Lei Lani AKA Brandy AKA Mrs. Rose.
OK. I know I shouldn't have even tried based on earlier posts, but she was the only massage provider that I knew was in the right location for me.
Called around noon and made a 4pm appointment. She sounded cool on the phone and asked me to call her from near by 5 to 10 mins before to get the exact location. I arrived at the said location on time and gave her a call. She tells me she is on her way back from the cleaners and will be home in 5 mins (Yes at this point I knew I was getting blown off and not in the good way). Tells me to head to the closest intersection to her spot and to call her in 5. I do as requested and no answer. Try again in 10 and the same.
WHY do you providers do this? You had 3 oppertunities to simply tell me that the meeting wasn't going to happen. As much as I don't like being canceled on, it's a 1000 times better than sitting in your car looking like an idiot. If things come up or you changed your mind: JUST SAY SO.
I will not even try to meet this woman again.
I wish Chocolate lived closer to work or home.
Dude
Chocolate & Carmell. 4 hands are better than 2
Called Chocolate again last week for a hh quick trip. I was heading out of town and needed a fix before a flight out of town. This time she included Carmell in the action. She is tiny, looks like early 20s but says she is early 30s. A-B cup really, really tight ass that you can grab and squeeze as much as you want. $.4 for HH. Both topless roaming very much allowed. Decent rub before the flip, lots of teasing from behind. After the flip it was right down to business with hands coming to the twig and berries from all directions. They really worked well together and worked me over very nicely. Damn, just writing this makes me want to go back today.
Still sunny in my eyes. Maybe even sunnier!
JUST returned from Golden Sunny where I met a new girl, Lisa. A litte cuter than the others. 30s maybe. Nice body, including what I think are large Bs. Roaming OTC, & UTC from the waist up. Better massage than usual AMP and the build up was even better than Kylie's (see my previous 2 reviews on her!). Lisa is not as outgoing as Kylie, but she has some skills! She had me wanting to pop pre-flip just by caressing the quail and 2 eggs!
The (what I think are the) two newest girls are a step up. Sounds like Baily got a dud, and that has happened to me a few times. I wonder if this place has the same owners now? Lately I have seen a Nissan with CT plates there parked in front of the spa. Maybe we're starting to see some talent from a larger market being transplanted. I should ask next time.
(PS. I wouldn't have returned to Golden Sunny so quickly, but I was dying for an opportunity to use "quail and 2 eggs". I considered using "Loki and the twins", but he's never been HARD ON me when I've left an inferior review. Just lucky I guess. And I'm not saying that his points aren't completely valid.)
I like your writing style
[QUOTE=Phaeque;1576715].boss left early the other day, so I started whacking it to porn, hoping that Rhonda the fat office manager would walk in my office and start screaming, but then 70 funky bass would kick in, and she'd start undressing, showing off her meat apron, while she enthusiastically engorged herself on my "penile and testicular areas". But, alas, it was not to be. So instead I ventured to Golden Sunny, encountering the aforementioned Lisa, who was possessed of that most rare occurrence of an Asian provider: a firm ass! Not to mention, she was wearing some sort of lacy underwear sort of thing, which I was just about to yoink down on her, but I musta gone too far with the edging, and her stroke / tickle technique made me pop sooner than I intended. not unlike Rhonda's hopes and dreams every time she eats another frozen Weight Watcher entree[/QUOTE]Great story and reporting. I look forward to your posts. Keep them coming.
Alternative to Golden Sunny and Delmar
[QUOTE=Grottos; 1577654]As far as AMPs goes, Golden Sunny and the new one in Delmar, which apparently is very similar, are it.
They are not as consistent, some of the woman give much longer soft touches than others, so can be hit or miss in that respect.
That being said, it seems maybe 2/3 to 3/4 of the time you'll have a good experience there, knowing what the limits are, don't expect any surprises or anything more.[/QUOTE]I have not seen it mentioned here but, if you don't mind a scenic drive, I can recommend Green Spa in Bennington, VT. Park in the lot behind Main St. And use the back entrance. It's clearly marked. They have a TS and the place in clean and neat. I've visited Suzie there 3 times and am never disappointed. She is Korean, petite, in her 30's and very vivacious and playful.
It's worth the drive.
Golden Sunny Golden Good Time
Hadn't been to Golden Sunny is a while, the last time was mediocre at best, even for Albany area AMP standards. But since it's pretty much the only game in town, I gave it a shot today. I was met by JoJo who said today was her first day here, she came from NYC. So I'm thinking, NYC AMP. Could be fun. And it was. Nice massage, she's in her 30's, and attractive (again, for Albany area AMP standards). Lot's of roaming on my part, she got up on the table and massaged the kinks out of my back and neck. Nice. On the flip I attempted to have her close that friggin' door, but no dice. So door open with the curtain across. I hate that but whatever. Nice, slow HJ and I exploded like Old Faithful. Hot towel clean up. This was a first for Golden Sunny, she asked me how much tip before she grabbed my rod. I started at $40, she asked for $60, and we settled for $50. She did let me play with her little titties under the shirt. Tried for a BJ, but "no, no. Boss, here." yada yada.
So all in all, good experience. I saw another girl when I was leaving, cute, and young, but since I hadn't been in a while I don't know if she came on the last Greyhound from NYC as well. I do know they move these girls frequently.
Be careful out there!
Healing Hands Massage 2, 4 or 6 Hand Massage (Albany / Woodstock)
Noticed a new ad on Craigslist Therapeutic that had some intriguing details... until I called and realized it was connected with the misery that is Dyna, Dynamite massage!
Well done for your first review!
[QUOTE=OpenFly2; 1585771]First post here goes. Just got back from Golden Sunnys after reading mostly positive things about on this and other sites. The gf has been pissing me off as of late so figured I go release my
Tensions elsewhere. Went in today a little after noon, was greeted by emily, seemed like mid 40s (I always over estimate with these azns) , ok face and body 5/10 I'd say. She had a great attitude, very polite and even initiated some small talk before we got started, which I thought was nice of her. Took me to the first room right by the damn entrance, wasn't too thrilled about that but I sucked it up.
She asked me if it was my first time, I told her yeah at sunnys it was. Massage itself was decent, nothing spectacular, pre-flip she was very tentative on veering off course to the junk, which was expected as I was new. After the flip I assisted her to where she needed to be and all was well and good after that. OTC above and below waist, UTC above waist although I think she may have let me below the waist if I tried. Pretty good HJ, I was impressed. Not mechanical, mixed up some different motions, but lacked attention to the ballsack. She had a really flat ass but solid B's up top, one thing I loved. Her nips were absolutely rock solid, good times pinching those suckers (no pun int.). Overall good experience, would go back there, I'd like to try out the other ladies. Damage was 70/30 for the hour.[/QUOTE]You included and shared all the needed information for your fellow members of usasexguide to be able to make an informed decision. Keep up the good work and continue to enjoy this lifestyle. Try to remember that this is supposed to be fun and enjoyable for all. And don't be afraid to share your comments as you see them, whether the comments may be positive or negative. I thank you on behalf of all the members. And if this was American Idol, even Simon Cowell (our own Loki Pk) would give you a thumbs up and advance you to the next round. LOL