Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=JasonJp82;2460051]Hey gentlemen I'm new here and one wanted to say Hi. But second is I have some big questions I tried to look through posts but there are just so many to look through I was on page 44 and didn't completely find my answers so I'll ask them.

I just moved to the Rockford area from the south side of Chicago. I've heard massage places around offer FS but which ones and how do you go about asking for it.

I went to executive relaxation station today saw Amanda and had a great time very beautiful great body IMO and got a He. I know enough to get in the door but the places in Chicago you walk in make your selection go to room and don't have to do much other than undress them and boom FS. Here seems different and does relaxation station even offer FS. I glanced in room and saw no hats. If they don't what places do any recommendation are great as I sent know too much about the area other than BP selection is kinda slim out here as to what I'm used to LOL.[/QUOTE]Yeah, the two American parlors in Belvidere don't offer FS. I'm not looking for that anyway so it's not a big deal. The draw of those places is 1. You can choose your gal and 2. A variety of American gals to choose from. At AMPs you're usually stuck with whoever they give you which can vary greatly in looks and age- and they leave often.

Rockford might have some FS places from my readings on here- I haven't gone there though. The area around there might not be the safest- not sure. Also outside of Rockford the AMPs are more likely to offer FS than American places- not all of them- but some. Probably best to do some research on here, try a few that sound appealing, and post some reports. A lot of the senior members resent newbies who ask for advice before contributing any posts. Just my advice. Good luck!

Just to piss you off Krij918. Jason has 2 posts. Actually 1 because he double posted his QUESTION. Go back and read the forum and find out how many newbies in the past were flamed for asking questions without giving any info. Then again, you may not remember because you're a "SENIOR member with 40 posts and I'm only a Senior member with over 400. Jason may be a greatest guy on these boards, but do YOU want to take the chance that YOU gave a cop the info that shut down a place? I'd love to have a battle of wits with you, but I don't fight unarmed men.

Stinky Pissed!

Stinky is pissed! I have never seen Stinky pissed. I am hiding till Stinky has calmed down. Rocket Dork.

[QUOTE=RocketDork;2466048]Stinky is pissed! I have never seen Stinky pissed. I am hiding till Stinky has calmed down. Rocket Dork.[/QUOTE]LOL! It's OK RD. I just don't like having my intentions and history stepped on. Had he said "this is my opinion" that would be cool. But he took shots at me first. But you're safe Rocket Dork. LOL.

Stinky Calmed Down.

Saw AMY not the youngest but very good table shower (to completion) and then a wonderful massage. Old school AMP.

It would be nice if some people posted useful information without being "flamed" by a "legend in his own mind" claiming fame for posting over 400+ messages.

If calling you out for being a rude pisses you off SO WHAT! Get over it-post something useful for once or just go away.

Please don't respond-remember, I'm unarmed.

Have a great day-Krlj918.

[QUOTE=RocketDork;2466048]Stinky is pissed! I have never seen Stinky pissed. I am hiding till Stinky has calmed down. Rocket Dork.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Krlj918;2503828]It would be nice if some people posted useful information without being "flamed" by a "legend in his own mind" claiming fame for posting over 400+ messages.

If calling you out for being a rude pisses you off SO WHAT! Get over it-post something useful for once or just go away.

Please don't respond-remember, I'm unarmed.

Have a great day-Krlj918.[/QUOTE]What exactly is useful in your post?

[QUOTE=PaulStearn;2503995]What exactly is useful in your post?[/QUOTE]He waited a month to respond to Stinkys post. We all have moved on. Have a good one! Rocket Dork.

Was there today found 5 on tap, all doable. Had Cindy 5,9 tall, 135 weight nice hair and completion say 35 ish. Grate time, will repeat. Has a Steve tat on her belly, can't understand it. Great attitude and shape see size. Loved DATY. Made my week finding a new place! THanks to all posters.

Thank you my friends. Let's find more enjoyable things to argue about.

Next victim.

Mr Stinky... A Legend in My Own Mind.

I have been away from the hobby and this board for a long time. So, I thought I'the earn my way back in by providing some basic information to the new guys who want to do the Belvidere massage places or the Rockford lingerie shops. Some of my information may be dated, since I don't know if standard tip amounts have changed or if new places have opened. However, if you read this material, you'll be better equipped to manage situations that you find yourself in.

In Rockford, there are two lingerie shops (1. Exclusive Lingerie Boutique, and 2. Chantilly Lace). In Belvidere there are two massage places (1. Executive Relaxation Station, and 2. Cest La Vi). Google the names of the places and you will find the addresses.

In Belvidere, the standard appointment duration is 50 minutes. The basic program is: you walk in, look at a selection of women, pick your preference, go to a private room, clean up in the shower and get a lame massage with 'happy ending'. In the middle of your session, she'll offer you the opportunity to massage her, then after a while, you'll switch back to her massaging you for the ending. The happy ending will be by hand, or her breasts. Performing oral, receiving oral, intercourse, digital penetration are all against the rules and 99.999% of the women follow the rules. Don't expect more and you won't be disappointed. Door fee is around $100, standard tip for acceptable service is $20.

In Rockford, you can get an appointment for 15 minutes, 30 minutes, or 60 minutes (or something similar). The basic program is: you walk in, look at a selection of women, pick your preference, go to a private room, and "play" with the model you have chosen. Play can mean watch her try on and model lingerie, touching, oral, or full service. I like to think of it as a really long lap dance with a happy ending. Door fee depends on the amount of time you select. I don't remember exact numbers, but it's something like this: $40 for 15 minutes; $60 for 30 minutes; $75 for 60 minutes (probably actually 50 minutes). I always go for 60 minutes. $15 for an extra 30 minutes is the best value you will ever find in this hobby!!

At all places, you will be expected to pay the door fee as soon as you pick your lady. Some aggressive employees (owners?) will try to get you to pay the fee before you have seen the lineup (in cases where you don't have an appointment). Ha! Be smart, only pay after you know for sure that you're staying.

You tip in advance at these places (before your session). You can tip more afterwards, if you like, but the amount of the advance tip either 1) sets the tone for the session (Belvidere), or 2) is code for the service you want (Rockford). In Belvidere, $20 is standard. If you tip $20 at the beginning don't expect her to be as enthusiastic as if you start with $30. I sometimes put out $30 and let her know I have more money to tip based on how much fun we have. The more you duke her in the beginning, the better the tone of your session.

In Rockford, a $60 tip means you want oral, a $100 tip means full service. Simple.

As stated above, you're expected to pay the door fee before you head to your private room. Sometimes, you don't have the exact bills needed and she'll need to bring you some change. Sometimes the change is conveniently "forgotten" and disappears into someone's G-string. So, if I have $20 change coming from the door fee and I am in Rockford looking for oral, I will leave $40 in the tip location and when she returns just motion to where I put the $40 and ask her to add the change to that. In Belvidere, after you're done with your shower and sitting on the table waiting for her, the tip should be clearly visible lying on a chair or on a towel rack so she can easily see it and grab it with no fanfare. In Rockford, I usually put the tip on the sink, arm of the couch, or the towel rack.

DO NOT bring bill denominations with you that will create difficult change making situations for the girls. 1) we're not dealing with magna cum laude here, 2) I once paid with a $100 bill for a $75 session and I waited 20 minutes for her to return to the room. I think I was the first customer of the day and they did not have cash on hand to make change. Bring $20's, and $5's.

DO NOT bring excess money with you. Bring the door fee and what you expect to tip. Leave everything else in the trunk of your car. In Belvidere, I usually bring door + $60. If I feel like being generous with my tip, I have extra money on hand. If I don't feel like being generous and my additional money is stolen, it's only $40, not the end of the world. In Rockford, I bring door + $100.

In Belvidere, there are massage tables which is where you will wait for your lady after you have showered. Make sure you wash your ass and balls. I am ashamed that this needs to be said, but apparently (according to the ladies) not all guys know that they leak and create weird smells during the day. In Rockford, you'll be waiting in your room as she takes your money to the cashier. Use this alone time to wash up. There will be soap by the sink, a supply of wash cloths and hand towels. She'll be happier to be with you if you smell good and are clean (see above). The Rockford rooms have a couch. She will cover the cushions with a bed sheet and that's where you'll be waiting for her when she returns.

In Belvidere, when the session starts, she will come to you (as you're sitting on the table, naked as a jaybird) and hug you. If you start to unhook her bra, she'll oblige and remove it for you. If you don't make that move, she'll not take it off. In Rockford, when she returns, she'll cover the door and start whatever her program is. You'll be sitting on the couch, naked, before she starts.

Useful Points:

1) For any of the locations, read the forum in advance and figure out which girl you want to meet with. Call the place and make an appointment with her. The problem with first meetings is that she doesn't know if you are LE or not and it's uneasy for her. Making an appointment helps put her at ease and you'll have a better session. She may claim to remember seeing you before. If she does not go with 'remembering you from before', if she asks, tell her your friend Scott referred you.

After your first visit, to show that you have been there before, it is useful to mention that you'the like to use the bathroom and start walking in that direction. So, as you're walking to your private room, let her know you have to make a quick pit stop and head to the bathroom. This will help you when you have an appointment with a new girl or when you just go in cold and pick from the line up. How will you know where the bathroom is? You will know because the first time you were there you needed to use it and you asked for directions to it.

2) NEVER and I mean NEVER pick the hottest girl in the lineup. In situations where you do not have the advance appointment, NEVER pick the hottest girl in the lineup. The hottest girl in the lineup expects to have money thrown at her just for being hot. All she has to do is look at you and smile and the world is hers. My memories of best sessions are with the girl next door types who were happy to have been picked. The worst session was with the hottie who expected me to be ready in 30 seconds and wanted to get the job done while sitting 10' away.

I'm going to be in that area next week and want to check it out. Two girls are recent additions to their gallery. Andreya & Madison. Both are cute (for that place) and appear to be younger than 30. Has anyone spent any time with them? If so, review?

Thanks in advance. I'm fine with PM reply if you're more comfortable with that.

SP.

[QUOTE=YoungMan;2461382]The 2 lingerie places, and AMP in Rockford offer what you are looking for. The 2 places, and AMP in Belvidere are pretty much what you had today.

I have to be honest, I do not know why we can't kick a newbie in the right direction. Lets face it, Uncle LEO as you put it more inclined to RTFF then a newbie I could be wrong, but if I was LEO and collecting evidence that is exactly what I would do. And document the shit out of everything since you need to get anything done in LE.

Jason you can post your experiences here without revealing too much.

Good Luck,

YM.[/QUOTE]The only way a forum like this can help the cops is by I'd'ing someone that may be a provider, then it would be on the cops to catch that person in the act. You cannot use a message board statement as evidence in any criminal trial. At best it would be considered Hearsay / Innuendo, at worst, Libel.

You could flat out say on here "I gave (name a person) money in exchange for sex on this date at this time at this location," and it wouldn't hold up for a moment in court. Disclaimer. I'm an atty though not criminal.

[QUOTE=Samperkins420;2560493]The only way a forum like this can help the cops is by I'd'ing someone that may be a provider, then it would be on the cops to catch that person in the act. You cannot use a message board statement as evidence in any criminal trial. At best it would be considered Hearsay / Innuendo, at worst, Libel.

You could flat out say on here "I gave (name a person) money in exchange for sex on this date at this time at this location," and it wouldn't hold up for a moment in court. Disclaimer. I'm an atty though not criminal.[/QUOTE]The problem with giving out any details here is that while crazy Uncle LEO can't take it into court, a district attorney *might* find it more than enough to get a search warrant from a compliant judge, and I think that's the last thing anyone here wants, true?

Has anyone been to Authentic Oriental recently? I went a few months back, saw Anna. Just curious how your experience was and also wondering if anyone else works there etc.