Strip Club Reports

I grabbed some drinks at Sign of the Whale, about a block away from my work, with some friends. We had some time to kill so decided to hit Camelot right next door. Bad Choice.

I mean, I don't have really any basis for comparison. The girls were attractive and friendly enough, I guess. I'm used to the full-grind hustle that you see at The Block and Showcase theatre. My mixed drink was about 9 bucks, which gave me some 1's that I could kill some time with. As a bunch of young (but extremely well-dressed) guys in our 20's, I almost feel like we were largely ignored. I asked one of the dancers about a dance to which she nicely replied "sorry honey, no dances at all in DC, anywhere." As my first time at a club within DC limits, I had nothing to compare it to. Gave the dancers a tip, finished our drink, and then left.

[QUOTE=Metalmanix; 1126492]I grabbed some drinks at Sign of the Whale, about a block away from my work, with some friends. We had some time to kill so decided to hit Camelot right next door. Bad Choice.

I mean, I don't have really any basis for comparison. The girls were attractive and friendly enough, I guess. I'm used to the full-grind hustle that you see at The Block and Showcase theatre. My mixed drink was about 9 bucks, which gave me some 1's that I could kill some time with. As a bunch of young (but extremely well-dressed) guys in our 20's, I almost feel like we were largely ignored. I asked one of the dancers about a dance to which she nicely replied "sorry honey, no dances at all in DC, anywhere." As my first time at a club within DC limits, I had nothing to compare it to. Gave the dancers a tip, finished our drink, and then left.[/QUOTE]Unless you're filthy rich, spots like Camelot cater to many older looking guys. The girls seem to know that they are the ones that have the money, and will sit and 'milk' them all night.

[QUOTE=Utwogood; 1067985]Went to Fuego this past Saturday. I am into the latin ladies but just heard about this bar recently. All in all, not bad for my first time there. Arrived about 11:00 pm and left around 12:30. The club is in the cut, the surroundings aren't great and the parking is dismal (most people parked illegally along the sides of the buildings, but the area is pretty deserted around that time). The club is converted from a big warehouse space and was not bad; ambiance about as good as a mid-range dance club. Good sound system and lighting FX; mostly latino dance music and a tiny bit of hiphop, I think from a jukebox. The MC had a problem with the mic and the screeching feedback was VERY annoying.

Cover was $20. There had to be about 200 or so little mexican guys to about 20-25 female dancers. Dancers dance nude on stage, and walk the floor in bikini. The dancers were above average: ranging from a couple 6s and 9s, but mostly 7-8s; mostly latina, a few black. 1 or 2 white. All the dancers were attractive in one way or another. I saw less than 10 blacks there, and half of those actually worked there. Also saw about 20 women there enjoying the show with their BF or BFF. I did not get to do a lapdance or VIP (which I usully think is a rip off) , but I get the feeling that the latin dancers wouldn't give me much love anyway, for either language or solidarity reasons. Mostly everyone stood around, but oddly there was enough room to get around and get a decent view. There were places to sit in the front around the stage and around the perimeter, but with the perimeter seats you usually couldn't see the stage. They also had another dance location, but it wasn't open-why? The men were respectful (!) ; even during the lapdances I didn't see much groping or quick feels.

There were just too many guys there to get my bearings so I eventually left but I'd definitely go back, but during a weekday. [/QUOTE]So I went again, but this time on Sunday. That was perfect because the crowd had gone down to about 50 patrons and about 12 or so dancers. Much better than the 200 I saw on that Saturday. I learned a few spanish phrases to help me talk to the dancers while tipping them when they were on stage. With that, they were much more eager to lap dance with me later. I met up with some cats from Texas and North Carolina who were visiting for the first time. We had a blast-I normally don't converse much with other patrons. Our section was the loudest and as a result all the dancers eventually shuffled through. Had a good time and will definitely be back, but on Sunday.

The kids been to club Fuego but like Utwogood said, a bit too crowded for the kids taste. Might have to check it out during the week. Some nice spanish mommies up in that piece.

If "take out" is what you're after, your best bet is irving's, and bazz and crue. Primarily irvings. There's another spot on old branch ave called the harley rider's club. Alot of the girls there do bachelor parties. I'm not sure what the best nights are nowadays I haven't been in awhile. However I am interested in checking out club extasy which is right up the street.

For fuego's check it out on a Monday when they do the dance contest. It's some nice sights in there.

Glad you went back bc the girls in there don't care too much what background you are from. I've been to fuego on sat as well and totally agree with the 200 plus guys there but during the week on wed thurs are good nights as well.

Last depends on the lady but contact has not been an issue for me when getting a lapdance I've even notice on a sat night a chica was letting guys rub down while on the back stage but she look drunk as hell so that was probably the reason for her not caring that night.

BYOB is the best thing I like about the club a large cup of the 'conyake' and some dances I'm too drunk to even try to bag a number or see about takeout. Never heard anybody saying they succeeded in that just like showgirls.

[QUOTE=Utwogood;1126884]So I went again, but this time on Sunday. That was perfect because the crowd had gone down to about 50 patrons and about 12 or so dancers. Much better than the 200 I saw on that Saturday. I learned a few spanish phrases to help me talk to the dancers while tipping them when they were on stage. With that, they were much more eager to lap dance with me later. I met up with some cats from Texas and North Carolina who were visiting for the first time. We had a blast-I normally don't converse much with other patrons. Our section was the loudest and as a result all the dancers eventually shuffled through. Had a good time and will definitely be back, but on Sunday.[/QUOTE]

Mongers,

I have been hitting up Skylark Lounge with some success. A lot of the dancers will give dances and allow you to feel on them. If you use your mouthpiece, takeout can be had. If anyone wants to go up there through the week, just send me a PM.

OM78

Dre,

I hit up club Ecstasy for the first time a couple of days ago. (Thursday Night) There were approximately 15-20 girls in there and none were lower than 8's on the dime scale. Some of the girls told me that they dance at Fuego. I'm not sure if takeout could be had, as I was in scout monger mode. I'm sure if you use the monger mouthpiece, takeout can be had. I'm definitely going to hit the spot up again. I appreciate a spot that is actually clean on the inside and not thrown together like Irvings, Ebony Inn or any of the other hood spots.

[QUOTE=Dre336; 1127294]If "take out" is what you're after, your best bet is irving's, and bazz and crue. Primarily irvings. There's another spot on old branch ave called the harley rider's club. Alot of the girls there do bachelor parties. I'm not sure what the best nights are nowadays I haven't been in awhile. However I am interested in checking out club extasy which is right up the street.

For fuego's check it out on a Monday when they do the dance contest. It's some nice sights in there. [/QUOTE]

Went to Fuego last night, arrived around 9:30pm paid the $10 cover and was pleasantly surprised by the spacious, nightclub environment they were trying to create. There were maybe 10 guys there when I arrived all sitting around the stage in the middle of the room. I decided to go VIP and pay $10 to sit in the red sofa area instead, $10 for VIP is a good deal for me. Anyway, sat down for maybe 10-15 minutes just watching the dancer do her thing on stage, was disappointed there weren't any girls walking around the club. Found out from the bouncer that the girls don't come out until later, which turned out to be after 10pm because there weren't enough potential customers. I got lucky and was approached by a sexy girl who goes by Sweet Kookie. Italian-American dancer with natural C-breasts and a round ass. Definitely what I like! Cute face, little waist, and a big behind! She was also fluent in English which helped her cause, alot of the latina / hispanic dancers do not speak much English so after,"hey you want to dance?" it becomes silent. I prefer to have some dialogue before I purchase a LD to build repoire with her and to eventually get take out if the opportunity presents itself. Ended up chillin' with Sweet Kookie for a good hour, getting a couple LD's and making sure she was the one I wanted to spend my money on. She finally persuaded me to get the private dance in the back where she would take her top off and show me her cookies. $30 / song is expensive, but she had me feeling good. I'm still thinking about her phat ass and soft natural tiddies today! Stayed for 3 songs and thanked her for her services and went on my way.

It was still relatively early so I didn't need to leave, went back to my spot in the VIP area and chilled watching new girls go up and dance. Was approached by a few more dancers who were from somewhere in South America but again, no conversation = no money for you! They ended up sitting next to me for a long time, when they finally left Sweet Kookie came back and we were able to hang out some more, damn her skin was so soft. It was getting late so I wanted to know if she would oblige my interest in take-out. I asked,"Do you ever hang out with customers outside the club?" Her reply,"Sometimes. Depends on what we do." BOI-OING! Ok, but I've heard this one before where a girl will say all the right things but at the end flakes. I say,"Really? Like what?" Her reply,"Depends on what we work out." Or something to that effect. Essentially, I'll give you takeout if you treat me right, make me feel comfortable and I spend the $$. Didn't ask for her digits but she did tell me to come back next week, not sure if I'm being played but I enjoyed my first time there so I'll be going back and following up with her. Keep you all posted on what goes down, if anything.

Overall, I rate the experience a solid 8. The majority of girls were a 6-7. Sweet Kookie is a solid 8-9. There was one other south american chick with a nice rack and phat ass, but she never approached me. I don't think she spoke much English though, so wouldn't have gotten my $$.

[QUOTE=Original Man 78; 1134817]Mongers,

I have been hitting up Skylark Lounge with some success. A lot of the dancers will give dances and allow you to feel on them. If you use your mouthpiece, takeout can be had. If anyone wants to go up there through the week, just send me a PM.

OM78[/QUOTE]We need to talk offline. That's my spot. Pretty much anyone in there can be had, but if you got your gameface on tight they'll give it to you because they like you.

[QUOTE=Original Man 78; 1134818]Dre,

I hit up club Ecstasy for the first time a couple of days ago. (Thursday Night) There were approximately 15-20 girls in there and none were lower than 8's on the dime scale. Some of the girls told me that they dance at Fuego. I'm not sure if takeout could be had, as I was in scout monger mode. I'm sure if you use the monger mouthpiece, takeout can be had. I'm definitely going to hit the spot up again. I appreciate a spot that is actually clean on the inside and not thrown together like Irvings, Ebony Inn or any of the other hood spots.[/QUOTE]Well damn. Nuff said, I'm checking this spot out. That'll be my afterparty when the tradewinds closes.

Pretty much any girl who does bachelor parties can be had "if" she likes you.

[QUOTE=CBrees82; 1142252]Went to Fuego last night, arrived around 9:30pm paid the $10 cover and was pleasantly surprised by the spacious, nightclub environment they were trying to create. There were maybe 10 guys there when I arrived all sitting around the stage in the middle of the room. I decided to go VIP and pay $10 to sit in the red sofa area instead, $10 for VIP is a good deal for me. Anyway, sat down for maybe 10-15 minutes just watching the dancer do her thing on stage, was disappointed there weren't any girls walking around the club. Found out from the bouncer that the girls don't come out until later, which turned out to be after 10pm because there weren't enough potential customers. I got lucky and was approached by a sexy girl who goes by Sweet Kookie. Italian-American dancer with natural C-breasts and a round ass. Definitely what I like! Cute face, little waist, and a big behind! She was also fluent in English which helped her cause, alot of the latina / hispanic dancers do not speak much English so after,"hey you want to dance?" it becomes silent. I prefer to have some dialogue before I purchase a LD to build repoire with her and to eventually get take out if the opportunity presents itself. Ended up chillin' with Sweet Kookie for a good hour, getting a couple LD's and making sure she was the one I wanted to spend my money on. She finally persuaded me to get the private dance in the back where she would take her top off and show me her cookies. $30 / song is expensive, but she had me feeling good. I'm still thinking about her phat ass and soft natural tiddies today! Stayed for 3 songs and thanked her for her services and went on my way.

It was still relatively early so I didn't need to leave, went back to my spot in the VIP area and chilled watching new girls go up and dance. Was approached by a few more dancers who were from somewhere in South America but again, no conversation = no money for you! They ended up sitting next to me for a long time, when they finally left Sweet Kookie came back and we were able to hang out some more, damn her skin was so soft. It was getting late so I wanted to know if she would oblige my interest in take-out. I asked,"Do you ever hang out with customers outside the club?" Her reply,"Sometimes. Depends on what we do." BOI-OING! Ok, but I've heard this one before where a girl will say all the right things but at the end flakes. I say,"Really? Like what?" Her reply,"Depends on what we work out." Or something to that effect. Essentially, I'll give you takeout if you treat me right, make me feel comfortable and I spend the $$. Didn't ask for her digits but she did tell me to come back next week, not sure if I'm being played but I enjoyed my first time there so I'll be going back and following up with her. Keep you all posted on what goes down, if anything.

Overall, I rate the experience a solid 8. The majority of girls were a 6-7. Sweet Kookie is a solid 8-9. There was one other south american chick with a nice rack and phat ass, but she never approached me. I don't think she spoke much English though, so wouldn't have gotten my $$. [/QUOTE]This is good to hear. Might have to start going to Fuego's more often.

TW,

Clear your PM box.

[QUOTE=Trick Williams;1142745]This is good to hear. Might have to start going to Fuego's more often.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Original Man 78; 1142817]TW,

Clear your PM box. [/QUOTE]Box is cleared.

Sounds like a plan. Wonder if OM78 and the Trick could tag along. I will be getting my cherry broken, as I never been to Fuego. Speedy "Pimp" Gonzalez here I come, Andale! Andale! Arriba! Arriba! Yii-hah!

Now, where did I put that Zorro outfit. Might have to be Desperado, El Mariachi.

[QUOTE=Trick Williams;1142745]This is good to hear. Might have to start going to Fuego's more often.[/QUOTE]