Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Seafor; 1634617]Went to a place near Hanford just because I was pretty sore from doing so much and just wanted a half hour back work.

Cost was. 40 for a hh. And the lady was wearing a short skirt, and her tits were practically falling out. She was late 40's in the face, but a nice body and heavy-hanging, but well build funbags.

I thought to myself "Hmmm? Naw. Can't be for real, we're in Farm-town USA"

We went back, and 5 mins into the massage, she starts playing with the boys from behind.

WOW I thought. Then DAMMIT, I didn't have enough for a FS session (which was offered, she rubbed my hand on her kitty which started getting wet, and hopped on top to rub me against her. She almost slid me inside her, I thought I was going to have to stop before she started doing BB things. But the preview was over and all I had was. 60 for a tip. Well, you need a. 1 tip at this place, or no FS. She was not into negotiating. I said "next time".

Then she got all pissed off and did a reluctant massage for 5 minutes, demanded a 40 dollar tip. I said 20, she said 30. No way was I dropping a. 4 tip for the promise of "next time" (even though she was very happy to take my credit card. Yeah RIGHT!)

Will definitely repeat, but not for a while until the road finds me up on the way to Fresno. Who new. FS in Farm town. Ohh the possibilites.[/QUOTE]Can you send me the place name?

[QUOTE=O Wiley;1649521]Can you send me the place name?[/QUOTE]I'm going to be and that area tomorrow, was wondering if you could PM me the name & location. Sounds interesting.

3 AMP in Clovis were hit by LE. Chinese Message in old town hit twice in 2 months (closed).

Anyone try out miss Donna? She has some ads and stuff I was thinking of hitting her up.

[QUOTE=Daddy1234;1661134]Anyone try out miss Donna? She has some ads and stuff I was thinking of hitting her up.[/QUOTE]I haven't, but let us know how it goes.

Not sure what the name of the place was but it is 4960 Ashlan Ave. Saw a Chinese lady wore a short skirt a little older. Massage was good not great but good she did a little teasing throughout the massage. On the flip she motioned for hand job and I wanted full service she agreed for 100. She climbed on top 69 and I got her going she came once and had to take about a 5 minute rest, then I got inside her and she came again. Would I go back yeah I would.

Happy Hunting.

In town for a short visit, so I tried out the place at 3730 and. First. Tried it because the backpage ad advertised nuru massage, which is awesome. Unfortunately they're fulla shit. Standard place. Girl was damn fine, 8/10. Average massage, negotiated for a CBJ after the flip. Total damage 1. 0. Wouldn't go again due to price, but if you need a looker, she's there.

Forum seems kind of dead, anyone have any other success out there. The area I was in had an AMP every block it seemed, but I'm thinking they're all the same kind of joint.

[QUOTE=Chiron;2754601]In town for a short visit, so I tried out the place at 3730 and. First. Tried it because the backpage ad advertised nuru massage, which is awesome. Unfortunately they're fulla shit. Standard place. Girl was damn fine, 8/10. Average massage, negotiated for a CBJ after the flip. Total damage 1. 0. Wouldn't go again due to price, but if you need a looker, she's there.

Forum seems kind of dead, anyone have any other success out there. The area I was in had an AMP every block it seemed, but I'm thinking they're all the same kind of joint.[/QUOTE]This forum is pretty dead. I live in NY but am originally from Fresno and the forum for where I live currently is very active. So I appreciate the reviews that have been given. I should be home soon and I know there is plenty of great opportunity in Fresno for Hobbyists. I will report any findings. Let's pick it up a notch.

Kinda wish the BBFS threads where as good as the LA ones.

Decided to venture out of my comfort zone and took an hours' drive to the state Headquarters of the most beloved institution of All the top. 01% in this here Golden land of plenty, Fresno. Home to the IRS.

Jasmine Spa is located in a somewhat nice area for Central Valley standards. Very surprising indeed, especially when you compare it to other hangouts such as El Monte, La puente and some O. C. Areas I care not to mention. I felt some how FS massage is considered Godly in these here parts of Cali where every other radio station in this dry arid valley is all about the Jesus. Maybe I'm missing something from the New Testament.

It seemed I was the first client of the day and my therapist-auditor, Angel, was eager to bring Jesus into my life and audit last years tax return for a nominal fee of 50 per hour, plus penalty and interest. Fair enough!!

First, she started out with a broad overview of my assets and said things seem to be in good order. Then the gentle probing began. First the family jewels, which I testified were inherited and should not be contested under current tax law. She agreed! Next was the current financial assets where she probed even deeper, a probing which involved several compartmental arraignments, surprisingly pleasant. All Oral of course, but then came the obligatory box grilling. The pressure was intense. Repetitive grind after grind after grind to where I finally caved and gave up the hidden goods. Oh the shame, yet the penalty was light. Only $80. Wow! I think I shall go back for another audit or two soon. Next time I'll will Shirley come clean.


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Baggens.

I went back to Jasmine spa and Had different provider in her late 20's early 30's. Not a hottie but girl next door cute. She gave an above average massage. The only down side was on the flip, a little up sell. However it was lite enough not to send me packing.

C*C* has a beautiful pair of All natural "D" size breasts. Which look amazing on her small frame. She performs BBBJ in any position and does it well. 69 was my particular favorite stance because she went out of her way to graze my crotch and lower abdomen with her D's and all the time me reciprocating her very clean fine smelling vagina with Great DATY. Just wonderful to behold. After 15 min. Of that we went to CG Where she possibly came to orgasm, if not it was a pretty convincing acting job. Mostly It's all about me I suppose, anyway she did all the sequential physiological progressions of The "O".

Once she completed, it was all doggy with calfs in the air and ass propped up with the pillow and me hammering home until my eyes rolled back in my head with pure sure joy!

Next, 15 more minutes of really good massage with the occasional light kisses on the lips. So far, I really like this place.

Baggens.

I think I fell in love today with ALL things Thai, especially if her name's Kathy. Now for you who have been following my Travelogs through the years, you'll know I don't use phrase's like that here, Until now. Central Valley you better take advantage of this before the snow pack melts from the Sierra and you you'll be bitching at every tree hugger, liberal water project and yes, Governor bullet train. Put your GD politics aside Gentleman and paddle down the Fresno river before this Queen of Phuket vanishes like a bloom off an Almond tree.

Kathy is a Gem, plain and simple. Late 20's 5'3" and perfectly proportioned, with an awesome caring attitude. As you know, I have very little positive things to say about jaded Asian 20 somethings...Until now. I'm really thinking about buying a cheap used motorhome and just camp out in the parking lot....Go to Starbucks, buy coffee in the morning. Shit shower and shave and show up when the doors open with flowers and a pastry until she leaves at the end of the month. So Sad... This girl is the total GFE!

Let me give you the LOW DOWN.

I walk in...Hi, I'm Baggens! She grabs my hand and says, " I'm Kathy, would you like a table shower? " I say... " Fuck ya"! Then comes the Best TS ever. She takes her skimpy little dress off and begins the TBS of ALL TBS! BBBJ- DATY....It's Fucking magic City! In fucking Fresno!!!! WHO KNEW!!!

Guys, I have never been to Thailand but if it's anything like this experience, I'm calling my travel agent tomorrow!!!!

Baggens

[QUOTE=DildoBaggens;3154085]I went back to Jasmine spa and Had different provider in her late 20's early 30's. Not a hottie but girl next door cute. She gave an above average massage. The only down side was on the flip, a little up sell. However it was lite enough not to send me packing.

C*C* has a beautiful pair of All natural "D" size breasts. Which look amazing on her small frame. She performs BBBJ in any position and does it well. 69 was my particular favorite stance because she went out of her way to graze my crotch and lower abdomen with her D's and all the time me reciprocating her very clean fine smelling vagina with Great DATY. Just wonderful to behold. After 15 min. Of that we went to CG Where she possibly came to orgasm, if not it was a pretty convincing acting job. Mostly It's all about me I suppose, anyway she did all the sequential physiological progressions of The "O".

Once she completed, it was all doggy with calfs in the air and ass propped up with the pillow and me hammering home until my eyes rolled back in my head with pure sure joy!

Next, 15 more minutes of really good massage with the occasional light kisses on the lips. So far, I really like this place.

Baggens.[/QUOTE]Stopped by after seeing your post. Was greeted by "Maddy". Took me in showed me an amazing time. She put the swim suit on and gave me a BJ, rode me. She then wanted me to bang her on the table, I didn't last more than a minute She followed with a nice massage.

Has anyone tried out QQ on cedar and nees? I'm new to fresno and drive past this spot daily was hoping to get some info on it?

OK, well visting from Wisconsin and hoping for a nice dream at a F. S. AMP or an AMP? Would like some referalls. Will be visiting around Christmas thanks my fellow hobbiests! And if your ever this way shoot drop me a line and I'll gladly show you around!