In defense of MPs during the pandemic
Since March I've seen a lot of comments by guys saying it is way too scary to go to an AMP, EMP or escort right now, because of the high risk of infection. Well, I'm going to try and change your mind about that.
Stress leaves you vulnerable to infection, as your immune system does not operate well when you are stressed. So doesn't a nice massage leave you feeling a lot better, even without the happy ending? And if you do get that happy ending and the girl is not a jackhammer operator, rude or demanding of a ridiculous tip, you feel better still, right?
Get plenty of rest, eat right, lay off the booze, exercise and get off, and you'll do just fine. Healthy living.
Wauconda shutdown and food for thought
On the Il-Other Areas forum a few days ago, I posted about all 3 AMPs being shut down, all with Keep Out signs stuck to their doors. Now it is not that unusual for us to see spas get shut down, but it is usually one at a time after charges have been pressed or the town government passes some stupid ordinance. But that is it. They just get shut down. No one puts up Keep Out signs, directing you to contact the building department.
So yesterday a fellow monger sent me a PM, saying he'd been in contact with some of the girls who work the Wauconda shops and they said the fire department shut them down. Now the only reason a fire department can shut you down is if you do something to break the fire codes. I always figured that would be oily rags stuffed in a corner, something like that. And I am hard pressed to thing of anything in the dozens (possibly hundreds over 30 years) of AMPs I have been to that would make for a fire hazard. And all three at once?
My fellow monger pointed out that this could be the same thing that happened in Florida to the owner of a rather famous team a couple years ago. AMP gets shut down for a Mickey Mouse violation, and while the place is empty, the No Fun squad comes in and installs hidden cameras with a live feed.
The owner of said sports team skated after a judge dropped the charges and ordered the tapes sealed. Good for him. But we can't count on that. If the spas open and you visit, you may want to ask the MTs if they have taken a really, really serious look around. Like removing ceiling tiles and looking for cables that end pointed inside the rooms.