Kelly - Big Disappointment
[QUOTE=Fxn Two]After consulting the mentors in the forum, I made an appointment with Kelly. Called Kelly ([url]http://knoxville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sweet-sexy-slim-blonde-available-anytime-23/2835916[/url]) about 11:30am today and she returned my call about 3:30pm. A little mix up on the appointment time was taken in stride by Kelly and me and we were off to the races.
A big kiss at the door and business taken care of and off with the clothes. Kelly wasted no time getting naked and by the time I disrobed and sat on the bed she began sucking on my balls moving to a great BBBJ. She really seems to enjoy her work and after a few minutes of deep throat but a cover on and rode me reverse cowgirl. In that position she could watch herself in the mirror. She seemed to really get off that way.
DATY was next and I must say she not only has a very nice looking pussy but it tastes good too.
Missionary was the finishing touch. Didn't offer multiply pops, maybe I should have asked. Next time I will.
Overall a good first time experience and will see Kelly again. I would not hesitate to recommend Kelly. She is a nice looking, down to earth southern girl who is easy to talk to and enjoys her job.[/QUOTE]Had a nightmare about seeing Kelly. In my dream, based on the reports here, I decide to see Kelly. My experience was very, very disappointing. Started off sketchy at a dumpy hotel. When I set the appointment she said she had just gotten out of the shower from her very chlorinated swim in the hotel pool. I arrived at the scheduled time and called for the room #. She said give me 5 minutes, I just got out of the shower. Guess she forgot she had told me she got out of the shower earlier! This one is sharp!
Kelly quotes her rates as "full time" and "half time". Significant later.
Started off great as Kelly dropped to her knees and started BBBJ. Quickly deteriorated, as after 30 seconds the phone rings. She stops, gets the phone to see who it is and messes with it for awhile and grabs the condom that was sitting beside it. Covers up and gives three more licks and promptly turns around for doggie.
In my dream, I stand in amazement as I am 1/4 erect and she wants to go right now! I ask her to work on this for a minute in order to facilitate later acts. She says the clock is ticking baby! Which she repeats about 50 times throughout the rest of the encounter. Apparently, "half time" is quickie NOT 30 minutes.
After further protests, she comes back for some more. Starts going fine when the phone rings again and then someones knocking at the door, TWICE. "some kids" she says after getting up to check it. (NOT the folks staying with her that I watched leaving while she was getting out of the shower!)
Comes back and licks another couple seconds and covers again and says let's go "clock is ticking baby". At this point we're less hard than the first round but give it a shot anyway. Just want to finish and end this terrible nightmare experience. NO GO. She continues with her ticking clock mantra and offers no assistance. Totally disgusted at this point we have words and I promise to provide an appropriate review as she makes no effort to make it right. So.
I highly suggest you stay away!
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