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Very Interesting things going on at other boards.

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Thanks for updating us. I've been reading accounts of what is taking place, but so much of it seemed unreal.

I have a lead on a new place.

Anyone have any luck here?

[QUOTE=Hustler 22]This site takes forever to update. I made a few posts at like 10 am this morning. Its now 3:41 PM and still not updates. What's up with that?[/QUOTE]I think it is because you are still a regular member and therefore on moderated status. In other words, someone has to read your posts first to make sure they are written appropriately.

As stated in the FAQ's for this site:

"Regular Members may post reports, view and upload photographs, and use the private message system. However, Regular Member's reports are held briefly until they are reviewed by a Forum Moderator.

Senior Members are former Regular Members who have been members for at least 6 months and have made 25 or more contributions to The Forum. Senior Member's reports are held briefly until they are reviewed by a Forum Moderator.

Unmoderated Members are Senior Members who's writing style somewhat follows the Forum's Posting Guidelines. Reports by Unmoderated Members are not held for moderation."

[QUOTE=Perky Hunter]I have a lead on a new place.

Anyone have any luck here?[/QUOTE]That picture has been circulated quite a few times. It was funny the first time I saw it, however.

The best sign I ever saw is right in East Haven on main st.
I see that it has made it's way to the web and I was able to find it


[url]http://www.roadtripamerica.com/signs/masterbait.htm[/url]


Doesn't sound like too much fun....I mean...it sounds like you have to do all the work yourself - LOL

Today I was having lunch at one of the typical chain restaurants on the Berlin Turnpike in Newington. I ate at the bar and an older gentleman sat down and ordered a beer. Less than 5 minutes later a very attractive woman met him, ordered either water or a mixed drink and they began talking. He was at least 75 years old, and she looked no more than early 30s. Straight blonde hair, past the shoulders, I'd guess around 5'5"-5'6".

Dressed nicely, black leather jacket with some type of emblem on the left breast pocket. She was by no means a BBW, but maybe could lose 10-15 lbs. I've never met Tracy (Imsizzlhot), but I think this girl was too light and too young based on what I have read. Although I was a good 15-20 feet away the sp radar believed this was no accidental or father / daughter meeting. I had places to be and could not stick around, but it did seem curious.

Watched the History Channel the other day and they had the history of prostitution on the Wild West Tech show.

On one part of the show they reported the names that customers were called, one of them was: monger.

Guess you never realized we are all part of history.

We need to carry on the tradition...

I enjoyed that as well. Nice show. Glad we didn't have to play back then. That was ROUGH'N it.

If I could just turn the clock back 20 years to this hobby. Maybe 10. Hell, I'd go for 4, when I think about it. I'd never want to hobby in the Wild Wild West. But World Wide Web is just as fearsome, and even more dangerous.

[QUOTE=Stoner]I enjoyed that as well. Nice show. Glad we didn't have to play back then. That was ROUGH'N it.

If I could just turn the clock back 20 years to this hobby. Maybe 10. Hell, I'd go for 4, when I think about it. I'd never want to hobby in the Wild Wild West. But World Wide Web is just as fearsome, and even more dangerous.[/QUOTE]


I'd turn back the clock to 1991-92 when Alpha was at its peak in my opinion. Good quality and none of that membership crap, just show up and enjoy. Combine that with the Oriental Spa in Waterbury (my all time fav AMP) and the fact that strip clubs hadn't all yet adopted the LD and VIP room stuff so you could enjoy yourself at a place like Mardi Gras in Springfield for just the cost of a few beers and some dollars on the stage (or those old plexiglass boxes they had). I'm talking when a strip club was a bar with naked girls and not a "Gentlemen's Club" designed to drain you of all your cash as quickly as possible.

What are "Reports" and what are "Views" referring to in the view where you are looking at posts by a certain person.

For example, when I look at the list of posts by Wanderer, and I look at the first listed post with the title of "Now I know I'm getting old, because I can't..." next to it is "Reports: 430" and "Views: 60,710."

What do those things refer to? What do those numbers mean?

[QUOTE=Tom1326]What are "Reports" and what are "Views" referring to in the view where you are looking at posts by a certain person.

For example, when I look at the list of posts by Wanderer, and I look at the first listed post with the title of "Now I know I'm getting old, because I can't..." next to it is "Reports: 430" and "Views: 60,710."

What do those things refer to? What do those numbers mean?[/QUOTE]


Reports = Number of total posts in that section of the forum.
Views = Total number of times those posts have been viewed.

If a folder has 1000 posts but 5 views, it means no one reads it. If it has 2 posts with a 100,000 views it means everybody reads them.

[QUOTE=Pogo]I'd turn back the clock to 1991-92 when Alpha was at its peak in my opinion. Good quality and none of that membership crap, just show up and enjoy. Combine that with the Oriental Spa in Waterbury (my all time fav AMP) and the fact that strip clubs hadn't all yet adopted the LD and VIP room stuff so you could enjoy yourself at a place like Mardi Gras in Springfield for just the cost of a few beers and some dollars on the stage (or those old plexiglass boxes they had). I'm talking when a strip club was a bar with naked girls and not a "Gentlemen's Club" designed to drain you of all your cash as quickly as possible.[/QUOTE]

Alpha at one point after being raided started to use these little gold membership cards. Anyone remember that? They were discreet, and had a number in the bottom right hand corner. For a while nobody without one was allowed in.

[QUOTE=Wolfman Jack]Alpha at one point after being raided started to use these little gold membership cards. Anyone remember that? They were discreet, and had a number in the bottom right hand corner. For a while nobody without one was allowed in.[/QUOTE]

Never had any kind of membership, card, numer or otherwise. Just walked up to the desk, said "Hi" and walked right in. Guess that's a privilage of being a
regular customer before any of the bullshit started. :cool: OT

Membership did have its priviledges.

I long suspected the gold cards were the "spreadsheet" list members. Whatever came of that? They threatened to out the infamous 4000.

Little did they know they'd be outing half HPD, the court systems, the old firechief, etc, etc.

I remember when they started the membership thing, just took my first name and last initial, so unless she could see thru my thumb on my driver license imagine I was reasonably safe. was a shame they got into all that stuff that got them shut down-decent girls, most friendly if you knew which ones, and fairly reasonable tips.

Hello,

I know that this is only my second post. And yet I would like to ask a question. I am heading up to Canada this summer for a little while and would like to know if anyone knows of any guides like this one. If you would like to PM that would be fine. I will start posting reports soon.

Hello,

I know that this is only my second post. And yet I would like to ask a question. I am heading up to Canada this summer for a little while and would like to know if anyone knows of any guides like this one. If you would like to PM that would be fine. I will start posting reports soon.

[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/[/url]

Its advertised on the home page and pretty hard to miss???

Re: Canada

How about International Sex Guide which if you look at the top of the screen you should see.

Funemail,

I assume you are going to Montreal. It's like the Holy Land. I've been there 4 times in the past 16 months, and I plan to go back soon. It's totally worth the drive. The value, selection, and performance are unmatched in North America. You can also stay at a 4* hotel for around $150/nt. , less if you know how to work Hotwire or priceline.

The best source for info i've found is MERB
[url]http://merb.ca/vbulletin/index.php[/url]

Unlike in the States, in Montreal the agencies are very good
I've personally had good experience with Asservissante
.... and the price is outstanding

[QUOTE=Weedog]Hello,

I know that this is only my second post. And yet I would like to ask a question. I am heading up to Canada this summer for a little while and would like to know if anyone knows of any guides like this one. If you would like to PM that would be fine. I will start posting reports soon.

[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/[/url]

Its advertised on the home page and pretty hard to miss???[/QUOTE]

Asservissante does not disappoint. I usually stay at the Holiday Inn Select downtown. There is a park on the next block with a few wsw if that is your thing. Check the ISG forum

Customer Gets Charge Out of Lap Dances
By Associated Press
Mon Jun 18, 1:10 PM

CEDAR RAPIDS, Iowa - A man who police say tried to steal a dance with a stripper was arrested. Jason T. Parrott, 20, was at the Lumberyard II on Saturday night and received eight lap dances, which cost $25 each, court records show.

He refused to pay and police were called.

Parrott was charged with fifth-degree theft and public intoxication.

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Information from: The Gazette, [url]http://www.gazetteonline.com/[/url]

I don't understand why govt favors allowing AMPs to run. Where are the EMPS. European massage parlors? I know there is a market for this, why hasnt it been taken up or gained popularity?

[QUOTE=Tampx]I don't understand why govt favors allowing AMPs to run. Where are the EMPS. European massage parlors? I know there is a market for this, why hasnt it been taken up or gained popularity?[/QUOTE]

Because the "E" attendants at "EMPs" don't even give half the service one gets at an AMP.

Besides, what gives you the idea that the government "favors" AMPs? About two dozen have been closed in recent years, even more in the last decade. There were probably about 30+ back in the mid '90s, now maybe five or six.

[QUOTE=Joe Zog]Customer Gets Charge Out of Lap Dances
CEDAR RAPIDS, Iowa - A man who police say tried to steal a dance with a stripper was arrested. Jason T. Parrott, 20, was at the Lumberyard II on Saturday night and received eight lap dances, which cost $25 each, court records show.
[url]http://www.gazetteonline.com/[/url][/QUOTE]

I was at a favorite Bar in a favorite city when a similar event happened. Drunk ass dude gets the tab for the "drinks" he's been buying for the ladies all evening. Between $900 and $1,100 at $25 a pop, not including tips.

Cops got called and customer eventually paid. Unfortunately for the girls, I know they only get $4 or $5 for from every drink and actually work for tips. They got screwed cause the sucker couldn't be forced to pay the accrued tips.

You gotta be aware of what you're doing, and thinking with the wrong head is never good.

I did a 100 Mile search for adult porn cinemas and the NEW ART popped up, all alone.

Curious if it is anything like the ones closed around Providence and Worcester MA?

Any couples? College girls? Crackhead grannies? Hope not.

Let me know.

It's a straight, no funny business place. One of the last in the country actually. The neighborhood gets rougher by the day.

Search way back (maybe 6 months) in this section or the Hartford section for a story of a middle age woman who gave BJs in the back of the Art. A good time was had by all, as I recall.

Anyone have any 4-1-1 on this girl? Advertising on Quest, 29, looking to 'escort'.

get a dog that will make enough noise to first; deter the sociopath scoping out your home and second; to wake you in the event of an invasion.

These two guys; and those like them; should have been put to death immediately. Fuck this society that says this type can be rehabilitated. Everyone on the planet knows the difference between right and wrong; I don't care what the psychiatrists say. If you commit a crime against a person or persons and/or their property, death should be the only punishment. If you can't live with others without doing harm to them; too fucking bad.

If I had nothing to live for you'd see vigilante justice running wild.

Here's the point:

If only there weren't fucking massage parlors in Connecticut. There are only enough man-hours to support so many criminals in so many jail cells! Think of the criminals that were displaced by those bikini-clad girls they marched out of the Waterbury Spas and into the lock-up. Well, someone had to give up their spot, didn't they? It's not like CT is going to hire MORE prison guards or build MORE prisons! And meth dealers and Russian crime-lords are just plain nicer and safer than those petite little MONSTERS they arrest at AMPs!

I know, it's really sarcastic. But the truth slaps everyone in the face everyday. There is no interest in doing public good with public assets. Hasn't been that way for a long time. Look at our schools, our hospitals, our roads (& bridges). Our political system is driven to serve the extravagant greed of a tiny minority of elite. It is done right in front of our eyes with blatant propaganda like the evils of sex and abortion and such bullshit. Even the irony of so many politicians being caught using the services of madams, etc, does not break the cycle.

Yet, complian as we may here, the overwhelming public bleats like sheep to slaughter and allows it to continue by being passive, fat and lazy...

[QUOTE=Haywoo Jablome]Homeland security?? There should be another division of it called "Homeyland Security" for all the urban threats such as these who can wreak havoc and chaos in any small town in any state, at any time.[/QUOTE]

Ahem, please note that BOTH of the guys who broke into that house in Cheshire were WHITE, one the descendant of Russian royalty.

"Homeyland" is inappropriate and out of line in any discussion here!!!!!

[QUOTE=Bubba261]Ahem, please note that BOTH of the guys who broke into that house in Cheshire were WHITE, one the descendant of Russian royalty.

"Homeyland" is inappropriate and out of line in any discussion here!!!!![/QUOTE]

I agree wholeheartedly. Racism & classism is rampant enough right now. There was no call for that comment. Enough other problems-- after all, the only purpose for "guest laborers" in the age of Homeland Security is to extend endured servitude and continue a twentieth century form of slavery.

[QUOTE=Haywoo Jablome]Homey don't play dat.

Taken from the Urban Dictionary: [b]HOMEY[/b]

Originated as a Black American synonym for [b]'man',[/b] taken from the French word for man/men,HOMME (pronounced 'ohm' ). It is unclear if the mispronounciation was intentional originally. [b]Then,became misheard or the origin misunderstood, by both blacks and whites[/b]. For example: 'Holmes', 'Homes', 'Homeboy', etc...

[b]No mention of color... My post depicts anyone who is a scourge on society.[/b][/QUOTE]

"Homeyland Security" depicts [b]anyone[/b] who is a scourge on society?

VERY lame rationalization, and definition.

YOU know what you meant by your first comment, and weaseling out with a weak definition for "homey" (a term which even YOUR definition admits it's a black American synonym) just makes it worse.

[QUOTE=Hey...would you blow me]Bubba what am I thinking right now??[/quote]

From what you've posted recently, probably nothing.

I'm risking my already bad reputation on this site but WTF.

You guys are going to have to take my word on this one (have I steered anyone wrong yet?): Haywoo is no racist. I am sure that the use of the word 'homey' was merely a play on words. Perhaps in these troubled times a poor choice of words but nonetheless; knowing him as I do; I found the reference amusing. I (Sarang Haeyo) am sorry if anyone was offended.

As you may have seen; Haywoo and I feed off each other on here and if he were a racist or a bigot I would have nothing to do with him.

You all know that I'm married to a Korean. My business partner is a member of a minority group, one of my kids is married to a Latin person and another of my kids dates a person of color.

I couldn't and wouldn't tolerate a guy who has the traits you ascribe to Haywoo. Call us butt buddies or whatever; I can take the abuse.

The defense rests.

BTW; if interested check out the Atlanta MP thread; some exciting action down that way.

Okay. If the term was not used to specifically refer to black people (but I do think that is the common association, but what the fuck do I know, I don't live in the ghetto...)

No use flaming each other and getting all our feathers ruffled over striking a nerve.

My earlier point (BEFORE the comment) was that we have to stick together to bring down the political corruption all around us. So, let's take a chill pill, move on to more important things, and let go all that anger that probably is deflected from other stuff anyway.

Peace.

[QUOTE=Haywoo Jablome]Bubba,Did you do any time upstate by any chance? I hear ex cons talking about you all the time. You're an "Icon" in the system. The "Holmes" so to speak.[/QUOTE]

Getting childish now, I guess it's your racist guilt complex?

This is getting stupid - you be what you want, I'll be what I want, ok? At least I didn't start the insults, right Mr. Blowme?