on many factors, including your power of persuasion, where you go, and who you get. If she frequently needs to leave the room to talk to the boss, or answer the door, it's harder to get their clothes off. I usually remove her leggings, but leave one leg in there, so the can get dressed real quick if she needs to.

4. Why? Beats the shIt out of me. I'm pretty sure the assisted-self-service where they are massaging your balls and probing Uranus is just as illegal as a real happy ending.

5. From posts I have read, I've noticed a lot of guys saying they tipped $25.

6. You're in Milwaukee. I've hardly ever gotten L2 or L3 in a parlor there. And when I did, it was usually somebody brand new who didn't know better. It's easier to find this in the Chicago area.

7. From what I'm seeing tip wise, 40 is minimum wage for barebones HE. If it's a good one, and especially if there's clothes coming off, a bit more. L2 I've seen 80 and 100. And L3 I've seen 90/100/ 120,140 asked for depending on the area, the place, etc. Gets pretty expensive really quick.

Is anybody coming up with a good alternative to Tum**r porn these days? Hope this post is ok with A2.

Not sure where to put this so I'm throwing it here. Admin, move if needed.

I find myself needing to save some cash for the remainder of the year. So unless I can get Kendall to give me a $20 BJ, I have to resort to porn and self finish.

(I'm still nervous about the streetwalker scene).

My question: Has anyone tried self milking their prostrate or just self tickling it?

I tried it once but I think that my finger might just be too short. I did not feel anything that was described on a web site.

I did find a few web sites that give advise but a lot of them are geared toward a partner doing it.

If you have done it, what was your experience? Did you use a toy? Was it worth it?

PM if you do not want to go public.

Thanks.

CB.

[QUOTE=Croppyboy;4243382]Not sure where to put this so I'm throwing it here. Admin, move if needed.

I find myself needing to save some cash for the remainder of the year. So unless I can get Kendall to give me a $20 BJ, I have to resort to porn and self finish.
.[/QUOTE]I'm not understanding your statement here. Why wouldn't Kendell give you a 30 minute BJ with prostate milking? I'm pretty sure that's up her alley.

I'm sure she would, but like a bad drug I'm trying to stop cold turkey.

30 minutes with Kendall will turn into an hour then I'm back at spending money that I should not be spending.

I was just going to spank the monkey at home and seeing if there was a way to change it up a little bit.

[QUOTE=Milwpussyhound;4243859]I'm not understanding your statement here. Why wouldn't Kendell give you a 30 minute BJ with prostate milking? I'm pretty sure that's up her alley.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Milwpussyhound;4243859]I'm not understanding your statement here. Why wouldn't Kendell give you a 30 minute BJ with prostate milking? I'm pretty sure that's up her alley.[/QUOTE]Because he gets horny a lot.