Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Monstermonster;2504262]Recently seen ads prclaiming new staff at lanes spa. Anyone been recently?[/QUOTE]New doesn't necessarily mean young.

[QUOTE=Monstermonster;2504262]Recently seen ads prclaiming new staff at lanes spa. Anyone been recently?[/QUOTE]Lane's was and is the absolute worst place on God's green earth to go and spend your money. From the smell, to the crappy service, to the girls with attitudes, Lane's has historically been terrible going back 15 years or more. Lane's can advertise "new staff" all they want but until they advertise "new owner" everything will remain the same.

There are 3 other AMP's within 5 minutes of Lane's that will give you far better service.

I was there once a couple years ago and had this experience. The lady was older and not bad looking for her age but had the worst attitude ever.

Avoid this place.

[QUOTE=AvgJoe;2506663]Lane's was and is the absolute worst place on God's green earth to go and spend your money. From the smell, to the crappy service, to the girls with attitudes, Lane's has historically been terrible going back 15 years or more. Lane's can advertise "new staff" all they want but until they advertise "new owner" everything will remain the same.

There are 3 other AMP's within 5 minutes of Lane's that will give you far better service.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=AvgJoe;2506663]Lane's was and is the absolute worst place on God's green earth to go and spend your money. From the smell, to the crappy service, to the girls with attitudes, Lane's has historically been terrible going back 15 years or more. Lane's can advertise "new staff" all they want but until they advertise "new owner" everything will remain the same.

There are 3 other AMP's within 5 minutes of Lane's that will give you far better service.[/QUOTE]Correction to my post.

If you also consider "Cove" (which I have never been to) then there are 4 AMP's within 5 minutes of Lane's. Plus I believe that "R" may have an apartment nearby as well so that would make 5 options all within 5 minutes of Lane's.

[QUOTE=AvgJoe;2507441]Correction to my post.

If you also consider "Cove" (which I have never been to) then there are 4 AMP's within 5 minutes of Lane's. Plus I believe that "R" may have an apartment nearby as well so that would make 5 options all within 5 minutes of Lane's.[/QUOTE]Lane's is where great grandma masseuses go to die. Horrible doesn't begin to describe what happens there. I don't know how they stay open so long.

LOL ok, I get it. These places do change though. Look at Crystal. Was one of the worst, now is one of the best. I may toftt.

Let us know. LOL.

[QUOTE=Monstermonster;2508199]LOL ok, I get it. These places do change though. Look at Crystal. Was one of the worst, now is one of the best. I may toftt.[/QUOTE]

I'm new to the hobby and curious is Cove or Ivy in Lombard worth my time?

[QUOTE=WestSuburbGuy;2510674]I'm new to the hobby and curious is Cove or Ivy in Lombard worth my time?[/QUOTE]Have not been to Cove, but if you scroll down and do some research you'll find some info on Ivy. All depends on what you're looking for.

[QUOTE=WestSuburbGuy;2510674]I'm new to the hobby and curious is Cove or Ivy in Lombard worth my time?[/QUOTE]I'll be polite. This business is one that is built on trust. People in this business are taking some kind of risk. Both providers and patrons lose when as they say loose lips sinks ships. Too many times good things are ruined when people talk to much to people who haven't been vetted. Best thing to say is read the forums and make your own decisions. Once you have made a decision and had your experience be discreet, but post some intell. This is the best way to get positive response from others on this board. Regular posters here have spent many months / years gaining knowledge and they generally won't give it away to someone they don't know. That kind of talk leads to events such as what recently happened in Dekalb. Have fun, report back and and after a while you will receive as much as you give.

There have been many reports on IVY and Cove in this section. Try one out and report.

[QUOTE=WestSuburbGuy;2510674]I'm new to the hobby and curious is Cove or Ivy in Lombard worth my time?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=WestSuburbGuy;2510674]I'm new to the hobby and curious is Cove or Ivy in Lombard worth my time?[/QUOTE]Lots of reports. Rocket Dork.

[QUOTE=RichardHead788;2470043]Visited Sun spa for the first time. Had Michelle. Left happy. However. For whoever said Michelle is in her 20's. You might want to get some glasses. Definitely at least mid to late 30's at best.[/QUOTE]Late report but I also stopped at Sun last month, was hoping to see Michelle but got Linda instead. Not bad looking and massage was descent. Her english is no so good but left happy as others have reported.

Visited Ivy yesterday about 1 pm they were slightly busy. Had Suki for the entire massage, but had one or two others at various times join in. MMS insisted upon doing the finish of the massage while Suki entertained me other ways. MMS skills were surprisingly good, had no idea she was multilingual. Took great care of helping me with my headache. One weird thing though. As I was leaving a middle aged Asian man with an accent who had just parked in front asked me if the massage was good. I just nodded yes and kept moving. Looked like he might be the boss man or something, but with all the recent activity by uncles in the subs I was a bit nervous. Be safe everyone.

If you look at any of my past post you will see I have been having a run of bad luck trying out new places. I am reaching out to see if anyone has any experience or intel on the new Woodridge massage parlor advertising on BP.

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/grand-opening-asia-massagebeautiful-young-girlwoodridge/27984890[/URL]

Thanks,

Max.