Massage Parlor Reports

Hey guys,

I am traveling to Portland next week for work. My first time there. As you can see on my profile, I travel a bit and like to sample the locals. Posting reports on the non reviewed providers. I also post frequently on the International Sex Guide as I also travel to Asia. Just saying so you all don't think me a non contributing lurker.

So I am looking for a sure thing. I like a great massage with happy ending and plenty of roaming.

I would appreciate any info in a pm.

An independent provider would be great but a good AMP would be fine.

Greatly appreciated and hope to return the favor if possible.

Jon

[QUOTE=AMP Guide; 1853008]The View seems great from an AMP called Vista. Left happy. I am still looking for the rare white girl working at an AMP in the vancouver area. If anyone should see such a thing. Drop me a note.

Thanks[/QUOTE]Please tell me the name of the girl and how much did you pay?

Thanks for my friend (He came for business) , we went to 5 AMPs last week. Take home message. 10x00 place still have more things on menu.

Some girls are at their 45 and some are at their 35-40. No young talents. If you can not tell, ask them how old their kids are, answer plus 20-25, you know their real age. Lots of hints around my little brother during massage, but door is not fully closed. I will guess it's only hints. Maybe a quick HJ after I visit the same place more often.

One more suggestion: Avoid 6808 place. Totally legit and terrible massage

I checked out the fly. Really nice place. Great people. Legit Asian spa. The girls are a lot more cute and pretty than the Vancouver ones. The body scrub was good. Could have been a little more foamy and also washbed tube private parts but it was note of a leget place and I did not expect extras. That said the 6108 place in hazel Dell is still good. I am still looking for someplace like the old Spokane AMPs were. Have a great day.

[QUOTE=Amp Guide;1869047]I checked out the fly. Really nice place. Great people. Legit Asian spa. The girls are a lot more cute and pretty than the Vancouver ones. The body scrub was good. Could have been a little more foamy and also washbed tube private parts but it was note of a leget place and I did not expect extras. That said the 6108 place in hazel Dell is still good. I am still looking for someplace like the old Spokane AMPs were. Have a great day.[/QUOTE]Check your PM.

[QUOTE=BrianClark;1855139]Please tell me the name of the girl and how much did you pay?[/QUOTE]Please don't expect a reply with info specific to your question, especially in your first post. Earn your keep like all the rest of us have. Get out there- take a few for the team- post your experiences here. You'll have better luck getting info from the members here- and you'll have something to trade. We look forward to hearing from you, given that you don't spend your breaks at Dunkin' Donuts.

It's been a bit since I've made any meaningful contributions to this board (not that this is one of them) but the scene has been improving in the local area as of late, so here goes.

We used to have a really good MP scene in Portland in the late 70's- early 80's. As with all good things that red blooded American guys enjoy, some feel the need to take them away. For whatever reason they all got shut down. It's been a drought until recently, and I so hope the spoilsports quit messin' with my personal pleasures.

As you all know, there have been several MPs open up across the river. From what I know, they are all AMPs (Asian Massage Parlors). I don't know if it is coincidence or not, but there are some new ones in Portland advertising now as well.

I will not comment publicly on services provided at specific locations, but will say you might / will find what what you're seeking provided you do your homework and the services are within your budget.

I have visited MP's in about half the states in this country over the past 45 or so years. Most experiences have been "successful" while a few have been less than what I was hoping for. Hey you got to TOFTT once in a while. It's to be expected. That's what it's all about. Just go with it.

There seems to be a lot of comments about provider's ages. In the typical AMP the provider age on average seems to be 30-40. This is my experience in any place where the services are top notch. I've run into a few "younger" providers over the years, and I wouldn't trade one of the older gals for 10 of the "young chicks." That's just my opinion since a 35 yo masseuse is about half my age- LOL! I can remember as a 25 yo, a provider I used to visit in Tacoma who was probably nearing 40. Had it been possible for either of us I'd have gladly taken her home to momma. Don't let the age thing get in your way. I've had the pleasure of several of the"older" locals recently and I think they are beautiful- just my opinion.

I've been pleasantly surprised, and immensely happy with the resurgence in the massage parlor scene lately. I do hope the local authorities can leave them alone, and not let politics get in the way. They (AMPs) ain't hurtin' nobody, anymore than state sponsored gambling is, or state run liquor stores are.

Let's talk about costs / pricing. I mentioned one of my regulars, and this is a funny story- I saw her one time and after paying the house fee ($30/ hr). I had $21 left in my pocket. She accepted this for the "whole shebang." From this point on FS was $21. One time I stopped by and my regular was not there. The lady massaging me asked what I paid my regular. I said $21. It was all good. LOL.

Costs for visiting in the old days aren't much different than now. Half hour massage was like $30-hh, and 1 hr /$40. Tips ran from $25 to 50 on average. This was pretty much the pricing in AMPs I visited all around the country. Keep in mind this was in the 70's-80's. Lately the house fees locally are $50, and tips ranging from $40-100. I've heard of higher tips out there but that isn't my experience in this area. You can research pricing on sites that review MPs specifically.

So... Get out there and enjoy yourself if this is the kind of services you're seeking. Treat the girls with respect- mind your manners and you'll be rewarded in spades.

All good advice, Red Dog.

I checked out the scene across the river last week, and had good experience with Jenny (most locals should know who I'm talking about). I don't get up that way very often, so I want to make the most out of it. The action down here in S. OR is really almost non-existent for some reason. I guess I got spoiled living in and Puget Sound area.

Fellow mongers,

I will be traveling to portland in the next month for business and wanted to hit up some good AMP's while I am in town... I live in Las Vegas and have great intel for exchange. Especially if you like Asain girls... PM me and we'll talk!!

[QUOTE=UkKimB2004;1941151]Fellow mongers,

I will be traveling to portland in the next month for business and wanted to hit up some good AMP's while I am in town... I live in Las Vegas and have great intel for exchange. Especially if you like Asain girls... PM me and we'll talk!![/QUOTE]I'm headed to PDX this week as well. Coukd anyone pass along aby info, utr, or wgatever?

[QUOTE=UkKimB2004;1941151]Fellow mongers,

I will be traveling to portland in the next month for business and wanted to hit up some good AMP's while I am in town... I live in Las Vegas and have great intel for exchange. Especially if you like Asain girls... PM me and we'll talk!![/QUOTE]There are no AMPs in Portland to speak of. Lingerie parlors are rip-off joints where you pay the girl to take off clothing one piece at a time. And believe me. There are layers, and layers, and well, you get the idea.

Backpage and SW are your best bet.

ST.

[QUOTE=Secondtime;1942962]There are no AMPs in Portland to speak of.[/QUOTE]You may need to go across the river to find AMPs in Vancouver.

YMMV.

Sordo Scribe.

Anyone tried Lily's? Advertising on BP, but I think it's located in Vanc.

[QUOTE=AzGuy812;1958083]Anyone tried Lily's? Advertising on BP, but I think it's located in Vanc.[/QUOTE]Not yet. This location is new, and just a couple blocks west on Mill Plain from a well reviewed AMP. I've been there but "Lily's" wasn't open yet. There is one review of Lily's and that reviewer was not so lucky. Looking at the "house" it's in I'd be surprised if it's totally legit.

Here we go folks the first one is here. I wonder who will be the first to report on it. [URL]http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/bts/4255106702.html[/URL].

It will be fun to check out.

[QUOTE=RedDog;1962597]Not yet. This location is new, and just a couple blocks west on Mill Plain from a well reviewed AMP. I've been there but "Lily's" wasn't open yet. There is one review of Lily's and that reviewer was not so lucky. Looking at the "house" it's in I'd be surprised if it's totally legit.[/QUOTE]The good one on Mill Plain just closed. Rumor has it there's another location (by same owner), if you know where to look.

[QUOTE=********;1965123]Here we go folks the first one is here. I wonder who will be the first to report on it. [URL]http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/bts/4255106702.html[/URL].

It will be fun to check out.[/QUOTE]Looks interesting. I like when they look like a regular foot spa's and you never know what you get.

Has anyone had the opportunity to visit The King and I massage parlor in Gresham? The sign says they cater to gentlemen only. Seems promising. I'll check it out when I get a chance.

I saw a post on CL about a massage. It seemed like a AMP so I called and checked it out. When I got there. The address was a Modeling studio on Foster. Rats. But I went in anyway. I talked to the nice girl who was posting. But she said the inital charge was 100 dollars and went up from there. I could very quickly see you would not get much other than what is in your hand. She said that the pleasure you get would come from your hand and any thing extra was going to cost a little more. I politely left and just saw dollar signs. I usually like the innocent types and the massages I get from these girls. While this girl was ok. She was not displaying the innocent look of anything but the upsell. I did appreciate her telling me about it though. I am also forward in explaining what I want and what I expect to get. That way the girls are more comfortable. When in doubt. Pay up front and tip good at the beginning. You will get alot better service. When you go to a nice restraunt and want great service. Tip them a 50 dollar bill to start the meal and tell them there is another one if you are taken care of.

Have a great day.

I do not remember the name of hte place. But its next to the muffler shop on 99 in vancouver. I think the address is like 65## something. I sure do like the place some.

How reliable us [URL]rubmaps.com[/URL] with their reports. Is it legit like TER? Or is it a bunch of BS?

Hi all you upstanding guys. With all the new massage parlors in Vancouver. Someone besides me has to have been checking them out. Lets be friendly here and step the reporting. Be discrete. We all love the girls. Does anyone know of some parlors with white american girls working there. Granted the service is usually better with the K or see girls. But I like to take the fish out of the diet some.

Have a great day. Supposed to be cold this week.

[QUOTE=Grimace59;1999892]How reliable us [URL]rubmaps.com[/URL] with their reports. Is it legit like TER? Or is it a bunch of BS?[/QUOTE]I'd say rubmaps reviews should answer all you questions. I've submitted a few reviews (same name + a 3) and they are accurate. All the other submissions appear to real too, and confirm what I've experienced. Buy a membership so you can get the latest, up-to-date news. Without it you'll be reading old news, and since locations, "helpers," and services change, you'll still be guessing.

Has anyone run into Cindy who use to be at 10100? She was fantastic, I'd love to run into her again. Feel free to PM.

[QUOTE=Getupandout;2013292]Has anyone run into Cindy who use to be at 10100? She was fantastic, I'd love to run into her again. Feel free to PM.[/QUOTE]She was wasn't she? The only lady that knew how to tie my shoes the way I like them. I saw her a couple times at 10100, and then after she moved to 8400 on 99, after 10100 closed. Word on the street has it that she went "back home" and it isn't certain if she'll return. Check out the other girls at the same locations (8400 and Van Mall). You won't be disappointed.

[QUOTE=RedDog;2013407] 8400 on 99, d.[/QUOTE]Pretty sure they are closed now also. Right when I was ready to give them a try.

[QUOTE=Grimace59;2018336]Pretty sure they are closed now also. Right when I was ready to give them a try.[/QUOTE]So I found out. They were open a couple weeks ago. Seems the guy was on a month-to-month, and the property sold, so he closed. As near as I know the Van Mall location is still open.

I think the guy was smart setting things up the way he did, so when things got a little warm, he could close and not lose much. I'd be surprised if we didn't see others opening with the same business model.

I just tried Lily's on Mill Plain and had a great massage, but that was all. Not a place to go if you're looking for anything special.

There is a new one off stark and 182nd. About one block south. Anyone checked it out yet. Its on the list as its closer, Maybe a nooner or so. Sounds like a good place. Remember guys. Most of these places are legit. It is up to you to sell your self that you will not advertise the place or make any waves about extras that can be had. You have to be presentable, Kind and disarming to make the girl feel comfortable. I have gotten some great extras in some places that are normally so Legit you are wrapped like a mummy. Just make sure the girls know somehow you are not in any way associated with LE.

Have a great day. Typical rain in the morning and sun in the afternoon. We need some nice weather.

[QUOTE=********;2027138]There is a new one off stark and 182nd. About one block south. [/QUOTE]I'm curious about heading to this place, if it sounds promising. It is a bit of a drive for me so I am hoping to find out if anyone else has tried it. Do they advertise on Backpage? I've been trying to find any sort of ad that mentions an address close to this location, and I can't find anything.

AMP Guide can you pass along any more information? Thanks!

I've been out of the game since early last fall, but stepped back in today with a visit to the location on NE 94th near the mall. This place is hard to find, as there is no signage out front and it's run out of a house.

The good:

Price was only $50 for an hour (plus tip of course).

Handshake was available, maybe more but I wasn't looking for more.

Clean table coverings and she replaced them for the next guy while I was there.

The bad:

Massage wasn't very good.

She was in charge of the phone and it seemed like every monger and his brother decided to call during my massage.

I didn't get the lady's name but this one was pretty homely, she was rail skinny and had zero ass. She did have some store bought tits, which were her best feature.

Her enthusiasm during the handshake wasn't very good.

I wouldn't be surprised if this location doesn't last. There is another house fairly close to this one and I wouldn't be surprised if they start complaining about all of the traffic.

[URL]http://www.columbian.com/news/2014/apr/02/vancouver-massage-parlor-investigated/[/URL]

Another two bite the dust. I know of a couple of these places near Seattle that have been in business for years. Secret is they're in strip malls and they probably bribe the cops like every other self-respecting massage joint. You'd think the politicians would learn from the decriminalization of cannabis that this could be a huge tax opportunity. Wonder why the owner of these places (same guy) doesn't learn that putting them in residential areas close to schools isn't the best idea.

Gus.

Rubmaps seems like it's been over-inflating services that are available at certain places in Portland. Just wondering if the owners of these businesses are exaggerating reviews to boost business. Went to a "foot rub" joint that was advertised and one of the worst experiences I've ever had. Constant interruptions from people coming in (not just the female staff but guys) while I was getting my feet rubbed. Not only unprofessional, but really irksome.

Gus.

Hi. Most seem to keep a Legit service front. It is up to you as a guy to make them feel comfortable as to offering extras. A business card is always good as it shows you work a normal job. I also sometimes look at how the woman is attired. If she has a dress on and its a slinky easily removeable dress, Than we know she is into more than just a massage. These places move around fast like the article said. Perhaps a few of us could be undercover detectives and help them out. I would love to get paid to do Massage surveillance. LOL. I remember a case in Portland years ago, The cops testimony was that he had to go back repeatedly to get all the evidence he needed. It was so funny to read about.

Stay safe out there. I have been so busy to not have time to partake like I want to.

I did check out the place on Stark street. Nice massage. No extras, Older ladies, 40 and 55 or so. See girls. Nice good place but not quite what I was looking for.

Have a great day out there. Sunny weather is nice.

Been mongering a very long time now and I got to say I don't know how LE can hose investigations up so much that they can't bust these places. Used to be that the police would hire civilians to engage the parlors and report back their findings. How do I get that job? Cops have so many restrictions that I guess it is sometimes difficult for them to get evidence without engaging in entrapment. Doesn't do well for a policeman's marriage either, I suspect.

Did go to one of the places this weekend that has been reviewed as a legit place on rub maps but HE is available (with all the ladies clothes on which kinda sucks). You're right, ******** as the Mamasan gave me her business card and said they might have to move soon and to give them a call if the business closes.

So if pot is legal in Washington why the hell aren't the MPs? Doesn't make any sense to me.

Gus.

[QUOTE=********;2063596]Hi. Most seem to keep a Legit service front. It is up to you as a guy to make them feel comfortable as to offering extras. A business card is always good as it shows you work a normal job. I also sometimes look at how the woman is attired. If she has a dress on and its a slinky easily removeable dress, Than we know she is into more than just a massage. These places move around fast like the article said. Perhaps a few of us could be undercover detectives and help them out. I would love to get paid to do Massage surveillance. LOL. I remember a case in Portland years ago, The cops testimony was that he had to go back repeatedly to get all the evidence he needed. It was so funny to read about.

Stay safe out there. I have been so busy to not have time to partake like I want to.

I did check out the place on Stark street. Nice massage. No extras, Older ladies, 40 and 55 or so. See girls. Nice good place but not quite what I was looking for.

Have a great day out there. Sunny weather is nice.[/QUOTE]

There is a lot more money in POT than some see girls giving BJ, s HJ's or even full service. Make it legal and its cheaper. Even the price of Pot has fallen.

I am with you though. Go get the crack head that is stealing everything and let the people doing 5 mph over and the AMPs go. I do enjoy a legit massage, Even with out the happy ending. If that occurs, then its all the better.

I will make the rounds more.

Thanks all.

Funny- I always thought an MP providing "extras" was providing a legitimate service. My needs are legitimate. LOL.

And, I don't know why the fuck people (not us guys) have to get so wound up about some guy going to visit a parlor, and getting his needs taken care of. They go home to their working girl wives and get stroked- in more ways than one. So it's not legal. Who cares. If it bothers us, change the law. Bunch of blue nosed hypocrites if you ask me.

Anybody? Not putting name just incase its for real...what's the deal with that place...looks too legit...pm me if you have info...thanks.

With the one by the mall closed, does anyone know of any other good places in Vancouver? I tried one in Hazel Dell recently, but had a mediocre massage with no extras. I'm thinking of trying the one off of Stapleton soon, but wanted to know if anyone had any luck there first.

[QUOTE=Alastar;2078488]With the one by the mall closed, does anyone know of any other good places in Vancouver? I tried one in Hazel Dell recently, but had a mediocre massage with no extras. I'm thinking of trying the one off of Stapleton soon, but wanted to know if anyone had any luck there first.[/QUOTE]Sure wish the dummy that set up in residential areas had gotten his head out of his butt. Those were pretty much get whatever you're willing to pay for. Seems like my latest ventures have found a pretty tame environment. Even the ones where more adventurous women worked have pulled back As a dedicated massage fanatic I'll keep looking. Since their focus is on good massages with a small amount of "tease" is kinda nice in itself. The establishment massage places tend to mummify their clients and though I do like a good massage, I'll keep scouting these out. If I find one that is into expanding my horizon I'll be sure to pass the info on.