Craigslist Advertiser Reviews

Reporting back.

I tried calling about half a dozen numbers last night and all struck out! Danell wasn't accepting calls, Monica's mailbox is full, Island Goddess doesn't answer, Phoebe no answer, so I was stuck. I just needed some action.

Called Taylor at 878-6049 and she agreed to meet. She is mechanical, is FS but strictly a half and half girl. Her body is smoking HOT. Good personality, but it's definitely a job for her. She agreed to multiple pops.

I would recommend her, but only in a pinch. She is definitely a healthy girl, not drugged out that I could tell, and smoking hot body, face was pretty too.

I saw Kara Saturday night and had a good time.

[url]http://fortmyers.craigslist.org/ers/665948361.html[/url]

She is quite pretty besides her hair being a different color than her picture. She was clean and well presented. She was friendly and not mechanical at all. We had fun. She gave BBBJ and FS w/condom.

She recently got a bad review on Craiglist but she explained that she thought she was being set-up by LE so she bailed.

I will see her again.

Everyone should give her a try. The economy is bad and business is slow for the providers of our hobby.

[QUOTE=Antpasqu]I saw Kara Saturday night and had a good time.

[url]http://fortmyers.craigslist.org/ers/665948361.html[/url]

She is quite pretty besides her hair being a different color than her picture. She was clean and well presented. She was friendly and not mechanical at all. We had fun. She gave BBBJ and FS w/condom.

She recently got a bad review on Craiglist but she explained that she thought she was being set-up by LE so she bailed.

I will see her again.

Everyone should give her a try. The economy is bad and business is slow for the providers of our hobby.[/QUOTE]Great to hear! Some a-hole was posting the opposite type of review on CL.

We know who to believe.

Any info on her?

[quote]This little GENIE is GRANTING NAUGHTY WISHES 239 344 6441 - 21 (CAPE INCALL/OUTCALL)

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Reply to: [email]pers-688773667@craigslist.org[/email]
Date: 2008-05-20, 8:53PM EDT

From fetishes to watersports and more...what ever it is that u want, WE can make it happen. Making wishes becum reality

Location: CAPE INCALL/OUTCALL
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 688773667[/quote]

[QUOTE=Bamajet]Any info on her?[/QUOTE]Stay the F AWAY that is an Agency that used to be called passionz, very unprofessional and the girls are bad news, disgusting. 344-6441.

Some ghetto Black chick in the Cape runs the Joint. They have you meet behind the Edison mall and its an overall mess of a situation. They look Nothing like the pics and girls are nasty. TOFTT BIG TIME.

I've noticed a couple of negative reports about this provider, but my experience has been good. She's heavily tatted and on the "alternative experience" side for sure, but her attitude, skills and personality were great as far as I was concerned.

Saw Jade over the weekend. She is now in North FM. After learning the menu I opted for the french lesson. She was/is quite good at it. But I felt rushed to finish and leave. Lots of eye contact. No kissing or touching of her. I left very drained and satisfied, but I prefer alittle more contact and intimacy.

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____________YOUNG __& __READY___ - w4m - 19 (ft myers, cape coral, )

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Reply to: [email]pers-697510726@craigslist.org[/email]
Date: 2008-05-27, 8:01PM EDT


Call me

239...645...0866

In / Out

Hot, slim, brunette, natural 34 c's! Very nice..

Cum see for yourself!

MUUAHH!
+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=[/quote]I saw Jessica for $$ and it was not a good deal. She is young and has a wonderful body, especially great boobs but that was the end of the good part. Everything was covered and covered was good when it came time for the FS because there was a very strong odor :( BJ was brief and uninspired, the rickity twin bed location was uncomfortable.

Anyone ever try her?
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START YOUR WEEK WITH A BANG**CALL ME**THE REAL DEAL**LOW RATES** - w4m - 23 (Cape Coral)
Reply to: [email]pers-704676414@craigslist.org[/email]
Date: 2008-06-02, 11:37AM EDT


Looking to start your week with a bang? Look no further and call me. I'm the real deal and I'm ready to rock your world for the great deal of 100 roses! I understand that times are tough but thats no reason why you dont deserve to have a good time with a naughty girl..... Call now!

long dark hair
5 feet 2 inches tall
150 lbs
sparkling blue eyes
beautifully real 36DD's

Dont hestitate and call me now!! 239*728*7529
I will NOT answer emails, texts, or blocked calls.




* Location: Cape Coral

[QUOTE=PogoStick]Anyone ever try her?
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START YOUR WEEK WITH A BANG**CALL ME**THE REAL DEAL**LOW RATES** - w4m - 23 (Cape Coral)
Reply to: [email]pers-704676414@craigslist.org[/email]
Date: 2008-06-02, 11:37AM EDT


Looking to start your week with a bang? Look no further and call me. I'm the real deal and I'm ready to rock your world for the great deal of 100 roses! I understand that times are tough but thats no reason why you dont deserve to have a good time with a naughty girl..... Call now!

long dark hair
5 feet 2 inches tall
150 lbs
sparkling blue eyes
beautifully real 36DD's

Dont hestitate and call me now!! 239*728*7529[/QUOTE]I have, she is very sweet, and very enthusiastic. I'd repeat for sure.

Another bait and switch agency, they show pics of a Blond and you show up and some Brunette Red Neck with rotten teeth is there to meet you.

With the cost of fuel these days, why do these agencies play games?

Just tell me the girl in the pic is not available would you like another?

Stay with the Independent girls if you can find a nice one, easier to negotiate because they don't have to pay the house half.

Agency girls are too dumb and stupid to use a computer, most have just been swept off the street by Pimp and are drugged out, homeless and just plain nasty.

Also word to the wise never let these freaks inside your house for they will find a way to steal your Jewlery, money, toothbrush no joke! Avoid them knowing where you live.

I saw a new girl Kitten advertising 20 yrs old in Bonita. Anyone tap that? I will explore that soon.

Thanks,

I'll give her a try!

Pogo

[QUOTE=manny33919]I've noticed a couple of negative reports about this provider, but my experience has been good. She's heavily tatted and on the "alternative experience" side for sure, but her attitude, skills and personality were great as far as I was concerned.[/QUOTE]Just had a visit with her today and had a good experience with her. She was about making me happy and did a great job with it. I can see how a bad experience can happen because she is wary but once a good vibe happenned everything went well.

Hey I was wondering if anyone has any experience with April? She's been posting since Early June and the only review I've seen looks kind of like she might have written it herself?

Any input would be appreciated.

Thanks

There is nothing I see on TER about April.

This add is to a cash and dash operation, she only got away with half. Watch out!

Hey fellas, Holly here to make your night cumpletley unforgetable. My fs will curl your toes and make you sweat with desire and lust. Call me now for the best service for lowest prices always!! 239 895 8126 XOXOX HOLLY

mailto:pers-724409421@craigslist.org?subject=*~*I%20have%20time%20for%202%20more*~*%20-%20w4m%20-%2022%20(Ft.%20Myers)

Anyonne seen this lady. I may tftt if there is no one that's seen her.

Let her know that you will be writing a review on her so maybe you can get a discount.

Here is her ad on CL:

[url]http://fortmyers.craigslist.org/ers/723400622.html[/url]

[QUOTE=Armysigep]Here is her ad on CL:

[url]http://fortmyers.craigslist.org/ers/723400622.html[/url][/QUOTE]

WTF is ghetto charm? I guess she plays rap music and then rips you off. Looks like white trash to me.

Good luck, Vero

The post's telephone # also tie into a "Nikki" in Temple Terrace in the Tampa area and whoever it is is also selling a washer dryer combo.. see both below.

For what it's worth, there are enough moving parts going on here to cause anyone a certain degree of concern.

Here's the washer-dryer ad:

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::::::WASHER/DRYER:::150/SET!! GOOD CONDITION::::: - $150 (SW CAPE CORAL)

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Reply to: [email]sale-689151056@craigslist.org[/email]
Date: 2008-05-21, 7:08AM EDT


I AM SELLING A WASHER AND DRYER SET..THEY ARE IN GOOD CONDITION....CALL NOW THEY WONT LAST! 239-265-8240, ASK FOR MIKE. THANKS.

Location: SW CAPE CORAL
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests


and here's the "Nikki" Ad... same Ph. #

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::::::::::::LATE NITE SPECIAL WITH A HOTTY!!:::::::::;INCAL ONLY: - w4w - 19 (TAMPA/ TEMPLE TERRACE)

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Reply to: [email]pers-719350745@craigslist.org[/email]
Date: 2008-06-14, 2:19AM EDT


HEY GUY'S CALL ME FOR A GREAT TIME AND MORE INFO... I'M NEW TO THE AREA IN SEARCH OF A GENTALMAN WHO KNOWS HOW TO TREAT A LADY.. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS CALL AND LEAVE THE REST UP TO ME...19YRS, 5'4, 125LBS,34B-24-36.. AMAZING AND PERSONALITY... IM WAITING... 239-265-8240, NIKKI

Location: TAMPA/ TEMPLE TERRACE
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

[QUOTE=Capesun]This number keeps showing some gorgeous young girls, the ad claims they are all 19. 150 for pretty young girls sounds suspicious to me. Maybe LE?[/QUOTE]

The phone number returns these posts;

[url]http://tampa.craigslist.org/ers/719350745.html[/url]
the name here is Nikki

[url]http://fortmyers.craigslist.org/hsh/689151056.html[/url]
maybe you can call this number and ask to see the item for sale

I have seen CoCo and the remark made about WTF is Ghetto Charm no it does not mean play rap music and rip you off. This girl is totally legit and well worth the money. Not at all white trash happens to work in a local strip club. Had a great time and for once a great way to spend my money.

Also have seen Candice she advertises alot and was well worth it.

[url]http://fortmyers.craigslist.org/ers/729886966.html[/url]

Gentleman I must say I have been doing this for some time, and I really enjoyed this young ladies company. I was a little apprehensive as I have seen some bad reviews on CL, which she had no problem explaining. It appears another provider that she has worked with that lives in the same apartment complex was the one who posted ads such as ROBBED BY KITTEN etc. etc. She told me that provider used a lot of drugs and didn't take care of herself so when she decided not to work with her anymore the bad reviews started to show on CL. Within 5 minutes of meeting this provider you will see that would not be possible lol. She's sweet as can be and offers rates from 75 - 350 for the full boat. Her apartment was neat and tidy, personal hygiene was exceptional, and I plan to see her again very soon. If anybody would like any more details about my visit with her feel free to contact me.

Word to the wise my buddy got popped and got nailed from a Lady LE over the weekend.

Use common sense if they do not show their face in the ad or haven't been reviewed here stay away or have then email you a pick or send it thru the cell phone. Not good cost of car getting towed and a nite in the slammer, upcoming court date the nine yards, good thing he is not married nor has kids.

Also I hooked up with some chick that uses 239 200-xxxx don't even remember the last 4 digits,number nor do I care it was a nightmare , her add has her at 5ft6 130, she opened the door she was a shot hispanic girl like 4ft11 pushing 180lbs un fukin real.......I was so horny and grossed out plus too tired to argue so Ijust told her to change my oil, which wasn't bad but what fat girl doesn't suck good dik ? But no way was I putting my johnson in that for it was disgusting and I wasn't throwing my back out.

Also stay away from Lexi does are not her pics and just uses pics from the net 239 362-423, also Destiny changes her name every week from Kitten to Angel, she is another farm animal 239-384-2902 with fake pics.

WTF is up with all these fake pics ? [url]http://fortmyers.craigslist.org/ers/730199131.html[/url]

Who's the knucklehead that told people to read reviews on this site at CL ?

Good job now we have the pleasure of these lovely crackhead providers on here self promoting themselves.

Yeah ok 350 for a short little fat girl named Kitten, getdafukouttahere.

Congratulations guys, now don't come back crying after you get robbed, This chick is a nightmare from past reviews now all of the sudden here come the new amazing great reviews, Kitten followed by COCO.

[QUOTE=Rayray87]Who's the knucklehead that told people to read reviews on this site at CL ?

Good job now we have the pleasure of these lovely crackhead providers on here self promoting themselves.

Yeah ok 350 for a short little fat girl named Kitten, getdafukouttahere.

Congratulations guys, now don't come back crying after you get robbed, This chick is a nightmare from past reviews now all of the sudden here come the new amazing great reviews, Kitten followed by COCO.[/QUOTE]I have no idea about COCO but I am the "monger" that posted about my visit with Kitten. 350 was for 2 hours, 4 cups including one in Greece and I had a really good time with her. Don't knock me for trying to pass on some good information.

[url]http://fortmyers.craigslist.org/ers/734849057.html[/url]

239-634-0099 or 239-590-5688

Alisa is really old and Christina is really fat...They work out of a nice house inside a maximum security gated utopia community in ft myers..Their both 150 for the un-rushed hour...the experience was rather mediocre,nothing to brag about...I wouldn't repeat but if in your into heavy sets go for it.

also, "Naples freak" looks like a bad account.

[QUOTE=Naples Freak]I have no idea about COCO but I am the "monger" that posted about my visit with Kitten. 350 was for 2 hours, 4 cups including one in Greece and I had a really good time with her. Don't knock me for trying to pass on some good information.[/QUOTE]Look your her pimp that advertises for her thats cool you need to make money. She is a nice girl but cmon bro she is way overweight and she only shows her face pic in the ad, for there is a reason she won't show her full body.

Good information? Your a fraud just because you get a piece of her $ action. 350? LOL 4 CUPS one ANAL. Do you realize how you are just destroying the girls business and scaring people away. I am not gonna knock her but here it goes

20 years old 5ft 3 170 lbs, has incall in North Naples her contact # 200 6486 BBBJ, she does have good oral skills, never met an obese girl who didn't. 60 roses for massage, HJ and BBBJ she wanted 80 took what I gave her, for I was gonna walk out but TOFT.

Apartment was nice and clean, overall she is a nice girl but 350. What the fawk are you smoking? Anyone on here knows you never paid her that LOL, stop the promotion! Go back to craigslist, for the guys on here aint stupid.

My report is accurate if anyone wants to drive to North Naples/ Bonita for a quick lube job thats fine. But when she opens the door you been warned.

If your gonna promote her show everyone her full body length pic, I am just here to report because us guys work hard for our money and gas aint cheap, If you want to make money on her send her ass to the GYM and get rid of the Jelly roles and have her lose at least 50lbs then come back here talking isht.

Yeah you shot 4 cups for 2 hours and paid her 350. Do you realize people are laughing at you and its so obvious you are promoting her.

I don't like to give bad reports, but would like to give others a heads up before they get burned. I appreciate other guys warning me on the skanks out there. This is not a promotional site but informative.

Finally she is a nice girl and was friendly but can't be too smart if she has you handling her business.

While I am at it thanks for reminding me Diamond 200 number don't remember the last 4 digits nor do I care to who is a Latin girl actually heavier than Kitten (they change their names weekly so what does that tell you? ) She is huge and only 4 ft 11 and like I posted previously I was too tired to argue so just settled for BBBJ. Again I refused to do FS with a Chick thats shorter and Heavier than me, and I am 6ft 170lbs.

I am glad you called me out MR Pimp, here is another horror guys, she goes by the Name Destiny 239-384-2902, lives in the same complex as Kitten, she opens the door I walk in she has her boyfriend hanging out in the other room. What the fawk is that? So no way was I staying for that, I like privacy but I wasn't staying anyway for her azz was the size of China and she was ugly, another craiglist dead beat with fake pics.

I never thought I say this but the girl in the Cape on Gleason with the dog with urine stains on the carpet, that short disgusting troll is actually better than the 3 mentioned above.

Thanks for calling me out Pimp boy you reminded me of the the other 2 nightmares Diamond and Destiny. Now go back to craigslit where you can promote your stable, for that aint gonna fly here.

Any reviews on this girl?

[url]http://fortmyers.craigslist.org/ers/735605993.html[/url]

[QUOTE=Capesun]$150 for this young thing? somethings fishy here, no pun intended. anyone with info on her?[/QUOTE]See Report #144.

Your instincts are most likely correct.

What the hell is "L.A.N.A"?

Also I have seen a few short reviews but has anyone had a real serious "dream" about this one?

[url]http://fortmyers.craigslist.org/ers/749105297.html[/url]

[quote]IM DANNY A BEAUTIFUL ITALIAN PLAYMATE
WHO LOVES TO PLAY THE MOST EROTIC GAMES WITH
YOU....

ALWAYS COMFORTABLE, ALWAYS DISCREET AND ALWAYS INTIMATE
INCALL OR OUTCALL SESSIONS.....

I WANT TO PROVIDE THOSE PASSIONATE EROTIC SERVICES
THAT ARE SURE TO MAKE YOUR KNEES WEAK YOUR HEAD SPIN
AND YOUR TOES CURL....

^^^^I WILL BE AVAILABLE ALL EVENING
TO PROVIDE YOU WITH ALL YOUR EROTIC DESIRES AND FANTASIES^^^^

CALL NOW
FLU3NT IN FR3NCH
L.A.N.A IS ALSO AVAILABLE

NO RUSH***** NO DRAMA **** ALWAYS SATISFYING
239 791 9611[/quote]

[QUOTE=Cec00]What the hell is "L.A.N.A"?

Also I have seen a few short reviews but has anyone had a real serious "dream" about this one?

[url]http://fortmyers.craigslist.org/ers/749105297.html[/url][/QUOTE]I read this one last week and ahd the same question myself, so I looked it up in the "New urban Dictionary" and here's what I found:

[QUOTE]Lana Sex

Lana sex is the reverse of anal sex.

This is where you pince a loaf in the womans vagina, then have sex with her.

Example:

Dick: Hello Fanny, do you fancy some lana sex?

Fanny: I sure do Dick!

Dick: (removes trousers and crimps one out).

Fanny: Ooh Dick that feels so good, it's like you are doing bad things to my bottom, without the pain![/quote]This was "new to me as well, and something that I prefer to leave on my "just no" list.

Thank you!

LANA is anal spelt backwards.

[QUOTE=Cec00]What the hell is "L.A.N.A"?

Also I have seen a few short reviews but has anyone had a real serious "dream" about this one?

[url]http://fortmyers.craigslist.org/ers/749105297.html[/url][/QUOTE]

L.A.N.A = Anal

[QUOTE=Cec00]What the hell is "L.A.N.A"?

Also I have seen a few short reviews but has anyone had a real serious "dream" about this one?
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I had that dream, I don't plan on having another. See TER review.

L.A.N.A. = Anal

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Greetings,

It appears that you inadvertently forgot to correctly place the quote tags in this report. Usually I can fix this sort of thing before it's displayed, but I don't have a clue as to how you intended this report to appear.

The quote tags are simple to use, all you have to do is look for them in the text. Anything that you want to appear in quotes must start with "[quote]" and end with "[/quote ]". Please note the "/" forward slash in the last tag. It's that simple.

In addition, you can preview your report before it's posted, so it's easy to check if you got it right before it's displayed in The Forum.

Thanks,

Jackson[/blue]

[QUOTE=Cec00]What the hell is "L.A.N.A"?

Also I have seen a few short reviews but has anyone had a real serious "dream" about this one?

[url]http://fortmyers.craigslist.org/ers/749105297.html[/url][/QUOTE]Spell it backwards!

Also, could I ask a favor please?

Please post the actual CL ad in addition to the CL web address?

I'd love to help with the ad, but as usual, by the time we get to it, it's been flagged or deleted.

By the by. What's up with some of the girls on CL mentioning this travslist dot org site? It's not even online yet. Oooooooooh I did a google search for it and got the info on a cached page. Seems like CL but without flagging, and it's for SW Florida.

Well I've been lurking alot more than posting. Traveling all over the country for NASCAR races has depleted my 'play' funds. So I've been trying to keep up on the local scene via y'all's adventures.

One name, one consistant poster to CL, has not appeared here in a review. Kristine the erotic artist.

Would a recent client of hers please post their dream filled recollection?

Her prices seem reasonable, her ads are fairly fresh (not cut-n-pasted), but she could use some new pics.

Thanks & all the best.

In my opinion she the most Beautiful girl on the Ft myers CL.

Shes a total green light.No BS

Her prices vary from time to time.

Uncovered services are 200+

Only problem I had was 45 minutes = 1 hour

I want to know who the fuck keeps flagging the CL ads for Ft Myers.

Grow the fuck up and quit it.