Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=KitsapGreen;2605948]I have been a long time lurker, and with my trip to Bremerton, I thought I would try an AMP for the first time. I did a lot of research on this site as well as a few others. I decided to try Chinese Spa in Silverdale in late June. The reviews I read suggested making an appointment before trying to get in to this place. I called often for 3 days before someone finally answered the phone. I made an appointment for that night. I saw Ava, and I think she was the only one working. There was an older Asian guy there at the desk. Ava is very pretty, thin and with a nice face. Her teeth were gray, but that did not bother me much.

She led me to a private room and I told her I wanted the hour. She told me to get undressed. The massage was alright. She really worked the back of my neck so hard it hurt. I was sore there for days afterwards. It was cold in the room, and with my added nerves, I shivered a lot.

I tried to let her know throughout the massage that I would like to be relaxed at the end, but it did not happen. I asked her about extras before I got up, but she pretended not to understand, telling me the massage was over.

I got dressed and paid her $60 for the massage, and she asked for a tip. I said no, because I thought there would be more. She was not happy when I left. Neither was I.[/QUOTE]From the whole tone of this event, my overall conclusion is that YMMV. There was some teasing that went on that was a bit more than incidental. I think if I had gone back a second time, things would have worked out better for me.

[QUOTE=KitsapGreen;2605948]I have been a long time lurker, and with my trip to Bremerton, I thought I would try an AMP for the first time. I did a lot of research on this site as well as a few others. I decided to try Chinese Spa in Silverdale in late June. The reviews I read suggested making an appointment before trying to get in to this place. I called often for 3 days before someone finally answered the phone. I made an appointment for that night. I saw Ava, and I think she was the only one working. There was an older Asian guy there at the desk. Ava is very pretty, thin and with a nice face. Her teeth were gray, but that did not bother me much.

She led me to a private room and I told her I wanted the hour. She told me to get undressed. The massage was alright. She really worked the back of my neck so hard it hurt. I was sore there for days afterwards. It was cold in the room, and with my added nerves, I shivered a lot.

I tried to let her know throughout the massage that I would like to be relaxed at the end, but it did not happen. I asked her about extras before I got up, but she pretended not to understand, telling me the massage was over.

I got dressed and paid her $60 for the massage, and she asked for a tip. I said no, because I thought there would be more. She was not happy when I left. Neither was I.[/QUOTE]I don't know why you would decide on Chinese spa. Or where you were actually looking at to decide which place to go to. My latest review of Chinese Spa, (In April) said that the place was totally legit.

With that being said, there are 2 girls that work at Chinese Spa now. If they don't know you, they are totally legit. Undo continues to be my favorite, but its also the busiest.

Right after my disappointment at Chinese Spa I drove over to Orchid. It was just before 9:30 pm when I got there. When I went in I was greeted by Donna. She is thin and nice looking. I would guess she is in her 30's. I asked for a 30 minute massage. She led me to a private room where I paid. 4 up front. She told me to get undressed, and left the room. When she came back she asked for med or hard. I opted for the hard. It was better than the one I just had.

There was a bit of teasing, and she asked if I wanted "front too?" I said yes. The end was very mechanical and right to the point. When I left I was relaxed and happy. I tipped. 4.

Since I had a good time the last time I went, I decided to go back I mid in July. Again, I went with a walk in. A stocky gal with a smoker voice was at the desk. I asked if Donna was there. She said she was, but was busy. I said I would wait. The lady said I could have a massage right now with someone else, but I said I would come back later.

The lady at the counter said it would only be a short wait, so she lead me to a private room. About 15 min later, Donna came in. I asked for an hour with the table shower. I paid the. 6 up front and she had me undress while she left the room. When she came back, Donna had me put the towel around my waist and lead me to the TS.

She did not remember me, but after talking with her for a bit, I think she did. The TS experience was okay. Everything was cleaned, but no special attention was paid to any specific areas.

After the TS, she lead me back to the private room. The massage was good. There was a little teasing. After the flip I asked about more extras than before, and she said no, they don't do that. I figured it couldn't hurt to ask. The ending was mechanical, but I left relaxed.

I saw some very positive reviews for Lisa at Undo Stress, so I called and made an appointment that day in late July. Lisa answered the phone and she was available. I parked to the side of the building and walked to the front door. I rang the buzzer. Lisa answered.

She looks to be in her 30's. She wears glasses. She has an average build, and is pretty. I confirmed I was the one who called, and she lead me by the hand upstairs to one of the private rooms. I asked for the hour. I paid her the. 6 and she had me undress and lay on the table while she left the room.

The massage started off well, with no towel as I laid on my front. The massage was good. The hot stones portion especially nice. There was some occasional good teasing as well.

She asked me how I knew her, and I said a friend said you were really good. It seem to put her at ease. On the flip, she was about to put on a towel, but I suggested she didn't. The ending was very good. She seemed to be into it. When it was all done I was very relaxed. I tipped. 4 and she lead me back downstairs by the hand, and gave me a small bottled water.

I wanted to go back to Lisa At Undo Stress. It was a great experience last time and I was looking forward to another. I called to make an appointment. I had to wait an hour, but I did not mind, so I ran some errands in town. This time I parked in back. There is a ramp by the back parking lot that leads you by all the businesses in the complex. Undo is at the end. All the girls were cooking on the back porch. Lisa recognized me immediately, and lead me by the hand upstairs.

I asked for the half hour. The massage was great, but no hot stones. On the flip I asked for other things. She said no, she doesn't do those, but in a playful way that did not ruin the mood. Again, the end was very good, with her really getting into it, with lots of smiles. When the massage was over I was very relaxed. She left and I got dressed. As I was leaving I gave her. 4 for the massage and. 4 for the tip. She lead me back downstairs by the hand and gave me a small bottle of water. The other two girls, both very skinny and cute, smiled and giggled playfully as I left.

I saw some very positive reviews for Lisa at Undo Stress, so I called and made an appointment that day in late July. Lisa answered the phone and she was available. I parked to the side of the building and walked to the front door. I rang the buzzer. Lisa answered.

She looks to be in her 30's. She wears glasses. She has an average build, and is pretty. I confirmed I was the one who called, and she lead me by the hand upstairs to one of the private rooms. I asked for the hour. I paid her the. 6 and she had me undress and lay on the table while she left the room.

The massage started off well, with no towel as I laid on my front. The massage was good. The hot stones portion especially nice. There was some occasional good teasing as well.

She asked me how I knew her, and I said a friend said you were really good. It seem to put her at ease. On the flip, she was about to put on a towel, but I suggested she didn't. The ending was very good. She seemed to be into it. When it was all done I was very relaxed. I tipped. 4 and she lead me back downstairs by the hand, and gave me a small bottled water.

Lisa with glasses.

I've dropped in a few times and seem to get her as my provider. Good massage and her happy ending has not failed me yet. I need to squeeze her tomatoes it seems to make it work. That's why I don't like the thin gal in Bremerton. The older, chubby gals allows roaming. I do fail to squirt sometimes. Getting old.

It was mid August and I wanted one last massage before I left the area, but due to time constraints, I could not wait until 10 to start my massage.

I stopped by just as they were closing the night before to see when they opened the next day. There were two ladies at the desk. Luckily, Orchid opens at 9:30 am. I told them I would see them tomorrow.

When I walked in just after 9:30 am the next day, the one of the same girls from the night before was there. She seemed surprised.

Her name was Linda. She is cute and on the thinner side. I asked for a half hour. She lead me to a private room, and I paid my. 4 up front. She had me undress as she left the room. The massage was good. I asked for hard and she did her part. The towel stayed on the whole time on my front, but there was some incidental teasing. On the flip things went well, and the ending was good. This was my best experience at Orchid. When the massage was over, I met her by the desk and gave her the. 4 tip and got a Dixie cup of water. I asked her for her just before I left.

I have been reading reviews in other areas and they mention massage parlors run out of apartments. Are there any in the Bremerton?

Last Couple weeks I've been to The place in Silverdale, Undo, and the place on Bay Street. Excellent experiences at all. Totally based upon how well they know you. YMMV. Just something to note. I noticed a couple discarded (Brand New) condoms in the parking lot at Undo. Seriously? If you need to get rid of that shit, do it at the car wash 2 driveways down. Don't need to be giving people reasons to think that something goes on there.

Looking on CL, I see there are a couple new massage places in Kitsap. Undo says they're under new management. There is a new place over on Wheaton Way near the hospital called Best Asian Massage. I wonder if there was some split up at Undo since it's so close.

There's also a new place in Poulsbo called A New You Spa. The one in Poulsbo has the exact same ad copy as Orchid, so maybe owned by the same people. Or maybe just copied.

Has anybody tried them? PM me please. Very interested if any of the new places are offering more than a HJ ending. I've stopped going to the original 3 because service is just OK.

These "Asian" MP's will most likely provide the same service as before. The providers have little incentive to provide more than HE. Plus the fear of LE! Both are on my list to check out. Undo Stress provides a good massage and reliable HE for me, but I'm curious about the new locations. Stay tuned.

The place on Wheaton Way "Best Massage" I have been a couple times. Nothing really different than what I normally get at Undo Stress from any girl (HJ). Only difference is the girls look better.

Best Massage on Bay street has been decent the last 2 times. HJ with wet fingers for me.

Last time at Undo stress I got the ol Bait and Switch. From someone that regularly services me. Really pissed me off. Won't go back for a while.

Have not been to the place on Kitsap way for a few months.

Chinese Spa in Silverdale remains my current favorite. I did not know there was a place in Poulsbo. Look forward to my reviews soon.

What is the fat girl's name at Undo Stress? Had her for the first time. Really would like to have sex with her. Would not get a massage and HE again, though. The others are much better.

[QUOTE=Beijing4987;2783914]What is the fat girl's name at Undo Stress? Had her for the first time. Really would like to have sex with her. Would not get a massage and HE again, though. The others are much better.[/QUOTE]So. What did you get from the fat girl, that would make it worth trying?