Massage Parlor Reports

I saw a post that ML was open and I just had to check it out. Driving to the district takes up time and BT is hit or miss and I haven't seen a fine honey yet.
I was glad I took the drive because like a earlier poster I saw the open sign too. So yes I went in and was met by a may early 30 year old with a smoking body name Lily. I mean a 5'3, 120, 36D-28-36 body that was made for doing the deed. And she was very cool, took her time. She gave me one of the best ts I ever had, attention was attained and all the spots were hit just right way, taking her time. And the massage was real nice, had me in the flag pole position which hardly ever happens. The way she rubbed her beautiful milk bottles on my back and heads, wow. She had me going from the shower to the end, and in doing so I was reminded of a lady in DC from the Sun, named Coco who was a number one type girl. So is this one, treat her nice and so will she be to you. I will be back like real soon. I also liked that I did have to waste a lot of time talking, just relax and enjoy.

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[QUOTE=Dave3335]Is there a list of AMP's somewhere on here?

Can someone tell me where the ML is located?

Thanks in advance[/QUOTE]

I don't know what impresses me more - the fact that you found the forum at all or that you can remember to breathe without your mother slapping the back of your head and yelling at you every 2 minutes. Given the fact that your mother hasn't popped up recently asking us to play nicely with you, I guess we'll just have to assume that you got here vis-a-vis a 1 in a million google search.

You're going to have to learn to try (just a little bit, but you have to try) to do the smallest amount of research all by your little lonesome. If you found the forum all by yourself, you can find ML. Maybe try to

[b][size=4]READ THE FUCKING FORUM[/size][/b]

that you've by some snowball's chance in hell stumbled upon - I know it's hard with your mom hitting the back of your head every 2 minutes, but you'll be better off in the long run.

RTFF,



Benchseats Rock

[QUOTE=Dave3335]Is there a list of AMP's somewhere on here?

Can someone tell me where the ML is located?

Thanks in advance[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Benchseats Rock]I don't know what impresses me more - the fact that you found the forum at all or that you can remember to breathe without your mother slapping the back of your head and yelling at you every 2 minutes. Given the fact that your mother hasn't popped up recently asking us to play nicely with you, I guess we'll just have to assume that you got here vis-a-vis a 1 in a million google search.

You're going to have to learn to try (just a little bit, but you have to try) to do the smallest amount of research all by your little lonesome. If you found the forum all by yourself, you can find ML. Maybe try to

[b][size=4]READ THE FUCKING FORUM[/size][/b]

that you've by some snowball's chance in hell stumbled upon - I know it's hard with your mom hitting the back of your head every 2 minutes, but you'll be better off in the long run.

RTFF,



Benchseats Rock[/QUOTE]

Hey Bench

Do you think we should start flaming newbies in advance? Could save time.

What is that smell? Napalm perhaps, Ok Dave here it comes, bend over and grab the ankles.

Load

Lock

Fire in the hole

Flame on Bench

Oh Yeah the purpose of the forum my buddy and I are banging Natalie this morning, will report details later.

Big Red

There are some rude and ignorant people here. Remember kiddies, you only lash out at what you cannot stand within yourself. Enough said.

[QUOTE=Big Red50]Hey Bench

Do you think we should start flaming newbies in advance? Could save time.

Big Red[/QUOTE]


Actually, that would be a disservice to guys like Len Pil (Posts: 8) who give an honest go at finding (and posting) information. No, BRs --- hmmm, a two-fer: Big Red [U]and[/U] Benchseats Rocks --- unless there's a "Lazy Detector" or some other predictive method, it looks like you're gonna have to keep flamin' the lazy noobs. It may take a bit more time, but it's good entertainment (for the rest of us, at least). And besides, I suspect you guys enjoy roasting the nuts off of the lazy types. Keep 'em smokin', amigos.

[B]R::R[/B]

[QUOTE= Big Red50]Hey Bench

Do you think we should start flaming newbies in advance? Could save time.

Big Red[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Roamin Roman]Actually, that would be a disservice to guys like Len Pil (Posts: 8) who give an honest go at finding (and posting) information. No, BRs --- hmmm, a two-fer: Big Red [U]and[/U] Benchseats Rocks --- unless there's a "Lazy Detector" or some other predictive method, it looks like you're gonna have to keep flamin' the lazy noobs. It may take a bit more time, but it's good entertainment (for the rest of us, at least). And besides, I suspect you guys enjoy roasting the nuts off of the lazy types. Keep 'em smokin', amigos.

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Hello R::R

I wholeheartedly agree with you, I not only flame lazy newbies but I praise the worthy ones, that show merit and understand what this board is about. As Jackson has so often said ”The purpose of this Forum is to provide for the exchange of information between Men on the subject of finding Women for Sex.”, the key word is exchange of information that means intel going both ways. Recently I welcomed and complimented Sirdrdunk, a newbie with 4 posts for contributing and having an incredible understanding of the board and standard tuition.

Ask not what USA Sex Guide can do for you but what you can do for USA Sex Guide and Mongering as the oldest profession. I know, I know which came first the monger or the SW?


[QUOTE=Big Red50]Good report, welcome to the board
[QUOTE=Sirdrdunk]
Hey guys,

I'm a newbie as far as posting but have been doing my thing for years. Just hope to maybe reach the status of some of you legends some day, now to the good stuff. Her name is Strawberry WSW can be found on Washington Blvd and sometimes on Wilkens. About maybe 5-5 160 redhead with freckles, nice rack and ass and yes downtown region is also red. Looks for the standard fee 1 jack for cbj, 2 jacks for full service. Nice personality and oral skills are ok very clean. Nice experience overall.[/QUOTE]
Good report for a newbie perhaps you could PM Happylife your incredible understanding of standard tuition.

Welcome to the board

Big Red[/QUOTE]

Just wondering what I can do for USA Sex Guide

Big Red

For those that have made the trek since the grand re-opening, were there any of the previously reported "white vans" or other observers present?

BP

[QUOTE=Jrj2123]Can anyone give me some phone numbers of women that want to have sex?[/QUOTE]

Yes, call one-eight-zero-zero-275-4277.

Or, I think Ms. Palfrey is looking for a way to pay her legal bills. Maybe call her.

Van

[QUOTE=Jrj2123]Can anyone give me some phone numbers of women that want to have sex?[/QUOTE]

LMAO! I love dry wit . . .

[QUOTE=Dave3335]Bt THE WAY. I happen to be a firly wealthy NEWBIE who likes the seedier parts of life. I am going to go to all of these places and start a new pricing structure for all you friendly guys. $70 will go to $100. And the tipwill go WAY up!

Have fun getting those HJ's for $30. FAYMFAH's[/QUOTE]Lol! Seems somebody's feelings were hurt. For such a finacially secure guy you appear to be incredibly insecure emotionally.

Have fun overpaying at the MP's and on the street. $250 for a BJ from a jockey. BWAHAHA! You seem really smart with your money. Buy high and sell low!

FYI, no one is going follow your lead. One fools indiscretion will not change the market. It will just make you look like a sucker, not only to us, but especially to the girls. I guess you don't know much about korean culture and their opinions of people on the losing end of financial negotiations.

I look forward to more reports from you!

I know the old timers are giving all the newbies a hard time for their questions. Here is a good number that I guarntee will get you some sex for the evening if you ask for Gwen and tell her what you want to do to her. (410) 545-8102. (The old timers should already know this number, just for those newbies.)

To all the old timers thanks for the useful info you do provide when one does rtff. It is greatly appreciated by the many who know better than to bother you. The little lady is going on vacation shortly and I will get you some intel. It has been awhile since I have gotten out.

Dropped by our fav AMP. Details to trusted seniors via PM.

BP

[QUOTE=Jrj2123]Can anyone give me some phone numbers of women that want to have sex?[/QUOTE]

Actually, you'll find those with phone numbers to be on the expensive side of the price scale. However, if you're willing to make a short drive to DC, and if you cruise the area of K & L Streets near the bus station, you'll find many a willing partner for a whole lot less, Jrj2123. Those in the know don't refer to this area as the bus station, though. We refer to it as the TRANSfer Depot.

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Went to Kyoto in EC area last night. Been years since I have been and had a nice session with CoCo who I believe has not been there very long. She was 30ish Asian, pretty with nicely enhanced top. Nice light massage with a slight tantric appoach and ending was better than usual. Nice to be back in the hobby after a long layoff. Also, for you oldtimers. Sunny still works at this place.