Streetwalker Reports

Just wanted to pass on my adventure to you. Back on 4th of July, I was dropping off my son back to his mom in Waldorf. I was on my way back up Rt.5 when I see this blond chick trying to hich a ride. In a split second, I had to decide, would I pick up this gal (she might have had a guy waiting in the shadows to jack my ass) or just pass her up. Mind you, this was 12:30 in the am. Well, my little head said pick the ***** up. She was kinda cute. I would say in mid to late 30's. Had on a somewhat short skirt. I thought she was hoeing at first. So I did. Well we had a little small talk like where she lives (dropped her off in Upper Marboro somewhere...). Then she popped the question. Had I ever picked up a wild woman before. Of course, I tell her yes but my wild might be wilder than hers. She told me she was short on cash and if I gave her some money, we could do anything sexually. Hey now, a gift from god!!!!! Ok, since we were going to be on a car date, I settled on a 20.00 blow job. She said I could fuck her if I had a condom. I didn't and I really didn't think about pulling over at the 7-11 and getting one. Well, she directed me to a lonely spot not far from her home.

We pull up, I kill the lights and she started the duty. She started off saying that she was not a pro but she was good. MAN, WAS THAT HOE GOOD!!!! She sucked me dry with NO CONDOM. She blew me bareback for 20 bucks. That was one of the best blowjobs I've ever had in that she swallowed all my nutzema. After I nutted, I gave her the money, dropped her off at her house and I headed home a happy guy. Now how's that for a 4th of July!

[QUOTE=Daplush Man]Just wanted to pass on my adventure to you. Back on 4th of July, I was dropping off my son back to his mom in Waldorf. I was on my way back up Rt.5 when I see this blond chick trying to hich a ride. In a split second, I had to decide, would I pick up this gal (she might have had a guy waiting in the shadows to jack my ass) or just pass her up. Mind you, this was 12:30 in the am. Well, my little head said pick the ***** up. She was kinda cute. I would say in mid to late 30's. Had on a somewhat short skirt. I thought she was hoeing at first. So I did. Well we had a little small talk like where she lives (dropped her off in Upper Marboro somewhere...). Then she popped the question. Had I ever picked up a wild woman before. Of course, I tell her yes but my wild might be wilder than hers. She told me she was short on cash and if I gave her some money, we could do anything sexually. Hey now, a gift from god!!!!! Ok, since we were going to be on a car date, I settled on a 20.00 blow job. She said I could fuck her if I had a condom. I didn't and I really didn't think about pulling over at the 7-11 and getting one. Well, she directed me to a lonely spot not far from her home.

We pull up, I kill the lights and she started the duty. She started off saying that she was not a pro but she was good. MAN, WAS THAT HOE GOOD!!!! She sucked me dry with NO CONDOM. She blew me bareback for 20 bucks. That was one of the best blowjobs I've ever had in that she swallowed all my nutzema. After I nutted, I gave her the money, dropped her off at her house and I headed home a happy guy. Now how's that for a 4th of July![/QUOTE]

Hopefully you've kept in touch with her. I've found women who who'll do this is dire straits are Very thankful and cheap. Good find.

MPD is still doing the sting op by the gas station next to the Budget. Driving down there around 2 Am and saw a prettier than normal HSW. By herself. This one was too easy. Drove around and saw LE staged in the parking lot behind the gas station. So I stuck around waiting to see if my instincts were right. They were. Not 5 minutes later a few fools pulled up and started chatting with her. She walks away and, showtime!

L street was packed with SWs and LE last night as well. Nothing worth stopping for though. Some seemed a little too young as well.

SW's are there. no 10's but a few 8's BSW,WSW, and I think i saw 1-2 ASW. after midnight is the ticket.

301

I just want to point out that there is alot of action in the Mt. Vernon area close to Safeway. I was driving with a friend late Saturday night heading down from a club in DC when my buddys car began heating again (for the fourt time that night). We quickly stopped near the Safeway ~3am and were approached by two BSW. We were terrified at first and though we were going to get robbed, but they later explained their stories, and my friend got a quick HJ and BJ. He refused anything more. I refused since I did not feel safe. I regret it now; it was a real bargain. Just be careful, lots of LE's in the area parked in turned off cars.

just so you know, virginian 2006, mt. vernon square is a popular area for the trannies, so be careful. maybe you're better off having refused. which street is the safeway on? the trannies do tend to stay east of 7th, but i'd imagine they venture beyond as well.

lots of talk on dc101 this morning about the bowie hs jv football coach/pimp peddling his **** girls out of the budget inn on ny ave. here's an article from the post about it:

[b]coach accused of being a pimp[/b]
[i]man charged with having sex with 15-year-old prostitute[/i]

by eric rich
washington post staff writer
wednesday, august 2, 2006; page b05

a police officer in maryland heard a surprising story when he found a 15-year-old girl and an adult male engaged in a sex act at 3 a.m. in a car in takoma park: she was a prostitute, the girl said, and her pimp was a coach at a high school in prince george's county.

arron j. burroughs, a junior varsity assistant football coach at bowie high school, appeared yesterday in superior court in the district, where he was ordered held without bail on a charge of first-degree child sexual abuse, said channing phillips, a spokesman for the u.s. attorney's office.

according to a charging document, the girl told police that burroughs -- who is also a metrobus driver -- repeatedly took her to the district to engage in prostitution beginning in september. she said burroughs, 35, also had sex with her, starting when she was 14, the document says.

the girl was a student at the high school, according to a law enforcement source who spoke on condition of anonymity because that information has not been revealed in public documents.

told of the arrest, a spokesman for the prince george's school system confirmed last night that burroughs is a coach at bowie high and said that school officials would investigate the matter. burroughs, who lives in crofton, was represented by the public defender's office. messages left there late yesterday received no response.

according to the charging document, the police officer was on routine patrol early monday when he spotted the girl and a man parked in a deserted lot in the 7600 block of maple avenue.

the girl told the officer that burroughs had driven her from maryland to the district on sunday and that the two had sex early monday in his range rover in the metrobus yard on bladensburg road ne.

she said that he rented a room for her at the budget inn on new york avenue ne for the purposes of prostitution and that a customer -- the man she was later found with -- drove her to takoma park and paid her $150 for sex, according to the document.

later monday, while she was in police custody, the girl asked burroughs to pick her up at the hotel in the district. burroughs arrived at 8:30 p.m. and was arrested.

according to the document, he admitted that the two had had sex in the bus yard and on other occasions, beginning when she was 14, and that he brought her to the district for the purposes of prostitution. he also admitted to having two pounds of marijuana in his vehicle, saying he supplemented his income by selling the drug, the document says.

What didn't this guy confess to the cops!? What an f'ing moron!

[QUOTE=Robux]What didn't this guy confess to the cops!? What an f'ing moron![/QUOTE]

He probably got scarred... He's stupid for tryin to pimp a chic that young.

Damn, he is going to get hit hard, he fucked up in more ways that one.

Loop Vet,

I'm refering to the MT. Vernon area in N. VA. (close to Ft. Belvoir) There's a Safeway in close proximity to the motels in the area. The girls were a 6 and 7 tops. It was pretty dark but I'm pretty sure they were females. One pulled on to my hand and guided me down under but I just felt suspicous about the whole thing. I felt scared cause they appeared in the middle of the dark from nowhere and we were kind of startled at first.

oh okay, I figured you meant Mt. Vernon Sq in dc, being as we are posting in the dc forum as opposed to the Nova forum. Very interesting info though.

George Washington must have been gay. Everywhere he went, he said he couldn't wait to get home to mount Vernon.

[QUOTE=Baltimonger]George Washington must have been gay. Everywhere he went, he said he couldn't wait to get home to mount Vernon.[/QUOTE]

Not to mention he was a very accomplished gardener. Most interesting are his notes on the separation of male and female seeds to produce a better crop yield. Hmmm... I wonder what he could have been growing?

Benchseats Rock
So did GW, apparently...

[url=http://www.nbc4.com/news/9659846/detail.html][b]First Crime Cameras To Be Installed This Week[/b][/url]
Dozens Of Cameras Planned For District

WASHINGTON -- Four crime cameras will be installed in the District this week.

The closed circuit television cameras are permitted under emergency legislation recently signed by Mayor Anthony Williams.

The first four cameras will be placed along the 1500 to 1700 blocks of Benning Road in Northeast, the 400 block of O Street in Northwest, the 1200 block of Valley Road in Southeast and at 14th and Girard streets in Northwest. Installation is scheduled to begin Thursday and be completed this week, according to the Metropolitan Police Department.

About two dozen more cameras will be installed by the end of August, and another 23 cameras will be installed during September.

In selecting locations for the cameras, police consider calls for police service, reported crimes, recommendations and requests from community leaders, and other public safety indicators.

The cameras will focus on public space and operate 24 hours a day. Images will be recorded and then reviewed by police if there are reports of criminal activity in the area of the camera.

After havin a pretty bad experience at a SPA earlier in the night i took a stroll onto the K&L loop. Being a thursday night i was expectin a little action but come to it NONE WAS FOUND. It seems now with this whole crime emergency thing goin down in dc, there is a cop on every corner every minute. There were about 4 WSW on the streets last night, ofcourse with 3 of them getting stopped by cops and the other 1 getting hitched as i saw her. This isnt somethin new though, i went down to the loop sunday night and the same thing was goin on, although there were more SWs on the street, more cops were out in full force stopping both SWs and mongers alike. Im wonderin, SWs have to be in DC, and if they cant walk the loop they would be goin else where find buss. The question is WHERE? If you do know where the goldmine sits, PM me. Thanks.

Its a mystery, but I have seen a few of the ladies on the "List".

[QUOTE=Smokey2009]It seems now with this whole crime emergency thing goin down in dc, there is a cop on every corner every minute. [/QUOTE]

Yep, except, of course, where the boyz from the 'hood continue to gun each other down...

[QUOTE=Smokey2009] ...Im wonderin, SWs have to be in DC, and if they cant walk the loop they would be goin else where find buss. The question is WHERE? If you do know where the goldmine sits, PM me. Thanks.[/QUOTE]It's no secret. Most of the SWs also have ads on the WWW and/or city paper. So, essentially, they're laying around in their hotel room waiting for men to come to them. This is a trend that has been in the making for several years. Also, SWs run back and forth from town to town. They go wherever the money is. If they're not making money in DC, they go to another town.

[QUOTE=Smith1177]Its a mystery, but I have seen a few of the ladies on the "List".[/QUOTE]


Is the mystery the "List" or is it that the real mystery here is why your posts are never longer than a sentence or two at most, except for the one time you posted an article and the other singular, lone event where you mentioned in the breifest of detail that there was no LE on a nice New York Avenue night and openly hoped for a good summer season?

I'm the fucking king of irrelevant, off topic, non sequitor one liners, but believe it or not, it [b][u]is[/u][/b] possible (really, I promise ;) ) to [i][b]actually report something[/i][/b] without disclosing who you are, and exactly where and when you did what to whom and was it any good. But just as you have obviously suspected, I am afraid that there is just one tiny little catch.

You actually have to type more than one sentence to do it.

I'm not trying to come down hard or anything - everyone likes a good one liner. They break up the monotony and add humour: but every now and then an actual contribution would be appreciated.

Benchseats Rock

The problem with the ladies goin online is that pricing has become ridiculous. You can forget findin be-more prices online. The regular DC pricing is also pretty hard to find online. I'm not sure if the newspaper pricing is as crazy as it is online, but I'm sure that I'm not goin to be paying more than 2 bens for good company and most ladies go for at least 3. I guess bottom line you have better quality that isnt hopped on drugs online but on the flipside I don't think none of these ladies are worth 3 bens for an hour of their time unless they are angelina jolie look alikes down to the last detail.

[QUOTE=Benchseats Rock]Is the mystery the "List" or is it that the real mystery here is why your posts are never longer than a sentence or two at most, except for the one time you posted an article and the other singular, lone event where you mentioned in the breifest of detail that there was no LE on a nice New York Avenue night and openly hoped for a good summer season?

I'm the fucking king of irrelevant, off topic, non sequitor one liners, but believe it or not, it [b][u]is[/u][/b] possible (really, I promise ;) ) to [i][b]actually report something[/i][/b] without disclosing who you are, and exactly where and when you did what to whom and was it any good. But just as you have obviously suspected, I am afraid that there is just one tiny little catch.

You actually have to type more than one sentence to do it.

I'm not trying to come down hard or anything - everyone likes a good one liner. They break up the monotony and add humour: but every now and then an actual contribution would be appreciated.

Benchseats Rock[/QUOTE]Hahahaha. Bravo, youre a funny guy.

[QUOTE=Smokey2009]The problem with the ladies goin online is that pricing has become ridiculous. You can forget findin be-more prices online. The regular DC pricing is also pretty hard to find online. I'm not sure if the newspaper pricing is as crazy as it is online, but I'm sure that I'm not goin to be paying more than 2 bens for good company and most ladies go for at least 3. I guess bottom line you have better quality that isnt hopped on drugs online but on the flipside I don't think none of these ladies are worth 3 bens for an hour of their time unless they are angelina jolie look alikes down to the last detail.[/QUOTE]
Nah just tell 'em that you are only paying the SW rate they'll accept. A rule of thumb is the more expensive the Hotel room the higher the date price. If she's at the Four Seasons then she's proboly a true courtesan, but if she's at a motel 6 she's a SW.

[QUOTE=Smith1177]Hahahaha. Bravo, youre a funny guy.[/QUOTE]

Guilty as charged.

Poser.

[QUOTE=wiseborn]Nah just tell 'em that you are only paying the SW rate they'll accept. A rule of thumb is the more expensive the Hotel room the higher the date price. If she's at the Four Seasons then she's proboly a true courtesan, but if she's at a motel 6 she's a SW.[/QUOTE]Very true but how to you differentiate when all the advertising online goes for no more than atleast 2 bens.

What happened to the days when a CBJ was no more than 2-3 jacksons max? I refuse to give in and drive to B-more for action. Any ideas on what to do?

[QUOTE=aacountyman]Guilty as charged.

Poser.[/QUOTE]I hope I am not causing anyone to lose sleep at nights.

[QUOTE=Smokey2009]The problem with the ladies goin online is that pricing has become ridiculous. You can forget findin be-more prices online. The regular DC pricing is also pretty hard to find online. I'm not sure if the newspaper pricing is as crazy as it is online, but I'm sure that I'm not goin to be paying more than 2 bens for good company and most ladies go for at least 3. I guess bottom line you have better quality that isnt hopped on drugs online but on the flipside I don't think none of these ladies are worth 3 bens for an hour of their time unless they are angelina jolie look alikes down to the last detail.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=wiseborn]Nah just tell 'em that you are only paying the SW rate they'll accept. A rule of thumb is the more expensive the Hotel room the higher the date price. If she's at the Four Seasons then she's proboly a true courtesan, but if she's at a motel 6 she's a SW.[/QUOTE]He's right. Most of them will negotiate. The 200+ rates are for those who don't know any better or don't care. In most cases the quality is all the same whether you find her on the WWW or on the street.

New to D.C. Read a few posts referring to L & K street and also NY ave. What are the actual names of these streets/territories (L & K)? I basically need to know the main places/streets/intersections where the action is plentiful.

Detailing the peak periods would be helpful, too. In a previous post I read that L & K peaks around midnight through 3am. True? False?

Thanks in advance,

Hope to report soon, fellas.

Slick

[QUOTE=Slicker]New to D.C. Read a few posts referring to L & K street and also NY ave. What are the actual names of these streets/territories (L & K)? I basically need to know the main places/streets/intersections where the action is plentiful.

Detailing the peak periods would be helpful, too. In a previous post I read that L & K peaks around midnight through 3am. True? False?

Thanks in advance,

Hope to report soon, fellas.

Slick[/QUOTE]

Here's something new... A simple question from a noob...

I can feel the firestorm coming now.

Van

[QUOTE=Slicker]New to D.C. Read a few posts referring to L & K street and also NY ave. What are the actual names of these streets/territories (L & K)? [/QUOTE]

Start with this travel aid...zoom in as necessary.

[url]http://maps.google.com/maps?oi=map&q=Washington,+DC[/url]

What else can we do for you? Pay for your parking?

L & K St.: L & K Sts. SE (southeast) just north of the Navy Yard.

NY Ave.: Stands for Navy Yard Ave. It's the road right in front of the Navy Yard.

Enjoy!

I haven't been to DC lately simply because the crime emergency puts out more cops on the streets and its gotten hard to pick one up without bein noticed. Its also a rat race when the ladies do come out, you have to hav luck to find a lady you pass at the same place when you come back around.

Hhas it gotten any better?

Picked up a hotteeee on the intesection of L and K. DFK GFE multiple pos WOW.

KJ,
Let me be the second to congratulate you on joining the 700 club, AKA us assholes that post too much... See you at RT?

LL

I did see a REAL hottie wearing a fishnet one piece body suite with only black thongs on the other morning but by the time I circled the wagon around she had one of DC's finest talking with her. FUCK !!! She wasn't a UC as I had seen her out before but never looking that good. Tried to call Loopy but he has still to return my call. Must have burned his phone out with all the ladies callin and getting their pixs snapped.....My bad...there he is calling me now....!

[QUOTE=Motorback]I did see a REAL hottie wearing a fishnet one piece body suite with only black thongs on the other morning but by the time I circled the wagon around she had one of DC's finest talking with her. FUCK !!! [/QUOTE]Just wanted to clarify, due to the history of the posting party: Was this fine looking hottie in fact human, or was the DC's finest you spoke of perhaps the dog catcher? :p
Moto - I look forward to hangin with you at RT!

LL

Can anyone tell me how the streets are looking now in downtown dc . Im thinking about playing the field again .

[QUOTE=LoveLOS]Picked up a hotteeee on the intesection of L and K. DFK GFE multiple pos WOW.

KJ,
Let me be the second to congratulate you on joining the 700 club, AKA us assholes that post too much... See you at RT?

LL[/QUOTE]


Unfortunately, RT weekend is also when some 3 post lurker noobie is having a birthday. By some dumb luck, a band she has been begging me to take her to see is in town on that day.

There is also this big gaping hole I cut in the side of my penis, representing the big gaping hole left by LE on Black Wednesday. My last piece was at 1413 K back on 6-16-06. I want that memory to remain with me a while longer, so I opted for genital self-mutilation.

[QUOTE=Vet Ho]Can anyone tell me how the streets are looking now in downtown dc.[/QUOTE]
Well traffic is backed up on the 14th St. bridge. There is a disabled vehicle in the left lane. M St. from Connecticut ave. out to Georgetown is pretty much stop and go. The southeast/southwest freeway is experiencing no major delays. The southbound Anacostia freeway however is jammed up right before Suitland Parkway. Police are on the scene of a 3 car accident.

I'm K.J. Baltimonger, Metro Traffic Control.

[QUOTE=Motorback]Can anybody say RTFF !!!!!!!!!! I'm too tired to even bother to fire up the old flame thrower......All I can say has been said.[/QUOTE]

According to some (and you know who you are -- G13) we are not supposed to tell noobs to RTFF. I'm not sure what we're supposed to do, but we're damn sure not supposed to tell them to RTFF!

That said...VetHo, RTFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I deleted that post thinking I was being MUCH too harsh but now that I look back....and I know only what I think I know...

RTTF HO !!!!!!!!!

[QUOTE=Vet Ho]Can anyone tell me how the streets are looking now in downtown dc . Im thinking about playing the field again .[/QUOTE]

Vet Ho:

The streets themselves are a dark grey, charcoal, black, or even tan (concrete colored). Most of them have yellow lines on them; some lines are solid, some are double-yellow, and some of them are dashed.

Occasionally, you will see some tan area on either side of the street; those are sidewalks.

Hope this helped get you "playing the field again"

Van

Oh yeah, sometimes large rolling objects are seen traveling on them; such as cars, trucks, and, yes, Vans!

Hi Vet Ho. Interesting username. Is that a tribute? :)

For those who missed the original deleted posts, Vet ho said she is a former sw contemplating coming out of retirement. Whoever you are, I'm sure the world will be a better place with you out there. Go get em, tiger.