Strip Club Reports

This is a request for all contributing mongers on this board to seriously review the posts by "thetree".
Please read his posts and decide for yourselves if he if making any contribution to Jackson's stated purpose for this forum. A forum established for the "exchange of information of men who want to get laid"
I personally smell bacon. He has not contributed any information and only posts nonsensical replies to the posts of other respected members of this forum.
He is either in a drunken stupor when he writes his 'posts' or is LE.
DN

[QUOTE=Dick North]This is a request for all contributing mongers on this board to seriously review the posts by "thetree".
Please read his posts and decide for yourselves if he if making any contribution to Jackson's stated purpose for this forum. A forum established for the "exchange of information of men who want to get laid"
I personally smell bacon. He has not contributed any information and only posts nonsensical replies to the posts of other respected members of this forum.
He is either in a drunken stupor when he writes his 'posts' or is LE.
DN[/QUOTE]

Now I have heard it all

i dont know if you are trying to pass the buck on something you may be hiding or if you have a stick up your ass

if its the latter you may want to remove it.

Yesterday I happened to patronize TD's West in the early afternoon. It's not my favorite club (between the potholes in the parking lot and the ghetto atmosphere, I'm not a big fan of the establishement but I got there because of the availablity of fs). I ran into a fs dancer that had been fired from another club and was now setting up shop at this club. She still has all her talents.

She recognized me and we went into the VIP room. It had about four other couples in there, but I still managed to have complete access to her nether regions including DATY until she came on my face, full fingering, and face sitting. The climax came when I turned down fs (too crowded) and went for the best hj ever. She did it in such a way that it left no mess. It must be experienced.

Senior members can PM me for the name.

[QUOTE=Sexhobbyist]Yesterday I happened to patronize TD's West in the early afternoon. It's not my favorite club (between the potholes in the parking lot and the ghetto atmosphere, I'm not a big fan of the establishement but I got there because of the availablity of fs). I ran into a fs dancer that had been fired from another club and was now setting up shop at this club. She still has all her talents.
She recognized me and we went into the VIP room. It had about four other couples in there, but I still managed to have complete access to her nether regions including DATY until she came on my face, full fingering, and face sitting. The climax came when I turned down fs (too crowded) and went for the best hj ever. She did it in such a way that it left no mess. It must be experienced.
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Sexhobbyist,
Great Report!
Awhile ago at Curves, I had a similar experience. A dancer suggested the VIP room. I was wearing shorts and a polo shirt not tucked in. She asked if the shirt would 'cover me'. I was a little confused at first, but then she said that I could unzip my shorts. Well the little guy is standing at attention and she whispers 'no sex!' but then proceeds with bbbj. I was allowed to insert finger in her pussy. It didn't take long to explode as I was taken by surprise. I am becoming a believer in extra services at these clubs.

Kung Fu Grip,
You could send that report to Penthouse Forum. Great detail. I can assure you that when you reach 'Senior' status, it will mean something because of reports like this one.

thetree,
For a monger who just set a new USG land-speed record for achieving “Senior” status, I wouldn’t expect you to be so defensive. In fact, you should be celebrating. Chest all puffed out … etc. Geez, It took me over a year to achieve that goal and here you accomplished it in only a few days. Makes me wonder why I spent time writing detailed reports on my mongering experiences. I could have taken your approach and simply responded to every new post on several threads with 1 or 2 sentences and called it a ‘Post’. What the heck is wrong with me? … Wasting all that time!
Anyway, just to show you what a nice monger I really am … when you reach post number 1000 (in the next couple of days). I will offer to meet you at Curves and buy you a couple of beers and table dances. How’s that sound? Hell, we might even end up being best monger-friends.

DN

Hell, I haven't reached "senior status", and I've forgotten more poontang than I can remember bangin'! That kinda happens when you spend several years in the Far East. Heh heh. But I figure when I have to finally resort to the lil blue pill to help get me goin', I'll know it'll be time to accept that title.

Just kidding - and certainly no offense to present 'seniors' ;)

BP

[QUOTE=Dick North]Kung Fu Grip,

You could send that report to Penthouse Forum. Great detail. I can assure you that when you reach 'Senior' status, it will mean something because of reports like this one.

TheTree,

For a monger who just set a new USG land-speed record for achieving “Senior” status, I wouldn’t expect you to be so defensive. In fact, you should be celebrating. Chest all puffed out … etc. Geez, It took me over a year to achieve that goal and here you accomplished it in only a few days. Makes me wonder why I spent time writing detailed reports on my mongering experiences. I could have taken your approach and simply responded to every new post on several threads with 1 or 2 sentences and called it a ‘Post’. What the heck is wrong with me? Wasting all that time!

Anyway, just to show you what a nice monger I really am … when you reach post number 1000 (in the next couple of days). I will offer to meet you at Curves and buy you a couple of beers and table dances. How’s that sound? Hell, we might even end up being best monger-friends.

DN[/QUOTE]North, I should heed the latter part of that post as words of wisdom.

I've had a couple of times where I was interested in "insider" info via PM and
decided against pressing my luck, being fairly new.

But I'd guess I've been a member longer than or around 6 months now, and
have 10 posts to my name!

I just sent my first PM for that kinda info, thinking I was at or near Senior
status, but I've been doing what you were talking about.

I could have broken a good number of my posts into 3-4 posts, but instead
just wrote out 3-4 topics on one post with titles lol.

Oh well, I'll have to start being more loose with that kinda thing to see if I
can't get my status upgraded quicker =P

...oh and as for the "extras" at strip clubs, even though I don't do it often
myself I've found it's a million times better than AMPs (way, way cheaper,
but it's a matter of taste I suppose, I like the thrill of it being more dangerous
on some level so YMMV as always).

I always hear the Candy Shop has that kind of scene, and can say from
experience that Curves and TD's West can land you the same kind of deal.

From my experience, the key is usually to steer clear of the "I'm working my
way through college" types, and to find either a dancer with a bit more
mileage or who seems like she's already going to be a "lifer" whether she's
fully come to grips with that or not.

Can't say how exactly you go about making those judgements, but I can
definately say I've so far been successful at picking them out with "extras"
being my intent upon entering the club, and without having to drop hints on
any more than a couple of girls to strike gold.

Keep the faith!

-KFG

The only status worth worrying about is the status of the amount I am getting.

[QUOTE=TucGuy]The only status worth worrying about is the status of the amount I am getting.[/QUOTE]See now THAT is the kinda post I need to be making =P

Oh, dead as hell by the way tonight along all the Oracle Corridor.

Then again?

My personal #1 rule of mongering: "Friday and Saturday night after midnight
is the worst time of all to find any action, in a club, out of a club, either way
you're facing fierce competition and most girls are already scooped up" =P

Seriously, you're so much better off on a weekday =)

-KFG

[QUOTE=Kung Fu Grip]My personal #1 rule of mongering: "Friday and Saturday night after midnight is the worst time of all to find any action, in a club, out of a club, either way you're facing fierce competition and most girls are already scooped up" =P

Seriously, you're so much better off on a weekday =)

-KFG[/QUOTE]Agreed. Not only are you better off on a weekday, but you should also avoid Fridays in the clubs. Lots of "Johnny Paycheck" customers looking to spend a couple bucks of their paychecks before taking it home to the wifey. They crowd up the place and divert the attention of the dancers from us "professional mongers." Monday through Thursday during the day is the prime time for mongers. Once the "after work" crowd starts to show up, then it's time to go home.

Daytime is also good because the dancers are the regular dancers you see every day. You can build a relationship with them and, eventually, they'll get comfortable with you and perform amazing feats for you.

Evenings are a different story. I see intinerate dancers and UofA college girls trying to make tuition money on the evening shifts. There seems to be a more stringent attitude among the dancers and bouncers. I'm not aware of any daytime "benefits" that are available at night.

Just 2¢ worth.

Sexhobbyist

[QUOTE=TucGuy]The only status worth worrying about is the status of the amount I am getting.[/QUOTE]
TG, This could be a new mantra for all USG members. I absolutely agree with your succinct statement regarding 'status'. USG status means diddly-crap to me. My references to status had to do with one particular member who seemed completely anal about it. This board does need to scrutinize it's own members and to challenge anyone who seems 'out-of-profile'. IMHO
DN

dont know about the 1k in posts dn but if you want to meet sometime thats fine...although not a big fan of curves anymore...usally prefer the two east clubs ...

also DN it is not so fast...i have been a member for well over a year now..not as long as some have been here but i have not just joined yesterday

i agree friday/saturdays normally bad action days..not just eve but i normally dont on the whole day...normally mon through thurs during afternoons is when i go out for it

I think I'd have to be adequately roasted in order to render an accurate translation! Then, I'm sure, I'd have no problem understanding what TheTree meant! <hick>

BP

[QUOTE=TheTree]dont know about the 1k in posts dn but if you want to meet sometime thats fine...although not a big fan of curves anymore...usally prefer the two east clubs ...

also DN it is not so fast...i have been a member for well over a year now..not as long as some have been here but i have not just joined yesterday

i agree friday/saturdays normally bad action days..not just eve but i normally dont on the whole day...normally mon through thurs during afternoons is when i go out for it[/QUOTE]
thetree,
I actually deleted a post that I thought maybe was unfair and mean-spirited. I don't know who you are and I want to be a fair person on this board. We don't all have similar ways of expressing ourselves ... and I acknowledge that. I am willing to leave it at that.
I am comfortable with you as a USG member.
Take care
DN

[QUOTE=Dick North]thetree,
I actually deleted a post that I thought maybe was unfair and mean-spirited. I don't know who you are and I want to be a fair person on this board. We don't all have similar ways of expressing ourselves ... and I acknowledge that. I am willing to leave it at that.
I am comfortable with you as a USG member.
Take care
DN[/QUOTE]

Sounds good DN

Take care aswell!

There... see? Now gents, let's get back to bangin' chicks. What do ya say?

BP