Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Trey50]John, read the previous 2 or 3 posts and you will understand why no one wants to post any good information here. Where do you think LEO gets his "tips"?[/QUOTE]Understood - that is why we all have PM capability. No worries though.

- JT

Hey y'all. I know of a couple of in-call MP that are good to check out. Had both in the past couple of months. PM me if you want to know the 2 I recommend.

I am looking for a masseuse who actually does good work for neck and back. A HJ or BBFSCIP or whatever extras would be great, but I would love a neck massage tomorrow, even if it comes with no action on the side.

Hey Humpty,

I actually just discovered a licensed therapist who I guess decided to go the 'alternative' route and offer her services with extras. Got a fabulous shoulder, neck and back massage on a real massage table w/ a BBBJ/HJ release and I felt fantastic. Only 80 bones for 30 mins.

PM me and I'll give you the 411.

Hey y'all. I have a thing for asian gals, and I noticed there are quite a few good lookin asian gals in the nail spas. I've only ever gotten legit pedis, but am really curious if anyone has had any luck askin the girls for any extra service? Or seeing if any are willing to "play" on the side?

I know nail salons in Houston or Dallas offer 'extra' but curious if anyone has any info for the local scene? 411?

Was in town last week and stopped by HT to see what the deal was. $80 entry fee, with expensive "upgrades" available. Upgrades only determined amount of clothing worn by the provider, with no effect on services rendered. Girls are very pretty and personable, but not worth the money. PM if you want dirty details.

Shay

[QUOTE=Utanks]Hey Humpty,

I actually just discovered a licensed therapist who I guess decided to go the 'alternative' route and offer her services with extras. Got a fabulous shoulder, neck and back massage on a real massage table w/ a BBBJ/HJ release and I felt fantastic. Only 80 bones for 30 mins.

PM me and I'll give you the 411.[/QUOTE]Pretty sure this is who I saw last week. Her name is Claire, and she ads on BP.

If you plan to see her, know that she is a VERY BIG girl, and her demeanor was fairly matter-of-fact, and although her massage and "extra" technique is very good, the whole experience was very mechanical. As always, YMMV.

Shay

Nope not a claire. This gal had a good demeanor and enjoyed performing the massage as much as performing the 'extra' svc. Hell I even got a foot massage as an after care once the extra svc was done!

[QUOTE=Utanks]Nope not a claire. This gal had a good demeanor and enjoyed performing the massage as much as performing the 'extra' svc. Hell I even got a foot massage as an after care once the extra svc was done![/QUOTE]

Do you think that sh will do fs? Hook up the details.

To be clear, she IS a BBW, just not "claire". it's kim and she won't FS, only FBSM with BBBJ/HJ finish. She does have an awesome massage table and is a legit licensed therapist.

PM me for 411 details if you want contact info.

In Austin, who enjoy a great massage, first, then a HE last. I know the rules, and I know those therapists who you get to know after several visits give you all you want. Friendship supersedes the law. Do you know anyone out there?

[QUOTE=Massagedealma]In Austin, who enjoy a great massage, first, then a HE last. I know the rules, and I know those therapists who you get to know after several visits give you all you want. Friendship supersedes the law. Do you know anyone out there?[/QUOTE]What?

Is English not your native tongue or did you just not make it past 1st grade?

I am from outta town and looking for any MP or does anyone know where there are some Mexican bordellos? PM me with the info

Anyone seen Michelle?

[url]http://austin.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/therapeutic-massage-try-something-different/3815255[/url]

Here not long ago I was cruising the IH 35/51st frontage road along with the ajacent Harmon Road / Airport Road / 45th. Street area. My hopes were that something had slipped thru the cracks of the Austin City Coucil's newly imposed ordinance disallowing local residents from renting cheap motel, therefore notel, rooms. The Deluxe Inn there had always been fertile breeding grounds for me, only this had ceased.

I was desperate for some puss, however, and the bright flashing lights of Foxiies on the frontage finally became too much cheese for me, a roof rat of sorts to the anti sex perverts. A buddy of mine had already cased the place for its weekday prices, and I was informed by others that a lone duck like me wouldn't get anything out of there on the weekend orgy nights either.

I went ahead and gave it a shot. For 200 I got to undress and watch the girl partially undress. Her dancing had the coordination of a cat kneeding on me for milk before finally giving up and succumbing to its bowl of Friskies. She reluctantly let me fondle her: that was about it. She insisted that I masturbate, and thought I could with it limp. When I finally started to rope on it a little, she statutorily informed me that she couldn't stay and watch. Fifteen years before I was able to FS with a 10 ply rubber for 100 in the massage parlor that used to be there. I wouldn't even have considered going into that place that night knowing I was going to get the same 100 deal but was instead burned with a much less enjoyable 200 one from a dud of a girl that wasn't even entitled to what a soup line has to offer. I strongly recommend that you fellow punters boycot this outfit until it goes under. It gives me great pleasure, whenever I pass by it all lit up with its $2000. 00 a month electric bill looming, and not a single car is parked there. Maybe they get federal subsidy money or a social studies grant for the viability of managing the sex life of the American male. I guess those hens in there sit around and cackle about how awful men are for not patronizing them, and believe it or not, they don't have the sightest clue as to why that is. That's how fucked up those places are!