Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=ILuvAsians]I visited Lily again yesterday afternoon after work. All I can say is, "Wow!" Guys, you need to act soon. Don't miss your chance to have a great time![/QUOTE]Ahh the good old days at the place on 92nd and Oklahoma. One week it was a 20 year old hard body and then the next week it was a 45 year old bigger lady with horrible fake boobs.

It's nice to hear they are back in action again. If someone would kindly PM me the link or number I would love to see lily this morning.

BTW. What's up with the AMP in the omega mall. I was there about a month ago and it sucked bad. They wanted me to put on some gross shorts for the table shower which I flat out said no to and then when I checked the review site it says its closed. I know that place was being watched and all but seems like they are kinda getting picked on. Just my opinion though.

I messaged Iluvasians for details but I'm up right now at 614 am right out of work and would love to check out lily before heading to bed.

First of all thanks to ILuvAsians for getting back to me. I did end up seeing the AMP girl he spoke of and he wasn't kidding. She was young and hot. Language barrier sucked big time and I couldn't get any kind of BJ but it was pretty good. She couldn't do some of the positions I wanted because she had bad knees. That's what I got from her at least.

3 call system and no problems. Wonder who they have coming in next.

My welfare mom shows up today, pretty sober. Not all goofy on pain meds. I'm hoping for a nice romp but she was having her period and was not in the mood for head. Had a long talk and I find out she's worked at about a dozen local strip clubs up until about 10 years ago. I wondered where she learned how to give such good head. But she knows, no action no money.

If I could get some reliable service from her, I don't think I would go anyplace else. I've been bang'n her for two months and its like the first time with each try.

[QUOTE=Cablebrother]First of all thanks to ILuvAsians for getting back to me. I did end up seeing the AMP girl he spoke of and he wasn't kidding. She was young and hot. Language barrier sucked big time and I couldn't get any kind of BJ but it was pretty good. She couldn't do some of the positions I wanted because she had bad knees. That's what I got from her at least.

3 call system and no problems. Wonder who they have coming in next.[/QUOTE]I visited Lily a total of three times while she was at the apartment near the Double Dragon. Cablebrother, sorry to hear that your experience wasn't as good as mine. I enjoyed her cock sucking skills very much! I also enjoyed tasting her juices while we dined at the 69. I fucked her in many positions, doggy, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, spooning, and of course missionary. I called her mamasan and said to keep my humber and call me agian when lily is back in town. Maybe next time I can persuade her to open the backdoor! Guys it might help learning a little bit of chinese too.

[url]http://milwaukee.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/the-best-relaxing-massage/3321737[/url]

If 3rd time's a charm, then I finally struck out with this one. She is a sweet heart, average looking, but still has a very cute demeanor. The massage is 4.0 for 30 minutes, focuses on the inner legs, and ventures awfully close up the towel. The towel then gets replaced (over and over.) After three visits, I'm either missing all her green lights, or she's serious that my time alone at the end is for DIY and will never progress beyond that. I give up!

PM me if you've experienced any different.

Wi Nite Owl

I'm pretty sure that this is Jessica. If that's the case, a while back guys posted that there are no extras to be had. Check out these two links -

[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=622641&postcount=1053[/url]

[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=654103&postcount=62[/url]

I'm still looking for a solid full body therapeutic massage and HE. I seem to be able to get one or the other but not both. The EMPs in Chicago seem to be the closest thing but they are too much of drive.

Sure there are plenty out there that give HE but they are either lousy at massage, ugly, fat, or talk too much.

I think I'd trade in all my escorts for one good solid massage therapist that knows how to please a man with a deep tissue massage and sensual ending. Not one of those jack rabbit lawn mower starting endings.

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty]
I think I'd trade in all my escorts for one good solid massage therapist that knows how to please a man with a deep tissue massage and sensual ending. Not one of those jack rabbit lawn mower starting endings.[/QUOTE]

Have you tried Lisa/Lita on Locust? There was just one report a year back (look up CL reviews), but, considering how rarely she advertises, I suspect that she is not bad in both categories.

When it comes to Coutney, I am the biggest sucker of you all. Seduced, manipulated and scammed over and over again. No one in this town in her business is as ruthless or a better ripoff artist than her. My humble advice is to stay away or you'll get burned like I did.

Has any one seen Pari who advertises on CL and Ebay for Time to Unwind

Therapeutic Massage in Waukesha

How would you rate her service, skills, price, and looks?

Is she therapeutic massage only, HE, or extras?

Thanks

[QUOTE=Ptbarnum]When it comes to Coutney, I am the biggest sucker of you all. Seduced, manipulated and scammed over and over again. No one in this town in her business is as ruthless or a better ripoff artist than her. My humble advice is to stay away or you'll get burned like I did.[/QUOTE]

You didn't rtff? You went more than once? Oh dude. She truly is the biggest ripoff in Milwaukee. $120 for absolutely zero!!!! no massage, nothing. She has to be the worst without question, the worst LMT I've ever been too.

I actually know Courtney quite well. We have a history that dates back to her days at the tanning salon. One additional fact that should be known (and which makes her even more dangerous) is that in addition to being a con artist she is mentally unstable. Among other things, she is extremely paranoid and a clear cut pathological liar. It took me a while to get this, but you cannot believe most of what she says. It's all part of the con. The sad part is that I think she actually believes alot of the BS she serves up.

Thank you BadAz. As they say, "Fool me once..."

Jessica is great for the small, but for 40, talk really is cheap!

[QUOTE=BadAz Mofo]Wi Nite Owl

I'm pretty sure that this is Jessica. If that's the case, a while back guys posted that there are no extras to be had. Check out these two links -

[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=622641&postcount=1053[/url]

[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=654103&postcount=62[/url][/QUOTE]

I know they're a legit LMT establishment, but a guy can dream.

[url]http://*******.com/33kbazx[/url]

The brunette looks smoking! I'd TOFTT just to get a vanilla massage from a lovely like her.

Made a visit to Racine to see the Asian advertising on BP. I went with the Massage for 1. She was young and pretty, seemed eager too. I had to throw in another $20 for HE. Massage was OK. Had to slow her down on the HE. She went full nude too. Let me suck on her titties. All in all tje experience I was looking for.

I have a few last comments regarding Courtney or Miss Lomi Lomi. When we enter her room, take off our clothes, get on her table, and let her touch us we automatically give away our power. She is totally in charge and we are at her mercy. This is what she thrives on most. My hunch; a sexual abuse victim who gets off having her way with men as payback. If you look rich, seem to have status, are good looking to her, or whatever other criteria she uses, she will give you a more sensual massage so you will come back again. "Upscale Brookfield, absolutely beautiful executive. ' what a bunch of crap. If she wasn't so pretty, she would have no clients. By the way, she has no formal training in massage and all the other areas of practice she professes to have expertise in; life coaching, spirituality, self help, counseling/coaching etc.

Is all BS.

I was with a nice girl today. Seniors and other trusted members can pm for details if interested, but you have to promise to treat her nice.

$125 for 1/2 hour, $225 for a full hour.

Just realized I posted this under massage parlor reports. It should have been under general reports for escorts, sorry.

Damn,

I read about these prices. Wow. In my world, that's a lot of money.

On one side $225 for the hour is a lot of cash, for most of us who work hard for 20+ and hour, if even.

On the other side, I have to admit I have (very) occasionally spent $150 a night at a strip club and came home to lefty.. Actually every time I was at the SC's I came home to lefty, except for the rare instances that a good girl can finish the task on a dance (which runs about $60)

Well, Seems that when I can part with the cash, the provider route has a lot more benefit than hitting random clubs and leaving blue.

I think If I dropped that kind of cash it would be exciting in anticipation. But after the deal, I think I would feel like an addict that is kicking himself in the ass as I would think. Oh, there was a car payment, gone.

Okay. Thats just my rant. Where's the nice $50 BBBJ's? Thats what I'm in the mood for.

[QUOTE=Lonelyguy128]I was with a nice girl today. Seniors and other trusted members can pm for details if interested, but you have to promise to treat her nice.

$125 for 1/2 hour, $225 for a full hour.[/QUOTE]

Okay. Thats just my rant. Where's the nice $50 BBBJ's? Thats what I'm in the mood for.[/QUOTE]

You can find a bbj on the street for less than .5. I am a little too cautious for that, so I pay the price for a little more safety.

I know this is a lot of money to a lot of people, but like you said if you can afford $100 or more at a strip club, why not use that money to get the job done. I think the hour rate is high, but I was satisfied with the 1/2 hour rate. In fact there are only a few times that I felt like I got as much for my money, factoring in quality of service and looks of the provider.

I visited twice in the last 2 months and both times I was not disappointed.

First visit the girl was quite young with nice tits, and a bit of baby fat. She offered and assisted with a shower, and a decent massage. When it was time she gave option of CBJ or BBJ, I chose BBJ and she said to warn her if I was close. Then CG, Mish and Doggy followed, and I gave her a map of Hawaii on her back.

Second visit, late 30's very slender, very long hair. Showered, massage, CBJ, mish, finished in doggy. Kind of rushed but it was very late in the night.

Almost as good as 92nd and Oklahoma was.

[QUOTE=Lonelyguy128]
You can find a bbj on the street for less than .5. I am a little too cautious for that, so I pay the price for a little more safety.[/QUOTE]

For 50 you can get 2.5 SW BJs & some of the providers out there are superb. I encourage you to go for these gals as most of them are no more scary than anyone you meet in a MP. Anyways, what is 0.5 BJ? Not sure, but it's better than nothing.

CM

[QUOTE=Craven Morehead]For 50 you can get 2.5 SW BJs & some of the providers out there are superb. I encourage you to go for these gals as most of them are no more scary than anyone you meet in a MP. Anyways, what is 0.5 BJ? Not sure, but it's better than nothing.

CM[/QUOTE]

I was not trying to knock SWs or anyone who frequents them. I have mentioned in posts that I admire guys who have the balls to cruise and I freely admit I don't. To each his own. That you can get what you want much cheaper than I can is great for you, but it's not for me.

I was just responding to the post complaining about the price I paid for a comfortable, safe experience with a hot provider. And I answered the best I could to the question of where he can get bbj for .5, or $ 50.00 American money, if you prefer that term.

No, I fullly agree, I hate myself when I occasionally venture to a SC and drop cash on nothing. It is and could be better spent on a provider.

1/2 hr. As bad as it sounds is good enough for me, as I am not looking for FS. (after all, that would be cheating) Problems are always finding a solid provider that isn't a bait & switch or a complete scam. I'm also very leary of the SW scene, especially since I have never seen one. And have no idea if it would be legitimate or not. Last thing we all want is that little head leading us to bracelets.

Please keep the good info coming.

[QUOTE=Lonelyguy128]I was not trying to knock SWs or anyone who frequents them. I have mentioned in posts that I admire guys who have the balls to cruise and I freely admit I don't. To each his own. That you can get what you want much cheaper than I can is great for you, but it's not for me.

I was just responding to the post complaining about the price I paid for a comfortable, safe experience with a hot provider. And I answered the best I could to the question of where he can get bbj for. 5, or $ 50. 00 American money, if you prefer that term.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty]I'm still looking for a solid full body therapeutic massage and HE. I seem to be able to get one or the other but not both. The EMPs in Chicago seem to be the closest thing but they are too much of drive.

Sure there are plenty out there that give HE but they are either lousy at massage, ugly, fat, or talk too much.

I think I'd trade in all my escorts for one good solid massage therapist that knows how to please a man with a deep tissue massage and sensual ending. Not one of those jack rabbit lawn mower starting endings.[/QUOTE]


Try Rachel. She's in West Allis. There are two Rachel's in WA though. The one I'm talking about has a # starting with 544- . I don't remember the rest but she posted on CL therapeutic a couple of weeks ago.

I was once a friend of the brunette Rachel (the Mom with 2 girls). I got involved casually with her over a few visits. Then she met an unattached, steady guy who was also a customer and apparently feel in love. She'll no longer will take my calls and now has a 'no dating' disclaimer on her web-page. I confused the client/friend situation. Why buy the cow when the milk's free, right? She rightfully ended up feeling burned.

[QUOTE=X Factor414]Try Rachel. She's in West Allis. There are two Rachel's in WA though. The one I'm talking about has a # starting with 544- . I don't remember the rest but she posted on CL therapeutic a couple of weeks ago.[/QUOTE]

Would someone please PM me the digits for this place. I used the old on 92nd & Oaklahoma a lot with great results almost every time.

You guys that have posted about the DD AMP seem to all be satisfied with the service and quality.

If no one has digits can you tell me where to find their ad?

Thanks in advance.

Rachel has been through a lot and has a strictly legitimate only policy now. She was not always so strict after her divorce, but she is now expecting her third child and has decided for the good of the children to stay strictly legitimate. She gives a nice massage. Draping required. If she had a way to make money with the flexibility that massage offers, she would do it. She is tired of guys always trying for more. A real case of been there done that don't want to be that person. If you are looking for HE or even just like the challenge of getting a legitimate MT to do more, do her a favor and go somewhere else. Life is hard enough for her without always being hit on.

I agree with "Day's Fun". I have been searching and cannot find anything near there. Can someone please post where to find some info?

Thanks

I agree, Wetboy. It's probably a good idea to put the subject of Rachel to rest. That ship has sailed for us. The option of receiving an excellent, therapeutic massage from a beautiful provider is ever dwindling in Milwaukee.

[QUOTE=Wetboy]Rachel has been through a lot and has a strictly legitimate only policy now. She was not always so strict after her divorce, but she is now expecting her third child and has decided for the good of the children to stay strictly legitimate. She gives a nice massage. Draping required. If she had a way to make money with the flexibility that massage offers, she would do it. She is tired of guys always trying for more. A real case of been there done that don't want to be that person. If you are looking for HE or even just like the challenge of getting a legitimate MT to do more, do her a favor and go somewhere else. Life is hard enough for her without always being hit on.[/QUOTE]

I have seen Sassy multiple times. Has amazing breasts and does mutual massages from her private home. She runs specials all the time and worth the time in my opinion. Here's her ad and send her an email.

"I am a 5'6 brown hair, blue eyed, single white woman living in Dirty Stallis.

I give great massages and have a large repeat client base.

I don't like to answer a TON of e-mails asking me a ton of ridiculous questions.

I give massages and if you want to massage or touch me while I touch you that is fine. Shoot me an e-mail and I will respond with my phone # and the information you need. I would love to have my hands on you TODAY! "

Name is Sassy

Email is lonelyrosebud2002atyahoo. Com

I could swear there are two similar ones out of West Allis that have 'rose' as a part of their email addy.

Cablebrother, is lonelyrosebud2002 in her late 30's to mid 40's?

[QUOTE=Cablebrother; 1074004]I have seen Sassy multiple times. Has amazing breasts and does mutual massages from her private home. She runs specials all the time and worth the time in my opinion. Here's her ad and send her an email.

"I am a 5'6 brown hair, blue eyed, single white woman living in Dirty Stallis.

I give great massages and have a large repeat client base.

I don't like to answer a TON of e-mails asking me a ton of ridiculous questions.

I give massages and if you want to massage or touch me while I touch you that is fine. Shoot me an e-mail and I will respond with my phone # and the information you need. I would love to have my hands on you TODAY! "

Name is Sassy

Email is lonelyrosebud2002atyahoo. Com[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Cablebrother; 1074004]I have seen Sassy multiple times. Has amazing breasts and does mutual massages from her private home. She runs specials all the time and worth the time in my opinion. Here's her ad and send her an email.

"I am a 5'6 brown hair, blue eyed, single white woman living in Dirty Stallis.

I give great massages and have a large repeat client base.

I don't like to answer a TON of e-mails asking me a ton of ridiculous questions.

I give massages and if you want to massage or touch me while I touch you that is fine. Shoot me an e-mail and I will respond with my phone # and the information you need. I would love to have my hands on you TODAY! "

Name is Sassy

Email is lonelyrosebud2002atyahoo. Com[/QUOTE]I thought she was a bit heavy for my taste. However if you are getting what you want. Go for it dude. Hows the massage? Deep tissue? Does she try? Hows the ending? Hands only? Mutual touching. Is that all it is or do you end up 69ing on the floor like animals? Value $, compared to the competition. PM if you want. If she gives a good massage, I might let the weight issue go.

[QUOTE=Wi Nite Owl; 1074406]I could swear there are two similar ones out of West Allis that have 'rose' as a part of their email addy.

Cablebrother, is lonelyrosebud2002 in her late 30's to mid 40's? [/QUOTE]Yes that would be her.

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;1074523]I thought she was a bit heavy for my taste. However if you are getting what you want. Go for it dude. Hows the massage? Deep tissue? Does she try? Hows the ending? Hands only? Mutual touching. Is that all it is or do you end up 69ing on the floor like animals? Value $, compared to the competition. PM if you want. If she gives a good massage, I might let the weight issue go.[/QUOTE]If I'm going to be honest I would say the massage kinda blows to be honest. She likes to talk and basically rub here and there and she does have oils if you want. Mutual touching yea and for a heavier girl she has some great tits. Just my opinion though. Value. Well. For under 75 for 30 min I get what I need. I might be an oddball though. I only get to do the hobby once in a great while and sometimes when a good release is needed she takes care of the job. I will say this. Although she's nice to talk to and what not she really doesn't say much when taking care of the ending. Maybe your experience will be different but I wanted to throw it out there for the board to at least know she's a real person and safe spot to go to if you want.

[QUOTE=Cablebrother; 1074602]Yes that would be her.

If I'm going to be honest I would say the massage kinda blows to be honest. She likes to talk and basically rub here and there and she does have oils if you want. Mutual touching yea and for a heavier girl she has some great tits. Just my opinion though. Value. Well. For under 75 for 30 min I get what I need. I might be an oddball though. I only get to do the hobby once in a great while and sometimes when a good release is needed she takes care of the job. I will say this. Although she's nice to talk to and what not she really doesn't say much when taking care of the ending. Maybe your experience will be different but I wanted to throw it out there for the board to at least know she's a real person and safe spot to go to if you want. [/QUOTE]We sure have a few characters out there. Ever go the the chubby gal in Tosa with the monster truck tits? When I see that ad on backpage, its like "uuuuuuughhh". Scares me. But I think some guys are into that. Well there is no shortage of HE specialist in Milwaukee. Its the ones that got away, those are the ones I miss.

The true gems (Rachel, IMHO) burn out quickly like a flame. The dregs post week after week.

How many times do I need to see a post on Backpage for Brandi, Monette, Eastside 'sea-salt scrub', to be reminded we are short on help in Milwaukee. Did I leave any out? .

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;1074994]Its the ones that got away, those are the ones I miss.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;1074994] Ever go the the chubby gal in Tosa with the monster truck tits? [/QUOTE]I know the ad you're talking about but no. I have never seen her. LOL. Monster truck tits. That's classic. .

[QUOTE=Wi Nite Owl; 1075071]The true gems (Rachel, IMHO) burn out quickly like a flame. The dregs post week after week.

How many times do I need to see a post on Backpage for Brandi, Monette, Eastside 'sea-salt scrub', to be reminded we are short on help in Milwaukee. Did I leave any out? . [/QUOTE]How about cuckoo Cuntney the scammer?

[QUOTE=Ptbarnum;1075685]How about cuckoo Cuntney the scammer?[/QUOTE]or Modern Massage. Where the gal has devoted pages on her web site how its ok to do mutually nude massages but says she will do everything but get you off. I've heard nothing but bad reports on her. Just look at her web site and she just rambles on and on and on, no spell check, whining about an ex husband. Then tries to convince us she is a true professional. I think after reading her 3rd grade level web site and her obsession with sex talk (all talk no action, I won't go. She spends most of her web site pushing clients away. If you want one of those hippie holistic massages by a naked woman that will get on your nerves like a dentist drill, then this is the girl for you. I've heard she has reluctantly done the deed, but why should any of us have to plead and beg?

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;1075869]or Modern Massage. ........ I've heard she has reluctantly done the deed, but why should any of us have to plead and beg?[/QUOTE]Absolutely, save your begging for wives and girl friends. LOL

I saw Karen once. The massage is decent but no, she wouldn't finish me off. She comes close, rubs the inner thighs and grazes over the sac and lets you touch her tits but that's it. Maybe once she knows you she'll do more but I'll never find that out.