Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Nmbr Coxman; 1363560]Talk about TOFTT.

I have a friend who posts on the Warren forums PM me to ask if I had ever been to this place since he was heading into town but I had never been there:

[url]http://cleveland.backpage.com/BodyRubs/our-hands-and-your-body-discreet-classy-studio-21/8225677[/url]

He relayed the story but was pretty pissed so I'll make it easy. Bait and switch.

Charged $.2 for lotion massage by a young girl in underwear who didn't know what she was doing. Forget HE (didn't happen). Even the massage was bad. Several comments about LEO. He asked to see manager and at least relay how awful the massage was and manager yelled at him about wanting HE and then told him to take his business elsewhere. Before reminding him that tips are appreciated! Hilarious. He said her line was "You get what you pay for". Apprently not at this place.[/QUOTE]Sorry I could have told you that. I live in macedonia and thought this could be a regular place for me. Boy was I pissed. Went in and was charged 70 for 1/2 hr. Gave her 80 cause I didn't have change. I said what does tipping get me. Sha says "ILL BE EXTRA NICE". I was hyped. 3 phone calls to her "business partner" (WEED DEALER) later my time was up. AND THAT WAS IT. JUST A LAME LOTION MASSAGE.

So I came on here to post something about how 6 people got arrested in Lakewood, but I just realized that its frowned upon in the posting guidelines. So I won't post any mug shots, or the link to the story, but I will say this. According to the story, I'd stay away from the Days Inn in Lakewood. Looks like its a place cops will keep a closer eye on from now on. That is if the Days in stays in business. Be safe out there.

[QUOTE=VinnyB;1372189]So I came on here to post something about how 6 people got arrested in Lakewood, but I just realized that its frowned upon in the posting guidelines. So I won't post any mug shots, or the link to the story, but I will say this. According to the story, I'd stay away from the Days Inn in Lakewood. Looks like its a place cops will keep a closer eye on from now on. That is if the Days in stays in business. Be safe out there.[/QUOTE]Those arrests were on 9/22/2011.

[QUOTE=VinnyB;1372189]So I came on here to post something about how 6 people got arrested in Lakewood, but I just realized that its frowned upon in the posting guidelines. So I won't post any mug shots, or the link to the story, but I will say this. According to the story, I'd stay away from the Days Inn in Lakewood.[/QUOTE]Whether it's an old story or not, I'd like that link. Will someone send me it in a pm?

[QUOTE=Mikey2K;1372372]Whether it's an old story or not, I'd like that link. Will someone send me it in a pm?[/QUOTE]Just Google it.

[QUOTE=Bobo2;1372469]Just Google it.[/QUOTE]I found it. I tried searching the Plain Dealer website before I asked and came up empty and I guess I was suffering a brain fart right then and didn't even think of googling it. And also someone was kind enough to send me one of the links that i found, thanks to him for taking the time.

Bobo is Good at looking at backpage posts. Answering questions is out of his preview. Bobo sweep.

Andrew Dice Clay reference.

[QUOTE=Mikey2K;1372602]I found it. I tried searching the Plain Dealer website before I asked and came up empty and I guess I was suffering a brain fart right then and didn't even think of googling it. And also someone was kind enough to send me one of the links that i found, thanks to him for taking the time.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Big Chriscle; 1372661]Bobo is Good at looking at backpage posts. Answering questions is out of his preview. Bobo sweep.

Andrew Dice Clay reference.[/QUOTE]At least you read the whole post this time before commenting. Given the fact that a warning comes up about posting mugshots and this just started appearing, their probably going to enforce it strictly, for now. So a little discretion may be advised.

I think I hear a damsel in distress, so ride away White Knight, go save the day.

[QUOTE=Big Chriscle; 1372661]Bobo is Good at looking at backpage posts. Answering questions is out of his preview. Bobo sweep.

Andrew Dice Clay reference.[/QUOTE]BC you are right on the money. Seems like some guys when recently retired have nothing to do but become new experts in all things and all areas but if you read between the lines you find empty space.

Not sure if I TOFTT or not but I saw this young lady for her 40 buck special.

[url]http://cleveland.backpage.com/BodyRubs/x-s-i-m-p-l-y-s-t-u-n-n-i-n-g-4-0-s-p-e-c-i-a-l-s-x-23/9134226[/url]

Pics not even close to being accurate.

Incall off 77 and fleet. Messy would be an understatement and I doubt I would go at night.

40 bucks got me a 5 minute back rub and a nice chicken head finish.

Age was 24 and had 2 kids so body was not so tight. Better than on street but.

All in all 15 minute visit right off highway for a better than HE finish was worth 40. But not 41.

So maybe I did not take one for the team since only 40 was exposed but I did the recon and at least I was happy driving home.

Be safe.

Goat

[QUOTE=Goat Ohio; 1373888]Not sure if I TOFTT or not but I saw this young lady for her 40 buck special.

[url]http://cleveland.backpage.com/BodyRubs/x-s-i-m-p-l-y-s-t-u-n-n-i-n-g-4-0-s-p-e-c-i-a-l-s-x-23/9134226[/url]

Pics not even close to being accurate.

Incall off 77 and fleet. Messy would be an understatement and I doubt I would go at night.

40 bucks got me a 5 minute back rub and a nice chicken head finish.

Age was 24 and had 2 kids so body was not so tight. Better than on street but.

All in all 15 minute visit right off highway for a better than HE finish was worth 40. But not 41.

So maybe I did not take one for the team since only 40 was exposed but I did the recon and at least I was happy driving home.

Be safe.

Goat[/QUOTE]Hey great report goat, you did the team a favor with that one. LOL, I usually stay away from the ones saying in their ads what and who they will and won't do, it's usually just the beginning of a lot of be. S. When you get to their place, lucky I got a few regulars for a while now so I haven't really been looking for any replacements. YET. LOL.

Saw raquel not too long ago. Pretty weathered. Massage was pretty good with a nice ending. Took it all down.

I see she is advertising a 4 handed massage now. Anyone have any Intel on her friend?

[QUOTE=Goat Ohio; 1373888]Not sure if I TOFTT or not but I saw this young lady for her 40 buck special.

[url]http://cleveland.backpage.com/BodyRubs/x-s-i-m-p-l-y-s-t-u-n-n-i-n-g-4-0-s-p-e-c-i-a-l-s-x-23/9134226[/url]

Pics not even close to being accurate.

Incall off 77 and fleet. Messy would be an understatement and I doubt I would go at night.

40 bucks got me a 5 minute back rub and a nice chicken head finish.

Age was 24 and had 2 kids so body was not so tight. Better than on street but.

All in all 15 minute visit right off highway for a better than HE finish was worth 40. But not 41.

So maybe I did not take one for the team since only 40 was exposed but I did the recon and at least I was happy driving home.

Be safe.

Goat[/QUOTE]If you think it was worth 40 but not worth 41 she must have been very homely. How bad did she look?

Anyone know who is working with raquel? Tt her and said. 80 for a dbl BJ.

What, no one answered in 24 hours and you blew a head gasket!

That's not how things typically work around here. Your delist of the same question so often really has my curiosity piqued! What's your deal buddy. My friend may have some info, but what are you offering in return?

[QUOTE=Madison76;1375102]Anyone know who is working with raquel? Tt her and said. 80 for a dbl BJ.[/QUOTE]