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I just had an extended session with Jenny who worked in Goleta. I happened upon here by accident at another AMP. She loves to have her clit sucked and munched on. Very cool older asian lady. She is always very vocal and can come a half dozen time orally. She is pushing 50, extremely youthful body but a fugly face. She can suck the chrome (BBBJCIM) of a trailer hitch. Trusted regulars or senior please PM me for details if interested. A little 411 would be appreciated in return.
Paid a visit to Mulan recently. Nice rooms, friendly staff.
Gave. 50 for hr after mentioning. 10 discount when mentioning online ad.
Was shown to room and got ready. In walked another gal to do the massage. She asked 'you been here before? ', I tried to say 'no' and she said 'oh yes'. I thought that was funny.
She gave a nice massage, slight brushing in the right places but not much. After the flip she did some leg massage and then started playing, that woke things up. I asked her name and she said Linda (I've seen more Lindas than any other 'name') She motioned HE and asked 'you want? '. I motioned BJ and we settled on. 6. She left the room and came back with the old seran wrap cover. WHAA? I wanted her to take off her top but she only pulled up her top and bra. She has the nicest tits with huge nipples, very enjoyable.
She did a nice job though, maybe next time I'll bring my own 'standard' cover.
Not sure if more is available but that could be fun with 'Linda'.
Does anyone have any info on AMPs in Santa Maria or Nipomo? I've seen one or two but am unsure about them. Obviously I don't want to be in one if it gets raided. So any info would be greatly appreciated.
Was greeted this eve by MS. Led to first room and got ready.
Cpl minutes later in walks "JC"- late 20's? Kinda dark in the room. Looks 5, body 6. 5.
Asks hard or soft. I had a long day, I wanted to relax so I opted soft. I am suprised no TS was offered, I am from MD so I don't know if you don't have that out here or just becasue of the area set up it wasnt avail.
She started off for about 10-15min with some pushing style massage (if you call it that) I was getting extremely dissappointed and thought to myself I am only here for one reason anyway.
After 15 she abruptly leaves the room? Comes back, apologises and proceeds to lotion me up. From that point on she actually gives me a great massage. Things are looking up.
After a while on the pretty decent massage the flip. About 10min of a pretty good massage and some roaming close to the spot on top the towel. I open my eyes, she looks at me and says "ok?" I said YES, LOL.
No offer for extras just proceeds with a heavy lotion up with both hands. I was a little dissappointed. At first.
5 minutes into it, her second hand roams down my crack toward my AH. Now, this said, I've never had a prostate massage but have always wanted and wondered.
She continues the stroke while rubbing the starfish and I will tell you I wasnt upset over it.
As it went on she adjusted speed up and down to match my needs. When the time came I erupted nicely with her stroking vigorously in two areas.
Needless to say I left very happy.
I'll be flying out your way the middle of next week and staying for about a week.
Any advice on any AMPs I should definitely visit to help me relax, or any I should definitely avoid?
Thanks in advance!
Evansville Man.
Ps. *Double Thanks* to Nutzoid for some of his previous information via PM, I hope it's still up-to-date 'cause I plan on using it!
[QUOTE=Evansville Man; 1445204]I'll be flying out your way the middle of next week and staying for about a week.
Any advice on any AMPs I should definitely visit to help me relax, or any I should definitely avoid?
Thanks in advance!
Evansville Man.
Ps. *Double Thanks* to Nutzoid for some of his previous information via PM, I hope it's still up-to-date 'cause I plan on using it![/QUOTE]I hope you have a great time. BTW, for you and anyone else asking, Jenny in Ventura (previously of Goleta) is on vacation.
Does anyone have any info on any of the mp's in the Santa Maria area. I am headed up that way and was looking for info on anything. Pm me if you want.
[QUOTE=Rayle;1523715]Does anyone have any info on any of the mp's in the Santa Maria area. I am headed up that way and was looking for info on anything. Pm me if you want.[/QUOTE]Try Ocean Breeze, SE corner of Chapel St and Elizabeth St. It is its own building among a medical building and residential area. The sister Spa is Nipomo in a strip mall at SW corner of Orchard and Division, in the back near the car wash (Mandarin Spa). Some of the ladies have rotated out since my last visit. Also try Apple in Nipomo on Teft. Table shower is offered there and they are Korean. There are several places in SM but haven't tried the others.
LS
Just wanted to post about my revisit to Storke. Was greeted by Amy and led to a smaller room than previously but had a comfy table. Had a little chit chat about my day and settled on what I wanted off the menu. Then off to the races. I was impressed by Amy's performance and dexterity as we moved about. She must have had a longer day than me because she wore out quicker than I hoped. Looks 7. Performance 7 (could have been better perhaps if I was able to come earlier in the day). Therapeutic 7. She has command of a firm but relaxing touch. Would repeat but she said she was going back to LA in a few days. Guess they're cycling through within 7-10 days? Again, a well kept establishment. Sparse (which is typical) but clean in appearance.
[QUOTE=Rayle;1523715]Does anyone have any info on any of the mp's in the Santa Maria area. I am headed up that way and was looking for info on anything. Pm me if you want.[/QUOTE]I've been to the place in Nipomo two times. Nice table shower. Ended happy.
Has anyone been to the new massage place in Carpinteria? Not the one by Taco Grande, but the one by Reyes Market. I drove by yesterday but there was a bad car wreck out front as I drove up. One of the providers was outside snapping photos. I thought it looks like bad karma and I certainly don't want my photo taken, so I continued on.
[QUOTE=Franklin;1545459]Has anyone been to the new massage place in Carpinteria? Not the one by Taco Grande, but the one by Reyes Market. I drove by yesterday but there was a bad car wreck out front as I drove up. One of the providers was outside snapping photos. I thought it looks like bad karma and I certainly don't want my photo taken, so I continued on.[/QUOTE]Don't waste your time. It is a legit massage place.
[QUOTE=Nitro6372;1545740]Don't waste your time. It is a legit massage place.[/QUOTE]Bummer. Some places with some quality Latina girls would be a good add to the area on the Central Coast!
LS
[QUOTE=Nitro6372;1545740]Don't waste your time. It is a legit massage place.[/QUOTE]Yup.
Read on the Ventura board that Grace used to work at Sun Spa in Ventura.
Got a couple massages from her in Carp but no more. I even asked if she used to work in Ventura, she denied.
She does give a good massage though.
Looks like Mulan is closed. Anybody know why? Busted, lost lease?
This forum needed a post so here it is.
Bummer about Mulan, I liked that place.
There is a new place advertising on BP and CL.
They are on BP under 'Massage' and on CL under 'Therapeutic'
The interesting thing is they advertise 'Showers available'.
Jing Wu Spa on Chapala St
If I get by there, I'll certainly post a report
Mc
Long time Lurker, first time poster. Just thought I would share that I have been having some good luck at AMP's in santa maria. Menu choices vary depending on which you go to though as do the providers.
For those who have advised that it is a strictly legitimate place, I think it is not. It may be a "don't waste your time" place, but I'm not so sure. I've had two experiences there so far that, for lack of a better word, I would qualify as weird. Yet I think the place has potential. Stay tuned.
Was in Morro Bay and checked out a place. Unfortunately they told me appt only today. They were booked solid. From what I saw inside, multiple beds right at the entrance, no partitions, no rooms nothing. Too legit. Mamasan & her son? Were running the place with only one client on one bed. I was told there was another place right off the fwy and it was owned by the same family but that'll have to be another day.
[url]http://santabarbara.backpage.com/BodyRubs/sacred-body-alchemy-40/2781351[/url]
She seems interesting, could be far better than a typical AMP. There's no pricing information listed, so I'm guessing its outrageous like the Bendy girl. I'm drawn to Independant lady's that give a great massage but also know how to have some sensual fun. I'm thinking about giving her a call when I'm in tow next week. Anyone have any info on her or any other Indys in the area?
T-Man
No, not expensive like Bendy Girl. Saw her when she first started doing this type massage, maybe 2 yrs ago. At that time is was $1. 0 for hr massage with HE. She has great hands and knows how to give a nice massage. She offered a 'mutual massage' once but did not give a price. She not a looker and she's not small but very friendly. Other options: Sofia, was out of town but may be back by the time you are around Lizbeth will do outcall to SB, never seen her but she gets good reviews, if you see her make sure and share your experience.
I've always had a good experience at natural heeling in the el Mercardo plaza. Usually late 20's to mid 30's girls. Sofia on back page is the best bargain she will pretty let you do anything and gives you multiple pops. I also see Syren on back page a lot never tried her but she looks interesting. Anyone have any experience with her.
[url]http://santabarbara.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/high-standards-former-adult-film-star-syrenwylde-37/3087837[/url]
You usually can't go wrong with natural healing in the el mercardo plaza usually good looking women late 20's to mid 30's. Sofia on backpage is a bargain if you don't mind bigger girls.
Yesterday while driving by I noticed that the Storke place was closed with a skip out front and some of the windows papered up. I don't know if they are doing remodeling or something or if this place is closing.
[QUOTE=LucidLion;1816213]Yesterday while driving by I noticed that the Storke place was closed with a skip out front and some of the windows papered up. I don't know if they are doing remodeling or something or if this place is closing.[/QUOTE]I drove by the other day and noticed that it's still out of commission. The windows aren't covered anymore and it seems empty inside.
Sad to see the Merc closed- blinds in windows down and you could see inside gutted. In addition, also read that two Goleta parlors were closed..
[URL]http://www.independent.com/news/2013/dec/16/massage-parlor-employees-cited-solicitation-prosti/[/URL]
Text of article reads:
Massage Parlor Employees Cited for Solicitation of Prostitution.
Goleta Locations Visited by Undercover Detectives During Sting Operation.
Monday, December 16,2013.
By Indy Staff.
Santa Barbara county and Goleta city officials cited four people at two massage parlors last week after undercover detectives were solicited for sex during an ongoing sting operation.
At New Life Day Spa in the 5600 block of Calle Real, 52-year-old [nameremovedtobeboardcompliant] was cited and released for solicitation of prostitution and 54-year-old [nameremovedtobeboardcompliant] was cited for multiple labor code violations. At Total Relax Massage in the 5700 block of Hollister Avenue, 53-year-old [nameremovedtobeboardcompliant]was cited and released for solicitation of prostitution and 52-year-old [nameremovedtobeboardcompliant] was cited for multiple labor code violations.
The search warrants were carried out by the Sheriff's Office Special Investigations Bureau with assistance from the District Attorney's Office, City of Goleta Code Enforcement, and California's Employment Development Department.
"If you have information regarding criminal activity at these massage parlors or other similar types of businesses," said Sheriff's spokesperson [nameremovedtobeboardcompliant] in a prepared statement, "you are asked to call the Santa Barbara County Sheriff's Office Special Investigations Bureau at (805) 681-4175 or you can leave an anonymous tip at (805) 681-4171.
This is not good.
Interesting that they busted people with Chinese names. Usually girls working these AMPs are "Lucy" or "Amy" or "CoCo" or "Julie" or some other good old American name.
Stay safe and smart. We need to protect the few remaining spots that still are in business.
M2.
I hit them shortly after it opened, I was underwhelmed.
They are advertising BP and CL a lot lately, claiming to be 'new' an have gorgeous girls.
I'm wondering if it's worth revisiting.
OK, this forums is pretty dead, but recently noticed it.
[QUOTE=MmcGreggor;2239919]OK, this forums is pretty dead, but recently noticed it.[/QUOTE]MmcGreggor, I checked it out in hope it would offer extras, but it had the same legit massage that all the other places in operation in Santa Barbara / Goleta have lately. Decent massage, nothing more, like all the rest that LE has let keep running.
M2.
Over the past few months I visited a few AMPs in SB.
Made a 2nd visit to the on on Chapala. This was the same experience as the 1st visit. Weak massage by an unattractive not so young woman named Tina. The HE finish was nothing special. I do not recommend.
Tried Interwoven. What is funny is that there is a website for this place but it is a legit massage health provider, same address and phone no. Back to my visit. Went for the hour, got Lily. She is tall, thin and attractive, wearing shorts and a simple shirt. Gives a nice massage, really liked the brushing of her hair on my back. On the flip, she was going close to the boys and then I started rubbing her legs and then up her shorts, no resistance. As I went for her box she said 'period, sorry'. Then she pulled up her shirt on one side and then her bra and let me play with her tits. Nice finish, then she cleaned up. I will be back.
The 3rd place was a bit of a surprise. Is the on on Milpas. It is rather upscale, not like a typical parlor.
My first visit was just to get a legit massage because the place looked interesting. I got a very good legit massage by a very cute very tiny young girl. She would stand on the table to do the massage but no extras. In fact, I did not try.
2nd visit I opted for the 30 min body scrub with 30 min massage. The body scrub was covered by some paper shorts. The gal was nothing special but she wore a glove, saying she had some condition with her hand. The massage was pretty good, not as good as the first one, again, no extras.
3rd visit got another very good massage. This time there was rubbing very close to the boys, I thought maybe things would be different, but again no extras.
I had decided there was nothing to be had here and that was ok because I could get a nice massage for a reasonable price. Went a 4th time expecting a nice legit massage. Started out that way with more close rubs while on my belly, felt nice so I lifted and she rubbed a little more and a little further. On the flip I was semi and after some chest rubbing she moved in on the boys. I was pleasantly surprised to get a nice HE. She cleaned up and even gave a little face massage to end the session.
Sorry for the long post.
It's been a while since there's a report, either everyone is keeping mum or the well is just dry. I went to check out a place on Chapala since I was downtown. I figure why not, I saw their ads in BP / CL.
I knew It was going to be nothing happens when I saw the provider with jeans. Nothing to see here, it's legit. Sorry for the news. It's probably best to stick to the 'nard.
The massage itself is fine, the place is reasonably quiet. It's probably good for relaxing after shopping on state.
[QUOTE=Gudel;2879951]It's been a while since there's a report, either everyone is keeping mum or the well is just dry. I went to check out a place on Chapala since I was downtown. I figure why not, I saw their ads in BP / CL.
I knew It was going to be nothing happens when I saw the provider with jeans. Nothing to see here, it's legit. Sorry for the news. It's probably best to stick to the 'nard.
The massage itself is fine, the place is reasonably quiet. It's probably good for relaxing after shopping on state.[/QUOTE]It is a semi legit massage + HJ place. Been there a couple of times. Maybe you look like LE. Most Asian massage places in Santa Barbara and Goleta are similar. Though more is available at some Goleta places if you read the reviews at various sites.
Couple of the Thai massage places in upper state street are strictly legit massage places. Another strictly legit Asian massage place is on Haley.
[QUOTE=Discreet1965;2880444]It is a semi legit massage + HJ place.
Couple of the Thai massage places in upper state street are strictly legit massage places. Another strictly legit Asian massage place is on Haley.[/QUOTE]See my post two back, I reported on Chapala and Haley. I will add that I go to Haley fairly frequently and it's been awhile since I got anything. I usually go in the daytime so that may be part of it. Recently checked out the one by Tijuana's on DlaV. Fairly good massage, girl was nothing special but she was nice, very weak English. HJ only. Won't likely return.
Heard pretty good things about that mp from friends, wanted to see if you guys have any imput.
[QUOTE=KevaHeva;2902322]Heard pretty good things about that mp from friends, wanted to see if you guys have any imput.[/QUOTE]Check out old town spa in Goleta. Sophia, works Fri. & sat only, hot columbian. Goleta Health Center, next to Habit in Goleta, Usually has nice looking Asians. New Life massage, next to smoke shop is usually my life 3rd choice.
The Health Center is next to a paint shop with the burger place around the corner. The place has one big room, a tiny bathroom and I only saw a single massage room. I entered to find mama and the masseuse watching tv on an ipad. The Masseuse opened the door and was all smiles as if she recognized me (I get that a lot, guess I'm a generic white guy). I asked to use the bathroom and by the time I was gone Mama had disappeared and I was led to the massage room.
The day was hot, the rear door was open to allow air flow, the massage room door was also open to allow air. For some reason the fan in the massage room was off as well.
Masseuse was cute, about a 7 in my book. Thin with perky breasts. Perhaps early 40's, I'm a terrible judge of age. She smiled a lot and giggled which was adorable. She never talked price or anything like that which I also appreciated.
So I paid for a half hour (. 4) and got naked on the table. She came in a minute or two later and gave me a forgettable massage. After awhile I brushed her calf and shin to make sure she got the hint. She responded by gently brushing my taint and crack. I adjusted. I think we both knew what was going on by that point. She loved me and needed me and was willing to break her massage code to get some action.
So on the flip she wasted little time in gently brushing my junk and then outright working it. The massage was weak, the hand work was nice. I pawed at her a bit and she lifted her bra above her breast and then even came over so I could taste her little C-size cups. I lost it at that point and she smiled and cleaned me up. Got me a cup of water and I dressed and gave her a tip. 4 to show my appreciation.
You should check out Asian care massage located at 3532 state st, Santa Barbara. Girls from there are very young like 20-25 years old. And very pretty. They are Korean and Chinese with best skills.
[QUOTE=Monster224;3008933]You should check out Asian care massage located at 3532 state st, Santa Barbara. Girls from there are very young like 20-25 years old. And very pretty. They are Korean and Chinese with best skills.[/QUOTE]Pretty is, as pretty does! What services are available?
Recently checked out this place. Had a very nice visit with Tina. Young, cute and great attitude. Monster 224.
[QUOTE=Nutzoid;3010932]Pretty is, as pretty does! What services are available?[/QUOTE]Nutz: the menu is full.
Does anyone know if Old Town Spa has a back door entrance? Not too crazy with the exposure of the front door.