Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=Tiger 37; 1473131]Went to Sweethearts after viewing the reports on Friday. Place was dead with only one girl there, Kiara. Went with her to a lap dance and she is very friendly and all over you. We got into some serious touching and I thougt that it may go farther but it was a intro to the CR room. However once she gave me the price I was like no I don't think so. Kiara would be a blast in the sack as she is fun but not in some room for 250.

So left there fired up and stopped by the AMP in Vernon which is down the road. Went in and paid the mamasan who was also the hostess. About 50 yrs old but actually a really nice body for her age and very friendly. TS is actually self serve stand up shower which was different. Massage was actually pretty good with lotion and good pressure. The finish was good and she allowed UTC roaming all over and had a nice hard "C" set. Standard price 60 + 40.

Tiger[/QUOTE]Self-Serve? Does she help at all? Sounds kind of lame. One of my favorite parts is the TS, and I wish they had a place that offered a real soapy / nuru like you see in the "movies." Will have to check it out.

By the way, what time were you are Sweethearts? Did you ask about TO with Kiara? Where was she on the looks scale?

Sorry about all the questions, just feel like the board has been really dead lately, and I am looking for some new ideas.

Thanks for coming in.

Was it still 3 dances for $30 in the LD Room?

[QUOTE=Herodotus;1473578]Self-Serve? Does she help at all? Sounds kind of lame. One of my favorite parts is the TS, .[/QUOTE]Sounds like he is talking about New Seoul, only help you get with the TS there is they turn on the water to warm it up.

Spent this afternoon at EB. My ATF, Stephanie was there, looking as fantastic as ever. So good that I did 2 LD sessions with her. Just can't get enough of that. My other ATF's; Yesenia, Sasha, Marcella were there. It got fun, since Yesenia and Sasha like to keep me for themselves.

[QUOTE=Lapdog2; 1468640]The skank bartender was yelling "you have to buy a drink!"

Also heard they now have A mens room attendent selling mints and cologne (joy joy) [/QUOTE]I don't think EB has any "skank" bartenders. They're all lookers to me, especially the Milfy blonde with the great smile.

Regarding the men's room attendant, I've not seen this. I went to the Blue 3 nights in a row a couple weeks ago and did not see any attendant.

[QUOTE=Toady; 1477916]I don't think EB has any "skank" bartenders. They're all lookers to me, especially the Milfy blonde with the great smile.

Regarding the men's room attendant, I've not seen this. I went to the Blue 3 nights in a row a couple weeks ago and did not see any attendant.[/QUOTE]I was there last night (Friday) , the attendant was there.

And no skank bartenders either.

Went to EB around 5ish on Friday. Slow when I got there. Most dancers seemed disinterested but then again it was the end of shift. Talent level was lower than on previous visits, mostly older dancers with bolt on tits. After a few hours was approached by Michelle (after she approached I think every guy there first) I liked what she had to say and asked what the cr would cost. She said 6, but since I had been told 3 by others before that's all I brought and held firm. She agree. Had a great time. All promises were delivered. Probably won't to cr again just because I think I get more bang for my buck with a lapdance.

My report on EB. Visit quite often. Lately, however, began to notice some things that are, well. A turn off. First: Whomever owns the place. Please DO NOT let the large African Male EAT AT THE BAR. Watching him eat that stuff is like watching a pit-bull work a hot-dog. Just plain disgusting. So, if you're out there reading, please tell the hired help to eat in the back-office spaces. It's just good business sense.

Another point: There is one waitress, I saw her the other day, and she is surely a road-hard-put-away-wet type of bar skank. That's the only way to characterize her. The others are all very nice. Onto the club review:

Was approached by the usual Brazilian contingent. All offer services in the back room etc. Surprise? Also, was approached by Ayla (I think but couldn't hear her name). Part Japanese / Asian. Offered me just about anything under the Tuscan Sun. Declined and stuck with the basics. Lap Dance and BBJ for a great end to the night.

Anyway. Great club. But, as I wrote, have the hired help eat in another place. Who wants to sit at the bar and watch pigs eat.

My buddy gives me rave reviews about a new black girl by the name of ONYX.

Unfortunately, my buddy is way too biased to believe.

Anyone have any reports on this girl?

[QUOTE=CTHuskie; 1488628]My buddy gives me rave reviews about a new black girl by the name of ONYX.

Unfortunately, my buddy is way too biased to believe.

Anyone have any reports on this girl?[/QUOTE]Overall a good time, but hard to deal with as everything is a joke with her. Very hot, great moves, pretty good LD but just enough to keep you gong back but not cumming back, but then I usually stop at 2 anyway. The boob job is excellent though. TO is almost certainly available, but never cared enough to discuss price. A few other gems that are newer at EB.

I've been going to the Blue over 10 yrs (week days-daytime). Today (Sunday) I was approached by Alexis. Beautiful girl. Flawless body. Perfect and natural in every way. Anyways, educates me to the fee schedule. Champagne room is normally $400. But since it was Sunday, she's discounting to $350 (not sure if she was including the house fee)."sure to have a good time.". Offers a test dance. Amused by this, I partake one dance. Nothing spectacular, but she assures me it will be far more pleasing for the $350 version. I decline, since I've always been able to get champagne room for $300 total in the back (near parking lot) ; and $350 near DJ booth forever. Didn't see anyone take her to the Champagne room, but I'm sure someone will fall for it. Just lettin' ya know.

[QUOTE=Condor2; 1487519]My report on EB. Visit quite often. Lately, however, began to notice some things that are, well. A turn off. First: Whomever owns the place. Please DO NOT let the large African Male EAT AT THE BAR. Watching him eat that stuff is like watching a pit-bull work a hot-dog. Just plain disgusting. So, if you're out there reading, please tell the hired help to eat in the back-office spaces. It's just good business sense.

Another point: There is one waitress, I saw her the other day, and she is surely a road-hard-put-away-wet type of bar skank. That's the only way to characterize her. The others are all very nice. Onto the club review:

Was approached by the usual Brazilian contingent. All offer services in the back room etc. Surprise? Also, was approached by Ayla (I think but couldn't hear her name). Part Japanese / Asian. Offered me just about anything under the Tuscan Sun. Declined and stuck with the basics. Lap Dance and BBJ for a great end to the night.

Anyway. Great club. But, as I wrote, have the hired help eat in another place. Who wants to sit at the bar and watch pigs eat.[/QUOTE]Dude,

Did you get that in LD room or CR room and if CR room what was price.

Tiger

[QUOTE=Tiger 37; 1489590]Dude,

Did you get that in LD room or CR room and if CR room what was price.

Tiger[/QUOTE]In the LD area along the left wall, seat 1. 2x. First, .7 and the second 1.

Not bad, Day shift with 5-6 girls.

Only negative was the girls didn't want to honor the posted 3 for 1 dance special. (only reson I was there) they just don't understand $30 for 8 minutes is better than 0$ for me not going there. Oh well and the complaines name rymes with sierra. (and she's been there for years)

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Went to Sweethearts last night to check the scenery. There were four dudes and three girls and only one was halfway decent. Talked into LD in back room an girl wanted me to give her money and work from there. Not always a good outcome so I gave her 40 and she gave me two decent LD withn not much play. Decided to leave and try EB.

EB was ten times better, about 15 girls of all races and sizes but none fat or ugly. Was first hit up by tall black stripper with huge bolt ons and a large forehead and lots of make-up. Decided to pass and was then approached by "paula", short brazlian / domincian with long black hair, bolt ons and a decent body for her age. She gave the handshakeand asked if I remembered her. Anywas we go for dance and there is four or five other guys in LD area. She first quotes me. 3 for the CR which I declined and then she quoted me. 14 for CFS in LD area. Figured what the hell as it was getting late and I was ready as ever. She actually had a good methoed and was able to put into play with minimal notice by anyone else. She rode a while until I finished and then waited while I covered and told me to see her again. A little on the expensive side especially with the cover charge on a Tuesday night but what the hell.

Tiger