Massage Parlor Reports

Right about one thing - we don't know you from Adam or from Jack Shit.
I thought older catholic men preferred young boys. Probably won't want to be around MPs with girls. Nice post though. Thanks for contributing.



[QUOTE=Little Jack]I am a browser of this site and feel I should warn you guys. Illinios State police and county sherriffs are planning a BIG crackdown on these massage parlors. You should also know that they have been using this site as an info source. I know you don't know me from adam, and this is my first post here, so take it for what it's worth. Remember there is a new sheriff, and I know he is a good catholic boy from the south side who wants to make a name for himself in a bid to become mayor someday. This would be good publicity on the front page of the sun-times.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Donnie D2]Right about one thing - we don't know you from Adam or from Jack Shit.
I thought older catholic men preferred young boys. Probably won't want to be around MPs with girls. Nice post though. Thanks for contributing.[/QUOTE]
Let's cut the crap about Catholics.

[QUOTE=Chi Guy]Seems the Latinas like to try to charge more. Joy of Massage, One Magnificent Spa (?) and M22 all had or have Latina's that I thought were trying to charge more than I was willing to pay. Too bad Paradise II is gone. Some very nice reasonable Latinas. Me gusta mucho.[/QUOTE]Hello Forum Members,

Before I get slammed for not researching and contributing, I just want to say that I'm new to Chicago and have to find my way around town. I will contribute for sure once I get some experiences in.

Can anyone recommend MPs that have Latinas in Chicago and/or the suburbs ?

Much Appreciated !

Can anyone tell me where I can find some younger ladies at a spa? It seems like everyone I come across could be my mother.

Go to Body Works.

They're younger and prettier.

[QUOTE=TheWoodButcher]Can anyone tell me where I can find some younger ladies at a spa? It seems like everyone I come across could be my mother.[/QUOTE]
In the Chicago area, for the most part, you're SOL if you're looking for young girls at an AMP. My advice, go to Peking in East Chicago, IN. For $200 you'll get FS, typically no questions asked, from some very pretty young ladies.

[QUOTE=Chi Guy]In the Chicago area, for the most part, you're SOL if you're looking for young girls at an AMP. My advice, go to Peking in East Chicago, IN. For $200 you'll get FS, typically no questions asked, from some very pretty young ladies.[/QUOTE]Chi Guy you have an admirable number of posts. I'm guessing you can help with the search for Latina MPs. Do you know of any places here in Chicago ?

Much appreciated !

Saw to black and whites in front of this place this morning..

I have no idea if they we're actually "busted" but I would be careful about this place for a while.

[QUOTE=Direct44t]Hello Forum Members,

Before I get slammed for not researching and contributing, I just want to say that I'm new to Chicago and have to find my way around town. I will contribute for sure once I get some experiences in.

Can anyone recommend MPs that have Latinas in Chicago and/or the suburbs ?

Much Appreciated ![/QUOTE]
Honestly, the best thing for you to do is use the advanced search function and look for keyword latina on the Chicago board. There's lots of useful info, too much to cover in one post.

[QUOTE=Little Jack]Wasn't exactly my point, but I'm sure I'll enjoy your name and face on the front page[/QUOTE]

The point is Newbie, noboby knows you, therefore we don't care to read your warning post. Put up some valid posts about experiences, or buzz off.
Thats the main point of this thread.

I'm sure YOU would take pleasure in seeing myself or any other member of this forum in the paper. Just goes to show what a real jackass you are. That proves you were not trying to help or warn us about anything. You were just being yourself. Get lost.

[b]ENOUGH WITH THE BULLSHIT POSTS![/B]

Dropped by there this evening, and the girl at the counter was being a little odd. Asked me if I'd been there before, and all the other newbie questions... and I [i]know[/i] she's seen me come in on several occasions. And no joy (not that I ever get any, but still). Wish I'd read this post earlier in the day...

[QUOTE=Jesus Collins]Saw to black and whites in front of this place this morning..

I have no idea if they we're actually "busted" but I would be careful about this place for a while.[/QUOTE]

Went to the massage school on Irving Park. I believe it was 5054 W Irving Park. I had LEE or LEEANN a short, white, red head in her late 30's early 40's. This time no extras offered and I asked.

I gave them a half hour notice (appointment). Massage 50 for an hour. The massage was just ok. At times it was good at other times it sucked kept me covered like a mummy as much as she could.

I did not see natalie this time or anyone else.

Saw the ad on craigslist last week for 1 hour - $55.00 and 4 hands - $100.00.

Went to Chinatown and only 1 girl was there so I just went for the .55 special. Loni/ Lani (or similar) was the massuese. If looks are important she is not your girl. She is about 50 with a little paunch. Massage was good though with a .3 finish.

Went back today to try the 4 hand. Loni and Tina were the girls. Tina is a little younger and skinny but would not allow any touching. $ for the massage and .6 for the finish.

The experience was just okay and I will probably not go back but I do love 2 girls rubbing their hands over me at the same time.

On a side note - as I was laying there getting rubbed, they were talking away in Chinese the whole time. What they were probably saying is "what do you want for dinner tonight" or "I hate giving massages to these guys"

To make the experience better of course I am imagining them saying "This guy is hung like a horse" and "what a great body, I love pot bellies".

Little Jack and Donnie D2,

I think I speak for all...

Enough is enough. No more petty bickering. I don't come here to read this crap and neither does anyone else.