Strip Club Reports

I was patronizing a local favorite club and getting table dances from a particularly lively dancer. As regular readers know, I travel commando style. She had slipped her hands into my shorts and was working the equipment with expert dexterity when she worked her finger into my...a-hole...and gave my prostate a massage all the while jacking me with her other hand to an explosive conclusion. Needless to say, my eyes popped out of my head when she made the move. I almost resisted, but decided that, based on her performance thus far, she knew what she was doing. This was a first for me although I understand it is fashionable in Asian massage parlors for this "special" treatment. It's not something that I want to repeat often, but it was a unique experience. Just when I thought I had experienced it all....
Sexhobbyist

I was once told by a customer that when he is getting dances he will take off his shoes (he wore sandels) first one foot and then the other then he would put them back on the same way. Someone else told me that they carry around a matchbook one match for every dance. There are a lot of different tricks to keeping track of your dances.

I was at the CS last night and it was a little slow. Not a lot of dancers, usual I think for the summer Monday evenings.

I got some dances + VIP from a new dancer named Texas. She is new to Tucson and has been in town apparently for a couple of weeks. She is a black dancer with a very nice tight body. While she did initially try to up-sell the cost of the dances (more than once), even asking for payment in advance for a number of dances once I got to the VIP, she remained friendly once I told her I would pay as we go and only determine a tip afterwards. I had a nice time with her overall. I think she was a bit nervous and new. I will probably repeat.

Senior members can PM me for more details.

MythicBrew

First things first. My thanks to Juicy Amie for her time and expertise today. To the newbies, Amie knows what's what and is happy to assist forum members with advice and info. She was a great help to me today. I encourage you to patronize her. She's a sultry, sexy, sweetie.

I had three encounters in the VIP of a popular local club today. I don't like visiting the clubs on Friday because they are all packed with Johnny Paycheck spending his week's allowance, since it's payday. Today I found myself in the neighborhood so I stopped. I'm glad I did.

First encounter in the VIP was with Alicia who has been discussed before on this board and in PMs. This was my first trip to the VIP with her. Her reputation was known and I'd seen her in action before. She picked me, I didn't seek her; but I decided to go to the VIP anyway. (Okay, I wasn't all that reluctant, but I wasn't all that excited either.) In the VIP, she took control and performed excellently and up to her reputation except for the big happy ending. Apparently it is that time of month.

I went back to the floor and made conversation with several Latina dancers with whom I had an appetite for. Everytime a new dancer sat next to me, Alicia came by and spoke to them in Spanish (a language I'm not fluent in) and grabbed my crouch. Next thing I knew, the dancer I was talking with would grab my crouch and begin playing with me. I was told that Alicia was telling them that I had a huge dick. They wanted to see for themselves. It must have worked because I got lots of free tableside hj action from three different dancers thanks to Alicia's big mouth. In one instance the dancer wasn't hiding anything and was giving the nearby patrons quite a show.

My second trip to the VIP was to take a sexy thing that I have some history with and with whom I knew that I'd get satisfaction. We were having a good time when a mutual dancer friend joined us so we became a threesome. It wasn't long before some great (!) girl-on-girl action took place with some of the best carpet munching I've seen right before my eyes taking place in my lap. It was magical and such a turn-on! They both worked on me once the female orgasms were subsiding. It was a terrific time with lots of good fun and great attitudes from everyone involved.

And yet...I still hadn't had a happy ending. As soon as I walked out of the VIP, I ran into one of my fs regulars who was also so horny that she jumped on me, spun me around, and pulled me back into the VIP. It was only a few seconds before she had my equipment out and was making all the preliminary moves to get things juiced up and ready for action. She put me in and she took off into her own universe until the fireworks went off. I was almost simultaneously cumming with her, lagging by only a few seconds. Both of us collapsed. One of her endearing trademarks is to clean me up with her mouth and tongue. I guess we were just horny enough at just the right time.

All in all, not a bad Friday.
Sexhobbyist

Ok, ok. I'll admit it. I'm one of those who occasionally stops by, usually can't follow the threads because it's been too long, but have found lots of interesting info. I haven't been to one of the clubs in ages. Mostly because being self employed I run way more than average hours. 80 a week isn't out of the norm. But in any case, I found myself on the east side leaving one jobsite and having a couple hours before a meeting later that afternoon. So, I figured I'the stop in CS. Wow. Has it changed since the last time. Well, but then. It may have been Bourbon Street then. ; ) What a wonderful group of ladies! Friendly, willing to stop and chat (wonder if they were thinking, "Hey. New meat! " And all were great dancers and entertainers! Just wanted to say "Thanks" to all who stopped by! Guess I'll have to start routing that way more often!

Just wanted to say had a great time at CS this afternoon. Enjoy it before you end up like us poor slobs in the NE, look and no touch.

All the girls were very friendly and three or four had memorized my name before I left. I was sitting at the stage on the left, and I was focused on the main stage, when I hear a girl call out my name right next to my ear. It was the dancer behind me! LOL She apologized for scaring the bejeezus out of me. (I really didn't mind, what a knockout!).

Several dances offered and taken, thanks for the advice on prepwork guys.

I had one question, is the black door next to the stage in the back left as you walk in, does that go to a VIP room? I saw the one immediately as you walk into CS, but didn't know what the other door was for and if you could just walk in or not.

[QUOTE= I don't like visiting the clubs on Friday because they are all packed with Johnny Paycheck spending his week's allowance, since it's payday. Sexhobbyist[/QUOTE]

You bring arrogance to a new low. I assume yours doesn't stink either.

[QUOTE=Paul Stearn]You bring arrogance to a new low. I assume yours doesn't stink either.[/QUOTE]

Yes, I am a SC snob. Shock!
Sexhobbyist

I travel to AZ (Phoenix) quite a bit and have contemplated checking out Tucson. The concern I have is that there's a real dichotomy in the reports for the CS. On one hand SexHobbyist is having outrageous experiences (as well as promoting certain dancers and his self proclaimed large penis) and on the other hand guys are sitting around twiddling their thumbs while dancers blow them off. So I guess what's the real deal on the Tucson SC scene, can an unbiased source without self interest please shed some light on the scene?

Thanks

I had a phenomenal time at CS and more. The answer is in how you prepare for it and what kind of presentation you make of yourself. Read the FAQ on being a good strip club customer. Be clean, be neat, dress nicely, smell nice (don't overdo the cologne--if at all. I've found just a good shower with Dial soap gets lots of compliments combined with a fresh shave and Gillette shaving gel) AND be a bit stylish, be nice, get to know their names by asking, and be sure to let them know your name. Don't expect anything, it will come on its own volition. Realize this is a transaction, but just because you have money that they will do anything to get it.. They won't. They want to be in control, and if you let them, the rest will follow. Don't ask for extras, don't assume that they will be offered, just go with the flow.- the rest will follow, trust me.

As far as dancers being with other customers, yeah, it can be frustrating, but some will eventually come and ask for a dance. I would suggest taking the first few offers (unless she is really hideous), and let the other girls see you're game. They also won't necessarily ask if you want a lap dance, they'll just stand in front of you. Just smile, nod your head and ask, "have time for a dance? " Kill time waiting for lap dances and VIP by giving dollars at the stage.- and exchanging names there and networking with the girls.

Its very different than any club I've been to before. I had a great time. Its more of a local bar feel than Las Vegas strip club.

Hey Gunga,

I don't know that I'm exactly an unbiased source but here goes:

I've traveled quite a lot across the US and (internationally) and have been to a lot of strip clubs. If you have the opportunity to make it to Tucson then I definitely recommend it. The Tucson SC scene combines some of the best value for your money I've found. The girls aren't typically as jaded or spoiled from the big $$$$ places like Vegas, LA, Dallas, etc. I haven't found a friendlier group of dancers anywhere else in the US either.

But the person who seldom visits and doesn't really get to know the dancers is probably going to do more sitting around, waiting, and wondering where all the dancers are and why they aren't coming over after their stage set. Now I have seen some dancers occasionally give new guys very good attention, and have received some myself at times with some I didn't know, so it is certainly possible for the newcomer, just realize it is not as probable on any one visit. Increase your visits and the odds get better and most importantly you get to know the dancers which greatly increase your odds. Most dancers will not offer any extras (whatever her extras may or may not be) until she knows a good thing from some repeat business.

Dancers are looking first for their regulars, followed by frequent patrons of other dancers if those dancers are absent 8^), etc. And then will get around to those who they don't know if things slow down or something catches their eye like a bigger stage tip. Basically the most consistent success will generally be for those who frequent the clubs more, have a healthy SC budget to spend, and the time to cultivate their dancers. This is true everywhere but the Tucson SC scene has in general smaller clubs with fewer dancers working at times so it becomes more apparent.

The Tucson clubs can be hit or miss and especially in the summer months. Sometimes it seems that things are out of sync, dancers are not circulating and MIA, things are just dead. Many clubs do not maintain a set schedule. Then a day or two later things are awesome, with a good ratio of dancers to patrons. And at other times the place can be packed and so full of energy it becomes counter productive with a wait for standing room only VIP and no place to really get to know your favorita. Personally I've been a patron of the SCs for a while, know many of the dancers and staff, and there are times I'm sitting around for a bit leaving bored too. It seems that things are a bit more consistent in the day time from some of SH and others' posts. But most of the time Tucson SCs are the best in the nation IMO.

You may also want to check out Nogales an hour south of Tucson to the border some time as that may be more consistent for less time investment.

Bottom Line: I've had some very good times and often, even if the SCs in Tucson can be inconsistent, with any given day having a wide potential variation, from excellent to lacking in the number of dancers and talent. But IMO that is part of its charm here. Literally _Anything_ can happen.

Enjoy your explorations and happy mongering,

MythicBrew


[QUOTE=Gunga Din]I travel to AZ (Phoenix) quite a bit and have contemplated checking out Tucson. The concern I have is that there's a real dichotomy in the reports for the CS. On one hand SexHobbyist is having outrageous experiences (as well as promoting certain dancers and his self proclaimed large penis) and on the other hand guys are sitting around twiddling their thumbs while dancers blow them off. So I guess what's the real deal on the Tucson SC scene, can an unbiased source without self interest please shed some light on the scene?

Thanks[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Drunk Irish]I had one question, is the black door next to the stage in the back left as you walk in, does that go to a VIP room? I saw the one immediately as you walk into CS, but didn't know what the other door was for and if you could just walk in or not.[/QUOTE]

Not sure if anyone ever answered your question but since I was in the CS today (crowded but well worth my time) I noticed the door you mentioned. That is relatively new and is the "smoking lounge." Since the smoke free initiative took effect there is no smoking in CS anymore. The smokers all head through that door to take care of their nicotine fix.

If you get to know the girls and go in often enough (once a week) the more the girls get to know you and go to you when you first walk in.
Cleanliness is a big factor on whether or not a dancer wants to spend more or less time with you. Believe me its not always about the money. If you go in feeling like a porcupine or stinking up the place, eventually all the ladies will know and avoide you.

I go into CS pretty regular. Today was no different from most other days. Girls were circulating and in 2-1/2 hrs, I got maybe two dance offers.

Do you think that maybe I should bump up my bath schedule to twice a month and maybe I'll get more offers? Should I put on some of that foo foo powder and splash a little English Leather? Clean socks?

[QUOTE=Merlin Magician]I go into CS pretty regular. Today was no different from most other days. Girls were circulating and in 2-1/2 hrs, I got maybe two dance offers.

Do you think that maybe I should bump up my bath schedule to twice a month and maybe I'll get more offers? Should I put on some of that foo foo powder and splash a little English Leather? Clean socks?[/QUOTE]
MM, Defintely bump up the bath schedule. Get rid of the English Leather and replace with something like 'Nautica'.
Also reinvent yourself as a Generation 'Y' guy. Mousse up your hair and go to Urban Outfitters to get some new duds and you will be fine.

Just kidding! Stay the same guy that you are!

The dancers will always respect you for who you are. You have been there many times so they must know you. What always works is to have some cash in your pocket, a fresh clean presence, a great attitude and a smile on your face.

IMHO

DN