Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Wiregrass; 1390978]A typical approach may be something like this: during the massage try and touch her. She'll push you away; don't be put off by that, rather, later on, gently try it again.

On the flip side continue to touch her. Once she's convinced you are sane (and desire extras) she'll start another coy maneuver, whispering, asking what you want. Using sign language (not words) tell her. She will NOT verbally ask for money; if the request is do-able she'll hold out her hands for a donation.

If you provide the appropriate amount she'll take it and disappear (she doesn't want to be stiffed or caught holding your money) ; don't worry, she'll be back. And it will happen.

If it's not enough she'll explain that she / they don't do that here. Take the hint, it's not enough money. Next time offer a bigger donation.

In other words YOU have to be the one asking and offering (an illegal act) , she won't. YOU HAVE TO MAKE IT HAPPEN.[/QUOTE]Thank you very much, I appreciate the help. I've been to "legitimate" masseuses (deep tissue massage) before and often thought of asking for something extra but never had the courage.

[QUOTE=Woundedbear;1386921]I have never been to an AMP but would like to visit the ones that recently opened in Montgomery. I really like a good massage as I have a lot of stress and back pain. Can you actually get a decent massage at Lily or Smile? Also, how do I approach the subject of "extras"? Should I keep my mouth shut and wait for them to offer or do I just bust out and say: hey, how's about a happy ending?[/QUOTE]First thing is to act like this isn't your first AMP visit. Just relax and see what happens. Usually you pay the house fee up front, then off to the TS. This is where she will wash you and see how you react to her soaping up your privates. Just relax and enjoy and smile, maybe use that as a chance to rub her leg or whatever and just say something nice to her.

Back in the room will usually get a back rub, then the flip. I don't try anything during the backrub, just chill. I usually pay my house fee with $ and leave the change in the room so I can just add something to it on the flip. Keep it handy in your front pocket ready to go so there is not a lot of messing around. After U-turn over, brush her leg, ass, whatever and smile. Nothing to aggressive, she will figure it out. When she gives a hand gesture for extras, just grad your bank and add it to the pile. She will leave and come back about 5 minutes later and probably cut the lights and get to work.

Good luck.

[QUOTE=WarEagle99;1390233]Smells like swine to me.[/QUOTE]I'm in complete agreement with you on this one.

[QUOTE=Highway Man; 1391286]First thing is to act like this isn't your first AMP visit. Just relax and see what happens. Usually you pay the house fee up front, then off to the TS. This is where she will wash you and see how you react to her soaping up your privates. Just relax and enjoy and smile, maybe use that as a chance to rub her leg or whatever and just say something nice to her.

Back in the room will usually get a back rub, then the flip. I don't try anything during the backrub, just chill. I usually pay my house fee with $ and leave the change in the room so I can just add something to it on the flip. Keep it handy in your front pocket ready to go so there is not a lot of messing around. After U-turn over, brush her leg, ass, whatever and smile. Nothing to aggressive, she will figure it out. When she gives a hand gesture for extras, just grad your bank and add it to the pile. She will leave and come back about 5 minutes later and probably cut the lights and get to work.

Good luck.[/QUOTE]Thank you. I'm assuming my first attempt will still be rather clumsy, but I"m willing to give it a go.

Hi guys been reading and never posted so here goes been to AMP 2 times already and lets say its 100% better than other down road by far. Its much cleaner and no rush, went this morning and seen same provider as first time remeber me by my tats, older ladt answerd door gave me a quick hug and le check LOL, then off to room to collect door fee $.6. Then provider came in quick hug and off to sauna for a few min, then came and got me for ts, we both did our le check she just giggled. Ts was a long and good one with alot of teasing, and small talk, then back to sauna which she came in and dryed me off with more playful teasing. Off to room for a very good massage almost forgot where I was at, then on flip not alot of talk she knew I knew gave my$.8 for FS very noisy BBBJ then to miss, then a very healthy reverse cowgirl to finish in doggie, I will def go back on my next trip here total time in place 1 hour 37 min worth it.

[QUOTE=Applewood509;1401304]Hi guys been reading and never posted so here goes been to AMP 2 times already and lets say its 100% better than other down road by far. Its much cleaner and no rush, went this morning and seen same provider as first time remeber me by my tats, older ladt answerd door gave me a quick hug and le check LOL, then off to room to collect door fee $.6. Then provider came in quick hug and off to sauna for a few min, then came and got me for ts, we both did our le check she just giggled. Ts was a long and good one with alot of teasing, and small talk, then back to sauna which she came in and dryed me off with more playful teasing. Off to room for a very good massage almost forgot where I was at, then on flip not alot of talk she knew I knew gave my$.8 for FS very noisy BBBJ then to miss, then a very healthy reverse cowgirl to finish in doggie, I will def go back on my next trip here total time in place 1 hour 37 min worth it.[/QUOTE]What's a good time of day to go? I went at about 4:30pm a few weeks ago and had an okay experience, but not great. Of course, part of that could have just been me. I still need to get more comfortable.

[QUOTE=RichMann;1401944]What's a good time of day to go? I went at about 4:30pm a few weeks ago and had an okay experience, but not great. Of course, part of that could have just been me. I still need to get more comfortable.[/QUOTE]I went first time about same time you did was ok went again early in morning much better try early on but as day gets longer at nite I noticed several cars there.

[QUOTE=Applewood509;1402172]I went first time about same time you did was ok went again early in morning much better try early on but as day gets longer at nite I noticed several cars there.[/QUOTE]I've that if you go close to closing time, they tend to spend a little more time with you. I normally go to Twain about 15 minutes before close. That way you're probably that girl's last customer for the night.

[QUOTE=Applewood509;1401304]Hi guys been reading and never posted so here goes been to AMP 2 times already and lets say its 100% better than other down road by far. Its much cleaner and no rush, went this morning and seen same provider as first time remeber me by my tats, older ladt answerd door gave me a quick hug and le check LOL, then off to room to collect door fee $.6. Then provider came in quick hug and off to sauna for a few min, then came and got me for ts, we both did our le check she just giggled. Ts was a long and good one with alot of teasing, and small talk, then back to sauna which she came in and dryed me off with more playful teasing. Off to room for a very good massage almost forgot where I was at, then on flip not alot of talk she knew I knew gave my$.8 for FS very noisy BBBJ then to miss, then a very healthy reverse cowgirl to finish in doggie, I will def go back on my next trip here total time in place 1 hour 37 min worth it.[/QUOTE]I'm not sure but generally $= 100 dollars, so are you saying the house fee here is $160, or are you just useing the dollar sign to show dollars and the house fee is only 60. The first way of reading it makes it seem pricey. The other and I'll add it to my list to visit.

[QUOTE=Woundedbear;1395019]Thank you. I'm assuming my first attempt will still be rather clumsy, but I"m willing to give it a go.[/QUOTE]My first time at a spa, I think I broke most of the rules, except letting her clearly see that I wasn't a cop, and I walked out $.8 lighter than I walked in, having met the most gorgeous asian female I have ever had the privilege to dream about. Since I have done a little better $$$ wise. I say this to tell you not to worry, it isn't rocket science.

[QUOTE=Ciphotoau;1412180]I'm not sure but generally $= 100 dollars, so are you saying the house fee here is $160, or are you just useing the dollar sign to show dollars and the house fee is only 60. The first way of reading it makes it seem pricey. The other and I'll add it to my list to visit.[/QUOTE]House fee was. 60 may have had to manry adult beverages while posting this LOL

[QUOTE=Applewood509;1401304]Hi guys been reading and never posted so here goes been to AMP 2 times already and lets say its 100% better than other down road by far. Its much cleaner and no rush, went this morning and seen same provider as first time remeber me by my tats, older ladt answerd door gave me a quick hug and le check LOL, then off to room to collect door fee $.6. Then provider came in quick hug and off to sauna for a few min, then came and got me for ts, we both did our le check she just giggled. Ts was a long and good one with alot of teasing, and small talk, then back to sauna which she came in and dryed me off with more playful teasing. Off to room for a very good massage almost forgot where I was at, then on flip not alot of talk she knew I knew gave my$.8 for FS very noisy BBBJ then to miss, then a very healthy reverse cowgirl to finish in doggie, I will def go back on my next trip here total time in place 1 hour 37 min worth it.[/QUOTE]She remembered you by your tats, and you are doing LE checks? Lmao. I'm going to call this report BS! Our tax dollars hard at work.

I agree with wareagle99

Smells like applewood bacon 5. 0.

LOL.

This might help you, as well as some of the other newbies. Enjoy our hobby.

AMP Tips And Guidelines

Here are some tips and etiquette for visitors looking for extras in an AMP (Asian Massage Parlor). I'm one who prefers the AMPs to the other mongering options because they seem to provide a safe and relaxing environment. I wanted to share some general information in a number of sections and decided to do it here instead as more people are likely to view it and add on. I hope this can help any newbies to AMPs or jog the memory of AMP experts to dish out some tips of their own.

1) Leave Valuables and Extra Money Outside. Only take in what you need. Some places may want to see your I'd. You will need money or a credit card to pay. I usually take my cell-phone, keys, and only enough money to pay for what I want. If you don't know what the charge will be, put money in different pockets or hide it in your wallet (behind a photo or something) so they don't see all your money at once. I had one girl looking in my wallet after I told her I was used to paying $100 for FS and she wanted $150. Luckily, I had already "moved" the extra money somewhere else and only paid the $100. Use the specific city forums to research and post pricing in the area you are going.

2) Entry into the AMP. Entry can be done in a number of ways. Sometimes, there is a locked door with a buzzer and sometimes you enter like a normal business. When you are greeted, smile and say Hello, to the person letting you in. They will most likely be the mama-san who is in charge of the girls. At some point, either at the front or in a massage room, you'll be asked what you want. Simply state "1 Hour Please" or whatever time limit you want. You'll be told a price and you should pay that to start without talking about any tips or extras. I recommend at least an hour as shorter times may cheapen your experience. 30 minutes is good if you are in a rush or short on cash. Sometimes you pay the person admitting you and sometimes it's the actual girl you pay. At this point, you aren't asking for anything other than a massage.

3) Become a Repeat Customer. This seems to be the number one factor. The providers want to make sure you are "not a cop" and once they are comfortable that you aren't, they will more than likely provide extras. I've been asked many times,"have you been here before?" and it's always good to answer "yes". If they remember you, even better. If not, try and remember the name of the person you saw before.

3a) Fake Being a Repeat Customer. If you haven't been to a particular place before, act like you have been. Get information about them in the forums for the cities you plan on visiting, or your home town. Find out the going rates for HJ, BJ, FS etc. And have the money handy. Even a little comment during the Table Shower or Sauna such as "this is my favorite part" or something along those lines will make them think you were there before. Do your research before you go!

3b) If you are a new Customer. You can tell them that you have been to other AMP's in another city. This is a good technique if you are travelling and are trying out AMP's in a new city. You can also name a competitor and say you used to go there but you moved and this one is closer or that you want to try something new. The goal is to let them know you've been to AMP's before, but that you are new to their particular establishment. Depending on the place, this may or may not lead to extras.

4) Get Fully Undressed ASAP. Yes, you will be naked. In my experience, the girl takes your door fee, leaves for a minute or more. Sometimes she will ask you to get undressed, sometimes she won't, sometimes she will and you won't understand a word she said. So use this time to take ALL of your clothes off. My first time, I was standing in my underwear and she told me to take those off too. I felt as if she knew it was my first time. So get naked and if the towel slides off, let it. It will show her that you have done this before. Be free with nudity.

5) Bring your own condom. The "purse" is a great opportunity to place a condom where she can see it. If there is no purse, lay the condom on a table or somewhere that is in view. Usually, if they are providing extras, they will provide the condom. But showing the initiative to bringing your own indicates you are there for more than a massage.

6) Shower Etiquette. Some places offer a shower where you go in yourself and wash. If they don't offer, ask if there is one. Some places take you to a table-shower where they put you on a table and wash you. Some places, the girl will wash everything including your genitals. This is a good thing. Some places may ask you to wash your own genitals and I would advise you to do so if you want them to do anything later. It is not generally appropriate to ask for extras at this time. It also helps if you know where the shower is and lead her there instead of her leading you.

7) Enjoy the Massage. It's part of the experience, and the girls usually give you a pretty good massage. If you have a stiff neck, sore legs, or something else, let her know so she can concentrate on those areas. You usually start out on your stomach and she rubs your back, legs, arms, etc. She may brush against you with her crotch, lift up her skirt and sit on your butt, and lean over brushing her body against you. Different places vary as far as touching her, but light brushing on her leg or arm aren't too intrusive and will generally let her know you are looking for extras. This isn't necessary and I usually don't "touch" her until later. This is still part of the "I'm not a cop" routine.

8) Lose the Towel. If there is a towel covering you, do everything possible to get it off of you. If it's covering your butt, roll around while she isn't near you so it gets out of position or falls to the floor. If she puts it back, lose it again. Don't be too obvious but at some point, the towel will most likely be tossed aside. If she is persistent, feel free to ask "no towel please" or something along those lines.

9) Become Aroused. Usually, the girl will try to get you aroused. She'll lighten up the touch a little around your buttocks and brush your skin gently. Shift yourself if you do become aroused to "let her know" that you need room to grow. If you aren't getting aroused, shift yourself anyway to "fake" getting aroused. This will let her know that your johnson is growing and you are getting ready. She may even reach underneath and lend a helping hand if you are lucky.

10) Wait to Flip Over. At some point, she'll ask you to flip over. When she does, simply flip over onto your back. You may or may not be aroused at this point. Either way, she'll know and she'll do everything she legally knows how to make sure you get aroused. This is a time to smile and enjoy her expertise.

11) The "Tip". The girl will usually ask if there is anything else she can do for you or if you are "OK". This is where you say what you want (HJ, BJ, FS) or make the HJ, BJ, FS "motions". She'll either say how much or just ask you for money. This is where knowing the going rate is handy. It's usually $40-$60 for HJ, $80-$100 for BJ, and $100-$140 for FS. Keep in mind that you can always negotiate and it may vary depending on where in the USA, or world, you are. She may leave for a minute or two or she may just start right there. The key to negotiating is getting a fair value. If you offer $20 for FS and she accepts, it will probably be the worst FS ever. If you overpay, then you ruin the great value of the AMP. So try not to stray too far above or below the going rate. I usually offer at the low end (I. E. $100 for FS) and say that's what I'm used to paying. Tell her what you want and a price you want to pay. She'll most likely be reluctant to give you pricing.

12) The Fun Part. When she returns (or starts) , it's generally acceptable that you can now touch her. She may or may not like you to and you have to respect her individual level of comfort. I've had girls get completely naked, sit between my legs, and give me a HJ as well as one that stands there fully clothed doing it. I can't predict what will happen but this will affect your decision to return or not return. If you are getting BJ or FS, she will most likely provide and put on the condom (which I recommend) and she'll start. If you brought your own, she may use that one. Again, if you want to be on top, do it doggie-style, or want her on top, they are generally open to how you want to do it.

13) Variations. If you are into DATY or other things, be up front with it. I've done DATY on a number of girls and some get into it and some don't. Some enjoy when you touch and finger them and some don't. Some will let you massage them and some won't. I've never looked for Anal so I can't give advice on that. Some places will only give HJ. So be aware and look for advice in your local forums.

14) Happy Ending. After the ending, she'll usually clean you up or get rid of the condom if there was one used. Sometimes, a hot towel, a beverage, and even mouthwash are provided. If you paid for an hour and you finish early, you may or may not get the full time limit. Some girls will continue the massage, some will tell you to get dressed. This is another area where different places differ greatly. If you feel cheated out of your time, feel free to express your opinion.

15) Be Polite. I use this motto in life, but the providers are people just like you and me, and they like being treated with respect. During the massage, try giving out a compliment such as "that feels nice" or "your hands are so soft" instead of something like "you have nice tits" or "I can't wait to f*k you". I find that being nice goes a lot farther than acting like an ass. Talk to them like you'd talk to a new friend.

[QUOTE=Woundedbear;1386921]I have never been to an AMP but would like to visit the ones that recently opened in Montgomery. I really like a good massage as I have a lot of stress and back pain. Can you actually get a decent massage at Lily or Smile? Also, how do I approach the subject of "extras"? Should I keep my mouth shut and wait for them to offer or do I just bust out and say: hey, how's about a happy ending?[/QUOTE]

I didn't catch that War Eagle, good call.