Massage Parlor Reports

I was in the area so I decided to drop in. Asked the mamasan for a young girl and when she asked who I saw before I dropped Coco's name (though this was my first time there. Take note newbies! ) and lo and behold she said Coco was back. I had a little 'splainin to do when I saw Coco since she asked if she saw me before and so I said that my friend had recommended her.

TS was excellent, with alot of teasing. I love how she always smiles at you when she looks at you. This was followed by a good massage and great service. I don't want to go into details but I was very, very happy. It was better than some of the service I received in downtown DC. Definitely not a clockwatcher since afterwards she asked if I wanted more massage which I did need and received. She apparently was away two weeks and is now working for another four. All in all very much a GFE kind of experience, I will definitely be back. Particularly since it was so good, I actually forgot to ask for her number.

Senior members can PM me for details and extra info that might help.

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Just to respond to the posts below - maybe I'm being stupid but how can you NOT see a BJ? The only way I can imagine is if after an AR she goes lower, bends it back and starts it that way. Hmmm. If that's how it is done, then damn, I think I might have been tricked at a place in Cali - and worse yet I had paid for FS!! Though at the time I didn't mind since it was the most exciting BBBJCIM I (thought I) had gotten in a long time.

I tried my luck on a quiet Sunday afternoon. The place is tricky to find. Enter off Blake Lane and it's in a building toward the back. Everything looks and smells new. Rooms are small, but very clean. I was greated at the door by Yung and she asked me to wait while someone else finished their shower.

Once we got into the shower it was excellent. Covered all the right places, which I hoped was a portent of things to come. Unfortunately the winds were blowing nicely, but but I seemed to fall just short of the Asian Rim.

On the flip side it was standard Nova fare. She slipped the top down and offered free roaming, but when I reached to lower the very tight Capri's, I was told "No, No! Not this time, maybe next time. (Anyone else heard that before?) I was insistant and got them to half staff (so to speak) and toyed with the merchandise while she gave me a hand.

When I was getting ready to leave she apologised for not being fully cooperative and promised "more next time."

All things considered I'd probably say 7.5 to 8s all across the board, with the slight possibility that if she delivered on the oft promised "more next time" line I might go up to 8.5 to 9s. I'll probably give it at least one more try because for me it's convenient, and there are lots of times when a really good table shower and pleasant massage with a happy ending can be even more satisfying than indifferent fs. However, in the long run I still believe in the old saying "A push in the bush is worth two in the hand."

Your generally satisfied reporter,

Randy

Alright, this is kind of a two part post, one being a report and one being a question.

I have read so many posts in here but I don't think that I have ever seen this topic covered.

I had a little free time today so I thought I would drop by YST and enjoy an hour or so. I drove up and pulled into the lot. It was somewhat empty like it usually is except for three young guys standing next to a car across the parking lot. They did not appear to be LE but I figured I had better monitor the situation for a little while just to make sure. That parking lot is usually empty so this looked a little strange. I didn't think that LE would be so obvious and hang out UC right in the parking lot but like I said, better safe than sorry.

Here is where it started to get strange, or at least strange to me. As I sat in my car and watched these guys, I saw another monger come out the door and get into his truck. He just sat there for about 5-10 minutes, then another guy came out the door and got in the truck with him. I thought that was kind of weird, because I figured most guys choose to go to these places alone. They drove off. Meanwhile, the three guys were joined by another guy in a car. They talked for a while and then all four of them walked into YST together after they rang the bell. Maybe I am just of a different mind-set because this looked kind of strange.

This is where my question comes to surface. Do any of you guys go to a therapy session with your buddies? Is this a regular occurance? I can't really imagine going in with a friend not to mention 3 of them. Needless to say this was kind of weird and knowing that there is usually only two girls working at YST at one time, I figured I better move on because I did not have too much time.

I have not been to Lotus Spa yet so I figured I would give it a try. I found it without a problem but in short, it was not a good experience. The door was answered by Suki and she was also my therapist. She was a little older and her body was a little stretched out. It was just a rub and tug with a little hand roaming but not very good at all. I will not repeat next time.

Sorry if this is not a great report but I wanted to get some opinions about what I saw at YST and let you know of my Lotus experience.

[QUOTE=Mong678] This is where my question comes to surface. Do any of you guys go to a therapy session with your buddies? Is this a regular occurance? I can't really imagine going in with a friend not to mention 3 of them. [/QUOTE]Mong678,

This is a good point. 90% of the time I monger by myself, but through WSG, I met a group of guys that share info amongst themselves. As a result, we would end up getting together to hit new places because we found that the mamasans would be much more welcoming and selective with the quality of service we received. This allowed us to commandeer set prices as well as request (and receive) certain qualities in the ladies they recruited. Think of it as a Price Club for mongering: by yourself you can't demand anything but when there are four other wallets that can be cleaned out, the mamasans take interest. They want more customers, and you supply them with just that. So I hope that explains why this is a common occurrence.

It is not uncommon for buddies to hit an AMP together. Kind of like a stag party but you get your own girl. OR, keeping in mind that many of the girls will do almost anything, that they consider safe, for money: it is not unheard of for a girl to take on two guys at once.

1hr.+2guys=2xthe$ for the same amount of time.

I used to go to a particular place in CT with a friend of mine all the time. This place had a big TS room with walls separating the TS areas. We and the girls would talk to each other while we got our balls washed. It was a lot of fun and we never had to see each other's schlongs. (that would be gay)

We would also hang out in the sauna together with the girls, also fun, each of us feeling up the other's girl while we were in there. Then, off to our separate rooms. We'd compare stories later. In all the time we did it we only felt strongly enough about one girl that we both did her. (not at the same time, that would be gay)

Hope this helps you,
SH

If not it should be. Twice now, in recent weeks, I have been confronted with a SBBW when taking my chances at a local spot. Since BBW indicates a woman who is both big and beautiful, SBBW should mean that while the woman is larger than average, she is still attractive, not fat, with curves, but Smaller than her BBW counterpart.

Tammy who plies her trade near the Octopus is such a woman. She is a visiting K-girl, bordering on chunky, but with curves in the right spot (s). She adds to her charm by being playful, fun, and energetic. Tammy gave excellent shower, and back to the room, started with a very professional and competent massage. Since I didn't know her, I began my visit with light touches and joking around. She responded to both in a light-hearted manner, wanting to know if "little brother was hungry today? ", Of course he was, and I asked about her little sister. In response, she joined me in my prone position and began to introduce our siblings. There was much digital play, on both our parts, along with light kissing which quickly evolved into intense DFK! Little sister was definitely hungry, and with only a few of her many probable positions experienced, it was a happy and noisy conclusion to our exercise.

There was never a trace of artificial lubrication in evidence, this lady was ready!

For those who want a spinner, this ain't it, but if you want great service with playful and skilled performance, this lady will provide both.

F: 6.5
B: 6.5
A: 9
S: 9

Recommend: Yes, but with the above proviso.

I wanted to let you guys know that Blue mentioned she's leaving this week. If you want to see her, you know where to find her. She's a naturally busty, somewhat tall (for a K-girl) beauty with a cute face and nice personality. I will be sad to see her go. Don't know about the other two girls there, haven't seen them since Blue showed up ;->

Stay safe,

af

I called up ahead of time and asked if they had any "older ladies". The person said they do so I made an appointment.

I walk in and I asked for an old lady. This stick thin younger (though no spring chikin) gal with a sour expression on her face showing through wayyy too much makeup led me to a short older lady that I immediately recognized from that place on Port Royal Road in Springfield.

So allow me to flashback for a moment. I had seen this old beiatch named "Mola" who gave a great handshake but couldn't get anything else, not even a glimpse of the puss. Then the next time I went in and saw the aforementioned "Penny". Horrible attitude, grip was wayyy to hard and the beiatch doesn't listen when you tell her to ease up. So when I left she asked for a tip, I ain't give her dik. C'mon she dam near ripped my dik off. She walks me out and tells the other girls "NO TIP", then tells me not to come back (and I didn't).

So now fast forward to today our paths cross again but this time awfully friendly almost borderline playful to the point before we even get started I'm lifting her skirt and feeling her bottom. So I say to myself wat the fuk and I give it another try thinking the beiatch learned how to give a proper handshake in the past several years.

Boy was I wrong. Started out ok, grabbing her bottom, feeling the puss (had a huge dark gray wart on it though) and smelling her chocolate starfish. I couldn't get any mish, doggy, or BBBJWCSIMCWS but when she gave me the handshake, she climbed onto the table with the puss hovering right over me and open wide. As usual too firm and I kept telling her to ease up, so I figured just squirt my goo and get out before my skin starts tearing, I started grunting my usual comments like "ohh baby this one's just for you" and she senses my dik starting to get huge because the mayonnaise is about to start flying. Then she shifts gears into dikripping mode and I blow my coconut juice while in excruciating pain. After I regain my senses she's still at it and I have to grab her hand to get her to stop. I'm like goddam beiatch hasn't anyone complained to you about this?

So I'm getting dressed and she's watching me, I know she's expecting a tip but I'm thinking fork that noise. She reaches out her hand and says "TIP", I said "NO TIP", she says "YES, TIP, I let you see this and you got to touch it", I said "I didn't get to make love and I would've settled for a BBBJWCSIMCWS, no tip". She's standing there blocking my way. Normally I would've stood there and made a scene as I've done many a time before (see my earlier posts) but I had an important meeting that I would've run late for so I gave her a Jackson, she says "ONE MORE". I said "you gotta be shittin me, you tore my shitup". So were back and forth again so finally I fork over another Jack' and she said I was a cheap guy. I said "BAD SERVICE" (for some reason that phrase really seems to get these girls' goat) and she was pissed so I said "REALLY BAD SERVICE". She then started trying to argue that because I was given a look at that shriveled up parched puss that I should pay this ridiculous amount, so I just told her "THAT WAS SOME BAD SERVICE" and we parted ways, this time for good.

So a franklin lighter I'm licking my wounds, the beiatch got me for a Franklin, she forkin' got me, dam.

Not happy about this, don't fall prey to "Penny" just run the beiatch out of business.

I know this belongs in the international guide, but they charge money to join, and I'm a cheap ass monger. So here it is for my fellow local hobbyist's enjoyment and possible education.

Just returned from family trip to the origins of the K-girls. Hoped to slip away for some therapy at the fabled source. Tried a "Sports Masagi" first at a spa and then a place right off the beach. The spa therapist looked like an olympian from the north and proceeded to hurt me in ways I can not explain. The beach girl was more attractive, 25, and far less painful. However, I got several clues that "service" was not provided. First, self shower suggests less than the personal touch. Second, asked if tipping was allowed and got an emphatic "prohbited". Finally, attempted to remove the shorts before lying on the table and the girl nearly had a heart attack. Even though she was skimpily dressed and had the softest skin I've ever copped a feel, there was no joy in mudville.

The day before leaving, a native friend explained the indicators. Apparently, the service we've come to enjoy is available but only if the "Sports Massagi" sign is a spinning barber pole, preferrably accompanied by multiple poles. Time ran out, but next time I know what to look for and the charge is approx. 6 to $. I paid only. 4 for each of my 1 hr abuse sessions that lasted about 1. 5 hrs. I could have had a repeat with the beach girl for. 3.

In the meantime I've accumulated an unhealthy backup which I need to release. Catching up on the RTFF it appears YST has become quite popular. Careful it doesn't become so popular that uncle Leo thinks there is something fishy going on. I need to get me some of that Coco pudding.

Had an unpleaseant encounter with Uncle Leo in PWC. After my short delve into the AMP scene I'm retiring. Being berrated by LE isn't fun. Stay away from the "Y" would be my advice. Trusted members can pm me for details.

I'm new here. There's one place I have come to be a regular of. I want to post about it but I don't understand the location codes. I'll gladly provide the address and number through PM of a trusted member to show I'm not a dirty uncle LE. I'm there every week. Never not left feeling wonderful.

Big Hack:

I have a couple of words of advice for you....

If you are LE then the location code you need is "GFY"

If not, then I will point out a few things, like so many have done before.

1: Read the Forum (a.k.a RTFF): It's free, and 9 times out of 10 you will find the information you seek just by doing a "search." PLUS it's just bursting at the seams with "location codes." Just use initials and we'll figure it out.

2: Post good information and reports. There is nothing that will get you flamed quicker than asking a lot of questions and not giving anything in return. There are a few members who's posts seem to be limited now to flaming. Don't bring it on yourself. Make the information you give short and to the point, give the provider scores, and just make your post generally useful. By the way, the message you posted below would not be deemed as useful.

3: Invite members to PM only when you have real intel to share. Again, from your last post, it doesn't seem like you have anything to tell that we don't already know.

4: For points "4" "5" and "6," see 1: "Read the Forum."

In a nutshell: We all enjoy reading new posts but they have to be interesting. We all enjoy sharing information but you have to earn it.

Now get out there and have a few experiences worth talking about!!

Dubliner

Seeing the world one AMP at a time

[QUOTE=Big Hack285]I'm new here. There's one place I have come to be a regular of. I want to post about it but I don't understand the location codes. I'll gladly provide the address and number through PM of a trusted member to show I'm not a dirty uncle LE. I'm there every week. Never not left feeling wonderful.[/QUOTE]

The Channel 7 News carried a story on the 5 o'clock news about a bust at YST. Seems like the owner was a former Sherrif and Mayor of Dumpfries.

[QUOTE=Sashimi]The Channel 7 News carried a story on the 5 o'clock news about a bust at YST. Seems like the owner was a former Sherrif and Mayor of Dumpfries.[/QUOTE]OMG. It's the headline news of [url]http://www.wjla.com/[/url]
The story is at [url]http://www.wjla.com/news/stories/0707/440424.html[/url]

We've all been screwed by a lot of politicians over the years, but this is the first time that I've ever known any politician to deliver exactly what he was promising.

After what those jerks in Richmond did to us with their crazy "fees" for moving violations I think that every member of the Virginia House and Senate who doesn't vote to immeditely rescind that stupid law ought to be charged with frequenting a bawdy house.

Randy