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I am currently in a long term relationship with a Korean Girl, who used to give me anal every day, sometimes 3 times in one day, before I moved in with her. I mean I used to roll in at 5:30am sometimes, and litterally wake her ass up for anal. Now I am about to move out, and move closer to a new Taiwanese girl I met (but this time my own place minus the live-in girl).

What is it about women in general that slow down once they know they got you?

Anyway, its going to be good riddens to the Korean girl soon unless I start to get anal from her at last 3 times a week again soon.

My married Chinese GF gives me anal more often now than my steady GF. Pretty sad.

-Shark-

This worked on the woman I was with this weekend better than KY. KY seems more coarse than Astroglide, while astroglide has more of an oily or oil gell type consistancy. This seemed to help better for anal.

Meanwhile, today, ironically I tried KY for the first time with the Chinese girl, and that seemed to work better than lotion.

-Shark-

Shark,

Try the German based lubes, like Eros.(black bottle). It is expensive, but well worth it, and a little goes a long way. Its by far the BEST anal lube product I've used., IMHO..and i have tried quite a few over the years. Its sold at alot of the Video XXX shops in the Philly area.

Good Luck!

Deep

[QUOTE=Shark in OC]I am currently in a long term relationship with a Korean Girl, who used to give me anal every day, sometimes 3 times in one day, before I moved in with her. I mean I used to roll in at 5:30am sometimes, and litterally wake her ass up for anal. Now I am about to move out, and move closer to a new Taiwanese girl I met (but this time my own place minus the live-in girl).

What is it about women in general that slow down once they know they got you?

Anyway, its going to be good riddens to the Korean girl soon unless I start to get anal from her at last 3 times a week again soon.

My married Chinese GF gives me anal more often now than my steady GF. Pretty sad.

-Shark-[/QUOTE]Hey Shark,

Sorry to hear about the down turn in K-ass but a new broom allways sweeps clean, then it is sameO sameO.

Big Red

[QUOTE=Deep Pleaser]Shark,

Try the German based lubes, like Eros.(black bottle). It is expensive, but well worth it, and a little goes a long way. Its by far the BEST anal lube product I've used., IMHO..and i have tried quite a few over the years. Its sold at alot of the Video XXX shops in the Philly area.

Good Luck!

Deep[/QUOTE]

Thanks Deep. Glad to see those Germans are giving us cars, weapons, sausage, and.....anal lube techology.

-Shark-

[QUOTE=Deep Pleaser]Shark,

Try the German based lubes, like Eros.(black bottle). It is expensive, but well worth it, and a little goes a long way. Its by far the BEST anal lube product I've used., IMHO..and i have tried quite a few over the years. Its sold at alot of the Video XXX shops in the Philly area.

Good Luck!

Deep[/QUOTE]


I use Eros almost exclusively in my personal life after an actress I was working with on set introduced me to it - I used to be a confirmed Astroglide guy - nothing else held up, until Eros. It's all I'll bring to a shoot - and if I run out at home, well, good old fashioned spit is supremely effective, with bonus points for degradation. :)

Bench

I have two points to make,

#1 Before one gets married, SHE must agree to regular anal in the prenump.

#2 Nothing like some good old spit shot directly into her brown eye. Hell it's cheaper than lube & quite effective in an emergency.

Misfit

Okay,

Sometimes I am looking for new trim that does anal, so I go to the usual places on the internet to read reviews, including this site, and in this very forum.

Some things I wish we could all agree on. When a guy checks the "anal" box in a search engine, or writes to this "anal connoisseurs" forum, let's get the definition straight.

First, and most importantly, writing to a forum where the topic is "anal," or checking "anal" in a search engine, has NOTHING to do with talking about, or reporting on, anal sex between two men, whether you are a "top" or a "bottom," I don't care. If you are gay, which I have no problem with, or in to TVs, or whatever, please, go to the gay or TV forums. I am sure there are whole web sites dedicated to your needs. But let me assure you, us st8 guys who enjoy GIVING anal sex to GIRLS ONLY, do not appreciate reading about your experiences with gay sex or sex with TVs, not that there is anything wrong with it, just not our cup of tea. Thank you.

Second, even if we are talking about sex with girls, please do not check "anal" on a search engine, or report in an anal forum, if you are talking about a GIRL using a strap-on on you. Again, in this forum, and the primary intent for search engines that list anal as an option for reporting, we are talking about the GUY giving anal to the GIRL, not strap-on stuff done on the GUY.

Third, and what I see most often wrong in this forum, and seach engine selections, "anal" has NOTHING to do with a prostate exam done to the GUY by a girl, their doctor, or anybody else. I know this is not considered gay activity, and there is equally nothing wrong with guys, str8, gay, or otherwise, getting things going faster by a girl using her finger in the guy's anus, but this is not the place to discuss this. Thank you for that too.

Finally, I don't understand how a forum or review search engine selection entitled "anal" could possibly be confused to refer to getting a rim job from a girl. I have seen it broken down for the GUY giving the girl a rim job, but as for the other way around, I personally am not comfortable with coming to an anal-themed forum or search, and happening upon a story about how the girl gave the guy a rim job. Believe me, I sometimes get a great rim job from a particular provider, but I know enough to realize that this is not the forum to discuss that in.

Sorry for the ranting, but just sick of seeing this stuff when I am searching for a nice young tight FEMALE ass to plow into.

-Shark-

Okay, I finally DTBed (dropped that B_tch) who was my steady GF who only gave me sex once a week, anal maybe once every two weeks. Dropped that like a bad habbit.

Already on to the next "steady" civilian. This one, Chinese, from Tiawan. Only problem is, we just had sex for the first time 2 weeks ago. Upon the 2nd time having sex, after making her orgasm, I moved North direct and got as far as sticking the tip of my penis on the outside of her anus. At that point, I got the "what are you doing!" thing out of those lovely lips. Of course, so as not to complety ruin the moment, I took it away from her anal region, and stuck it in her mounth, at which point, after a few pumps in the mouth, she diligently swallowed! First time in a long time that I got a girl to swallow, although that is one thing we discussed before we had sex, and she had the nerve to ask me whether I preferred that she swallowed or spit. We had a short phsycological discussion on why it is better that she swallow, and why guys like that.

After this session, she proclaimed, "I don't do anal" when we had a breif discussion.

Well, the swallowing thing has been enough to keep me around, and this girl is super fine, the best looking I have ever had, hands down, provider or civilian. She stops traffic on the street, and I even had friends call me up to tell me that the saw me walking down the street with this hot babe in disbelief. We, or I should say, she, gets stared at when we walk together anywhere.

Okay, you get the picture, she is hot, and the best sex I have had in all respects except, you got it, anal denied.

Well, never one to give up, I decided to do the stage-by-stage method toward the anal region. Last night, we were having great conventional sex as usual, she is a 3-pop girl, or as many as you want, she will keep going with you. Well, after the 2nd pop into her (she just got off her time of the month, so we found it okay to cum insider her), I was giving her oral, which she enjoys, unlike my last steady, and while giving her oral while she was in missionary position, I started to give her a short rim-job, to which she responded "baby!," as if to say, again, off limits. Well, of course, I did it two more short times during the oral session on her, and she gave the same reaction.

Today, at lunch, we struck up a short conversation, and I started to introduce my "fetish" speech on her. I started off lightly, and she even volunteered that she knows I have this "thing" about her ass.

Okay, here is the "money shot" as they say. During the conversation, of course she asked if my past women let me do anal, and of course I said, every one, which is true. She asked if any enjoyed it, and I told her about one in particular. The jeolous thing seemes to be working, because at the end of the conversation, I told her that I just like to cum insider her ass, and I would be gentle when the time comes for us to try that.

I told her that just talking about this was making me hot for her at lunch time, and she said, that it was making her horny too.

What do you think, in like Flint at some point for anal? I god damn hope so, this girl is so fine, that somebody walked up to her and wanted to feature her in his catalog as a model for his clothing line.

Wish me luck on this one, this might be more of a challenge that my other married Chinese girl.

-Shark-

Shark

You have to let us see that beautiful ass. And maybe more.

[QUOTE=The One Jack]Shark

You have to let us see that beautiful ass. And maybe more.[/QUOTE]

A couple of you know me personally. They will be the only ones who meet her in person. I sent a picture of my married civian to my friend Dripper. But posting a civian on an internet site, I will never do without their permission.

-Shark-

[QUOTE=Shark in OC]
Okay, you get the picture, she is hot, and the best sex I have had in all respects except, you got it, anal denied.

* * *

Today, at lunch, we struck up a short conversation, and I started to introduce my "fetish" speech on her. I started off lightly, and she even volunteered that she knows I have this "thing" about her ass.

Okay, here is the "money shot" as they say. During the conversation, of course she asked if my past women let me do anal, and of course I said, every one, which is true. She asked if any enjoyed it, and I told her about one in particular. The jeolous thing seemes to be working, because at the end of the conversation, I told her that I just like to cum insider her ass, and I would be gentle when the time comes for us to try that.

* * *

Wish me luck on this one, this might be more of a challenge that my other married Chinese girl.

-Shark-[/QUOTE]

Well, to all of you who wished me luck, thanks. It worked last night.

Just 4 days after this most sexiest woman I have ever dated tells me that she does not do anal, things changed. First, for the first pop, I took it out of her vigina and stuck the tip of my unit in her ass to give her a cream pie. Afterwords, I told her how wonderful that was, and stuck my finger in her ass to scoop out some of the cum and show it to her. She seemd to dig that in a way.

In the middle of the second pop with her, she said that she wanted to try full-on anal. She is really interested. I told her it might take a few times, and she agreed to really let me f her in the ass, and she was a real trooper. I was at her place, and did not have my lube with me, so we had to try with lotion. Got part way in before we had to stop because of the initial pain of an anal virgin. She proclaimed that she can handle it though, and wanted to try again next time we have sex.

I am in heaven. Let me tell you guys, from experience, always go for what you want.

And this girl here is a keeper for me. Not only is she willing to give me this gift of anal sex, but she is model-good looks, hot and sexy. We were in eating in Dtwn. LA on 8th street yesterday at lunch, and I thought the dudes sitting at the next table were going to get whiplash from turning their heads and staring at her as she walked by on the way the the bathroom. She is that fine of a hot asian chick.

-Shark-

[QUOTE=Shark in OC]Well, to all of you who wished me luck, thanks. It worked last night.

Just 4 days after this most sexiest woman I have ever dated tells me that she does not do anal, things changed. First, for the first pop, I took it out of her vigina and stuck the tip of my unit in her ass to give her a cream pie. Afterwords, I told her how wonderful that was, and stuck my finger in her ass to scoop out some of the cum and show it to her. She seemd to dig that in a way.

In the middle of the second pop with her, she said that she wanted to try full-on anal. She is really interested. I told her it might take a few times, and she agreed to really let me f her in the ass, and she was a real trooper. I was at her place, and did not have my lube with me, so we had to try with lotion. Got part way in before we had to stop because of the initial pain of an anal virgin. She proclaimed that she can handle it though, and wanted to try again next time we have sex.

I am in heaven. Let me tell you guys, from experience, always go for what you want.

And this girl here is a keeper for me. Not only is she willing to give me this gift of anal sex, but she is model-good looks, hot and sexy. We were in eating in Dtwn. LA on 8th street yesterday at lunch, and I thought the dudes sitting at the next table were going to get whiplash from turning their heads and staring at her as she walked by on the way the the bathroom. She is that fine of a hot asian chick.

-Shark-[/QUOTE]

Shark -

Some free advice that is probably worth what you paid for it:

1. Use lube, accept no substitutes, and use alot of it
2. Lots of foreplay, endless, make her come so many times she can't stand anymore, the more relaxed she is, the better it will go
3. Give her lots of ass-play, fingers, small vibe, before the main event

Follow these tips, and in my experience, she will be taking your dick in her ass like a pro. Good luck,

Bend It

Dude congrats on finally breakin in that tight little cherry. I guess you won't be visiting our girl out in Hollywood anymore. BTW check your PM.

Misfit

[QUOTE=Misfit]Dude congrats on finally breakin in that tight little cherry. I guess you won't be visiting our girl out in Hollywood anymore. BTW check your PM.

Misfit[/QUOTE]

Thanks Misfit, I would not even have taken the "under" bet on the over/under on this one, and I was shocked when happened so quickly.

Well, it has been a few days since my last post on her, let's call her my HH civilian because she lives in Hacienda Heights. Well, this model-good looks girl from Tiawan and I have been hitting it every night that we can. Last night was the first in 3 nights since we have seen each other because I spent the weekend with my kids. Well, you guessed it, I stopped by Abertson's right off Azuza near the 60 Fwy to pick up a bottle of Astroglide. Sorry that they were fresh out of the German lubes suggested below (I am sure they never had them).

Had to artfully hide the bottle in my pocket, while I brought the $4.99 Sutter-Home Cab. Sev. wine in the bag and the replacement 24-pack of Cola since I drank a lot of hers.

After drinking down half the bottle of wine between us (we are both former heavy-drinkers who are now light-weights), we started making out on the living room couch while watching some really bad shows on TV (I remember the Sphere with Dustom Hoffman being the best thing on that we watched). We retired to her bedroom so that none of the housemates would walk in on us, where we we stripped and went at it as usual.

Of course, after doing her vaginally in several positions (no big O for her this time), I, at one point, suggested that we continue our anal training (not those exact words, but something like it, to which she agreed). She seemed more visably scared than when we first tried. I told her I had the astroglide, and this did not calm her down at all, but most likely made things worse; I guess to seem like this was really going to happen in her mind.

Grabbed the bottle (I had pre-removed the protective seal so as not to break the moment when the time came), and squeezed a healthy portion on my finger. Stuck my finger in her ass, and moved it around so as to lube and condition the sphincter muscle. Man she was extra tight, I guess because she was so scared she was shaking. I did the ass-fingering, the the thumb fingering, and the sh_t was still as tight as ever. Decided to go in anyway. Put a lot of the gell on my unit, lay down spooning her, and tried to insert that way.

I tell you, this girl is a real trooper, because although she was visably in pain from my attempted insertions, she actually was giving advice on getting it in, she told me to push it lower against that part that separates the pussy from the ass (I did not take gross anatomy, so I don't remember the name (it's not peritoneum is it?)). We tried a little longer in this position before I told her to try a new position, and she dutifully jumped up and got into doggy position, where I was able lube her up with my fingers some more, then more on my unit.

Fairly quickly in this position, she again instructed me to change the angle pushing more against that separation of the ass and pussy rather than the other side of the sphincter, when I felt that glorious "pop" sensation that Misfit so eloquently referred to previously in this thread. This was literally a break through. Nevertheless, still the tightest I have ever, ever felt. Even more tight than the married anal virgin first was.

I pushed it in so that the tip of my penis was engolfed in her ass, and she was visiably in pain, and breathing heavy. I tried to push it in further, and she did start to protest a little, so I stopped, and said that this was far enough for now, and made sure to say at the same time that we would try for further in next time (got to keep that sequel open).

Well, we layed down next to each other, and I asked her how it felt. Surprisingly, no admission of pain, she only said that it felt "weird" and that she was not sure if it was something that she would enjoy because it made her want to go pee of all things and she did not want to do that on the bed! I responded that going pee on the bed was a lot less nasty than sex on the bed, and reminded her that people soak injuries in pee, such as sea-urchant injuries and the like. Well, I made sure to stear the conversation immediately to the girls that did enjoy it with me, following up on what got me this far with her.

Well, I still had not cum yet, and we were talking for a while, and she started to rub my dick when she noticed I had not finished (something that she told me bothers her ego). I stuck it in her vigina, and purposefully got her eventually into a position with her flat on her stomach, and me pounder her pussy jack-hammer style. Well, you can guess what I was going to do when I felt ready to pop.

When I felt tha trush was on its way, I quckly pulled out, and stuck the tip into her anus (but not quite as far as before during evening, but enough to make sure that every last drop got into her ass). She seemed to like this, and was smiling after she felt me gush into her cute little tight butt.

This is where I went a little to far. I again, as before, stuck my figer into her ass, and scooped out some of the cum-creampie. I guess I am not totally sure if I did anything like this before (I have to check my previous post), but I stuck my cream-pie coated finger into HER mouth, and she for the moment did this real sexy blowjob move on my finger with her lips and mouth and pretended it tasted good, just like a pornal ass-to-mouth thing.

I told her how much that turned me on, because she believed me when she looked down and saw that I immediately got hard again just from her participating in this porn-star move.

However, when we were talking again about how much I loved anal on her (stoking her ego and reenforcing that's what made sex good with her), she specficially requested that she not have to taste her own ass like that again.

Let me tell you guys, this is fine with me, if she is willing to do everything else with me, and this chick is so good, that she seemed relieved that I agreed to take that part off the menu! Almost to say that she would eve put up with that. Okay needless to say, ass-to-mouth may take a while after I am able to get full-anal with her (BTW, the married Chinese chick does ass-to-mouth, no problem, so I am not giving up on this one even for ass-to-mouth, once she gets more used to the general act of anal sex).

Well, sorry it was so long a report, but I want to relive this myself, as much I hope you guys enjoy read about what I am enjoying in the prime of my sexual life.

-Shark-

[QUOTE=Shark in OC]Thanks Misfit, I would not even have taken the "under" bet on the over/under on this one, and I was shocked when happened so quickly.

Well, it has been a few days since my last post on her, let's call her my HH civilian because she lives in Hacienda Heights. Well, this model-good looks girl from Tiawan and I have been hitting it every night that we can. Last night was the first in 3 nights since we have seen each other because I spent the weekend with my kids. Well, you guessed it, I stopped by Abertson's right off Azuza near the 60 Fwy to pick up a bottle of Astroglide. Sorry that they were fresh out of the German lubes suggested below (I am sure they never had them).

Had to artfully hide the bottle in my pocket, while I brought the $4.99 Sutter-Home Cab. Sev. wine in the bag and the replacement 24-pack of Cola since I drank a lot of hers.

After drinking down half the bottle of wine between us (we are both former heavy-drinkers who are now light-weights), we started making out on the living room couch while watching some really bad shows on TV (I remember the Sphere with Dustom Hoffman being the best thing on that we watched). We retired to her bedroom so that none of the housemates would walk in on us, where we we stripped and went at it as usual.

Of course, after doing her vaginally in several positions (no big O for her this time), I, at one point, suggested that we continue our anal training (not those exact words, but something like it, to which she agreed). She seemed more visably scared than when we first tried. I told her I had the astroglide, and this did not calm her down at all, but most likely made things worse; I guess to seem like this was really going to happen in her mind.

Grabbed the bottle (I had pre-removed the protective seal so as not to break the moment when the time came), and squeezed a healthy portion on my finger. Stuck my finger in her ass, and moved it around so as to lube and condition the sphincter muscle. Man she was extra tight, I guess because she was so scared she was shaking. I did the ass-fingering, the the thumb fingering, and the sh_t was still as tight as ever. Decided to go in anyway. Put a lot of the gell on my unit, lay down spooning her, and tried to insert that way.

I tell you, this girl is a real trooper, because although she was visably in pain from my attempted insertions, she actually was giving advice on getting it in, she told me to push it lower against that part that separates the pussy from the ass (I did not take gross anatomy, so I don't remember the name (it's not peritoneum is it?)). We tried a little longer in this position before I told her to try a new position, and she dutifully jumped up and got into doggy position, where I was able lube her up with my fingers some more, then more on my unit.

Fairly quickly in this position, she again instructed me to change the angle pushing more against that separation of the ass and pussy rather than the other side of the sphincter, when I felt that glorious "pop" sensation that Misfit so eloquently referred to previously in this thread. This was literally a break through. Nevertheless, still the tightest I have ever, ever felt. Even more tight than the married anal virgin first was.

I pushed it in so that the tip of my penis was engolfed in her ass, and she was visiably in pain, and breathing heavy. I tried to push it in further, and she did start to protest a little, so I stopped, and said that this was far enough for now, and made sure to say at the same time that we would try for further in next time (got to keep that sequel open).

Well, we layed down next to each other, and I asked her how it felt. Surprisingly, no admission of pain, she only said that it felt "weird" and that she was not sure if it was something that she would enjoy because it made her want to go pee of all things and she did not want to do that on the bed! I responded that going pee on the bed was a lot less nasty than sex on the bed, and reminded her that people soak injuries in pee, such as sea-urchant injuries and the like. Well, I made sure to stear the conversation immediately to the girls that did enjoy it with me, following up on what got me this far with her.

Well, I still had not cum yet, and we were talking for a while, and she started to rub my dick when she noticed I had not finished (something that she told me bothers her ego). I stuck it in her vigina, and purposefully got her eventually into a position with her flat on her stomach, and me pounder her pussy jack-hammer style. Well, you can guess what I was going to do when I felt ready to pop.

When I felt tha trush was on its way, I quckly pulled out, and stuck the tip into her anus (but not quite as far as before during evening, but enough to make sure that every last drop got into her ass). She seemed to like this, and was smiling after she felt me gush into her cute little tight butt.

This is where I went a little to far. I again, as before, stuck my figer into her ass, and scooped out some of the cum-creampie. I guess I am not totally sure if I did anything like this before (I have to check my previous post), but I stuck my cream-pie coated finger into HER mouth, and she for the moment did this real sexy blowjob move on my finger with her lips and mouth and pretended it tasted good, just like a pornal ass-to-mouth thing.

I told her how much that turned me on, because she believed me when she looked down and saw that I immediately got hard again just from her participating in this porn-star move.

However, when we were talking again about how much I loved anal on her (stoking her ego and reenforcing that's what made sex good with her), she specficially requested that she not have to taste her own ass like that again.

Let me tell you guys, this is fine with me, if she is willing to do everything else with me, and this chick is so good, that she seemed relieved that I agreed to take that part off the menu! Almost to say that she would eve put up with that. Okay needless to say, ass-to-mouth may take a while after I am able to get full-anal with her (BTW, the married Chinese chick does ass-to-mouth, no problem, so I am not giving up on this one even for ass-to-mouth, once she gets more used to the general act of anal sex).

Well, sorry it was so long a report, but I want to relive this myself, as much I hope you guys enjoy read about what I am enjoying in the prime of my sexual life.

-Shark-[/QUOTE]

Hey Shark, try using a vibrator on her clit while you plow her ass. A proven method . . .

Bend It

Some of this is a re-print from Baltimore General Reports 7/8/07
I had an amazing weekend, weekend starts Friday 07/06/07 after 5PM, right? Yes I climbed MILF mountain this week end. On Friday an old GF from college that found me on my****e(thank you AC for leading me in this path) called me and said her period was due and she was horney as shit. Being a gentleman I had no choice but to accommodate her, when I arrived and started foreplay she announced that, she wanted to take the lead. She climbed up on my face and said she wanted to come in my mouth DATYNQTCCIM, SF would have been proud of me. Then CG, RCG and she then wanted it doggie Kaboom. Small talk rest up and BBBJ and Mish for a screaming finale of I’m coming, I’m coming simultaneous nuts, nice finish. Out to Double T Diner for some dinner.

Next is Saturday 07/07/07 my SO with whom I barley talk lately, wakes me up she is horney, BBBJ leisure fuck and guess what, her period starts. She says we can finish anal, hell yeah. I pounded that thing and she claims to have had an assgasm, anal orgasm. I nut again of course.

The SO wakes me up this morning (Monday 7/9/07)and wants it up the ass again, what gives? It is either feast or famine, the SO might keep me at home if she continues this behavior, naw. A man's got to eat, strange pussy that is.

I have experienced an assgasm's several times, the women really has to be into it. Any one else care to share?

Sex is like business you have to fuck all of the assholes!

Big Red

[QUOTE=Big Red50]Some of this is a re-print from Baltimore General Reports 7/8/07
I had an amazing weekend, weekend starts Friday 07/06/07 after 5PM, right? Yes I climbed MILF mountain this week end. On Friday an old GF from college that found me on my****e(thank you AC for leading me in this path) called me and said her period was due and she was horney as shit. Being a gentleman I had no choice but to accommodate her, when I arrived and started foreplay she announced that, she wanted to take the lead. She climbed up on my face and said she wanted to come in my mouth DATYNQTCCIM, SF would have been proud of me. Then CG, RCG and she then wanted it doggie Kaboom. Small talk rest up and BBBJ and Mish for a screaming finale of I’m coming, I’m coming simultaneous nuts, nice finish. Out to Double T Diner for some dinner.

Next is Saturday 07/07/07 my SO with whom I barley talk lately, wakes me up she is horney, BBBJ leisure fuck and guess what, her period starts. She says we can finish anal, hell yeah. I pounded that thing and she claims to have had an assgasm, anal orgasm. I nut again of course.

The SO wakes me up this morning (Monday 7/9/07)and wants it up the ass again, what gives? It is either feast or famine, the SO might keep me at home if she continues this behavior, naw. A man's got to eat, strange pussy that is.

I have experienced an assgasm's several times, the women really has to be into it. Any one else care to share?

Sex is like business you have to fuck all of the assholes!

Big Red[/QUOTE]

I have been looking for a girl who has assgasm's for years now. I have yet to find one. The best I could find is my ex-korean GF who claimed on several occasions that she at least enjoyed anal. Otherwise, the only time i have been able to get a girl to have an orgasm during anal is to do a "reach around" on her clit and manually manipulate.

The girl that I just started seeing (the Tiawanese girl with model looks) has gotten nothing but better. This former anal virgin finally got it hard all the way in the ass from me. And get this felas, when we finally did go full shaft in, it was 1) in the morning right after we woke up before work, and 2) and here is the catch - ONLY USING HER PUSSY JUICES AS LUBE!

A-FUCKING-MAZING. (sorry for the cursing, but this experience was class A!). Each time, this trooper has let me put it in farther and farther, half shaft the night before this wonderful occurance, using Astroglide. Well, the next morning, we woke up, I moved her panties off, and we started to spoon-fu_ck. Well, after a while, I pulled out, and stuck it into her anus, and felt that wonderful "pop" fairly quickly. Maybe it was because she was more relaxed in the morning, or something like that. I thought about pulling out, getting up, and grabbing the lube, but I felt that given she was so relaxed, and it was working, that would only ruin the moment, and possibly make her ass tighten up again lest she realizes fully what is happening from the morning daze.

After a few gental pumps, I was able to get full shaft insertion. Did not take long for me to cum in waives, which was kind of dissapointing in a way, because I wanted to feel that thight anal some more with her.

Anyway, I did not report right away because I did not want to just dominate this thread, but my god, especially after hearing Big Red's great story, had to report.

-Shark-

Just an update, my new Taiwan GF is nearly completely loosened up anally. I have f_cked her in the ass 99% of the time that we have sex now, with varying states of shaft penetration each time. Funny thing is, I have been more successful with morning anal sex than at night time before we go to sleep. Interesting how this is.

In fact, we had sex so vigorously the night before, that yesterday morning, when I started to eat her out as foreplay, she said her pussy was sore. I told her I wanted to cum in her ass then, and she told me that we would try, I think because we stopped before I came the night before because I made her ass sore. Well, got the lube, worked into it, and she was a real trooper although still in some significant pain as I worked it into her ass. After a few pumps, I came waives inside her tight little anal hole, and it was good.

Just an update

-Shark-

3 weeks ago before I left on vacation I called Becky. Ask her if she wants to get fucked in the ass or pussy. Everytime she will say the ass. Both sides are great. She also gives excellant head. Pussy is juicy. It goes in her butt with just pussy juice on it. She is very vocal with excitement.
Another is Judy she likes it in the ass. When you bang her in the pussy she reaches around and plays with her ass. Unfortunately she's on vacation for a spell. We have several others that are just as good. I prefer these 2 they are always available anytime of the day or night.
BC

There was a Koren girl here for several years told her wanted some ass. She only weighted 95 's. Ass so tight I could never get it in. These foreign girls must really have tight ass holes. If I had ever got it in probably would have blowed my cum after few licks.
BC

Upon reading all of your reports it seems to me that not many of you gentlemen have experienced a woman who can have assgasms. I for one believe that there are 5 different types of orgasms and a few variations on those.

Anal
Vaginal (penetration, balls slappin' ass)
G-Spot
Clitoral
Sensory (think tantric sex)

So have any of you experienced all five? I have had multiples of each and I do tend to think some men do not believe me when I say I cum from anal but that is because so few women do I think.

Alyssa

[QUOTE=Xxxalyssaxxx]Upon reading all of your reports it seems to me that not many of you gentlemen have experienced a woman who can have assgasms. I for one believe that there are 5 different types of orgasms and a few variations on those.

Anal
Vaginal (penetration, balls slappin' ass)
G-Spot
Clitoral
Sensory (think tantric sex)

So have any of you experienced all five? I have had multiples of each and I do tend to think some men do not believe me when I say I cum from anal but that is because so few women do I think.

Alyssa[/QUOTE]I had a British girl who had assgasms. She loved anal and enoyed nice slow strokes. She is the only girl that I have had anal with who could cum without me reaching around and playing with her clit.

I haven't tried anal, does it feel good?

[QUOTE=Unvme601]I haven't tried anal, does it feel good?[/QUOTE]

Hmmm... well, take a zucchini, stick it where the sun don't shine, and let us know...

That could be your first report!

O.

[QUOTE=Unvme601]I haven't tried anal, does it feel good?[/QUOTE]

No, we all hate fucking chicks up the ass here.-----NOT

Dude, I think that Misfit describes the sensation the best. There is nothing better then feeling that "pop" as the anal ring is stretched to its limit by the head of your dick. Did it to my Taiwanese GF yesterday at lunch time. I realized, while I was full on pounding her ass after the initial sensation, that I also enjoy the tighter feeling, and taboo sight, of my unit going in and out of her sweet little tight ass. I am not in to "big butts" like most black guys, I enjoy the tight little asian asses the most, and seeing and feeling that anus wrapped tight around your unit is the best. No way to describe it. You just have to try.

-Shark-

Yesterday afternoon I picked her up at home. Went to Motel. She's 52 but has a nice looking ass. She starts out with a BBBJ then its on to the puss thats very wet. After a few strokes she puts a pillow under her butt. Then its stroking wild. She got off twice very heavy. She likes it in that butt. So when I want great butt action I go to Becky.
BC

Well, much like my girl from mainland China, my girl form the Republic of China (Taiwan) likes it standing when going at her anally. (I think that Rep. of China is what they call themselves, it went in one ear and out the other, has something to do with Taiwan asserting itself as the "real" China) I think the angle of penetration is better standing for them. So, in order to add veriaty, I have her start off standing, then tell her to get on all fours in doggie possition, following her down while still inserted in her ass.

Then I go at it full fource anal on her.

Terrific sessions this way.

-Shark-

Shark,

Couldn't agree more with the "pop" sensation. The anticipation as you slowly force your dick in her ass until you get that "pop" sensation.

Sad to say, my anal regular has taken another job in another city. I'm on the hunt for some new talent.

Is there room for another brother in the asain scene?

Wireless91910

[QUOTE=Wireless91910]Shark,

...Is there room for another brother in the asain scene?

Wireless91910[/QUOTE]

I am telling you guy. You know how it used to be in the early and late 90's when Black dudes were the new "taboo" for white chicks? It is still that way today among some white women. Well, it is very much becoming that way today among asian women, especially 2nd generation girls who want to make their Daddies mad.

There is nothing better than a hot asian chick who could get any guy that she wants with the whole far-east exoticness thing. However, who do some of these chicks prefer? They want the very guy that their "keep the race pure" Daddies told them not to touch - the black male. I have seen it time and time again.

As for my Taiwanese girl, it is not the fact that I am divorced, etc., that makes her Daddy's skin crawl with anger, but it is the mere fact that his sweet, pure and not-so-innocent, very hot, daughter is dating a black man. She had dated only Chinese men before she dated a Mexican college professor for a while before she met me. I should think that guy for openning her horizons enough so she could take the next step and date a black man.

Little does her Daddy know that Daddy's little girl is taking my big stiffy up her little tight ass. I am sure that would make him buy a shotgun and take me out.

I know of about 5 drop-dead hot Chinese or Korean freebees I believe I could get today, and coax them into their first anal sex experience if they have not already done so. So if you prefer asian chicks, there are plenty in Los Angeles, SF and NY for the picking.

-Shark-

Shark...I read about your training of your new girl in the pleasures of Anal, but it sounds like most of the pleasure is all yours. I guess it's the "ass to mouth" thing that bothers me. I'm not prude...I love anal sex as much as the next guy. I'm fortunate to have a wife that has "assgasms" without any reach around (but after a LOT of foreplay, which is fine by me). My point is that the "ass to mouth" thing is degrading and potentially dangerous. It's one thing if the girl wants that (maybe it's a fetish of hers..which is fine), but when she does it once and then asks you nicely not to do it again, you should respect that...not plot for a future time when you can convince her to do it. There are lines that you shouldn't cross and that's a pretty big one.

[QUOTE=Shark in OC]I am telling you guy. You know how it used to be in the early and late 90's when Black dudes were the new "taboo" for white chicks? It is still that way today among some white women. Well, it is very much becoming that way today among asian women, especially 2nd generation girls who want to make their Daddies mad.
-Shark-[/QUOTE]


Shark

I know exactly what you are saying. I have some boy's up in San Jose who have to beat the asain chicks off them. I guess for now I will have to stay with my "hood rats".

Wireless91910

My anal regular has been ***king around on me and lying. It got to the point where I couldn't stand to hear her voice anymore. You know, blah-blah-blah. Well, I use to rim her, ***k her ass with my tongue, fingers and cock. She would ALWAYS moan scream AND assgasm. I told her to take a ***king hike yesterday after 'calling' her on some of her lies. Damn I'm going to miss that ass. She was the first girl I ever had that really wanted and enjoyed it in the ass. I envy you guys.
Wolf out

[QUOTE=Freebie Bean]Shark...I read about your training of your new girl in the pleasures of Anal, but it sounds like most of the pleasure is all yours. I guess it's the "ass to mouth" thing that bothers me. I'm not prude...I love anal sex as much as the next guy. I'm fortunate to have a wife that has "assgasms" without any reach around (but after a LOT of foreplay, which is fine by me). My point is that the "ass to mouth" thing is degrading and potentially dangerous. It's one thing if the girl wants that (maybe it's a fetish of hers..which is fine), but when she does it once and then asks you nicely not to do it again, you should respect that...not plot for a future time when you can convince her to do it. There are lines that you shouldn't cross and that's a pretty big one.[/QUOTE]

I had to re-quote the above just so we can all understand what you are saying Freebie. You are telling me that Miko Lee, Lucy Lee, Amy Tan, and all of the porn stars who perform ass-to-mouth on their videos are putting their lives in danger? And having anal sex vs. ass-to-month is some "line" that is crossed?

So, it was okay of me to plot to get her to do anal in the first place, but it is somehow not okay to convince her to WILLINGLY do ass-to-mouth because she did not like it the first time, and it is somehow dangerous?

If I had taken your attitude I would never have convinced her or the other anal virgins I have been with to ever do anal. Explain to us, Doctor, the danger in ass-to-mouth, and then let's mount a protest against sales of all porn videos that depict this act. I guess we should call our selves the OAATM (Organization Against Ass-To-Mouth).

When you say "cross the line", do you liken it to kiddy porn or petafilia? My god, you are absolutely the first person that I have heard ever in my life to claim that anal sex is okay, but ATM somehow crosses some line, even if the girl does it willingly after some convincing.

And by the way, you are saying this on a web site that talks mainly about prostitution and exploitation of women who have been, for a large part, forced into this profession, and you admonish me for trying to convince my civilian GF to do ass-to-mouth willingly because it is also "degrading".

That's a joke.

One more question, I give her and my former GFs rim jobs, and several have given me rim jobs. Since this involves relatively the same oral intake of germs as ass-to-mouth, I guess I am in "danger" too of what ever horrible ailment that you are claiming is to befall my GFs for these oral-anal sex acts.

So what's your point idiot Freebie Bean?

We are just sharing good times about anal acts with hot chicks on this board. If want to judge, go to church stupid F_cker.

-Shark-

[QUOTE=Wireless91910]Shark

I know exactly what you are saying. I have some boy's up in San Jose who have to beat the asain chicks off them. I guess for now I will have to stay with my "hood rats".

Wireless91910[/QUOTE]

A little off topic, but going back to my point about the "new white meat," I got hit on in the elevator by one of the hottest looking asian chicks I have evern seen, Korean to boot. Not that Koreans are any better looking, but I have found them to be more about keeping their race pure, and more rare to date a brother. My last Korean GF was a big exception (and I guess Tiger Woods's mother). All I am saying is, I have had tons more Chinese tail than Korean tail because Koreans typically have a stronger "pride" gene that keeps them away from dating the soul bothers.

This was easy pickings man, but out of respect for the current GF, who is much hotter than eveh this hot chick in the elevator, and gives me anal to my heart's desire, I declined.

Anyway, bet I could have made this elevator girl eventially give me anal, and ATM, despite Freebie Bean's assertion that, while convincing a girl to do anal is okay, ATM would just be so degrading to ask her to do willingly.

By the way, on that note, 90% of my GFs, and my ex wife, liked to be tied up or handcuffed as a rape fantasy while I did them, both vaginal and anal, and ATM. How degrading is that Freebie Bean? Even though all of them enjoyed it.

-Shark-

[QUOTE=Shark in OC]I had to re-quote the above just so we can all understand what you are saying Freebie. You are telling me that Miko Lee, Lucy Lee, Amy Tan, and all of the porn stars who perform ass-to-mouth on their videos are putting their lives in danger? And having anal sex vs. ass-to-month is some "line" that is crossed?

So, it was okay of me to plot to get her to do anal in the first place, but it is somehow not okay to convince her to WILLINGLY do ass-to-mouth because she did not like it the first time, and it is somehow dangerous?

If I had taken your attitude I would never have convinced her or the other anal virgins I have been with to ever do anal. Explain to us, Doctor, the danger in ass-to-mouth, and then let's mount a protest against sales of all porn videos that depict this act. I guess we should call our selves the OAATM (Organization Against Ass-To-Mouth).

When you say "cross the line", do you liken it to kiddy porn or petafilia? My god, you are absolutely the first person that I have heard ever in my life to claim that anal sex is okay, but ATM somehow crosses some line, even if the girl does it willingly after some convincing.

And by the way, you are saying this on a web site that talks mainly about prostitution and exploitation of women who have been, for a large part, forced into this profession, and you admonish me for trying to convince my civilian GF to do ass-to-mouth willingly because it is also "degrading".

That's a joke.

One more question, I give her and my former GFs rim jobs, and several have given me rim jobs. Since this involves relatively the same oral intake of germs as ass-to-mouth, I guess I am in "danger" too of what ever horrible ailment that you are claiming is to befall my GFs for these oral-anal sex acts.

So what's your point idiot Freebie Bean?

We are just sharing good times about anal acts with hot chicks on this board. If want to judge, go to church stupid F_cker.

-Shark-[/QUOTE]


Shark...I probably am stupid for trying to intelligently discuss this subject here. But, since you brought up the Porn industry...let me inform you that the common practice in the porn industry is to thoroughly cleanse the anus with an enema prior to anal sex (don't see a lot shit clinging to the dicks in those videos, do you?). That doesn't make ass to mouth completely safe, but it's standard. Do your ladies do a cleansing enema before anal and agreeing to "ass to mouth?"

As for the safety aspect...just do a little googling and you'll find plenty of medical documentation on the dangers. "Rimming" might not be the most safe thing either (although I've done it too), but it's a little different licking the just washed outer area and sucking something that has just been shoved deep inside the rectal cavity that is full of folds and crevices which might hold pockets of feces.

Also, I don't care what two consenting adults do with each other. You can take a dump in her mouth if she begs you to and I don't care. What I have a problem with is guys like you who seem determined to "convince" a woman to do something she doesn't want to do. You will keep on until you wear her down, and then you will tell yourself (and the readers here) how much she enjoyed it...when in fact she probably only did it to make you happy. The "degradation" is not the act itself...it is the lack of respect for another human being. I don't expect you to understand that.

Also, don't misquote me by saying that I think it's okay for you to "convince" women to have anal with you. I believe that if a woman wants anal sex, then by all means, go and enjoy together...but if she says NO, then you should respect that and either move on or enjoy what she shares with you. You seem to think that because you like it and some women have told you they like it that ALL women will like it. Wow...that's one big ego you have there.

You say, "you are absolutely the first person that I have heard ever in my life to claim that anal sex is okay, but ATM somehow crosses some line."
So, I've got to know...how many people do you discuss ATM with? That's not typical dinner conversation. I would say that you are in the tiniest of minorities if you think there is no difference between Anal sex and ATM. If you truly believe that, you are highly deluded.

Yes, I say this on a website that explores prostitution. I also believe those women deserve respect. They are human...not pieces of meat.

[QUOTE=Freebie Bean]Shark...I probably am stupid for trying to intelligently discuss this subject here. But, since you brought up the Porn industry...let me inform you that the common practice in the porn industry is to thoroughly cleanse the anus with an enema prior to anal sex (don't see a lot shit clinging to the dicks in those videos, do you?). That doesn't make ass to mouth completely safe, but it's standard. Do your ladies do a cleansing enema before anal and agreeing to "ass to mouth?"

As for the safety aspect...just do a little googling and you'll find plenty of medical documentation on the dangers. "Rimming" might not be the most safe thing either (although I've done it too), but it's a little different licking the just washed outer area and sucking something that has just been shoved deep inside the rectal cavity that is full of folds and crevices which might hold pockets of feces.

Also, I don't care what two consenting adults do with each other. You can take a dump in her mouth if she begs you to and I don't care. What I have a problem with is guys like you who seem determined to "convince" a woman to do something she doesn't want to do. You will keep on until you wear her down, and then you will tell yourself (and the readers here) how much she enjoyed it...when in fact she probably only did it to make you happy. The "degradation" is not the act itself...it is the lack of respect for another human being. I don't expect you to understand that.

Also, don't misquote me by saying that I think it's okay for you to "convince" women to have anal with you. I believe that if a woman wants anal sex, then by all means, go and enjoy together...but if she says NO, then you should respect that and either move on or enjoy what she shares with you. You seem to think that because you like it and some women have told you they like it that ALL women will like it. Wow...that's one big ego you have there.

You say, "you are absolutely the first person that I have heard ever in my life to claim that anal sex is okay, but ATM somehow crosses some line."
So, I've got to know...how many people do you discuss ATM with? That's not typical dinner conversation. I would say that you are in the tiniest of minorities if you think there is no difference between Anal sex and ATM. If you truly believe that, you are highly deluded.

Yes, I say this on a website that explores prostitution. I also believe those women deserve respect. They are human...not pieces of meat.[/QUOTE]

The above post by Freebie Bean-head speaks for itself. All of you who know me and read my other posts know the respect I have for the working girls. Read my recent posts on a provider in the Inglewood section and you will see. I have providers calling me since I reduced my mongering, wanting to see me because I respect them, and half of them want to take me as their real BF. So don't even try to beat me on the respect tip.

My point was pretty clear that it is idiotic of you to try to say it is somehow degrading to convince my GF to do something out of love for me in light of this site that talks about paying a prostitute who is forced to do it out of desparation for money. You are too stupid to see the distinction though, as we all now see.

I hazard to guess a prostitute would not do what they do with 100s of guys a week if they were not paid. That is not degrading to you I guess, but two poeple doing something for each other they don't want to do out of love is degrading to you.

We all respect that you are such a good looking guy Freebie, that you have NEVER in your lifetime had a girl say NO to you about anything, and they have always come to you for any sex act you want. I have to say, that I, with my baldness, and blackness, have had more girls say NO to me about more things, including str8 sex, and have only been able to get a civilian to have any kind of sex with me, anal or not, ATM or not, by some convincing. Not force, or tricks, it has always been that I had to ask several times. So sorry that we are not like you Freebie Beanhead, as you have never had a girl say NO to you.

I guess if a girl had said NO to you, you would never try to have sex with them again, even if it were your wife or GF. So good for you.

The rest of us will have to do what 90% of guys who are not movie stars like you have to do, and if a girl says no on the first date, we have to hope to get it on the 2nd, 3rd or 4th date.

Your argument that an enema before anal sex will "clean" the anal cavity like a pro, and therefore make ATM safe, is unconvincing. 100 germs will cause the same damage as 1000 germs, and an enema does not make the anal cavity free of germs. It may just take out the waste material temporarily.

So good luck with that argument.

I have to reiterate again, if you want to judge, go to church. I would understand if I was advocating rape, but your admonishment and judgement over me just trying to get my GF to perform a sexual act is stupid and rediculous. She is an adult, and if she wants to change her mind one night, and say yes to me, just like she did the first time we had anal sex, then that is HER choice, not yours.

By the way, you are kidding yourself to think that your GF actually enjoys anal sex. Maybe only .00001% of women enjoy it because of an abnormal nerve ending that may occur in that percentage of women. Your woman is just tolerating it because you are so good looking that no woman ever says NO to you, as we have established.

Most women before and after a certain age dont enjoy sex at all. So I guess you advocate that they should not have sex with their husbands. In fact, since most women don't enjoy sports, I guess you would suggest that no woman should go to a game with ther BF or husband to support the relationship.

I guess on that same note, women should only give their man what THEY enjoy. No golf clubs, etc. On Birthdays and Chrismas, I guess women should buy dimond rings and shoes for herself to wear, because that is what SHE wants to do.

Are you also advocating that husbands and BFs should only do what THEY enjoy? For example, if you don't enjoy giving your girl oral, then you should not do it, even if it is the only way she can orgasm. By the way, I make my GF scream by giving her oral, I guess explains why she changed her mind and said yes to anal finally. I don't enjoy giving a girl head, or particularly want to do it, but I do it for her. But I guess doning something for somebody that you don't want to do is a foreign concept to you.

Another idiotic comment is your disbelief that I talk to friends about sexual issues. Don't particularly care if you believe me or not. It's just a dumb comment on your part, one of many. But if you must ask, like most normal men, I have several friends in life, and on this very site, that I talk to about all sexual acts I perform with girls, including ATM, because that is what guys do. It's a male bonding thing. Sorry you are so p-whipped and don't have friends. Maybe that is why you are so bitter to try to tell me what I should and should not do with my GF. And guess what, your GF is discussing with her girl-friends EVERY DETAIL of your sexual life with her. She will deny it, but girls talk about that more than guys.

And finally, you talk about misquoating, there is only one girl who claimed she enjoyed anal with me. I have been VERY FRANK about my GFs and their adversity to anal in this very forum. I even commented how rare it is for a girl to have a so-called "assgasm" just a few posts below. So for you to claim that I allege that all my GFs enjoy anal, and that is how I convince myself that it is okay, is ignorant and stupid of you.

-Shark-

Here I thought ATM was that thing that coughs up green when you stick your plastic into it...LOL.

Come on now Freebie Bean, there is nothing wrong with a little Dirty Sanchez. It's also very helpful if your unit drys up & she provides natural lube for the re-entry into the old-Hershey-highway. Hell it's alot cheaper than buying lube. Anyway I think Shark has you beat in this discussion by what I have seen so far.

Misfit

[QUOTE=Misfit]Here I thought ATM was that thing that coughs up green when you stick your plastic into it...LOL.

Come on now Freebie Bean, there is nothing wrong with a little Dirty Sanchez. It's also very helpful if your unit drys up & she provides natural lube for the re-entry into the old-Hershey-highway. Hell it's alot cheaper than buying lube. Anyway I think Shark has you beat in this discussion by what I have seen so far.

Misfit[/QUOTE]

You can't blame Freabie Beanhead for the way he is. Just because he is too afraid to take charge with his girl, and tell her what he wants in the bedroom. She probably straps a dildo on and does him in the ass. Not that there is anything wrong with it if that is what he enjoys. But by his own standards, unless it is something that his girl absolutely enjoys, he will not ask her to do it. So, while he accuses us of falsely believing that our girls actually like what they do for us, BBBJTCIM, anal, ATM, he is the only man in the world that has a girl that enjoys ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING they do sexually, including anal (but we know from his posts not ATM, which would cause instant death or spontaneous combustion). So, HIS girl really enjoys anal, while none of our girls do, and we are just kidding ourselves when we believe they do.

So, don't blame the idiot who wishes his girl will do the things that our girls do out of love or affection for us, even if they don't enjoy it, while his girl will ONLY do what she likes, and nothing more.

-Shark-

GF got her period last week. She was not in the greatest of moods the night before, and I was denied any kind of sex when I tried with her for the first time since we met. She got her menstrual cycle in the middle of the night.

Like a good girl, the next morning, she felt guilty about denying me, and said that her period started, and there fore "only one hole was availabe" and said that "you can only fuck me in the ass." This from a girl just a few months ago, when we started dating, had never had anal and did not want to do it.

We had anal sex like crazy that morning, analled her for about an hour, we were both late for work.

That night, she insisted that we do only anal again, even though we had sex before while on her period because we figured it's safer for not getting pregnant.

Next 2 days, anal only again. I am not going to fool myself into thinking that she now PERFERS anal sex, as this idiot Freebie Beanhead accuses me below, but she definately is getting used to it. She says it's not bad now.

This is pretty much living my dream, a hot asian chick, who litterally is so good looking that she stops traffic when we are walking together (has dudes hit on her constantly, can't leave her alone for a second), and she now does not mind anal, and even encourages it when the front entry is shut down.

-Shark-